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Jokes Etc › Re: A Divorce And A Murder by Lagusta(m): 12:21am On Sep 19, 2012
Laffin all the way!!!!!
Jokes Etc › Re: If You Were To Be An Animal Which Would You Prefer? by Lagusta(m): 12:19am On Sep 19, 2012
TIGER: no matter the economy of the jungle, I can never eat grass.... #shikena
Jokes Etc › Re: I Never Lie Before by Lagusta(m): 11:51pm On Sep 18, 2012
Oh God, why did I open this thread....

And u expect me to laff at this rubbishhuhhuhhuh?

Pls try again, NEXT!!!!!
Jokes Etc › Re: This must be a Miracle by Lagusta(m): 11:37pm On Sep 18, 2012
Imagine a blackberry being more expensive than an iphone 5.....
Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(op): 11:33pm On Sep 18, 2012
Jeffbaba: @phoenix u should know a certain 'kehinde jinadu' in ur class. Meehhn no wonder evrybody wants to read med! That amount for housemanship is enough to buy a brand new car if saved prudently after the one year. Chai......we are bigger boys ooo!!! UNDISPUTED CHAMPS
Ha ha ha ha, guy u no serious ooo, but that's true anyway..... So please read your books and pass, that's the koko ooooo... If not na back to square one ooo (God forbid)
Jokes Etc › Re: Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by Lagusta(m): 11:04pm On Sep 18, 2012
Homar: i was about to ask him the same question lol . A fool @29 is a fool for life . See as him vomit his life achievement weather na true or lie because of a simple post . I no belive say person husband go act like a fool like this lwkmdfho .
U kno what, talking to u is just a sheer waste of time.... Smh
Jokes Etc › Re: Recruiting Personnels!.....da CRITICS by Lagusta(m): 11:02pm On Sep 18, 2012
hottprince: lest I forget dere's gonna b an official thread for best jokes n posters.
pick any available vacancy dt suits u by indicatin below
Now, this is the place for me, I will 4eva be a critic....

CRITICS FOR LIFE!!!!!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by Lagusta(m): 9:39pm On Sep 18, 2012
Asaba man: Can we see authentic prove of those claims pls..... winkCan we see authentic prove of those claims pls.....
Come to ilorin and see for yourself
Jokes Etc › Re: Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by Lagusta(m): 8:51pm On Sep 18, 2012
Homar: make i ask you self which one be lady for this section ? ? ? ? And tell me a reasonable joke them useless projan has given this section ? Instead they go on writing useless things like join us and be mad me ! Madness is the way forward ! Guy go hang your miserable self if u no get better thing to talk for this thread and by the way how many yoke u don write for this section ni ? Hediot .
Come, who are u, in fact, what are uhuh

Did I talk to u? What is wrong with u, what hav u achieved in your miserable life since u were born...

U dare call my life miserable, called me an I.d.io.t! am I your mate.

No, just tell me, what hav u achieved in your own miserable life, u dare call me miserable, old fool.

I am so sure u still stay in your father's house, or rent a room. At 23, I had already built my house, at 29, I got married... I hav two cars, and u call my life miserabe....


Please don't let me recite your life history like I did in the past. I have repented now...

So go and pass your WAEC, JAMB, go to school and achieve something too.


AND DON'T U EVER IN YOUR LIFE CALL ME MISERABLE AGAIN!!!!
Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(op): 8:27pm On Sep 18, 2012
aliandro: Unilag will be resuming by november 12.due 2 d info i heard,we will be transferd 2 idi araba by level 2.@lagusta is house officer d same thing as housemanship.MY LORD,HELP ME SO DAT I CAN BE A BONIFADE MEDICAL STUDENT COME NOVEMBER 2012.
Housemanship, or house job, is a one year compulsory training all fresh graduates undergo before being registered into the MDCN and registered for service.... A house officer is THAT DOCTOR THAT DOES THE HOUSEMANSHIP!!!

Don't worry, God dey...
Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(op): 8:22pm On Sep 18, 2012
Phoenix6278: Any Unilag med student? Should be resuming at Idi Araba come January. I need all the encouragement, advices and inspiration I can get. Would it be possible to get the soft copies of the under listed text books? We will make I
t!
Yeah, most of the textbooks hav soft copies, u can get them easily from ur mates...

Don't worry, God will help
Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(op): 8:19pm On Sep 18, 2012
ebsuguy: hmmmm...na wa ooo...well God dey...how was school 2day?
School was stressful as usual, with all those psycho patients....

Like u said, God dey!!!!!
Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(op): 3:54pm On Sep 18, 2012
ebsuguy: @lagusta...how much do dey pay house men and youth corpper doctors per month?
Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(op): 3:54pm On Sep 18, 2012
ebsuguy: @lagusta...how much do dey pay house men and youth corpper doctors per month?
Hmmm, now that solely depends on where u wish to work....

For example, here in UITH, house officers are paid about 173000 a month, but northern federal medical centres can pay up to 220000, thile they pay 165000 in LASUTH......


Well, as a corper, it also depends too, could be higher or lower, but I heard the corper's allowance for doctors is about 48000, m not sure ooo...

TAKIA
Jokes Etc › Re: Stella Obasanjo First Day In "Heaven" by Lagusta(m): 3:10pm On Sep 18, 2012
Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very fuuuuuunnnnyyyyyyy

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by Lagusta(m): 2:57pm On Sep 18, 2012
This is why I hate politics, all mouth, no action....

After abusing PROJAN, NJPC couldn't even crack a primary school joke....


Cooking pot calling kettle black....


He even had the guts to abuse a lady.....


Na wa ooooo
Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(op): 2:36pm On Sep 18, 2012
ebsuguy: pls if u will be in 300 next academic session...pls indicate lets share ideas and see the differences and similarities between our schools,lecturers etc
Ok
Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(op): 10:13pm On Sep 17, 2012
Jeffbaba: Chai!!! To get into medical school is not easy oo! Its sooo difficult. Infact we are so so lucky. I thank god i have gotten in at last sha
Congrats boss, just be diligent, read well and pray... #shikena #lobatan #gbam
Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(op): 9:39pm On Sep 17, 2012
Kadata: *smiles*

A medic will always have something to say - if not to ask. I like the idea behind creating a thread like this for medical students across Nigeria to share ideas, experiences, secrets and thoughts about the future. Medical schooling in Nigeria is quite challenging - from the entry to the "remaining" to the graduating sef - all na fight. Let's hope the thread doesn't follow the pathway of its predecessors by being lost among the admission jumble around this section.
Btw - I'm Ema. University Of Uyo (400L)
Welcome, but wait, are u trying to say that a thread has been created before for medical students, I couldn't find any..... And if there was, mods would've closed this thread.
Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(op): 3:02pm On Sep 17, 2012
Kadata: *peeps inside*
Got anything to say?
Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(op): 3:02pm On Sep 17, 2012
ebsuguy: @lagusta....late.prof ezeilo...the former hod of physiology in my school is an author of 'textbook of physiology'....the book is sold by oxford so is well known
Hmmm, now that's something...
Jokes Etc › Re: Start Ur Comment With The Last Word Of The Person Above U....funny Tinz Pls! by Lagusta(m): 2:18pm On Sep 17, 2012
Closed? It can neva be closed, as far as fuel price cannot be reduced.....
Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(op): 8:12am On Sep 17, 2012
Danyl: great docs in the house, am already a graduate in botany but am willing to go back to school for Medicine, and i will like to study at OAU or Uni Ibadan, pls can someone tell me which one is the cheapest among the two in terms of the school tuition fee and when their direct entry form normally come out cos am highly interested in getting back to it thank you.
Hmmm, don't kno about that, but here in ilorin, freshers pay about 33000 or so, stalites pay about 23000. So, make a rough estimate out of that...

Any medic from these schls are in a better position to answer your question, thanx.
Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(op): 8:09am On Sep 17, 2012
ebsuguy: @lagusta...u knw how it is....about writing my second progressive assessment for 2nd MBBS....God help me.....is not easy o...battling with charausia,keith moore.jaypee,sadler,indierberhsen and guyton/ezeilo
LOL, I kno it isn't easy, God will see u thru.... But who is ezeilohuh
Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(op): 8:08am On Sep 17, 2012
jayone15: Gr8 docs in d house,i greet u.I'm a boy wu has aspired/worked towards being a doc in my life,dis is my 1st tym of writn jamb & ryt now evryfin has gone down d drain,i chose oau dental surgery,i didn't meet d cutoff,ryt now i've been given anatomy in anoda skul.buh because of d passion of being a dr in me,i decided not 2 accept d offer buh my counsellor said i should accept it & prepare 4 jamb nxt yr since he knows my academic ability,buh dis tym 2 read lyk a mad dog,i am just a boy of 14,pls i need ur advice!
Guy, you want to reject that offer on a platter of gold, given the 9ja situation of things....

Well, I don't blame u, u r still a kid. But, at 14 u enta 4 anatomy, u graduate at 17, u serve @ 18, then u go for direct entry into medicine at 19, dosent that make sense to uhuh

I strongly advice u go for the anatomy, no need to write jamb again, read well, make first class or 2.1, then enta med thru DE. Shikena

TAKIA!!!
Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(op): 8:03am On Sep 17, 2012
obuksjr: @Lagusta,Distinction is on my mind,any tip from you on Physio,Anat & Bch?.
Hmmm, distinction abi?? Well, God help u shaa...

Just read well, attend practicals and read some more, then let God guide u thru the way....
Education › Re: Which University Do U Tink Is D Most Competitive 2 Get Admission To In Nigeria? by Lagusta(m): 12:03am On Sep 17, 2012
Unilorin nko, them go I've kwarans first priority before others, when it isn't a state university
Jokes Etc › Re: Start Ur Comment With The Last Word Of The Person Above U....funny Tinz Pls! by Lagusta(m): 11:58pm On Sep 16, 2012
larride: It is the only thing he's good at
At least, we are all nigerians......

(Sorry about the other post, I deserve the punishment)
Jokes Etc › Re: Nigerian Girl by Lagusta(m): 11:56pm On Sep 16, 2012
U must be able to buy 4 her: iPhone 5, BB bold 5, and nokia E5.... Why all the 5s seff...
Jokes Etc › Re: 5 New Methods Of Drinking Garri. by Lagusta(m): 11:54pm On Sep 16, 2012
Ok

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