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Rubbish. Na how bosom dey turn slippers be that. The girl twerking self wasn't touching the guy at all

Finally, whoever was recording that video was just plain silly, who records night hangouts really?? Dumb

Eking:
Lies . 2003 Camry v6 puts about the same rpm at that speed

Get a Toyota or Lexus with similar engine capacity as that Benz and watch it perform too.. Not comparing an E class with corolla or 4 cyl camry

Ok fine, do we have any 2001 camry with v8 engine .

and please, don't compare 2003 camry v6 with a w210 V8 AMG. they don't match.

timifakay:
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Property of the Nigerian Army.
Cc: Uncle EgunMogaji.

Working examples of this are many in ikom used by cocoa farmers.

After topping he speedometer, this driver calmed down to 200kph Iyaf die

But this crazy really, 130kph at 2500rpm. I trust my toyotas to be screaming and stalling at that speed

mayor2013:
What BMW is this

A BMW e30. Planning on a restoration

Bump

tosyne2much:
[i] I'm coming back

Till you come boss

BUHARIISCURSED:
So where is the revenge as you no FVCK am, toto na toto but all get unique taste

Go blow the gal and come and edit this rubbish you wrote, karma is still waiting to be served you only did kar go and add ma

She wasn't worth it baba. No be everybody dey trick to fvck, girls beg for that s**t if you come correct

Yeah, we all know karma is a b***h but sometimes we like to handle shit ourselves.

I'll shoot first. There was this lady I tried running her package sometime ago. Slightly endowed behind but face was just there. She was kind of quiet too. She worked a small a detailed at shoprite (that wasn't where i met her though but I need to state it).

Long story short this girl showed me fire. I wasn't a sucker at this game but this girl was trying to play with my senses. She has a boyfriend, she'll take me as a friend bla bla.She can't date me but wanted to spend my money. Talk of friendzoning.

The final straw came after she repeated this deed a third time. We planned on hanging out that evening and after driving over 30km from my place to pick her at work, she hops in and say she she's tired, I should drive her home. Her home was just about 2km away from Shoprite. I was mad and I didn't call again but my mind wanted revenge.

*who the hell does she think she's is anyway

So about 3 weeks later, I called up a friend, big massively endowed and curvy girl who wanted something serious but I wasn't down. We hooked up and went shopping, where else If not shoprite.

All eyes were on usher. We packed the trolley full and madam was all over me. Lol. I saved the Personal healthcare aisle for last. Didn't take long before I sighted the ugly biatch, walking up and down and sweating and dancing like popcorn in frying pan.

I looked in her general direction but I acted like I didn't see her. I only looked over her head like Shebs no dey dere. I could see defeat in her eyes.

We checked out and that was it.

Share your stories guys?

perrezy:
Who else go the interview invitation by DPR, those that still has their page opening can login
Announcement!!!
DPR has sent Invitations for Interview to Successful applicants. Log onto Ur portal via *recruitment.dpr.gov.ng* to check if U are invited. Good luck!
Let's talk on possible way we can assist ourselves

When did you get the invite?

sinebaba:
Available

Swap possible with Macbook air 2015?

I'm in dire need if a BMW mech in Ib. The one I know is not really serious and is into several other makes. I'm looking for a good mech that has only BMWs in his shop and not an idle type.

Recommendations will be highly appreciated.

nurey:
I can't bet my balls this thread will make front page

In that case, I'll have to book a space but I doubt it

O ga o

Moet has swag but beauty and figure wise, its a no-no

tafat:
Ability to save someone's status just as u can save a dp

Why? Thats why its a status. If I want you to save my pictures, I'll use it as my profile picture.

Shagati:
Picked up wheels and tyres from Alloy's shop.

Went with previously communicated sizes.

New to me Michelin run flats

245/45 R19 front
275/40 R19 rear

Rim 19?? That's awesome

See how carbon fiber scatter for the body, Jesus Christ, I think I'm in love.

I will like to know the final price you sell this gadget, really cos the posts above will sound very funny to me soon.

anytexy:
None that I know. Is not deadly. Is just a senior brother of chicken pox. Chicken pox doesn't kill.

Take that back ,chicken pox kills!

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=2&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwicnrLcipvXAhWDfhoKHaPdAXMQFggrMAE&url=https%3A%2F%2Fblogs.wsj.com%2Fhealth%2F2011%2F07%2F25%2Fhow-does-chickenpox-kill%2F&usg=AOvVaw1v92CtnpqPwDXnnWxMrcKp

Shagati:
Wheels it IS!
Give any guy (touch wood) a set of wheels, wheel spanner and jack (don't dare forget boulders with which to 'shock' the vehicle or you will end up going to collect your car from inside the canal where it has rolled into ) and he will install/swap out your set of wheels. No specialist experience required (touch wood again!)

Inception, contact me for your N1k recharge card.

Boss, I'm following oh. PLEEEEASE I would like to get those BBS wheels follow come wheels you're removing. I'm about starting an e30 restoration. Procurement still in process. Thanks and I hope I'm not too late

Judejibs:
Neatly used(Like New) Iphone 5S for sale. Selling cos of mouthpiece and finger sensor issue. Interested chat 08122649744

Location?

That girl thinks retweet is naira. She's asking for #10k actually

konji na bastard.

That thing unzipped the trouser and came out itself

My advice: after getting cheap accomodation he should go into a business with minimal capital investment (investments like store rent, machines that will not yield immediate profit) and more of commerce (buying and selling). Theres a lot of risk in starting form the ground up so he should buy and sell. That way he can quickly liquefy his capital when needed and diversify into other profitable opportunities that spring up.

My advice: after getting cheap accomodation he should go into a business with minimal capital investment (investments like store rent, machines that will not yield immediate profit) and more of commerce (buying and selling). Theres a lot of risk in starting form the ground up so he should buy and sell. That way he can quickly liquefy his capital when needed and diversify into other profitable opportunities that spring up

Still looking for the bowl pls

Amen sombori

Interesting

jendor123:
What quantity do u need it. I am into plastic

Drop your contact pls

Why are these guys spoiling our name like this. Before long, being a Nigerian on the global scene will be worse than being black. (Racism perspective)