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Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(op): 6:51am On Nov 29, 2012
aliandro: Itz very tough here in unilag.Though lecturez hasn't startd here officially but intensive tutorials is going on in d skul.with 5Ps and 3G factor i will cross ova 2 Idi araba
God will see you through...
Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(op): 10:04pm On Nov 28, 2012
ebsuguy: oga lagusta....why the change of name?
Don't mind me jare, I felt that former thread name was boring, that's why...

Just wanted to add some spice to it...
Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(op):
[quote author=ishowdot@gmail.]reali luv ds thread....tnx 2 bro..Lagusta 4 ur numerous hlp u'v bn renderin.Pls cn u kindly drop ur 2go i.d want 2 discuss sum issue wit u[/quote]2go: idris930

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Jokes Etc › Re: The Undecided. *very Funny* by Lagusta(m): 9:36pm On Nov 28, 2012
At least she isn't blind!!!
Education › Re: MBBS Aspirant,freshers And Students Advice by Lagusta(m): 7:14pm On Nov 28, 2012
www.nairaland.com/1049407/mbbs-u-r-mbbs-student


Please visit the above thread where u'll meet a lot of medics!!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Happy Bufday 2 Me by Lagusta(m): 7:00pm On Nov 28, 2012
I am the 1st to wish u happy baidai... Wat an achievement!!!
Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(op): 5:39pm On Nov 28, 2012
Hey, what's good peeps....
Jokes Etc › Re: Foolishness Can Get You In Deep Sh**t! Read These: by Lagusta(m): 3:55pm On Nov 28, 2012
Kaiiii!!!!


The only thing making me laff is the GBAGAUN GBAGAUN GBIMMM I hav been reading since....


Bros u try ooo...
Jokes Etc › Re: Una Sure Say This Man No Be 9ja Man by Lagusta(m): 7:41am On Nov 28, 2012
Now this is what I call early morning laughter!!!

9ce joke there...
Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(op): 7:07am On Nov 28, 2012
GHANA OGA: US 3rd yeard med student here.Wish u guys all the best!The world needs us.
Chill out on the babes..they will come when you are made
cheesy cheesy
Yeah, welcome...

We have a BABE from the caribbeans, alutacontinua...

Now we have you from the US...

All of you are welcome!!!

In fact we have enough BABES here on this thread, so no need to undergo perfusion to other extracellular sites!!! cheesy cheesy grin grin
Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(op): 7:01am On Nov 28, 2012
goodman3: Lagusta are u sure about that?....I thought dissection of cadavers would start when we are in 400 or 500 level!....am kinda scared about. Touching a dead body in 200 level! Pls who has done this before? And hw is the experience like?...are there pple who freak out?
Bros, I hav been in medical school for 6yrs now, and since then, I haven't heard of ANY medical school dissecting cadavers at 400 or 500l...

I have dissected cadavers before... And I just picture them as dummies...

Moreover, most of the bodies are usually armed robbers shot dead or madmen, or others that hav been unclaimed for a long time!!!

If you really want to be a doctor, you have to remove the element of fear in you!!! You have to be strong, from handling dead bodies to breaking bad news to loved ones...

Nottin do u boss!!!
Education › Re: Mbbs by Lagusta(m): 6:49am On Nov 28, 2012
Why didn't u post this question in my thread...


Yes, your son can read medicine after his first degree, especially if he has a 2.1...


To find out more, pls visit my thread: www.nairaland.com/1049407/mbbs-u-r-mbbs-student
Jokes Etc › Re: How Sound Is Your Pronunciation? Say These Words. by Lagusta(m): 5:39pm On Nov 27, 2012
No, YOU bark like a dog, bleat like a goat, quack like a duck, cackle like a Hot hen and moan like an ashi that has her kitty-kat being panel-beated by a bus conductor......































GO AND KISS A LIVE WIRE!!! angry
Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(op): 1:01pm On Nov 27, 2012
Alabidamilola: Pls when in medical trainin is disection expected to start....... Does it differ from school to school
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You start dissecting cadavers in your 2nd year.... Welcome!!
Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(op): 8:11am On Nov 27, 2012
Hmmm, everybody has gone to read!!!


All da best in ur exams ooo
Jokes Etc › Re: Overloading Extra(pics) by Lagusta(m): 7:33am On Nov 27, 2012
Of course it will move, they'll just overwork the engine and burn more fuel, that's all...
Jokes Etc › Re: Naija Police Don Improvement Ooooo. by Lagusta(m): 10:01pm On Nov 26, 2012
Chei...  as the name of the topic dey gbagaun my head....

=))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=))
Jokes Etc › Re: Mercy Johnson's bosoms Seen Uncovering by Lagusta(m): 8:41pm On Nov 26, 2012
You are sick!!!






















But it made me laugh, kudos!!! wink wink wink
Jokes Etc › Re: Nigerian Universities' Girls' Statistics!! by Lagusta(m): 7:43pm On Nov 26, 2012
95% of KWASU girls always form as if their papa na medical association chairman, whereas their papa na president of association of BRICKLAYERS!!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Nigerian Universities' Girls' Statistics!! by Lagusta(m): 3:21pm On Nov 25, 2012
Valiantvaliant: i laff in spanish!!
U know before research theories are approved in 9ja they have to pass through
*SCIENTIST ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA
*NIGERIAN UNION OF JOURNALIST
*ASUU
*INEC
*PHCN
*ICPC
TO MENTION BUT A FEW.
So before it is processed and approved, some get outdated. U understand now!
I laff in hindi...
Jokes Etc › Re: Ok, This Is Not Crap!!! by Lagusta(op): 3:20pm On Nov 25, 2012
[quote author=Onim's]Cool Joor....dnt mind dos dat say otherwise,dem no get sense of humour ni,dey come even dey enta joke section... tongue[/quote]Thanx jare....
Jokes Etc › Re: If U Dare Call This Crap.... by Lagusta(op): 2:37pm On Nov 25, 2012
larride: Sharap
Lariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Wetin I do u nah.....





















Abi I thief your wife ni!!!!!!!!

















Abeg no vex, nottin do u!!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Library Updated by Lagusta(m): 2:32pm On Nov 25, 2012
bunmioguns: Londoner grin grin grin
Ha ha ha grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Nigerian Universities' Girls' Statistics!! by Lagusta(m): 2:27pm On Nov 25, 2012
I don't agree with the UNILORIN part.... They are so dull....

In fact, 99.999% of them can't pronounce "have" they pronounce it as "haff"

And they are so cheap, buy fanta and biscuit for them and they are all yours....
Jokes Etc › Re: Ok, This Is Not Crap!!! by Lagusta(op): 2:22pm On Nov 25, 2012
bunmioguns: Nice one cool cool cool
Thanx boss....
larride: Still crap angry
Prof wetin I do u nah...
Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(op): 1:31pm On Nov 25, 2012
Where are u guyz nah, abeg make we no dull faa!!!!
Education › Re: Medical And Dental Students Pls Read by Lagusta(m): 1:28pm On Nov 25, 2012
It depends on the kind of modus operandi your university runs...

Make more enquiries in your campus
Jokes Etc › Re: Ok, This Is Not Crap!!! by Lagusta(op): 1:19pm On Nov 25, 2012
So the guy presses one...

Operator: Thank you for your response, remember police is your friend...

If the robbers have guns press 1

If the robbers have juju, press 2

If the robbers have bombs, press 3

If the robbers have bazookas, press 4

IF THE ROBBERS HAVE ALL OF THE ABOVE, NOW I KNOW YOU ARE WICKED, IF NA U BE POLICE SHEY U GO COMEhuh














THE CALLER DIED BEFORE THE ROBBERS SHOT HIM!!!




























AND IF YOU LIKE, CALL IT CRAP AND MAKE IT ENTER FRONT PAGE!!!
Jokes Etc › Ok, This Is Not Crap!!! by Lagusta(op): 1:13pm On Nov 25, 2012
COMPARISON BETWEEN USA POLICE AND NIGERIAN POLICE


USA POLICE (SWAT TEAM)

Robbery occurs, someone calls 911, swat team gets there arrests are made and the day is saved!!!

NIGERIA POLICE (SARS TEAM)

Robbery occurs, someone calls 767

Operator: good evening and welcome to our customer care police, my name is jane...

If it is an armed robbery, press 1

If it is a fire that burnt your kitchen, press 2

If it is your husband/wife giving you trouble, press 3

If it is your car giving you trouble press 4

IF IT IS BOKO HARAM OF ALUU TROUBLE, PLEASE HANG UP, AS IN CUT THE CALL U WAN KILL US ABI!!!

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