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beautiful232:
wow

where is my future hubby @oooo

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This is me baby. *smiless* Whatsapp or bbm 0810902613, 2BE294D1

Bossmd:
The question I want to ask you is "What is the difference between using iPhone in Nigeria and using it abroad"? With due respect, you are very local.

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Taah! No talk that one. Go and ask from confirm techs. Iphone usage is restricted in Nija. There are more than 50 functions that u can use it for over there which isn't possible here! Go and confirm. Ah ah, He's local keh!

Jengem:
You name some1 women affairs minister

He has affairs with women and u sack him

Court case loading

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Yea bro . Carry their case come on Monday to High court. I'll make sure I deal with indians government!

Airforce1:
Even if she remove her bra and press her breasts on me, my dickk no go rise

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Smiless. Hmm. Their pussy can rise anythin tho

Darkseid:
I still love my curve 4; super slim, super fast and it never hangs. Bold 5 is one of the worst BlackBerry phones ever made.

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Yeah .. Bold 5 isn't good at all. I so much love bbn don't just know why.. currently usin curve 8

dainformant:
I dont think Mark Zuckerberg knows who Buhari is

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Its not posssible. You think say president post nah wassa ni ?

soberdrunk:
Una wan give person headache? Billion is okay for me

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As in, I'm not understanding. The richest people for history self, nah billion them get, irrespective of the currency.

Saint52:
Same Tshirt, something must be wrong somewhere............

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That's American's nature. Nah so them be. Iv studied that in them thru their movies. When they travellin a foreign, they hardly pack cloths along.

Jay542:
Lmao. Or make he go complain to Obama. I'm sure Mark go dey like " which kain wahala be this One"

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Naso bro .. I see, the guy they laugh around. Them no sabi wetin hin dey laugh for. Like make the guy give them money, nah him them they hope. Like somethin Million or billion dollar. Ah ah!

sukkot:
like this white nigga cares about nollywood. when will this son of oduduwa receive sense na ?

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As in, I'm not understanding. Nah only Nollywood dey get problem ni? The guy has traveled to so many countries, No 1 disturb am, not even their celeb. The guy coming to 9ja is like coming to Africa, cuz we currently reppin the rest. Now, them go dey tell us our OT is low, this and that we go con dey shame.

BuddhaPalm:
I am not good with measurements. She has to find out for herself.

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Lol

tyson98:
Yemi alade wan choke am with boobs sha

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As in, I'm not understanding!

CrazyQuinn:
99% of Naija men will deny their marital status and accept the offer

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Don't gock it Maam. 99% of men will delare it online too cuz its open and their wife would hav access. But it doesn't stop them from meeting behind the scene.

HungerBAD:
It could be something or it could be nothing.

There is nothing sexual about this picture, that gives credence to the fact that they are in any kind of relationship.

Most females here can attest to the fact,that at different times they have taken pictures with their bosses,either at an official function or even at the office.

I will not rush to Judgement on this.

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I think the police mistress they mean here is probably the woman is in one post of authority or control. The other one nah the issue of sexual affair! Anyway sha, I'm not understanding .. *smiless*

soberdrunk:
To think that i have two "bsc's" and 1 "msc" and i drive a bloody honda and kia and this guy kicks a ball for a living and see his list of cars! "WALAHI ISNOR BY GRA GRA OOOO" ORI YATO SO ORI

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Bro, keep doing don't compare. E no mean. That tommorrow wey u dey see, anything fit happen!

NameChecker:
The power of god arrested her, put tires on her neck and flogged her
with bamboo and plank.
What a mighty god


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As in? I'm not understandin at all.

Jhuniyour:
Miss Earth Nigeria. hmmmm.

Please ayam not understanding.

Yeah me too bro. Everything done change in nigeria now, For where enough fine girls dey , dem go con dey comot one girl with toothpick leg. They call am fine girl! Abi they are not understanding fine girl ni ? Lol

rokiatu:
Chie everyone wants to be seen with him na.

I hope he's the faithful type before all these yeye girls starts throwing puss...y at him.

You mean? Punna or what? Sistren, I'm not innerstanding that

Livefreeordieha:
oga soludo we have heard u..but explain to us in clear english if its ok with the poor masses..?abeg dan'allah since na sule brain u carry come here..rubbish nonetity jagbanjastic comment.

Yea bro. I bought 70# bread today.

Keneking:
Useless APC government policies against the masses

N150/one small bread
N145 /one litre of fuel

Are you sure ur in Nigeria? Cuz me still buy bread 70# this mornin oo.

Maychang:
IVE NEVER FELT LIKE THIS FOR ANY WOMAN IN MY LIFE.


yea right...tell that to the birds

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Lol

Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]As long as you aren't legally married, you're single.

If you're in a relationship, single.
Engaged, single.
Have a baby mama, single.

How is "I am single" a lie?[/color]

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Thank you My brother .. God bless. The so called legally married Men self, tends to have enough Gfs these days than the singles.

finalboss:
if you tell em frm now till tomorrow...
dey ll still send...why disturb your self... girls are unstable creature... nothing upstairs

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While reading all this now, some are currently sending. Till the end of time, somethings can't changed!

ADBOK:
If you are truly a student of genetics like you claimed you would know that genetics has an accomplice called environment, and environment they say 'pulls the trigger'. The heartbreaking thing here really is not the rampant promiscuity amongst our ladies these days rather it is the fact that you didn't pick the pun intended. Sad!...

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I think I understand what u mean. Of course Environments affects too. P+E=G and that's why I said *some ladies
appears to be wild due to some other reasons!* Try to read me well. .. And Are u just tryin to say the E is the reason behind the Itchy itchy stuff? Lol

mengho:
I have super powers, I can easily identify a virgin when he/she comes within 10meter radius of my position, therefore due to my recent experience, I can categorically say virgins are technically extinct, u hardly meet one in every 100 people u get in contact with, female virgins are extremely super rare, Iam still searching for one.....it's being almost 2yrs now

You've not been searching well Bro! En-large ur searchin coast! Smiless

ADBOK:
A genetic research by a group of medical scientists revealed the presence of a gene on the X-Chromosome which codes for a protein called Oboyundin responsible for inducing a 'itchy' vagina seeking the 'scratch'. The presence of this protein on the two XX-chromosomes present in women is culprit in their unnatural sex drive, which is complemented for in males due to the one X-chromosome present...

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Why was this not affecting them those days? Abi nah these days the itchin start? Bro, I can't lie you, don't believe everything u see or hear, real eyes realise real lies. I'm a Genetic student. Even if you start having sex, it doesn't stop the itchin! Iv seen many mothers itchin codedly their Toto. I would rather blame the girls less. I would rather blame it on Civilization. The Dis-advantages is much more than the Advantages on the ladies. And that's what Feminism is all about. Ladies are suffering from everything Men created. I do feel for them o. Although, Naturally and abnormally, some ladies appears to be wild due to some other reasons!

cruzita:
I'm not looking for a perfect man,but one DAT will respect and love me .





Cos I know no one is 100% perfect

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Nice .. Love your comment. Love your orientation. Let's be friends .. 2BE294D1, 08109072613. Bbm, whatsapp. Stay cool .. Be good !

NairaMaster1:
Dangote is always useful to the economy

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You sure? Don't blv. Everything u see, real eyes realise real lies !

Goddygee:
Right now being A Nigerian is far worse than going to hell...

Am very sure hell is located ryt here in Nigeria...

God plz shld in case i dont make heaven, plz grant me amnesty to heaven, its unfortunate i was raised in hell...

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Lol. Amen oo God. Grant me heaven. U dey Parah my brother

quintybabe:
I no pity you at all :PYou were given a taste of your poison, hope you now know how it feels to be jilted as you did a lot of that before. Hence, think twice before you break a girl's heart, I just hope you have learnt your lesson

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Lol .. Thanks for not pitying me. But for real, not feeling like gaming girls anymore. Been thinkin when next am ready, I'm going to act well, going for Gold *smiless*

Jay542:
Lol. Real talk. But karma gahhz visit you nw. You wey dey play girls go dey love up . Buh we dey learn sha. Cheers

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Yeah bro .. Nah Karma. Meself reason am.

Jay542:
Yea. But not everyman it pains would cry. I know Some guys that wouldn't cry. Those guys always feel it's bitchy to cry for a lady. But people are different.

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Well, its kinda true bro. Love is a serious mental disease. I used to be a playa right from time and funny enough, these girls r doin normal. When I got admission into 100l, first Sem .. I had 2 girls. 2nd sem. Drop them for another set f girls. That's the way iv been switching girls until I got to 400l. After much advice from fellas tht I shld jst try n be in a relationship. So I decided to try it out . I met this girl and fall in love with her bro. I fall in love Paa. Hmm ( smiless) ... Go wash cloth for her, cook for her, a lot of house chores for her. Mehn, it got to a stage that the lady told me the love is too much, that can I plz reduce it , that she's not feelin convenient anymore. LOL. To cut the story short, She eventually broke my heart. Mehn, No be small drama oo something wey neva happend to me b4. Everythin is over now. I'm quite okay. The only thing I think I got to know about myself is those things that I did while I love wif her. I neva blv I could do such. And it has made me blv my wife would enjoy me when I gt married. But iv come to realise this, That girls tends to do normal when a guy isn't normal with them than when a guy is normal with them ...