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opisco01: Tanx...
1. How big is the teaching hospital or the teaching hospital college?
2. Is it far from d main campus i.e unilorin campus?
3. Is there any scholarship scheme for medical students?

1. The teaching hospital is ok, quite big, but well equipped... The college of health sciences is at the back of the teaching hospital... If I had some pictures I would hav sent them...

2. Yes, it is very far from the main campus, but I heard the university wants to build a link road between the two campuses...

3. There are many scholarship schemes e.g NNPC, state scholarships, etc, I am not into any though...
More info when u get to school, newspapers, online, etc

afol4dam: Which level will one start using stethoscope?.....do dental students use it?

Where are those dental students

^^^^ which kain guilty conscience, don't u see my signature? I use a bb and I whatsapp more than 2go... 2go is meant for the guyz that don't use a bb or a fone that can whatsapp....

nikkyshyne: 2go users

Abeg stop forming jare, shey u no dey use am on that your nokia 3110c ni, abeg abeg abeg

There is a difference between rats and mice: mice are smaller, more common. You can find rats in your house only if you open your door anyhow like a lousy love-peddler...

I don't usually have mice.... Only once in a while, and I catch them with gum....

I don't hear or feel mosquitoes cos my family sleeps under insecticide treated nets...

But COCKROACHES!!!! Now those are the nuisance... No matter the flit, powder, spray, camphor, they must still breed, and one capsule can contain a hundred eggs, they mature within months and lay capsules every week, breeding more... And more,,, and MORE!!!

SO, my family always clean the house every week, I mean thorough cleaning, from the kitchen to the parlour, bathroom and toilet, bedrooms, etc every saturday!!!

Buhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


Dis akpors no go kill me 4 here oooo!!!

9ce joke larride, no dulling at all at all

The boy blow cover shaa, 9ce joke

opisco01: I'm a DE aspirant of unilorin i applied through cambrigde A level with 14 points, i know i'ld make d 2nd list by God's grace. @lagusta wat level do u move to the teaching hospital at ilorin, i wana knw where u spent each year up unto d final year. Tanx

Since you are a DE student, you will spend all years in the teaching hospital... 200 and 300L in the college at the back of the hospital and 400-600L in the hospital itself


WELCOME IN ADVANCE!!!!!

Please don't let's jump into conclusions, at least abdulsalami abubakar entered aso rock with his wife, justice fati lami abubakar, and they both left hale and hearty.......


BTW, WHERE IS DA FREAKING JOKE!!?!!!?

Danyl: What does it take 2pass d MBBS exam @300l going to 400L clinicals,what are d steps involvd,kinda questions,whether MCQs/essay or both. Thanks

Depends on the school....

All the same.... All medical exams follow the same pattern: theory, practical and oral exams...

Theory could be MCQ, essay or both

Practical depends on the subject, and u kno oral exams nah... They ask a question and u answer to the best of your ability...

The best thing is to experience it yourself, so just get past questions and prepare hard, God will see u through....

Danyl: in regards 2d DE application,how many school choices r on d form 2fill in,n what is d green n white form for in d proces of applying through DE. Thanks 4taking ur time 2answer...

It is still the same 1st and 2nd choice....

But about the green and white form... I don't kno ooo, cos I m not a DE student, sorry... Maybe a DE student should answer you better.

BYEEE!!!

Can u send it to me too... I wanna see it

ebsuguy: u dy ask y?.....are u in nigeria or under niger?...IM means.......u know bestu dy ask y?.....are u in nigeria or under niger?...IM means.......u know best

U r nt serious

You should hav said: no sweetheart, that's the latest fashion now, so pls get one now and chew!!!

ebsuguy: it seems after applying for housemanship....you will be invited for a test and they will use the test.....or may be IM*which is always the case*

What is IM

jayone15: @lagusta

The hospital is 48th Armed Forces Hospital,Lagos,..the hospital is owned by d millitary..
there are 3 of such hospitals in naija...others are 68th Armed Forces Hospital,LAGOS and armed forces hospital,KADUNA..
You can visit the MDCN Website to know d amount of docs they can take in 4 internship every year.d site is mdcnigeria.org


HOW TO ENTER? I DON'T KNOW,DAT'S 4 U DOCS 2 KNOW...
buh i heard they take in pple wu passed very,very well.

Thanx 4 d info, will check out the site...

But, the MBBS degree is unclassified, how will they know who passed very very well....


Ok, I think u r talking about the interview we will do, I will prep for that...

I always wished to do my house job in a military hospital....

rill: Gud morning docs!!! 300L lautech medical student. Been stuck in this same level since last year cos of accreditation ish!!! Hoping we get bak our license soon enough, write d part one MB exam, pass and move on! God bless ya'll!!!!

Sorry about the lautech ish..... God will do the best for u...

BTW, when r u guyz moving to ur permanent site nah?? ?? ??

Good mornin docs, how's the week starting Hope ur cadavers, pots and patients are not giving u tough time!!!!

Shakidor: Thanks 4 d reply o. Bt btw dentistry, nursing science and physiotherapy which one is more closed to medicine( l mean almost in evry terms). Which one should one go for in leu to medicine?

Dentistry na d koko oooo, cos they pay like doctors, u do the same subjects that doctors do, with some slight adjustments and u will be called a doctor!!!

This is the best joke of all time!!!!!

Please this joke needs national award, in fact international award!!!!

I laff in hausa and sudanese

YESSSSS, now that is what I am talking about!!!!!

Please send me on your first mission, pleeeeeeeaseeee











*strapping myself with bombs, grenades, dynamites, bangers, matches, and full gas cylinders*

dopeJemi: Wtf, n hu said rest in peace can only be used 4 d dead U guyz r takin rest in peace 2 be a phrase 4 d dead, nau let's go bk 2 english language, wat z rest n wat z peace? I leave dat 2 d ignoramus 2 ansa, shez simply resting peacefully, y r u guyz so ignorant of wah she really meant, nau u created a thread abt dis dahz nowhere close 2 a joke or a blunder, criously! Wat z wrong wiv people

Now professor of english, let me teach u english language....

1. The man kicked the bucket

What is "man" what is "bucket" and how did he kick it??

But it means: the man died!!!

2. More grease to your elbow

What is "grease" and what is "elbow"??

But it means: keep it up or a job well done

3. Rest in peace

What is" rest" and what is "peace"

Please check your dictionary, rest in peace is not the same as resting peacefully....

jayone15: they also start there clinical postings in part 4. and they do internship,they collect the same amount wif medicine students during housemanship.i even HEARD that they are paid higher than medicine studs in 44th armed forces hospital,lagos where i HEARD they collect almost 300k per month.

Where is that hospital, how much do they pay docs there, how do I get in?? I need answers NOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!

Danyl: Does that mean i can only apply to one school or i have choices... As in 1st n 2nd choice

I didn't get your question....

Shakidor: Can u jst pls brief me on physiotherapy? Wat it is itz relationship to doctor, d program(how similar is it to medicine) d exam stuffs, posting, housmanship/intership and d specialization. Plssss if u av a clue.
Any therapy student shud help ooooo.

A physiotherapist deals with the rehabilitation of the human musculoskeletal system, just an adjunct to an orthopedic surgeon... I think its 5 or 6 yrs but I don't kno whether they do internship...

werepeLeri: she is resting in peace - even if she said so. She is resting in peace - only used for people who are dead?

Its not funny, it doesnt sound like a joke, its not even near a joke from a primary school student.

Instead of calling your parent names - explain to us what is wrong with the statement - assuming she said so. She is having a peaceful rest, from stup1d idlers like you. LOL. Go wipe your butt hole with sand paper.

Oya REST IN PEACE my brother...

Ok, good..... So WETIN U WAN MAKE WE CHOP NOW!!!!

HELLO EVERYBODY!!!!!

Abeg wetin be dis

Abeg abeg close this thread, it is not even touching me sef.....

Guy u no touch me at all...

werepeLeri: and whats wrong in the statement?

Who's this

Oh, sorry, your name werepe (poison ivy), denotes who u are

[quote author=Mynd_44]And someone said my support of abortion is bad. The OP should have been aborted.
What a waste of skin[/quote]Guy u harsh ooo

If sum1 told u that, how would u feel

@op, hav seen this many many times, so try again


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