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Bros please teach her oooo.....

I even thought your sister was in JSS1 or 2, your sister don mature nah...

You have to teach her, cos its part of the WAEC/NECO syllabus, so they can ask, both in objective and theory....

But, just keep a straight face with her, teach her biology and even sex education, and tell her this is not a joke...

CHEERS!!!!

Dr young: i understand what you are saying, the issue is this: let's not in the context of giving advice demean other professions with our comparisms.
If you follow the current primary health care policy ,you will know about midwives scheme or whatever is it's name and it successes because of the skills they possess in managing obstetrics cases.
Let us young doctors get down from our high horse and know that without any of these participating professionals: pharmacists, nurses,midwives, Chews, lab scientist,physio to mention but a few, the diagnosis and management of our patient will be difficult.

Dr. Young, I also perfectly understand what you are saying, but if I may ask, which level are you

oluafolabi: Lol.. Thanks for your contribution, but you are directing your last paragraph to the wrong person... Don't you think? Maybe you should try reading through the thread carefully then you should know who..
All the same I also think fulfillment is all that matters in any profession one has chosen.

@Lagusta thanks for still keeping this thread alive.. So you in your final year?.. That's a great feat.. Happy induction in advance.. Lol..

Thanx to u too, all will be well, u shall also make it too!!!

Dr. Young, when I mean nurses are not highly skilled, I mean that they can't perform surgery, prescribe the correct drugs for the correct person, etc...


Of course they have specialties too, but does that mean a surgical nurse can perform surgery, or take care of the theatre by cleaning it, sterilizing instruments, etc...

And mind you, nurses are NOT in charge of the wards... The doctor is always in charge, that's why house officers are always there...

Larride larride!!!!!

U too dey make sense dieee

This joke dryyyyyyyyyyy, sheeeeeeeeeeeey!!!!


Chewing stick wet pass dis one, e be like cassava bread

NEXT!!!!!

dopeJemi: carry dis nonsense 2 curiosity section, dahz if dy av 1. Y didn't u ask hu Seun,mikuz,dani n ben10 were, rubbish! 'Who z akpos?' U can imagine d nonsense on jokes section, n u criticize oda people's jokes wen u dnt even av 1 2 show 4 urself. *walks out in tears*

Omo see reply oooo!!!!

Jokes apart... Black is beautiful...

I love black ladies, not those fake yellow-pawpaw

This lady go regret am big time


@mormoni, that game don tey mehhhhn

Shakidor: Okay, tanx oooo

Oh, hop I didn't hurt yor feelings shaaa.....

Please, I want other docs to clarify ooo

Buhahahahahahahahahahahaha

I LAF SOTEY I URINATE FOR MY LAND LORD HEAD!!!!!!

VERY NICE JOKE THERE!!!


AND I AM STILL LAFFFFFFING!!!! Muhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Ctrl+c ctrl+v ctrl+p

Copy, paste and post...

#shikena

This post has been EATEN!!!

[quote author=~vicky~]must you mention vicky?[/quote]Yeah, cos I m madly, crazily and LAGUSTALY infatuated with u!!!!!

prodigy2k: u've already save life as u promised,may Allah scales u tru!

Amin oooo, and u too, insha Allah

Shakidor: It is now becoming interesting oooo, dat mean a physiotherapy can diagonise and treat a patient itself? Now getting clearer

NOOOOO OOOOOOO!!!!! Only doctors and dentists can diagnose and treat disease ooooo!!! Physiotherapists act on doctor's instructions, just like nurses.

But physiotherapists are more specialized than nurses, and more highly skilled and trained, so they are not nurses.... They even have their departments, etc...

Modified today 28/11/2016: physiotherapists do not act on doctor's instructions. They have their way of making a patient regain health.....

Just like the doctors of osteopathy (DO) in the USA

Hey oluafolabi, thanx 4 answering those questions, especially about physiotherapy...

I just want to add that the physiotherapists and the orthopedic surgeons are twins.... They can't do without each other....

For example, if a man had a fractured tibia (the large leg bone, biology things!!!) The orthopedic surgeon may apply an external fixator or just an ordinary plaster of paris (POP)m when the bone heals, the physiotherapist helps the patient to make use of that broken limb as quickly as possible by some maneuvres, massages, etc...

Physiotherapists are also used in stroke patients, patients with parkinson's disease, etc...


So, being a physiotherapist is no big deal anyway!!!!!

Muhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Buhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I LAFF SOTEY I RELEASE FLUID INSIDE MY CORNFLAKES, GIVE AM TO VICKY MAKE SHE DRINK!!!

Abeg no dey dull jare, keep it up!!!

Shakidor: Pls can sum1 enlighten more about physiotherapy? It's lik l av asked dis kind questn b4. Aw many year will it take in oau and other requirements?

I think someone has answered your question, check through the thread

afol4dam: Please...u guys should throw more light on stuff like posting....what does it entails........what is junior posting?

During your clinical years, all of you will be divided into groups, each group will do a particular posting.

A posting is just the subject a particular group is learning at that time. In unilorin, we are usually divided into six groups, so this is how it goes:

In 400L after our introductory pathology and pharmacology exams, we go for our junior medical and surgical postings (M1 and S1). Groups 1,2,3 will do M1 while groups 4,5,6 will do S1 for the first 8 weeks, then they swap for another 8weeks....

In 500L, we do intermediate surgery, intro. Paediatrics and intro OnG (S2, P1 and O&G1). Now, if u understand, u will kno that group 1,2 will do S2, 3,4 will do P1 and 5,6 will do O&G1 for 8weeks, then swap and rotate until all groups finish their postings simultaneously!!!

It's the same in 600L too

oluafolabi: Hello Medicos.. How you all doing??.. Haven't been able to post for a while..bn busy..

Hey what's up, long time, how exams, stuff, jacks, etc....

Oh, and thanx 4 answering the lady's question!!!

omodad: Pls, @all, pls explain in detail wat medical rehabilitation do. Aw much is dey inferior to medicine, is it also inferior to nursing and dentistry? Pls do dey also do d same thng as medicine like dentistry? Pls, reply me 4 God's sake. I want to take it at oau. Are dia any oau stnd dat can explain pls?

Oh, thank God!!! A female!!!!

Hmmm, o believe medical rehabilitation deals with helping patients to recover.... Or something

And I also believe they are equivalent to nurses, please I am not sure ooo...

Maybe the OAU guyz shld answer this

opisco01: @lagusta
Ow is d social life in unilorin teaching hospital? Jst curious

Social life here is on the average, thanx to our new president. He initiated film shows every month, quiz competition, our own radio program on unilorin fm, and, as usual, our annual health week.

We final year students are planning our own "class of 2013" stuff too...


Oh yes, our annual tosin ajayi annual lecture wll be coming up on thursday.... 10am, the guest speaker is sen. dr. Olorunimbe mamorah, topic deals with medicine and politics... You are all cordially invited

ebsuguy: in my school there is word used frequently...'the dream of every nurse is so marry a Doctor'.....nursing students chase medics like mad...i have advances coming from medical lab,even my fellow female medic....but as lagusta said....be focused...if not when u FAIL MB...u are on ur own ooo....the name go die for ur side

Very very true.... If u fail your MB, the doc status is gone forever!!!!

I know that holyfire overflow ministries at ogba, very close to the bustop, cos I stay at the estate near sunday market. That guy has congregation meeeeeehhhnnn!!!!!!

Jeffbaba: Meehn am so so happy to be a medical student oo. I'm a very tall, handsome dude, with muscular body build too...i'm sure babes will go head over heels for me in med school. Even the nursing students and my fellow female medics. That name 'doctor' draws a lot of respect and admiration from everybody we encounter. @docs in the house what is ur social life like...are babes easier to get with the 'doc' status? Lets digress a little bit......at least there should be a fun side to the gruesome tasks we go through.

Bros, let's face fact!!! The word "doctor" is a real babe magnet!!! Jokes apart.

I work part-time in a private hospital, the female nurses are always eyeing me, one even wanted to sleep with me...

But as doctors, we have to be disciplined. We don't need ladies now. because when we start our housejob and the money starts spinning, women will come... Service nko, more ladies... Shey we will now ruin our lives because of 5minute enjoyment, while we are students, house officers and corpers??

Please, there is time for everything!!!


I have a lot of casual female friends, classmates, etc... And it ends there,,,,,,,


Hey, excuse me, I am not a pastor, or an alfa, I am just conversant about my future, which I hope u are too!!!!


CHEERS!!!!!

dopeJemi: A bus-ty lady entered a bus, she wore a rosary wiv d cross of calvary btwin her bo-obs, a guy sittin opposite her cudnt stop starrin at d bo-obs.

Knowin d guy had bin starrin 4 over 5mins, d lady den asked "wat r u lookin at"

D man replied "Jesus Christ hu died on d cross of calvary)


4rm nowhere Akpos shouted 2 d lady " aunty no mind dis man oh, na d 2 thieves wey dey beside d cross e dey look

This one made me laugh..... LWKMD LWTMB

jossy r: hi docs,i am a 100L Medical student in delsu,w'r about writing our 2nd semester exams.
dy december,i'l be in 200L

That's good, may God be with u!!!

Superclem: @lagusta, pls, i nid u 2 shed more lyt on d housemanship, where can u do it? in ur teaching hospital or anywhere? and d payment, is it per month?

Housemanship starts when u hav finished med sxhool, and it can be done anywhere... The list of approved centres is found on the MDCN website www.mdcnigeria.org

The pay is attractive, and its per month, no complaints!!!

afol4dam: ......i don't get u.....

I don't kno whether they use sthetoscope, but we medics use it from our clinical years

And they deleted bunmi's pic,,, which is worse now

OYA DELETE THIS ONE NOWWWWW!!!!!

Oh my GOD, what in this world is this??

MC Dumexx: Na wa o! Who is jumping in2 conclusion oda dan U̶̲̥̅̊? U̶̲̥̅̊ 4 start 4rm d inception of naija dey tell U̶̲̥̅̊s couples wey survive. Mtschewwwww.

No time, go get a job boss... MTSCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW