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NOW WHERE ARE THE REAL HUMAN BEINGS!!!

@INTEGRITY TOBI....

But some physiologists count money in banks!!!

Sorry, that was a joke... But seriously, it is quite disheartening that very intelligent pple would go to uni for 4 yrs... Only to find out that doctors have taken over their job....

I don't kno of any hospital where they need anatomists and physiologists... Only docs, nurses, pharmacists, lab tecnicians and, maybe comm health extension workers...

You only write jamb once, after graduation, just buy a DE form and apply.... But u hav to write post utme in some schools... If not all...

Sorry...

Shrew!!!

Swan!!!

Good morning fellow medics!!!

What's going on!!!

Who can perfectly dissect a cadaver here

sats: ...sighs... wen i come online to a forum, am very cautious of what i post. u termed me a newbie,did u even check my profile before makin dat comment?
when i joined nairaland u didnt kno what a modem was, talk less of owning one

stole money,nokia 2222 ... smh ... in this age of bb, pls ur mockery lacks merit

Yeah, you joined NL 2008, I joined this year....

But your craaaappy attitude can make me join illuminati...

You just keep staining every thread with craaPP...

Or are you from the planet "crappezium"

Noted!!!

INTEGRITY TOBI: @TCD & all MBBS student am really impress with d information u gave out acknowledging d fact dat physiology is d basis/bed rock of medcine.Am neither here to say much abt physiology cos am sure it wat u knw nor to give physiology pride.It alway my pleasure whenever i see medical student of good intellectual n always happy to be a medical student studying physiology,however am sometime worried as a physiologist because of d prospect of d course in nigeria.As i think perhaps cos am new to d course i realise d work subjected to physiologists is carried out by doctors claiming they knw all d aspect in medical i.e-Anatomy Biochemistry Physiology n d oda basic med courses n not paving way 4 physiologist 2 do dere job.I have some other thing to say but i wil lyk u to pls try answer som of my ?1)Is job oppourtunity still available 4 physiologist in hospital n how often do dey employ dem,i guess doctor ar d 1 doin dere job2)Aftermath doin physiology n want to study medicine wat ar d criteria needed to do so,is it by writing jamb again after 1st degree.THANKS.LOOKING 4WARD TO SEEING YOUR REPLY.1 LUV

Hmmm.....

Studying basic course like anatomy, physiology, etc paves way for a lot of opportunities...

As a physiologist, you can work in big hospitals as a perfusionist, blood flow analyzer, and also help in connecting and reading ECGs, EEGs, EMGs....

But its just a pity that nigeria as a country does not give room for this... So we see our graduates working in banks, or doing their masters and phD to become lecturers....

Now, two things are involved: its either you work hard, make a first class or 2.1 and apply for medicine thru DE after service... OR:

You get a few connections and travel to places where medical and health graduates are in high demand eg australia, canada, etc...

PS: if you are in your first year, you can cross to medicine in the 2nd year only if u work very hard and make As In all your courses... But that's school-dependent anyway!!!!


CHEERS!!!

larride: I wan shave my downstairs

And I wan shave my upstairs!!!!

hottprince: why must all jokes end wit someone dying or someone gettin an heart attack?

That's the current trend now

AYAMATANGA!!!!

I don't agree with you...

Margarine can grow mold, and bacteria can make it sour...

And I thought butter was the unhealthy fatty food, with higher levels of LDL cholesterol...

Margarine is made from oils, usually palm kernel oil... The hydrogenation makes it solid...

So please get your facts right!!!

[quote author=O.M.E]Abeg joor..we can still have fun not necessary thru 'babes'..we can get involved in sports etc..a lil fun won't kill...no wonder most people think medical students are sadists and bores..[/quote]100 likes for this!!!

Let me tell u guyz one secret... If u hav sêxx with a lady, you won't concentrate, you will hav bad grades, and you will FAIL!!!

There are better ways of having fun... Sports, games, music, etc...

I hav a lot of lady friends, but I don't date them, I don't hav the time...

If u wanna catch babes, no probs, but the consequences are always brutal!!!

bin gbagbo: who is this??

One of the silly newbies that stole his mom's money to buy nokia 2222 just to browse, any little thing he sees must be CRAAAAP!!!

But he doesn't know that he is just a shît stain on the thread....

Crab

Deep toto!!!

That "thing" is either the prick or the toto...

The prick is that long thing that is soft and dry while sleeping but gets hard and may even vomit when awake, only in males...

The toto is the 2nd mouth of a female, which can eat anything, but always prefers the hard, vomitty prick!!!

So pls, nobody shld ask any question about the "thing" again!!!

"IT" is having sexual intercourse with your wife/husband... Fiance/fiancee.... Boyfriend/girlfriend... Fling/fling... And if it gets extreme.. Man/man or woman/woman!!!

With any and every form of style u can think of, e.g uptown, freelance, sunrise, and the almighty TIGER STYLE!!!

Superclem: Happy xunday medicos, aw y'all doing? @gboy, exam na febuary, xo no kill ursef, get a babe and av fun

LOL, very funny @bolded

onila: maury is a show where different baby baby mama's come too look for the real fathers of their kidz who they slept with in their past


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGtWssdauME

Now that's some crappy ar§ë shît!!!!

You are all a bunch of spoilt rotten children....

I m gonna giv u TEN LASHES EACH!!!

But U booqee... YES YOU... YOU NEED A HUNDRED LASHES!!!


#shikena

Don't understand the mauri part....

TCD: Boss, abeg When are you guys writing finals?

Nxt year february/march... All things being equal!!!

Thanx to all of u for your wishes and prayers!!!

May God return what u wish for me in triple manifolds...

Remember, the sky is not the limit, in fact, the end of the universe is just the starting point, but if u work hard, be diligent, and of course... PRAY FEVERENTLY.... All your dreams and desires shall come to pass...

Thanx to all of u for your wishes and prayers!!!

May God return what u wish for me in triple manifolds...

Remember, the skyis not the limit, in fact, the end of the universe is just the starting point, but if u work hard, be diligent, and of course... PRAY FEVERENTLY.... All your dreams and desires shall come to pass...

I drive with one hand cos I usually want to change gears quickly... Since I am usually a fast driver...

Wasp

Yes!!! Just finished my M3 posting exam, starting S3 next week, which will be my final clinical posting!!!

God you are too much for seeing me through 6 good years of hardwork, diligence and perseverance!!!

I pray that all medics starting this journey will make it even better than I did!!!

Grass cutter!!!!

If u didn't get the joke, that means you don't know what the word "nymphomaniac" means....

So y'all should carry your dictionaries and learn!!!!