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AnnbabyHot: This is funny...hihihiihiihiihihihihihihihihi

I like d way u always laugh.... Hihihihihihihihihihi

snave007: but how's it done in ur school, just any idea at all,I think it 'may' be the same 4 most schools(really important)I really want to study Med &Surg

Sorry, we don't do biotechnology in our school....

Ok, since u jst got in and u wanna study medicine, then maybe u jst buy another jamb form... But don't drop out of the biotech ooooo!!!!!


Write another jamb, if u get in, thank God... And if u don't.... U will still hav a B.Sc in boitech, so that after service, you may still want to come back for DE....

THAT'S IT!!!!!!

opisco01: @Lagusta pls wat r d main text or books i'ld need to buy 4 my 200 level mbbs unilorin

If u check the first or second page of the thread, u'll see it there....

ebsuguy: do the house officer perform the c-section or they just watch and learn?

They first watch and learn.... Then if u r interested, u can try it under supervision! That depends on the consultant's character tho....

Its better we learn all these minor surgeries when we bcom HOs, so that we will be relevant when we go for service....

Drshallom: Good day to all medico am a medico fro ekiti state college of medicine EKSUCOM... Love this trend .... Pls can i meet any senior medical student 400l and above here pls coz i need an important info from u....

Hey, welcome....

We have a lot of seasoned senior colleagues here, so ask and it shall be given unto u!!!!!

snave007: @lagusta admitted to study biotechnology in Uniben

Hmmm, biotechnology in UNIBEN.... Where are the uniben peeps oooooo

Great one booqs...

Win 95: @lagusta, you guys perform lumber puncture?

Yeah, our paediatric HOD makes sure we do at least two successful lumbar punctures...... Great isn't it

snave007: Please is it possible to change from other course to medicine,how is it done?.Thanks in anticipation.Am a die-hard medical aspirant

If I kno the course u r doing, and ur level, then I can answer your question.....

opisco01: I've just been admitted to unilorin via DE to study medicine and surgery. I thank God. 200 level here i come...

A very big and mighty congrats to u boss... I really wish we can meet!!!!

Obinnau: so who performs da operations?

Only full-fledged doctors perform operations.... We students just watch and learn in the theatre...

Consultants perform the major surgery eg laparotomy, senior registrars assist the consultants and also perform operations like caeserean section. Registrars perform operations like chest tube insertion. While house officers just try and learn c-section, herniorraphy and others that may be useful when he goes for service.

What we students can do are things like stitching minor cuts, lumbar puncture, etc, but we have to be supervised by a registrar, not even a house officer...

May God help all of us!!!

MC Dumexx: Nahin be say U̶̲̥̅̊ waste tym dey read d jokes. Sorry no vex o? Which kind name be lagusta? Ur name be lyk name of houseboy. Abeg go do Your houseboy work dan 2dey tif pple jokes.

Ok....

GO AND READ YOUR BOOKS!!! WAEC IS ROUND THE CORNER!!!

Yo' jokey so dry...

You can get dehydrated while touching it!!!

DRYYYYYYY!!!!!

Ajibel: where is the joke

Inside suto's left nostril......

*shoots a missile into suto's anus*

No comment...

Ajibel: PROJAN- a fu*cking avenue for fuc*ktards to display their fuc*king illiteracy

*throws a f,u.ck.in grenade in his f.u.cki.n kpekus*

Welcome sweetheart!!!

[quote author=Dr.Gboy]We all call it MED & SURG, but sometimes 4gt abt d surgery part. If i may ask, has any1 ever performed a real surgery on a patient be it cholecystomy,laparotomy etc. ? If YES!!! ,share ur experience with us.[/quote]A STUDENT DO A LAPAROTOMY, HERNIORRAPHY, OR AN APPENDECTOMY??

The highest a student can do is to set line, insert catheter, and maybe apply sutures on minor cuts, etc... But all those major operations.... HA HA HA HA!!! Even ordinary registrars are dreaming of doing that...

Phoenix6278: Welcome dear, glad you made it. You really do have a passion for the noble profession, I'll leave your question to the boss @Lagusta over to you. Congrats once again, I really love people with this undying, unwavering spirit. God bless you

BOSS!?!?!? Abeg ooo, me no be boss ooo... I m just a kid, u guyz r da bosssssssssssssss

glowin2shyn: Guddae Dr.s, i ve 2 apreci8 ur efotz on dis thread o,ur guys r a bundle of inspiratn! D road to admsn in2 MBBS has bn ruf 4 me, 4rm U.I 2 Unilag nd finaly Uniben,yep,i jux got in2 uniben dis yr 4 MBBS! Doe i also rote d foundatn prgme xam @ unilag nd made it 4 d xame couse,I nid ur advice o in evry area<akademikaly,psycologikaly,etc..> wat shd i expect?,doe ve statd lil preparatnz. Dose hu r xtl faitn 4 admsn, neva giv up one dae ul smyl as i did! Thanks

Oh, congrats boss, don't worry, u'll do just fine...


Since u're in your first year, u'll face university physics, chemistry, biology, maybe maths and the GNS courses... So just prepare hard to score As or Bs to have a high GP, so that u can cross easily

Once again, CONGRATS!!!!!!

jayone15: thank u very much! and a big amen 2 d prayer!
pls how is unilorin putme conducted? is it subject combination or general paper? and pls if unilorin is 2 admit 2nd choice 4 medicine,can d person's name b on d first list?

Unilorin post-utme is computer based... I can't remember but I think u'll write english, maths and general paper...

Like I said, it all deals with the connections if u want ur name to be in the first list.... U gats kno a lot of professors...


But don't worry, all will be well....

sutoboy: Yeske

*puts a bottle full of anthrax in his mouth*

sutoboy: Ragasta.......and what is that for?

*puts grenade in his kpekus*

jayone15: MAWNING Y'ALL

@LAGUSTA thanks 4 allowing those of us wu are not yet medics but are aspirants on dis thread...sincerely,the thread has been useful and av learnt a lot of lessons both academically and morally...May GOD bless u and all other DOCS on d thread...
I pray 2 b part of u
soon.


2013 tinz on point!!!(preparation starts)..

pls lagusta,does unilorin accept 2nd choice 4 medicine if d candidate scores very high in putme?
tanx in anticipation.....

Thanx to u too for coming... And I pray that u get the admission next year easily and on merit!


Unilorin MAY accept 2nd choice, but like I always say... U just hav 2 kno sum1, like 3 profs, that can fight for u... Even if u score 100 in post utme, u really need connections... University admission no be small thing, na reeeeal looooong thing!!!!

Lailai u no lie, lailai

Joy, jade, joule....

Chokolee: Shiiit!!! Dis man has gone kuku...wait a munite..which language is that??

mormoni: Bunmi abeg wich language be dis?

U guyz beat me to it, I just wanted to ask the same question!!!

Looks like CZECHOSLOVAKIAN to me

Crazy, wierd, but VERY TRUE!!!

Jetty

sutoboy: Hmm what a nice rubbish!

*drives a full petrol tanker into his house*

[quote author=Dr.Gboy]there are better ways of making money, but none of those proffesions demand such great awe and respect as medicine does. Saving sm1 4rm d cold hands of death is d best gift u can give sm1. Although i had dis flair 4 mathematics which enticed me 2 engineering. On a second thought,medicine according 2 my definition is d ENGINEERING OF LYF. This concept proves 2 b true,ranging frm d discovery,diagnosis of a disease and medication it's smwhat similar to what engineers do.and moreover, there is room 4 inventions and innovations in medicine.imagine u found d cure for AIDS, i'm sure ur lyf wuld neva remain d same. I wuld definetly develop interest in MEDICINE.thanks[/quote]Now that's the spirit!!!

MEDICINE: A VERY NOBLE ART, WITH DILIGENCE, RESPECT, LOYALTY AND VALOR