Why should only one section be entertained by the OP's innane drivel? 

Be patient.  After a week here, the mods can send the thread to Politics, then to Autos.  It can continue making the rounds until it's finally banished to the Jokes section. 

Leave the mods.  If they annoy the chimps, then we won't get to see them change their third-hand $2 streetwalker clothes every couple of days.

Just enjoy the thread.  I did.

Thanks for making us laugh.              

jennykadry:


Ok this is it, I am going to the toilet before I pee on myself.

Be blessed kindly

   

henry, igwe,freecocoa,

you all need to put up ya pics or call a truce. this mouthing off is boring already.

Why is an "igwe" harassing an igbo girl, or is freecocoa not igbo? free the girl nau.

i support oam4j's nomination.

i'll throw sagamite a bone. he's my second nominee.

An official poster befitting the Romance Section.

Mr. .Cork gets my vote. 

Odunnu:

Madam Kobo, quit whining jor, go and [s]enjoy thousands of other threads that are not igbocentric[/s] find the tallest building in your town and jump off of it.  you won't feel a thing. 

  no be me talk am o. 

oamaja and point b, you both should be shot and fed to pigs for derailing this thread to waste our time having to see your long replies to crazyjunkie. are you new to this forum? utter rubbish!

so the polls are still open till dec 11th? onlytruth or andre? andre or onlytruth? hmmm. i may choose a write-in candidate to fill that 5th spot. there was supposed to be 5 candidates anyway.

PointB:

Can we Have an Ere Ndi Igbo thread. 

you want to add another sequel before the season finale?  anyway, what was wrong with adding this poll in the original very lively, fun and awesome thread? commissioner is just killing the mood, mehn. where is everybody? 

btw, there's no way to see current standing without voting?
hmmm. very smart. "secret ballot." that way no idea how much ballot stuffing in needed. it's not tamperproof however.

damn! i didn't think it was possible to despise kobofreakingjunkie any more than i already do. always sneaking to the complaints thread like a RATFINK!   *vomit*

i'm considering onlytruth and andreuweh. i would automatically go for andre because he is a traditionalist as well a cultured fella. if not for some of his outrageous abusive vulgar and obscene language when provoked.  and i don't mean he says "freaking" or "despised."

i've not considered high chief or odumchi at all. sorry.

still thinking. there is time.   Maybe a write-in candidate (okija- ).


sorry about before, ify.

ok, no problem.

fixed.

PointB:

Petitions against Okija_juju are as below:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-816238.320.html#msg9701312

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-816238.320.html#msg9701432

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-816238.320.html#msg9701688

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-816238.352.html#msg9701875

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-816238.384.html#msg9702613

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-816238.384.html#msg9702724

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-816238.384.html#msg9703528

amongst the petitioners above are:
okija*juju, who probably just recently joined nld
high-chief, who already seconded onlytruth's nomination, only to turn around and declare his own candidacy
otunne, who's this guy?
relax101, a known troublemaker, even though i thoroughly enjoyed the war dance videos he posted

and then the commish made up that yeye rule about the nominees not accepting their nomination.  just so he can force out ezeuche and dede1, and squeeze in his friends ODUMCHI and HIGH CHIEF), who both declared their support for other nominees before declaring their own candidacy. 

i can't wait to see what happens next.

PointB:

STATEMENT ON THE ELECTION PRIMARIES
FROM THE OFFICE OF THE ELECTION COMMISSIONER

The hotly contested primaries of the premier Eze Ndi Igbo Nairaland has finally come to a close.

Rationale for Nominations
Candidate were nominated and cleared on the basis of three anti-Igbo manipulation rules viz:

1. Nominations by well known ethnic champions of rival ethnic groups will be discounted.
2. Nomination by and of freshly registered posters (underage voters) will have to be seconded by an older poster with deference to rule 1 above.
3. Posters whose ethnicity/loyalty have been challenged  severally by well known Igbo posters will have their nomination/seconding seconded or discounted.

Some candidates were cleared on the basis of the rules, some who were initially cleared stumbled one of the hurdles. Some candidates refused their nominations, while some sought to ridicule the process. Some however siezed the moment to nominate themselves and indicated their readiness to serve, while burnessing their credentials.
The journey has been long, tortous, yet interesting, and very revealing, and very transparent. But one thing is certain, it has produced result.

The final list of nominees is as follow:

Winners
OnlyTruth  - 19
High Chief - 3
Odumchi - 2


Furthermore.

Okija_juju
EzeUche
Andre Uweh
Dede1
Asha80
Eziachi, and
Ifyalways

have all been disqualified for various reasons. Further details will be released shortly.

The Electoral Commissioner urged the cleared candidates to begin preparation for final polling.

Thank you and may our ancestors guide you.

And may God bless you all.


COMMISSIONER FOR ELECTION

HONORABLE COMMISSIONER POINTB,

SIR, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND, SIR?!  I CAN'T EVEN CALL YOU COMMISSIONER BECAUSE CALLING YOU A COMM. . .  IS AN INSULT TO THE OFFICE OF ANY COMMISSION OR COMMISSIONER IN ANY CORNER OF THE WORLD!  EVEN A TINY DIRT POOR VILLAGE COMMISSIONER!!!

YOU CHEAT!

YOU LOUSE!!

YOU FAKER!!!

I LEAVE FOR A FEW HOURS AND YOU SHOW YOUR TRUE COLORS. 

ABSOLUTE POWER CORRUPTS ABSOLUTELY!

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!

YOU SUCK!

THERE IS NO RULE IN ANY BYLAWS ANYWHERE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO ARBITRARILY DISQUALIFY A PROMISING CANDIDATE SUCH AS OKIJA-JUJU, OR A POPULAR CANDIDATE SUCH AS ANDREUWEH, SIMPLY BECAUSE HE "DID NOT CAMPAIGN" OR "CAME TO ACCEPT HIS NOMINATION."

I AM SO FURIOUS RIGHT NOW.  DO NOT MAKE ME REVEAL MY REAL IDENTITY O.  YOU WILL PEE YOUR PANTS IF YOU KNOW WHO I AM AND THAT I AM EMINENTLY MORE QUALIFIED THAN YOUR USELESS YEYE COMMISSIONER SELF TO RUN THIS ELECTION PROCESS! 

I TOOK A STEP BACK BECAUSE I THOUGHT EVERYTHING WAS NOW SET AND IN MOTION FOR A GOOD CLEAN ELECTION WHERE THE VOTERS WILL CHOOSE THE BEST MAN FOR THE JOB AND MAKE NDIGBO NAIRALAND PROUD.  AND I WAKE UP TO THIS?!

THE TOP 5 VOTE-GETTERS DESERVE TO RUN AND BE CHOSEN BY VOTERS. GOOD DECISION ON ASHA80 THOUGH BECAUSE HE ACTIVELY AND VERBALLY RIDICULED THE PROCESS. 

SO, BECAUSE DAYOKANU AND HIS BAND OF  OPC WARRIORS CAME TO DAGBARU THE ELECTION, IT NOW MEANS WE CHANGE COURSE??  YOU THINK THAT IS BAD?  NO, THAT IS CHILDS PLAY.  YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T HAVE THE STOMACH FOR A KNOCK DOWN DRAG OUT FIGHT TO THE DEATH ELECTION PROCESS. 

ONCE AGAIN, I REPEAT, YOU SEEM OVERWHELMED AND EXHAUSTED.  A NICE LONG REST WILL DO YOU SOME GOOD.

LET SOMEONE ELSE TAKE THE REINS OF THIS ELECTION. 

I NOMINATE MYSELF AS THE NEW AND IMPROVED "ELECTORAL COMMISSIONER." 

**I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE SENT THAT CALABASH OT PARROT'S EGG, BUT THE YEYE MAN THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SEND HIM A CALABASH OF PALM WINE.  CAN YOU IMAGINE SUCH A THING?  FOOLISH NAIJA DIASPORAN!**


  Hello, my people.   

Anyone who feels the Commish should be disqualified, please lets hear your voice before Wednesday, which is when I think the voting takes place.  Who knows, he may have changed it again without consulting with anyone. 

Come on, my people, let's do this thang!

Please do not let my 15% igbo blood be a liability.  My 50% royal blood and 35% warrior blood makes me the perfect person to run this tough and challenging election and to control the unruly Nairaland gangs, including THE TYRANT POINTB.


P.S. Scanning his later posts, I think he corrected some of his ruling.  I will make another post shortly after I fully understand where we are.   

I think the last time I checked, the top vote-getters were 1) Onlytruth, 2) AndreUweh, 3) Ezeuche, 4) OkijaJuju and 5) Dede1.

9ja_I_hail:

WHAT SENSE WILL IT MAKE AFTER WASTING OUR TIME AND  ENERGY IN THIS VOTING EXCISES AT THE END OF THE DAY MAJORITY OF IGBO'S FEEL THAT NON IGBO NAIRALANDERS HAS IMPOSED EZE ON THEM AND DISRESPECT THE EZE. DON'T WE THINK THAT THOSE NON IGBO'S WHO VOTED WILL SIT BACK AND HAVE A GOOD LAUGH AT US,MAYBE THEY WILL TAGGED IT THAT IGBO'S ARE NOT UNITED IGBO'S DON'T LOVE THEM SELF ETC.

interesting viewpoint.


hey, commish!

i move that the voting be open to igbos only. u can confirm that from their monikers. maybe you won't be able to do a poll, but instead they would have to vote by posting a message here.

if the motion carries, my 15% igbo blood likely won't be enough for me to cast a vote. that's all right though.

it's all in your hands, commish. 

i'll be watching from a distance.

have a good election, y'all.

PointB:

btw the way, I will appreciate that calabash, if it is of palmy.   I don't drink by the way, I will use for libation.

commissioner, don't worry. it ain't gonna be no libation nothing. it's gonna be a special hard to get birds' eggs. you sabi that one?

ifyalways:

Mr commisioner is a sabotage!!!
what exactly do you mean by they can nominate huh?

Ever seen another woman handle your mothers soup pot?or you sef na Igbo uzo?

Only Igbos nominate or you and your thread wud be thrown into recycle bin.QED.

So nld is free to impose whoever they like on us and you'd address such person as Eze ndi Igbo,May Amadioha Forbid,aru na-enweghi okpukpu.

Okija juju has got just one nomination and thats himself. . .
I can as well nomitae Eko ile.

powerful! powerful!  we should have put a woman in charge all along.  i told them. but did they listen? SMH.  

odumchi:


I am running because I take pride in my culture and would like to represent the Igbo people here on Niaraland. I ask nothing more than your nominations votes and your support and I in turn present myself as a humble ambassador for the Igbo people.


Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo nu! [/b]

ermm,  commissioner, I nominate myself and that would boost my nominations to two,  

asha has 3-4 votes but has ridiculed this democratic process.  go back to the 1st few pages and see who nominated him and hustle for their support.  you have 1.5 hours left.  move move!  

1.5hours. is that right, commish? - i am so confused.

asha 80:

what a waste of bandwidth .

i move that all those who supported this spoilsport's nomination rescind it and transfer their support to someone who might need and appreciate it.  

PointB:

FURTHER ELECTION GUIDELINE PLEASE NOTE:

ONLY TOP FIVE NOMINEES WILL BE POLLED:
NOMINATION ENDS MIDNIGHT (GMT 0) MONDAY 5TH.

Anyone with brief profile of the  nominees can post it. They are most welcome.


DEALING WITH A TIE

Where there is a tie for the fifth spot, the electoral officer will give a window of opportunity for a tie breaker. To break the tie, the first nominatee (subject to the three rules) at the opening of the window wins the nomination.

CAMPAIGN AND SENSITIZATION OF VOTERS is allowed, and hereby declared open.

List final of nominees will be available on Tuesday (Citeris Paribus),

VOTING will commence on Wednesday, and end by Sunday

(These rules are not cast in stone, suggestions are welcome. Modifications will be done as exigencies require.)

commissioner pointb!
since there will be 5 contestants, does the winner need to attain 50% of the votes? will there be a run-off between the 2 top vote-getters? (please dear god, no!)

*commissioner probably hasn't thought that far ahead. i can't believe i'm not in charge of this!*  

also, you sound tired and in need of a long rest. i shall be sending you a calabash of some bird's eggs. never mind what kind of bird.  

Chyz*:

Hopefully the Igbo person that will be elected lagos state gov in 2015 will be Christian. Theres a good chance he/she will be.

aren't you a quraniya!   what's with the hate,man? i doubt lagosians care whether the govn is xtian or not. but an igbo govn would be cool. not gonna happen in 2015 though.

BABE!:

Who are you? Where are your facts coming from?

I'm from Imo state btw.

nothing personal, babe. just a little history with an ife-ite. carry on m'lady.

commissioner,

i refuse to address coogar. he is a known troublemaker, hothead and foulmouthed. see sport romance family sections. everywhere he goes he brings trouble.

please call him to order. 

freecocoa:

OKIJA JUJU for president,I mean EZE ndi igbo with me as the LOLO of course,if not problem go dey for this forum.

this is just the nominating process. remember to come back to vote, if he makes it to the finals.

PointB:

Why not. Okija_juju nominated himself.

well, one or two rules have been modified in the past. just checking.

urgent motion!
i wish to urgently make a motion that you seriously reconsider eligibility of nominators. we want a free fair and conclusive election. what is the percentage of acceptable non-igbo supporters allowed. i'm not mentioning any names, but. . . ok yeah, BABE!, i believe, is from ile-ife. ife people are known to be troublesome and stubborn.  she will soon bring all her other rowdy ile-ife-ites and 190 lefulefu troublemakers to  dagbaru this primary.  

Okija_juju:

lol at okija's anti-onlytruth picture. onlytruth is a serious candidate. prob end up taking it all.  

chinneyenmeneyere has not supported anyone.  he was amongst my original nominees but he made a rash decision to suspend his campaign (maybe there's a herman cain-like skeletons in his closet) before it even started.  

i think our able chineyenementchinaman is reconsidering. i think he should get back in there.


@ oga commissioner sir!

can a potential candidate nominate himself?

also oga chyzzie is showing 1 nod only, and i could have worn someone else nominated him before i nominated him.


@okija, you're putting forth a lot of effort with very little reward. only two supporters so far. and i believe you nominated yourself. there is a difference between working HARD and working SMART. dude, you need to get 4 more people to support your nomination. someone suggested opening a thread to ask for support. what about all the igbo folk that do not come to politics section? get a move on. i would recommend opening a thread in the romance section. you'll have at least a couple of hours before the groggy mods wake up and another couple of hours before they figure out how to delete pr move a thread.

pssst. be i never gave you this advice.

Jarus:

@lailaiwala,
I actualy knew Afam4eva was Igbo but the surprise that he didn't get a nomination threatened by knowledge. Lol

no worries, sweet jarus. i was just kidding. i already edited. go back and check it.  

PointB:

Election time table was release on time.  
Extension to favour some candidate will be tacit rigging. Okija_juju did not enter the race on time. He even used arm twisting tactics to get his name cleared for primaries.


Thank you moderator for the powerful nomination of Afam4eva

Afam4eva, has won a nomination. But I am afraid (un)like Okija_juju, he has a mountain to climb.

i knew it. this yeye commissioner is attempting to influence the election by discouraging audience participation. his preferred candidate is that wayward toddler ezeuche. all the nominees need is 3 or more supporters to move up to possible finalist position.  

for the third (or is it the fourth) time i'm asking, can you please confirm that nomination deadline is still open and that it closes at midnight?  

*consulting sun tzu for the appropriate section dealing with intransigent overlords who listen to no one!*

I actually thought about nominating afam, but alas it was too late.

if you'll notice, the commissioner still hasn't answered when is the nomination deadline.

Okija_juju:


Vote Progress 2012, Vote Okija_JUJU^TM

the picture!

you're a loose cannon.  the man just  

PointB:

Nomination have reduced. So there is no point extending the deadline.

The people are raring to go the the most peaceful, and possibly, hotly contested first ever virtual Eze Ndi Igbo of Nairaland.


How long do you think the Eze should reign, I suggest one year. We don't want sit-tight Eze, do we?

one year is too long. the shelf life on nairaland is short.  too many new usernames all the time. a whole new igbo community would have sprung up in 6 months. please reconsider.

so when is the deadline for nomination please?

*t[i]his commissioner is on a ego trip and is high on ogogoro. i'm going to have to overthrow him. this thread is as much mine as his. i shall consult sun tzu[/i]*  

Okija_juju:

I hope the by-laws have a provision to appeal the election through the court of law!!  


I suspect some PDP style politics going on here and I have a feeling I will be rigged out, so I want an Election Tribunal set-up for aggrrieved Candidates to seek respite.

i can't believe i initially opposed this man's nomination before it was even made.  he's an experienced politico.  OMG!

PointB:

Are you planning to rig?

I can assure you that the process is 'rig proof.' Even scientific rigging will not be allowed.
And because the process so far is 150% transparent, there will be NO APPEAL.

The only appeal you need now is appeal for nomination.

Commissioner! Commissioner! Commissioner PointB,

a moment of your time please.

is tonight at midnight the deadline for nominations? i ask because i want to make sure there is enough time [s]to log in under my main username to[/s] for interested posters to register their support for the nomination of okija-juju their preferred candidate.

afam4eva:

I will like to see other contenders present their case and campaign like Okija Juju has done. That way we'll know who will best serve Ndi-Igbo.

okija-juju is actually jumping the gun a little bit.  but he's still looking to get more people to support his nomination.  so i understand why's doing it.

the actual campaigning will not start until the final 5 top vote-getting candidates have been announced.

my predictions:
i predict that the temperamental and polarising ezeuche will make it though nomination unperturbed but will meet serious challenges at the polls. the campaigning will unveil a lot about some of our nominees. chei, the vicious underbelly.  

Relax101:

EziachiEziachiEziachiEziachiEziachiEziachiEziachiEziachiEziachiEziachiEziachiEziachiEziachiEziachiEziachiEziachiEziachiEziachiEziachiEziachiEziachiEziachiEziachiEziachiEziachiEziachiEziachiEziachiEziachiEziachiEziachiEziachiEziachiEziachiEziachiEziachiEziachiEziachiEziachiEziachiEziachiEziachiEziachiEziachi

You better stop.   You already nominated him on page 2:
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-816238.32.html#msg9682044

Okija_juju:

At my people

Do you want to see the Igbo race go backwards,

Do you want our existence to be wiped into obscurity?

Do you want to see us enter into another civil war/genociide?

Do you want to destroy the future of our unborn kids?!

Do you want to promote 419, Yahoo Yahoo, Kidnappings and other such vices?!

Do you want to see the end of our people (NDI IGBO) as we know it?!

If so, then vote;




These people do not like the Igbo race and are unreasonable. They love war and would like to see you dead. A vote for any of them is a vote for extinction! Please do not cast your votes towards any of these names as they will bring no good to the Igbo race.

_{This message is sponsored and endorsed by the Ohnaeze council of elders and Igbos in Daispora}

Brute force campaigning.  Take No Prisoners, Chicago Ward style. 

Imanuelle:

Also, all those that want to campaign againSt ezEUche Should go dat somwer else, not on this thread, trying to make pEople lose faith in him!
I nominated him, and i'll sTill stick with him.
Afterall, no one has been able to dig up the so called comment about his support for slavery or whatsoever.

the post exists, and it is disturbing. i saw it with my own eyes. i will not dig it up because i feel it is not my place to mount a campaign against someone with so much initial support. the issue has been raised and discussed. if he survives nomination, then maybe one or more of his 4 opponents (total 5 finalist candidate facing election) will use it against him, i know i would.

ndu_chucks:

Son of a gun, Eze Elmo!!!       

not sure that's elmo. that may be oscar. 

IYA NGBALI:

Since you guys are many and you love titles so much the council of elders on NAIRALAND has approved the following titles to be given out to you all


eze wuruwuru 1

eze oloribu 1

eze olosi 1

eze koni da fun e 1

eze omo ale 1

eze jaguda baba ole 1

eze gbomo gbomo 1

eze idi nta mi 1

eze oniranu 1

eze ori yin daru 1

funny! 

but still. . .

you're trying to ruin the thread! see what you did. 

IYA NGBALI = eze omugo.

NRI PRIEST:

Loot at this  DIRTY SMELLY PIG OF A SHAMELESS EDEIOT!!! . . ,  . .

very bad priest! bad! you've ruined the thread.

btw, i'm not sure the poster IYA NGBALI is female.


thread has gone to the dogs. it's in the outhouse now. just wait till electoral commissioner pointb gets back. 

NRI PRIEST:

Why should we even allow non-Igbos to have a say?

nairaland is for naijirians and friends of naijiria. hence this process is for igbos and friends of ndi igbo. okay, honorable nri-priest!  

NRI PRIEST:

My fellow Igbos I want to urge everyone of you who agree with that Mazi Ezeuche does not have the cultural inteligence of the Igbo ppl and the public etiquette to be a RESPECTFUL IGBO LEADER to henceforth withdraw its nomination for him.

We need somebody that will be respected not only by the IGBO RACE but also other tribes and I think we should all nominate ONLYTRUTH and ANDRE UWEH!!

i suggest that the honorable nri-priest convince the following supporters of ezeuche's nomination to reverse course before tuesday/wednesday, which is when the electoral commissioner ezeuche pointb will present the final roster of candidates. i also would like to review the offending post in question. it's been a while. a link would be nice. that'd be the nail in . . .  

PointB:


The following people nominated EzeUche,

Jay bee

tpia@

Imanuelle

slap1

White007

NRI PRIEST

ndigbo

EzeUche nomination will be nullified, if they withdraw the nomination, of if their nomination is disqualified based on the 3 rules. But it appears they meet with the requirement of the 3 rules. So their nominations stands.

NRI PRIEST:

I  Nwa Ilochionwu na Ndi-agu withdraws my nomination for Ezeuche!!
I also think somebody else has also pulled their nomination for Ezeuche.

I did not originally nominate him, so therefore cannot pull my nomination.  i only seconded your motion to disqualify him.

NRI PRIEST:

We want somebody with a good temperament and quality!!
We dont need that guy. He curse a lot and loses his temper very often and he is not humble. Ezeuche isnt our man.

Onlytruth and Andre Uweh!!!

to be fair, andre uweh curses a lot more than ezeuche and uses extreme vulgarity and obscenity when provoked. but i am not opposing him since i originally nominated him.

Aigbofa:

^^^^^
This is wuruwuru. I will get a court injunction on Monday morning. This injustice must not stand.

NRI PRIEST:

@POINTB,EZEUCHE,should be disqualified. Reason; There a comment he made about the Aro involvement in the "SLAVE TRADE" which was very arrogant and demeaning. He foolishly boasted that the Aros where superior because they conquered a lot of Igbo towns and took people captive and sold them into "SLAVERY". He was asked to apologise for it but he refused and stated it makes him proud!! That guy doesnt have the DECORUM of a noble man!!  I will not regonize him if you guys go ahead and crown that fool!!
He is not remorseful about uninteligent and atrocities of his weak foolish forefathers who sold their fellow neighbors into SLAVERY and brag about it!!
Ezeuche,must me DISQUALIFIED now!!
If you crown that fool I will not cease to make mockery of you guys and constantly disrespect and insult him.

Andre Uweh and Onlytruth are our target.

NRI PRIEST:

We want somebody with a good temperament and quality!!
We dont need that guy. He curse a lot and loses his temper very often and he is not humble. Ezeuche isnt our man.

regrettably the allegation of bragging and taunting by ezeuche of an igbo brother with the achievement of aro capturing his people for slavery, is very true. i read the post with my own eyes when he originally made it, and was surprised.    

it seemed he allowed his anger to get the best of him. i reiterate that ezeuche, while well-meaning, simply lacks the maturity for such a gigantic task.

i second the motion to disqualify ezeuche.  

i am sure he will continue to serve the igbo nation without bitterness.  he will learn from this.  ezeuche lives to run again another day.  

buzor:

i vote for dede1 and ak47man

we're still NOMINATING! are you sure you're igbo, and not from somewhere like. . . i dunno. . . EKITI?

fun thread.