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What a waste of thread... May the good lord forgive me for viewing it...

Na only the camera one funny me, all others are just......

Yisanasss: @lagusta,since d time i was in sec skul my dream is 2 study medics @ unilorin.Bt i've been offered admission 2 study biochemistry @ unilorin.I'm thinking may be it's possible 2 write d coming jamb exam while studying bch @ unilorin.I thought it's a waste of time getting admission tru Direct entry.Pls is it possible to write d jamb choosing unilorin or other unis?

Hmmmm, now this is ultimately your decision...

The only thing I will say is for you to go ahead with the biochemistry. You may write the jamb next year, but next year only!!! If u are picked next year, good for u, but if not.. Don't lose hope, still continue and aim for a first class or a 2.1, that's the only way u can get a DE into unilorin college of medicine...

Like I said, the decision is yours!!!

rill: Hello fello medics! I need serious advice from u guys. Earlier on, i posted sumtin abt d accreditation ish ma sch is having. The accreditation team came around few weeks ago to inspect the school facilities and we r very optimistic that very soon we wud b re accredited and finally write all pending MB exams. Now the thing is i am sick and tired of schooling here. Want a total change of environment, like travelling outta d country. Like seriously ma mind no dey here again, I hardly even read again cos d zeal is gone. I want a fresh start. Nw ma question is, wud u guys advice me to go ahead wt ma "travelling out" plans and start all over again, forgetting d fact that am in 300L, waiting for ma 1st MB. Am 22 yrs of age, male. Got admitted 2008 which means have spent 4 years here. Considering all dis, what do u guys think?

I know how u feel, and I was once in your shoes....

When I got to 500L, I also had this melancholic attitude towards reading, and I even wanted to travel out too...

But I believe that anything worth doing, is worth doing very well... To me, I think its better you endure the rigor and finish there, once you get your cert, you won't know how you will travel out...

Moreover, schooling abroad is very expensive... I even heard that the cheapest in ukraine is about $5000, which is a lot of money to me, and I am sure your school fees combined won't be up to half of that...

But, if u still want to travel, no problem. There are some good medical colleges abroad, but really, is it worth it? ?? ??

Ruqaya: wat's dis uhn?

Ruqaya, long time

aliandro: Yeah,lagusta.JAMB has finally admit me 2 study medicine and surgery in unilag but dey omittd my name in d list.I TANK GOD I AM IN O.afta 3 years of waiting.4rm oau 2 ui and finally unilag.akokites and mbbs,here i come!

The sky: it is not the limit, it is only the beginning!!!

God will see u through, as He saw me through!!!

ebsuguy: @lagusta did i get it well?....right my wrong pls

Of course u did well... I am even suprised! Doc u get stuff oooo!!!!

What won't he be thinking about...

No light
No water
No food
No ga rr ii
No peace
Boko haram
Flooding
Fuel scarcity
Fuel subsidy
Teachers strike
F9 in healthcare
G10 in security....

THE LIST IS ENDLESS!!!

dopeJemi: My frnd, do u knw d section u r in? Doez dis luk lyk investigation or police section 2 u, didn't u c d section b4 u entad? 4 cryin awt loud dis z jokes section, we only drop JOKES here

Abeg helep me told the bros, he hav maked me to went to sleep!!!!

Felix004: Why the lecturing, the whole thing na joke, so take it as joke and if you wan correct or explain u fit message am to him personally.

YES BOSS!!!!

9ce, very 9ce, very very 9ce, very very very 9ce......

Me likey

Is this the jokes section

Now where is that little thing called a JOKE?!?!?!?

Even if it is something like "a gorilla banged a chimpanzee and gave birth to BIGVAJINA"... At least its something..


NEXT!!!!!

Hey guyz, jst finished my psychiatry exam....

@ebsuguy, thanx 4 answering the question on parkinson's disease and atelectasis....


So, what's happening, I see some guyz jst got admission into unilag.....

Idyllic: @Lagusta, please do not tell white lies against nurses, I know that the federal health workers are presently on strike demanding for better pay, but I don't believe that they are asking to be PAID THE SAME AMOUNT AS DOCTORS. Please make your post unambiguous by clarifying this, are you saying that Nurses, Pharmacist, Biomedical scientist...e.t.c are asking to be paid the same amount as Doctors? Please explain what their demands are in details. Thanks in advance.

Bros, I am not tellin white lies, three nurses all told me that their CNOs want to be paid equal to house officers.... And I am talking about nurses, not the others,,,,

Cute4Mamas: What will you do if:
1. While you're eating indomie, you discover a ringworm in the midst of your indomie, you're afraid and you quickly check your mouth and you saw the tail of another worm which means you've already eaten the head?

A ring worm is not a WORM!!! It is a fungal infection of the scalp (tinea capitis) the causative organism is either trichophyton rubrum or microsporium canis....

PretiEbony: mtscheewwww

Oh, sorry, no vex nah

The joke try.... E no dry but e tryyyyyyyy......


NEXT!!!!!

Thread closed.....

NEXT!!!!!!

Kadata: Yes ,we know. No need overstating the obvious.

Lol, abeg oooo!!!!!

ebsuguy: congrants to our final year students who passed their final MBBS exam....the results was released today and am so so happy for my friend that made it....EBSU CHS

Hey, congrats to him, may my own too come quickly!!!

[quote author=Dr.Gboy]thnks. Do u hv any idea of d CGPA required to cross over to idi-araba i mean college of medicine?[/quote]Awwww, sorry, no idea...

Any CMUL medic here?? ?? !!

[quote author=Dr.Gboy]Hi,i'm a newbie.....i jst gained admissn to unilag to study MBBS.pls i wuld lyk to know d challenges we medics face.thnks[/quote]Hey congrats bro.... Wishin u all da best!!!

Well, your first challenge is to scale through that first year, and pass your physics, chemistry, biology, etc....

Dr young: @ lagusta, hahahahahahahaha. Somebody is really boiling cos of his clinicals. Calm down old boy, we have to put up with the damnn shiit. We strike, they strike; power tussle. Who win; both. But often in our favour . Who lose;- our common goal, the patient.
Mind you we still have the good ones. Shiit starts flying when you look down on any of them, then you are in for a very looooooong day.

My doctor, if u see what they do to us, as if they even know half of what we know.....


But what u said abt strike is true oooo.... Na the patients go lose faa!!!

jayone15: @LAGUSTA, What rubbish!! they want to b paid lyk house officers? those nurses av guts...do dey want to compare 7yrs wif 4yrs? anyway..i don't blame dem..u've said it all!!!

No vex jare, that's how they all are

Kadata: Medics and the hierarchy ish. I See it never ends

Bros, if u want to be a doctor, you have to bow to your elders in the line....

A med student must bow to a house officer, a house officer to a registrar, a registrar to a senior registrar, and a senior registrar to a consultant! It is even stated in the hippocratic oath....

Dr young: We diagnose and treat patient THAT IS CERTAIN, it is our duty and right. Maintaining a good interpersonal relationship between my co-workers and myself for efficient management of our common goal which is healthy patient is my ambition. We all have a role to play and i have to appreciate others who make an impact on the team. Cos it is a team which i am the HEAD.

Of course, we maintain interpersonal relationship with our co-workers, THEY DON'T!!!

They are so saucy, rude, annoying, and so dull... If an emergency happens, they can't do s.h!.t!!

And to cap it all, all of them, I mean it, ALL OF THEM are flirts, adulterers, fornicators, infact......

jayone15: hmmm......interesting!!!!



@LAGUSTA.,wat i fink is dat watever field one is,just pray 2 b successful...presently in my town,one of d biggest private hospitals is owned by a nurse,d man is far richer dan most DOCS in d town..mind u! my town has a teaching hospital...
d man prescribes and administers drugs,many pple prefer him to many DOCS and he has a theatre in his hospital...
i even wonder sumtyms where he learnt evryfin he knows....anyway,i heard he did his own nursing in INDIA or so.

You see, things don't work out the way it supposed to be.....

In my area too, there is a nurse that also owns a private hospital, also has a theatre, that's because he has trained under a doctor in a private hospital, acquired a lot of skills, and had enough money to establish on his own... But, can that ever work even in south africa, talkless of USA, canada, etc...

Where there is no law, we do what we like. In fact, this power tussle is what is affecting us in our school now. We can't write our clinicals today cos nurses are on strike... WHY? BECAUSE THEY WANT TO BE PAID LIKE HOUSE OFFICERS!!!!

Dr young: ^^ job hunting level, just finish my youth service.

Then you supposed to understand better...

In the lab for example, the head is still the doctor that specialized in hematology, chemical pathology, microbiology, etc.... If any test enters the lab, the lab scientist conducts it and sends the result to the doctor in charge, he checks for mistakes, errors, etc, when confirmed, he gives his diagnosis and sends to the clinic, the clinician sees the result and gives his clinical diagnosis, prescribes drugs and the nurses administer the drugs...


In essence, ONLY DOCTORS HAVE THE SOLE RESPONSIBILITY TO DIAGNOSE AND TREAT DISEASE, the nurses just act on the prescription of the drug treatment...

Leave her alone, she's mine!!!

Liver alone, cheese mine!!!

Now that's what I call reverse psychology....

Nice one!!!

You see, this is for all ladies!!!!!

This is what happens when u do stupid things like this, can u imagine now!!!!

Nice one jare.... CARRY GOOOOO!!!!!

Its da bomb!! 9ce joke