Hotie Tima:



   


say wat now

ooooo is my English killing u sir

if it's really hurts u that bad y don't u jump the Zap off the cliff and if it don't work do it again
or else i will bloooww your head off with an AK-47

do u really think i am here to write essays as if i am getting paid for this or going to gain anything out of this or it's going to pass me at skool 

i come here to waste time when i have nothing to do
u here that nairaland is a waste of time for me.

so next time if u got nothing better to say stick up yours where your sun don't shine and pass by your self okee 


so i am just going to laugh at your f.u.c.king Bottom for now
all that time u wasted here writing all that assays where did it get u in life pls do tell me
did it do something good for your family
did it get u a job

let me remind u again i only come here to waste time when i am bored or got nothing to do
a [size=40pt]waste [/size]of time i hope u can see that in case your eyes are up your A.S.S.

i got important things to write for skool i only care when it's for skool but for losers like u to read it

if it's burning u that much kill your self niggah

first revision. even more brilliant!

Hotie Tima:






say wat now

ooooo is my English killing u sir

if it's really hurts u that bad y don't u jump the Zap off the cliff and if it don't work do it again
or else i will bloooww your head off with an AK-47

do u really think i am here to write essays as if i am getting paid for this or going to gain anything out of this or it's going to pass me at skool

i come here to waste time when i have nothing to do
u here that nairaland is a waste of time for me.

so next time if u got nothing better to say stick up yours where your sun don't shine and pass by your self okee

brilliant!

Hotie Tima:

LIKE SERIOUSLY WHY WOULD SOMEONE HAVE UP TP 8,9 EVEN 10 KIDS

WHY DO THAT TO your SELF?

AND SO MUCH RESPONSIBILITIES LORD 

AND DON'T EVEN ASK ME HOW MANY I HAVE
I HAVE ALREADY BEEN ASKING MY MUMMY SO MUCH QUESTIONS SHE IS GETTING SICK OF ME.


BUT WAT IS THE USE OF HAVING ALL THEM KIDS FOR THO?
SOMEONE PLS TELL ME OOOO   

you are hands down the stupidest poster on this site. followed closely by your "sister" rokiatu? you write like your primary school education was cut short by a stint on the street. you sure dress like a streetwalker.

trust me, a little education would do you a world of good. no one else will tell you these truths. you are consummate fools.

Relax101:


So I talk about transformation, gender transformation; even though she's born biologically female she's become a man in several categories of manhood. The first category was when she became a Head Man which was under the British system, then she moved to become a warrant chief which was defined as male; then she moved to become a king which is also male. It was her fourth gender transformation that did her in; when she decided she wanted to become a masked spirit.

warrant chief? whathehell kinda cockamamie african title is that?! sounds like she worked for the colonialists.  

stop with the women nominations. all you non-igbos! 

odumchi:

Why should non-Igbos be allowed to nominate? Dont get me the wrong way. It's not an ethnic thing but imagine Ghanaians voting for the president of Nigeria. . .

Anyway, I nominate, Ezeagu , Andre Uweh and Ifyalways (Ezenwanyi Ndiigbo Nairaland)  .

i am 15% igbo and am married to obiagu, who is 125% igbo!  

anyway my suggetion is this instead of Eze Ndi Igbo let us vote for Paramount Ruler of Nairaland

that is seun osewa. !barf! is that even a yoruba name? osewa. i can't pronounce it. sounds edo or thereabouts.

Chinenye is certainly one of the most sensible
sadly too many fall into the category of rabble. i.e those that do not know and believe they know all

chinenye removed himself.  i'm not sure he is Igbo, to be fair.  he might be from one of the minority eastern groups.  probably from the same place as osewa.   

PointB:

We have the nominations below.

Ezeuche - 6
Onlytruth - 4
Highchief - 3
Eziachi - 3
Dede1 - 3
Asha80 - 3
Andre Uweh   - 3
Ifyalways - 1
Obiagu - 1
Chino1 - 1
Ak47Man - 1

The following disqualifications are also noted.

ChinenyeN    - Refused the nomination
Nd kings       - relatively new
Ahj_harem    - Not an Igbo faithful, his nominations are discounted*
Ndu_chuck    - Not an Igbo faithful*
Aigbofa         -  Not a Igbo, his nominations are discounted*
Pointb           - Electoral Commissioner
Chyz            - Nomination by Alh Harem was discounted

commissioner pointb!

a point of parliamentary priviledge, please. i move that we adhere to oga chineye's request and nullify his nomination, and replace him with oga chyzzie who deserves to be on the roster despite being nominated by the chameleonic aljharem.  

i also move that since master ezeuche, although well-meaning, is still a babe in the woods who probably still plays with teddy bears, that we nullify his nomination using ojoro stipulating that only members who appear to be over the age of 30 be eligible for this honour. children cannot be chiefs of any group in this village!  

i think my 15% igbo lineage permits me to submit these motions.

thanks to the poster who reminded us that igbo typically have no king. being 15% igbo, i was aware of this. that is why i nominated a council of elders.

if i can add to my earlier post, i will say that eziachi, ezeuche, and chyz are also good choices to be considered.

PointB:

To avoid manipulation of the Igbo choice, 1. well known ethnic champion of rival ethnic group nominations will be discounted. 2. Freshly registered posters nomination will have to be seconded by a old poster without bias to rule 1 above.

3. Posters whose ethicity/loyalty have been challenged  severally by well known Igbo posters will have their nomination/seconding discounted.

the bolded sounds like n attempt to disqualify chinwerenemeyerechinaman. ojoro has started. 

anyway, i myself will challenge someone like okija-juju. i dare anyone to nominate him. aigbofa is more igbo than he is.

obiagu
andre uweh, but he needs to stop fighting with women and calling people castrated monkeys
dede1
onlytruth
chinyereweneye

u should disqualify ak47brat

na-scamma

ok. i am also a psychiatrist. thanks for the correction. next time, instead of "i hope the man rests in peace," i will take your advise and say:

"i hope the man [size=14pt]rest[/size] in peace." (bliss4lyfe grammar)

lol.

i can't waste time with you anymore though. this is too off-topic.

one nigeria.

r.i.p. ojukwu. when's the funeral? are they bringing him back to nigeria?

the women would like to see you tough guys come over to the politics, business or sports sections and "fight" with real men, instead of humping the romance section trying to beat up on women. bunch'a fagggots!

at least the foolish nld women display their ignorance talking about silly shiit.

you faggoty men need to grow some balls and confront real men, okay. man up, fruits!  

Bliss4Lyfe:

All dis these almajiris, una no get work.  In the south of Nigeria, we have human's humans and life is so precious and a loss of life unbearable. I don't expect u to understand dat, to Almajiri's Almajiris [/b]life is nothing and dat is why u are now Africa's number one suicider's [b]suiciders.

Wat-ever Whatever [/b]made us one country, must be the greatest evil to befall man kind [b]mankind.



RipR.I.P. Ezeigbo Ikemba gburu, gburu gburu-gburu. 

ok ok. no vex. ndoh. pele! 
i have a job. i am a scholteacher. a grammarian. let me help you a little with your english.
see above corrections. 

I hope the man rests in peace. all you big-mouths on NL are really annoying though.

ok sorry o. i just thought the post was hilarious. way too many crying smileys.

mods please make politics sections males only

Almajiris will never cease to amaze me. Sorry there is no Sharia here

got nothing to do with almajiri or sharia. i had the same feeling when i saw the below. lol

lucy1:

O na nu udo.
Words can't express wat u mean't to Nigerians and Ndiigbo. U were a David and defeated a Goliath.  . The world's graetest champion of the oppressed.  How can we ever live without u? A viod have been left in our hearts and community dat can never be filled. 
RIP Chukwuemeka Odimegwu Ojukwu Ezeigbo Ikemba

2buff:

I dunno about Naija, but in the west, you'll hardly find a soldier in domestic abuse case.

They are often too happy to see their family to start getting physical with them.
He knows that THEY are the ones he goes out in the field to get shot for, and he proves that he would DIE for her everyday at work.

It's not easy being a soldier's wife due to the long away-times and the constant uncertainty. But if you're not built for that, just don't start it ladies.
It's not just about "I love a man in uniform" and other toto-based feelings. There are serious responsibilities for being with a man in uniform.
YOU are that man's anchor to humanity when all around him is death and inhumanity. YOU are the reason he keeps on crawling with a bullet lodged in his leg.
The moment you start cheating on him and he finds out. . .

damn . . . Sh[i]i[/i]t gets bad . . .

fairy tales.

in fact a lot of serial killers and mass murderers in the usa have served in the military.

the guy finally came to his senses. he'll be sure to pick a smarter, prettier, classier girl this time. what a great opportunity for him!

op you should use this opportunity to get an education. go back to finish high school at least. the truth hurts but as long as there is life in you there is room for improvement.

Obiagu1:

Imagine this nonsense  

is that a yes  

Obiagu1:

Any Igbo talking bad about Igbos in the North, I spit on you and I'll spit on your grave too. Useless goons that were spoon fed and don't know what life is.
How many Igbos have you ever helped in your life? How many of them did you give scholarship or gave money to start business in the East.
Have you ever asked yourselves how those Igbos ended up in the North?

I just wish some of you will witness real hardship and see what live is. If there's an opportunity in Afghanistan, you'll be the first to go.

F.O.O.L.S!

you're so right. too many children misyarning. they have no idea what life is about. they're in america eating sausages.

hey lets get married and bring unity to the country.  

i can not take this anymore. op is killing us all. where the hell in cyprus are ya! i went to college with a cypriot. i bet he can hunt u down and put a padlock on your computer.

here, pendo:

Its not like i have exactly been good myself just that i always admit to mistakes especially shouting and hiting her when angry

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-806457.96.html#msg9598089

i wish the boy luck but i also wish he'd take a chill pill.

[img]http://1.bp..com/_f9bsZoH3FfU/R85A5Ue3U1I/AAAAAAAAAEk/NwEibrCNqns/s1600/Oba%2Bof%2BBenin.jpg[/img]

great picture!  is that the benin king that died in '79 or thereabouts? forgot his name. oba erediawa, no?

god bless tradition. god bless africa.

Andre Uweh:

Katsumoto, I think you have to apologise to Onlytruth over the insult in bold. He has not done anything deserving such an insult.

mr andre 

what does the insult mean? also what does onlytruth's reply mean?

thank you kindly.

Onlytruth:

Abu m onye Igbo kpom kwem!

pendo89:

just say 'I have opened a new page on my book of life'. There are several more pages to go.
First cut is the deepest.ask Rod stewart.
All will be well.I am sure you will love again.This is a phase of heartbreak and its good for the soul cz it makes u strong.
cheer up and goodluck.

pendo,
the guy's full of shiiit. making himself look like the victim. i almost bought it too. did you see where he admitted being a rage-a-holic and beating on her? what a douche!

op,
forget "she's killing me." if you keep writing silly shiiit, i'll come over and really kill you!

ijaw_girl:

quit that crystal meth

quit being an ignorant slut.

lailaiwala:

what years did it run?

arseholes! 

njgirl, be cool. mrcork is just catching fun. 190 and his faggoty friends are devils. i hope mrcork and 190 are not the same.

me too. the op has an agenda. very anti-igbo boy/girl. pot calling kettle black on the peacock hat too. considering the hideous faggoty outfits she's being posting.

VoodooDoll:

Chai, I remember when there was no traffic in Lagos.

when? 1976?