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mrmrmister:
[size=13pt]Seems India doesn't have anything better to do with their money[/size]

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Don't mind them jae. Shey india self get $5billion ni ....lol

decatalyst:
The way the Brazilian houses are constructed ehn, only naija ghetto comes second

No fresh air at all

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Naso all those South Americans be. Brazil. Columbia, Mexico and so on.. Getto everywia full of Gangstars

Kinda cool, but, oti poju nah. Brain fit dey enter recession if person zip in all this oo

blueAgent:
Clown. get some sense.

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Dindinrin leleyi sha!! Well, not surprised. Abnormal humans everywia

HtwoOw:
Visa things





That's what people would have said if it was one Young guy and old mama from yankee


Not hating, just stating the obvious me too will bring my wife home soon



Hope na $$ full that travel bag , Whyte entered one chance all this billing dowry, oyel, palm wine na $$

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Bro, Not all people does it because of money u get.. Some just blv in the better life involved

chubbygal:
Na waooo

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I for tell you what to do, But una no get yarnsh well? The pata size too small nah lol

malton:
Memories back then.

I remember those days when life was simple.

Humans were reasonably ambitious.

We used to walk down the streets at nights without looking over our shoulders.

We used to think that thieves were the worst things in life we had to face.

One naira was worth a whole lot.

We never cared how much the exchange rate was.

People were contented having just enough to get by.

Nigerians used to love each other genuinely.

There was respect and cheer for charismatic leaders; Shonekan was praised to the high heavens, at least, where I was in Kaduna at the time.

I was only just a boy at the time, but I was wise enough to know that things are different now.

No thanks to our leaders, we have grown retrogressively.

Academic standards have fallen.

Moral decadence everywhere.

Materialism is the order of the day.

Hatred has us enslaved.

Greed has us betraying our own.

Inordinate ambitions have become commonplace among youths who cannot even build a pot from clay.

A lot has changed, but you can be the difference you want to see. Do not let the quest for the transient rob you of your pride and love for humanity.

May we get it right someday!

Hmm. Amen oo.

pamelga:
It's not the main focus but it's important I start considering it...I'm a guy and based in Lagos.

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well bro, you can just arrange ur self first. B4 family, don't you wanna enjoy urself as a guy? All these days of no job.. Nah part of why guys no dey live too long these days bro, too much of wahala. If your not too old. Don't rush in like that, take your time. Live well..

SlaughterGang:
There's nothing dapper about this beret-wearing Cultist.

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I suspect too. Maybe hin nah .... Wole soyinka's crew. Nah them dey use red.

royalvalentine19:
1. Tell her she's 'BEAUTIFUL' Not hot or Sexy.
Most guys tend to make this mistake, you compliment her by saying she is hot and sexy , wtf? You should only do that with call girls(ashewos),hoes etc.

2. Hold her hand, just because you love her.
You should always hold hands with your babe most times, girls at times feel so insecure , i have experience this a lot of times. I and my girl friend took a walk down the street, some guys started whistling trying to get her attention. I held her hand.. You just have to see how she clung on. Hold hands everytime.

3. Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
Don't over do this one ooo..but it works ,Drop a voice message on her whatsapp or facebook messenger.sing her favourite song. And say you love her.do this ones in a month

4. Wrestle with her, and let her win.
Girls like to be superior even when they know we are , you can initialize a pillow fight or wrestling with her and let her win[fun huh]?

5. Hug her from behind.
You own her, grab her from behind. In the kitchen, while she is doing laundry.etc

6. Don't hang out with your ex when she's not around. It kills her inside.
This one right here breaks relationship like die. Bruh, dont try it !

7. If you talk to another girl,
walkover to her after you're done
and kiss her.
Gives her the assurance you aint gonna double date or ditch her.

8. Write her notes or call her just to say I love you.
It's necessary.

9. Introduce her to your friends, as your girlfriend/wife.
Bruh if you do this, her head will swell like garri. I assure you. It also gives her the assurance that she is here to stay.

10. Play with her hair.
her hair is just like her skin, play with her hair, when she lies down on your laps.

11. Pick her up, even when she says no.
You have a car or not Pick her up from work, or school.

12. Get upset if she gets unwanted contact from someone else.
Real men will scold their spouse anytime anyday. But dont do this publicly and always, if you do, she will think you are jealous

13. Make her laugh,just because you love to see her smile.
Crack jokes. Try to have a good sense of humor.

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms.

15. If she's mad at you, kiss her,don't fight back.
I know of girls that can nag like hell, dont get angry if she is mad at you, move close and kiss her when she is still nagging to keep her shut/calm.

16. If you care about her, tell her,or else she won't come back.

17. Every girl should receive three
presents from her guy:
a teddy bear(she'll hug it when she goes to sleep),jewelry (she'll treasure it forever), and one of your shirts (she'll wear it to bed).

18. Treat her the same with your
friends as when you are alone.

19. Look her in the eyes and give her your best smile.
She finds this hot, trust me

20. Hang out with her on the weekends,because she's important
to you
Weekends only! Dont over do it, i have my reasons.

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Hmm. Ayaf done all the for Kafayatu. Still kafayatu leave mi for Saka. Cuz mi, I no av monei. Saka, have plenti money. Lol ...#Bro, money is relavant, don't dull it. Money is just like Salt inside soup. Cook a soup, put Fish, meat, Turkey, Chicken, Ponmo, Tinko. Infact all goodies, If you no add salt, it will look tastefull but it will be tasteless. So is money too in love!

sexymoma:
My sister move on
E don hapin, E don hapin
you can't change the fact that it has happened


We Open Up....Gbege
We Nor Open Up.... Gbege
My sister u don do your own restitution be dat ooo

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You better advice her good.. Many many old Aunties and Grand aunties for street!

drstainlex:
No Tramadols No Benylin & Codein

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No mind them. Benylin is here now...lol

duduade:
Don't even pity you at all.... You knew about the father.... And still married the son...



Must people marry?

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Are you single ?

SycophanticGoat:
Best quote for today...
I have nothing else to say...

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Well, to you, cuz to me, Nah gbegiri qoute. Ase buruku!

Guyman02:
No, Vintage cars
Poverty will not allow you to see the beauty of the classic cars

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Lol. Why you dey bash the guy nah? Shey nah bashirun be hin name ni. But u self fuckup, why u go talk that kind thing. Classic things sometimes aint gon look flashy nah

booqee:
God forgive me..without any reason, i just dislike this guy

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Hmm, its normal. But I bet you ma'am, you will like him the day you meet him one on one...

Yomieluv:
someone that deserved been shot at close range, yet some fools think Ibori is the best thing to happen to them, after sliced bread.

Illiteracy, and poverty goes hand in hand, the man that plunges a whole state into poverty, by doing nothing.

Yet some gullible people thinks such crook deserve a rosy welcome..

Poverty can truly be inherited...

At times I ask God what's my offence for creating me to Africa..

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There's no offence my brother! Evil people, mostly the whites, destroyin Africa, if not that, it would hav been the best continent in the world. #Killed our Giants and sensible leaders, in-other to capture us. I wish people like Gadafii was still alive. Africa is good oo, The richest man in history is from Africa!! We will scape thru bro, God bless!!

forlahkhe:
Anytime i have disagreement with my husband, he would always tell me that "I WL GO OUTSIDE, PLENTY BABES DEY OUTSIDE DAT NEED MEN AND I WONT EVEN SPEND MUCH B4 THEY OPEN THEIR LEGS". I always feel hurt by this statement because I believe that we should BOTH be committed to make our home work. If i wont go out there to look for men why should he?

My marriage is just 2yyears but i have never enjoyed 1month happiness. My hubby would prefer to stay late @work because he doesn't want our baby to disturb him with cry cry. I'm a sit @home mum, I resigned my marketing job because I want to have time for my baby but now my husband would not give me money anytime we have misunderstanding, not even for my baby too.

I have called his parents' attention to this but his people call me "ABOKOKU". That because he is married to me doesnt mean he should not enjoy himself, afterall, there are times someone is tired of eating rice and you would want to taste beans and other varieties. His father (57yrs) still has concubines which his mum can't do anything about. But the truth is that this thing is wearing me out emotionally.

I AM MARRIED BT LONELY

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I don't just know why many people don't talk sense when it comes to marraige. There's always a Diff b4 marraige/after marraige! Make God just dey guide! Plz ma'am, I can read the pains thru your words, but one thing u gotta do is just be patient and be prayerful! Go to the marraige expert and hear their say! That he is telling you is an edge for you, blv me, some men are snakes! They won't even tell and they will keep doing! Just be patient, and don't change towards him. Be cool and calm!! He will surely change to normal!! My prayers!! God bless you!!

Jobia:
I see his kind of men everyday on this forum.

If it were me i would leave the idìot. Imagine telling you to your face that he will 'get it' outside, after you sacrificed your job for the marriage. Mtchw.

Hope you have something to sustain you though..

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hmm, What the man was doin isn't good for real. But do you know, most men won't tell you? Till the would have 2, 3, 4 babies outte your back. That his even telling is an advantage.

olaneyo18:
Omo see this Hotel! When will Nigeria be this developed

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And who told you there's no somethin like this in this country? .. Just google search expensive hotels in lagos, you will open mouth!!

HDee:

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Yes broh. Your pretty right !

StephanieLuv:
LOl me chelsea fan




Advert so hilarious





Please someone should sack CONTE for us please

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Conte isn't the probz bro! The management is responsible for all happenin, the man listed many players needed durin the transfer, they didn't gree. He's only usin what's on ground, and I'm sure the management are watching too! Conte is a very good coach!

anibi9674:
am not understanding conte and Michael Jackson are they related?

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I'm not understanding too! So Meaninless, well probably recession don dey affect them. Them wan use Chelsea to gain arsenal fans attention.

veacea:
Who you epp?

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His songs no dey inspire you? Or uv neva laugh wheneva ur listenin to any of his music or watchin his videos? If you have, then he has probably helped you cus life best moment is when your laughing!! Dat Olamide said who u epp to make his money doesn't mean you should be spitting it around like a sperm!

veacea:
Who you epp?

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This statement is fucking dumb to me. His songs no dey inspire you? Or uv neva laugh wheneva ur listenin to any of his music or watchin his videos? If you have, then he has probably helped you cus life best moment is when your laughing!! Dat Olamide said who u epp to make his money doesn't mean you should be spitting it around like a sperm!

tit:
useless brainless president

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Only this your username, I'm not understanding lol

Hedonistically:
Atiku is my preferred President if it has to be a Northerner. This guy is just ideal for Nigeria as presently constituted... Liberal, 'de-tribalised', charismatic, purposeful, socially intelligent, able to carry people along and make wise compromises where necessary, keenly aware of situations, a hands-on kind of leader, and so on. He is a billion times more capable and competent as a leader than the Daura fellow that is currently occupying Aso Rock.

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Yeah bro. Me too. Atiku will give you what u need. But may chop 10th

herbie27:
Nigerian!.
Instead of them to save her life first by taking her to the next hospital, they're busy looking.

#Gossip mongers.

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Some will even be snapping pictures lol

judedave181:
if u don't stop lying u will just grow up like Lie mohammed. With this ur lie I don begin to fear u you and lie mohammed dey compete for person who lie pass.

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U aint undertanding what this dudes saying. U could have 1.65 in 100l. Then puttin work in 200l and have 5.0, 300l 5.0. Its not CGPA, its just the G.p for that section which will automatically boost you up. One 2.0 girl in ma dept here had 5.0 last section and now In 2.1 .. Bless

Cutezt:
1- Coca Cola

https://weknowyourdreams.com/images/coca-cola/coca-cola-02.jpg

One thing most people have probably heard about the
creation of Coca-Cola is that the original recipe had
cocaine in it. Well, that is 100 percent accurate. In
fact, it was cocaine and alcohol mixed together.
The story of Coca-Cola can be traced back to Parisian
chemist Angelo Mariani. He made a drink called Vin
Marine, that mixed wine and cocaine. It was.
incredibly popular, because mixing cocaine and alcohol
actually creates a third drug called cocaethylene.
Cocaethylene acts like cocaine, except that it is more
euphoric.
Seeing the popularity of the drink and hoping to
siphon off some for himself, Dr. John Stith Pemberton,
a pharmacist living in Atlanta, worked on developing
his own Cocoa French Wine. Pemberton, who had a
morphine addiction stemming from an injury he received
during the Civil War, made a concoction he called
Pemberton’s French Wine Coca, which was marketed as
a cure all that would help “invigorate sexual organs.”
The drink sold well, as one would expect from a drink
that mixed cocaine and alcohol. But then in 1886,
Pemberton ran into a problem because one of his wine’s
main components became illegal in Atlanta. And no, it
wasn’t the cocaine. 34 years before the rest of the
country, Atlanta enacted a prohibition law that meant
alcoholic drinks could no longer be sold.
To get around the law, Pemberton replaced the
alcohol with sugar syrup and called the drink “Coca-
Cola: The temperance drink.” Without much else to
drink, Coca-Cola became incredibly popular. However,
Pemberton didn’t live long enough to see the fruits of
his labor. In 1888, the maker of America’s bestselling
cocaine-wine died of stomach cancer. We’re sure his
product (or that pesky morphine addiction) had nothingj
to do with his illness.
After Pemberton’s death, Coca-Cola continued to grow
in popularity. In 1899, they introduced Coke in
bottles, and it became very popular with African
Americans, who didn’t have access to fountain pop
because of segregation laws. This led to fear among
middle class white people that cocaine drinking black
people might start attacking white people, and the
police would be powerless to stop them. So in 1903,
cocaine was removed from the recipe and it was
replaced with more sugar and caffeine.
Since then, Coca-Cola has had a long and storied
history with many ups and downs. In May 2016, the
company (built from an alcoholic drink made with
cocaine that was developed by a morphine addicted
Civil War vet who ripped off a French chemist)
celebrated its 130 anniversary.
Currently, Coca-Cola is the third most valuable brand ,
just behind Apple and Microsoft. It’s the biggest food
and beverage company in the history of civilization.

Source - http://vidscoop..co.ke/2016/09/6-soft-drinks-in-nigeria-and-its-origin.html

Seun lalasticlala we done here sirs

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Cocacola isn't good for the body. Even it kills faster than bear. One of the major causes of cancer cells In the body. Especially the one that they doing in Nigeria. E worst. Check google for 25uses of coke

ajokebelle:
Kilode??
l'm not sure this her complexion is normal ooo.
Me thinks its a type of abnormal medical condition ooo.

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Sistren, its normal ..I sabi a guy wey black like this too.. People wey black pass this dey self. As there's people that lacks Melanin. There are people with double strands too!!

FriendChoice:
Christians and Gross indecency = 5 and 6. If not for Christian, How dare human smoke while reading Holy Book.

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How you take know say the book nah Holy book