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CrazyQuinn:
Number 1 .....very common and reasonable

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Smiless .. Which means u self dey the league .. *WinKs*

ErnieSmallzz:
happy 4 them. After some people will say, u cnt find your future partner online

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lemme goan reply all the "HEY & HI" messages, who knows maybe one of them might be my future hubby oh

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Lol .. Don't mind them jare. You can. 90% of the girls I dated were from online! Its just that the playa spirit in me won't let's last long na ni! .. But sha, Lemme Say *Heyy*. Iyanu May happen this time. My name is bread, hope u gon be my butter.. Lol!

LesbianBoy:
I can list nairaland girls that will be facing what the girl faced from that loser. Should i call names?

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No sir.. Free them for their shii!!

LesbianBoy:
I can list nairaland girls that will be facing what the girl faced from that loser. Should i call names?

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No sir.. Keep their secret!

soberdrunk:
EH YAH!!! You guys will not understand........... Love makes a man/woman do crazy things *dodges rotten plantain*! I feel her pain, i remember one time i kept 4 bottles of gulder in my freezer for a quick chill and i mistakenly slept off, when i woke up and discovered my four bottles had exploded, i nearly commited suicide, the heart wants what the heart wants.......... Rip young lady........

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Your right bro.. I rem this Celine dion song *Power of love* ..No be small thing! I no dey surprise if I hear someone in love killing his/her bae wheneva they caught them cheating! Love is a serious mental disease! I mean love, not luv. Lol

xendra:
he gone run out of that office one day and never come back

he looks cool though

Lol

mhisbliss:
kcee has a wife? Thought he was a Playa

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Naso una always think. Make una wise up! Know b4 you judge men! And its dose so call people you blv to be holy are the players. Infact they will be Stricking, Attackin, Defendin & keepin at the same time!

TheFLIRT:
They're hiding the truth: she refused to fvck somebody.

Nonsense!

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u gerrit bro!

jaymejate:
In late Dagrin's voice #i be omo Ogun. Akogun.
But my mom tok say make i no marry Ogun state girl, i no know why.
Omo Ogun, Ise Ya!!!

Lalasticlala come visit us someday o
Oga seun, i see you.

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Nah so so dem yarn me too .. Diff Elders around me! Naso I decide to date few of them, to know whatsup cuz I'm currently residing there! #Mehn, many many bad experiences ma brother! Their own love definition is kinda different! Tho, They are so much good in Pucking and cooking!

bilulu:
I met this girl and we started chatting and later became close. I asked her out and before accepting she said she has a child. On hearing this my mind became so heavy to the extent that I felt heartbroken. Should I continue with this girl because I really like this girl?.... please I needed your candid advice.

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Its depends on de condition datt let her had that child. 2) Depends on the host herself! Hope its just a normal relationship that let her had the baby? Hope she's not a hoe b4 u met? Once some factual things u need to knw are pure, nothin is wrong. Expecially if you lucky that the girl is good, you will enjoy her! Done somethin like this b4.. Many many after 1 ladies that are better than all this so call *Omoge*. Done many abortions! Upper chamber wack, lower chamber wack! Nothin to gbadun for their body again! Everythin had been pounded!

EpicMaurice:
so if you find yourself as africa's richest man you wouldnt be happy

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Well, lemme find maself first !

[quote author=EpicMaurice post=49309117]"money cant buy happiness"



thats just what the poor use to console themselves.

Tell me Who will not be happy if he finds himsef in dangote's position.[/quote.].

And how sure are you that Dangote is a happy man! Do you know him? Cuz one is smilin or laughin doesn't mean one's happy! The saying is damn real mehn! .. Cuz, Money is numbers and numbers never end. If it takes money to be happy, your search for happiness will never End!

Kiddominant:
6. They want to date a celebrity eg. Musician, Actor, Footballer.

7. They want to be a big boy's baby mama just for 200k per month.

8. They want a guy who drives a ferrari, g-wagon, prado e.t.c

9. They see their kitty cat as a precious diamond that shouldn't be pounded.

10. They want to date a guy who lives & works abroad especially U.S, That's it.

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Plenty dem destiny hav been changed cuz of luxury !

Goldenheart:
28+ geez.... I really feel for them

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Nah true bro. Up to 10 girls don ask ma bro wey don already marry say His he married? That they searching!

All I know is, before you can see a good single minded girl, e go teeh! I always say this, until girls are realistic to themselves, they will always be on a long thing!

sanky346:
I still don't understand how restitution should work ideally. I think I need a serious teaching on it. If what this guy did is the real standard for what restitution should be, then I seriously think I have a lot of things to restitute. May God help us o

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Lol

Laido:
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I don't think there's anything that caused it Artificially! Its a natural thing, its Gene is in you! not sure if there's anything to correct it ! And for it to hav started happenin at your age, it doesn't mean its abnormal. Some won't even reach 20s at all. All you gotta to is to always be on *Skin* hair cut!

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Iv seen people telling diff Medications. Well, its all up to you but my own Medic is that. Leave your hair as it is. Manipulating it may cause some future palaba. When the head is deform, there's no life again!

ikbnice:
I'm in my early twenties and my hair has started thinning by the side with my barber telling me am going bald gradually. It is still in its early stage. What can I do to revert it? I would be grateful if effective hair product/treatment is recommended.

Please help before my head looks like an egg at 23.

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I don't think there's anything that caused it Artificially! Its a natural thing, its Gene is in you! not sure if there's anything to correct it ! And for it to hav started happenin at your age, it doesn't mean its abnormal. Some won't even reach 20s at all. All you gotta to is to always be on *Skin* hair cut!

99foxxy:
You want show off for me? continue in your part two of dreaming... Am not a dreamer...

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I just dey look at your profile now, saw that profile pic. No more talk, Miti understand! Lol

repogirl:
okay never mind....it was the 'Sistren' thing you said. Orphan black is a TV series.

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Oh okay .. Sistren is a Rasta language. It means Lady!

repogirl:
lol. Orphan black?

I no dey form oo. What's Orphan black?

99foxxy:
Who be this one? go back to sleep and continue your dream.

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Yo.. I'm dreaming in ma Venza right now! Cuz By God's grace, I'm gonna be openin ma new house this Sat. Your invited sha ... You got anythin your adreaming [s]

99foxxy:
Who be this one? go back to sleep and continue your dream.

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Yo.. I'm dreaming in ma Venza right now! Cuz By God's grace, I'm gonna be openin ma new house this Sat. Your invited sha ... You got anythin your adreaming [/s]

99foxxy:
Who be this one? go back to sleep and continue your dream.

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Yo.. I'm dreaming in ma Venza right now! Cuz By God's grace, I'm gonna be openin ma new house this Sat. Your invited sha ... You got anythin wey u dey dream on ma sharply make it come through for you?

ireneony:
na u holy pass

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Eeyah! E for work out well but its a pirry its been on all sites. Just downloaded it and watched now!

freesinzu:
This guy rap is really dope, probably thats why the video is trending.
and I did not notice anything else except from the guys rapping cos I have a pure heart.

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Lol .. Pure white, No stains abi?

sharpden:
http://www.socialtimesng.com/2016/09/why-jonathan-visited-babangida-abdulsalami/

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Must there be a why? He go, He go naani! Very soon He will go toilet for kastina and we go here reason why e go shiit for kastina!

callmescandy:
Please why are those boobs (sorry ) fried eggs looking down!!




Celebrity and unclothedness are like

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Them don change the friend Eggs destiny lol!

99foxxy:
Make una de praise person pikin. She fine nobi small, must everyone have large boobz? free her.

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They not talking about large or small boobs here biihh! They talking about some other features! Lol

rahman3853:
We Nigerians love to exagerate things, what really is recession? we are just witnessing recession from stealing public funds and not economy recession. If we truely know what recession is, we wont even pray for it. It is the wime when money wont have value. its a time where u have money but cant buy anything. imagine being in Lagos and we have to queue to buy a loaf of bread because its only two bakery functioning in the whole city. Imagine that we have to buy a bottle water and three of us have to share it. Imagine buying a bag of rice at the rate of 500,000 naira only for ten families to share it. Go to the country that truely witness recession and u would realize that all we are seeing is just a tip of the iceberg. Guys lets be positive and dont pronounce negativetivy into our lives. we are still in a country that u get to the market and buy what we want, we are still in a country where there is promo here and there, manufacturers soliciting for patronage, there are still ppl buying new cars, houses, clothes, phones, even make up for ladies and u said we have recession. We are in recession for stealing, prostitution etc not a true economy recession and i pray we dont see it.

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Hmm ... Nice wan! I neva know the meaning and I didn't even want to! But I do blv its can't just be what people are calling it! We are only been decieved! Why using recession when there are other english to qualify the current economic shiii ... I think its probably for people not to know whatsup! .. Awon werey!

repogirl:
She for wear only the trouser skirt commot since she is as good as náked on top.

Why do they think they are sexier when they leave nothing to the imagination?

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Sistren, its just cuz they not normal!!!

Rockyrascal:
Influence from the western world....SMH

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Hmm, Anytime I see stuffs like this, straight up, This Albert Einstein qoute do comes to ma mind.. *I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots* Normal thinking human are far far in recession more than the Nigeria Economy itself! #Smiless

Kylekent59:
Dis people never jam confirm thieves. They dnt need ur door. Just break d wall and u are in. Remembered those days in skul,dey will pull our window down and enter. 4get d door. Only God saves

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I concur bro. Happened in our school some 2 months ago. The door was an Iron door. Imported from one foreign country! They pieces the door. I 4 when I see it! Awom Ole ya werey oo! Nah only God fit save Man .. Nothing like security door to me!

KRILMIJAY:
Lolz. no worry na U.S I wan enter so that when I come back, I go open thread on nairaland "10 LESSONS I LEARNT LIVING IN THE U.S"

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Lol. Naso.. Planning US too G! Or u get like 1 or 2 things you know about the process. All they saying here are jst some bleeped up shiii!