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Business › Re: 10 Categories Of People That Will Regret Their Lives When MMM Crashes by lakesider2006(m): 6:29am On Nov 23, 2016
WORDS ON MARBLE - The Monkey Money Madness! (MMM)

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced that he would buy monkeys for N100 each. The villagers seeing that there were so many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.

The man bought thousands at N100 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their efforts. He further announced that he would now buy at N200. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished and people started going back to their farms. The offer rate increased to N250 but the supply of monkeys became so little that it took much effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch one.

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at N500! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf.

In the absence of the man, his assistant told the villagers: ''Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that my OGA has bought from you, I will sell them to you at N350 and when my OGA returns from the city, you can sell it to him at N500''.

The villagers squeezed out all their HARD EARNED savings and bought all the monkeys. The most greedy ones among them even sold their lands to purchase many MONKEYS, hoping to make a huge profit without labor.

Then...

They never saw the man or his assistant. Only monkeys everywhere!

Welcome to #MMM.The world of Monkeys![/quote]I have copied this ur post ooo bro very educating and gonna post on my wall on Facebook. some of my friend are clamouring for this scam mmm
Properties › Re: Understanding Land Sizes And Measurement by lakesider2006(m): 9:25am On Jul 18, 2016
EternalBeing:
The Earth is the LORD's and the fulness their in... Ti OLUWA ni Ile...
Go and say dat to them at Lekki. Then u Will know dat devils had some portions of land! U will be welcome with guns and juju.
Crime › Re: Man Beats Teenager To Death In Oyo Over Attempted Defilement Of Daughter (pic) by lakesider2006(m): 7:42pm On May 23, 2016
ayusco85:
End time Sexual urge.
Who sex epp?
me ofcourse i won jackpot for having sex, lol
Properties › Re: Calculating The Numbers Of Blocks You Need For Your Fence by lakesider2006(m): 8:34am On Apr 28, 2016
whirlwind7:
One Bag of cement for 70 blocks is not quarante! It depends on how the owner want it job to be done. But if prefere solid jobs, 50 blocks is ok for 1 bag
You are right. I was about to make this comment too.
I have fenced some of my projects, and I keep getting arbitrary quotes.
It occurred to me, there should be a standard way of calculating the amount of materials required.

I am going to make a copy of this, print and laminate it! cheesy
Some of the masons I hired love to argue. They will tell you that the job doesn't get done by simple arithmetic.
Well, the truth is, simple arithmetic/calculation/estimation is the bedrock of building and other forms of technology.

A thousand thanks for this posts!
Politics › Re: Baba The Drummer:OBJ Shows Off His 'Drummer's' Skill As He Receives AFRIMA(pics) by lakesider2006(m): 7:45pm On Mar 27, 2016
Godswillnwaoma:
Nigerians celebrating past leaders who ruined and sucks this country dry.
End time obj.

Nonsense.
THUNDER FIRE UR MOUTH, IF NOT FOR BABA U 4 GET PHONE TALKESS OF BROWSING !
Travel › Re: Checkout The Aerial View Of Lagos Island During The Day And Night (photos) by lakesider2006(m): 10:43pm On Mar 26, 2016
fiftynaira:
Eko ni baje
Hope I got that right?
NOT AT ALL. EKO ONI BAJE IS THE RIGHT ONE!
Politics › Re: Abimbola Fashola Hosts Christmas Party For Children Living With Disabilities by lakesider2006(m): 7:29am On Dec 27, 2015
Jakpon:
Just look at them, wasting the money that we Igbos used to develop Lagos. Fashola and his wife knows that we Igbos own 90% of Lagos because Lagos is no mans land.
NA GOD GO PUNISH U 4 SAYING DAT! WHILE U NO GO DEVELOP UR PAPA HOUSE 1ST?
Politics › Re: Abimbola Fashola Hosts Christmas Party For Children Living With Disabilities by lakesider2006(m): 7:28am On Dec 27, 2015
Jakpon:
Just look at them, wasting the money that we Igbos used to develop Lagos. Fashola and his wife knows that we Igbos own 90% of Lagos because Lagos is no mans land.
NA GOD GO PUNISH U SAYING DAT! WHILE U NO GO DEVELOP UR PAPA HOUSE 1ST?
Politics › Re: Oshiomhole Is The Biggest Thief In Benin City, Says Lucky Igbinedion by lakesider2006(m): 7:02pm On Nov 15, 2015
SEND ME UR NUMBER, IF U CAN WORK WITH CONSTRUTION FIRM. MINE IS 08104634432, THX
Business › Re: No legal basis for NAFDAC’s N1bn fine –Guinness by lakesider2006(m): 9:21am On Nov 14, 2015
kingzx0:
Govt regulatory bodies forming busy body this period; first it was MTN, now Guinness. Who's next?
ME OFCORSE!
Crime › Re: Man Kills Bricklayer For Sleeping With His Wife by lakesider2006(m): 11:01am On Oct 15, 2015
sigiyaya:
Is the bricklayer a YORUBA man?
U NO SABI READ SIMPLE ENGLISH ABI?
Jokes Etc › Re: If Animals And Insects Were On Facebook by lakesider2006(m): 7:10am On Oct 22, 2013
Nice one
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Wrong To Preach In A Public Transport? by lakesider2006(m): 10:28am On Sep 26, 2013
who told u dat! Christianity established in Ibadan than any state in Nigeria.
princemolak: lwkmd
Romance › Re: How Can You Tell If Your Boy Friend Is Gay Or Heterosexual? by lakesider2006(m): 9:48pm On Aug 28, 2013
What is so special abt footbal? Wasting of one's precious time. I hate it wt passion!
Politics › Re: Policeman Kills Bus Driver For Brushing Patrol Van by lakesider2006(m): 10:48pm On Aug 16, 2013
Are u afraid of useles police men! Animal
fankasibe: pls keep ur voice down, ur statement might get them more furious.
Crime › Re: NDLEA Arrests A Bricklayer For Cocaine Smuggling by lakesider2006(m): 9:46pm On Aug 11, 2013
Is HE not a human being or what do U mean by dat? Or becaused he is a briclayer! Na u sabi [quote author=since_1914]It still amazes me how people like this get issued with travel visas.[/quote]
Crime › Re: Man Abducts Son, Beats Lover's Boyfriend To Death by lakesider2006(m): 5:50pm On Aug 02, 2013
B4 n ko?
ifedun2: Police!Why did they not arrest Sunday when they visited the crime scene?Yeye man-marry her,he said no;allow her to move on,he refused.Chai!This caraba girl don suffer o.
Jokes Etc › Re: Fifa To Organise International Friendly Between Al Qaeda Fc &boko Haram Stars by lakesider2006(m): 12:24pm On Aug 01, 2013
I hope to se.u there watching d match live?
Technology Market › What Plan Would I Be On Etisalat? by lakesider2006(op): 12:00pm On Aug 01, 2013
I bought an etisalat modem and I can browse an hour after I loaded 1k. Pls can someone help me pls!!
Politics › Re: Details Of Ruling That Set Free Al-mustapha by lakesider2006(m): 11:48am On Jul 15, 2013
If this man even know anything about this woman death. What he has passed through for the last 15yrs is enough for him. Pls let's be considerate!
Web Market › Re: I Don Tire! I Wan Sale Am by lakesider2006(m): 8:17pm On Jul 07, 2013
For 1000k author=lakesider_2006]4 how much?[/quote]
Computers › I Need Help Pls!!! by lakesider2006(op): 7:59pm On Jul 07, 2013
I bought an etisalat modem last week and I recharged
€1000 on it. And it didn't last an hour. Now I loaded another €1000 and I could not browse up to 30mins it! Pls what we I do about this. Thanks
Adverts › Re: Turn #1,500 In To 100k + Monthly by lakesider2006(m): 11:35pm On Jun 19, 2013
Lakesider_2006@yahoo.ca
Web Market › Re: I Don Tire! I Wan Sale Am by lakesider2006(m): 9:04am On Jun 09, 2013
4 how much?
Jokes Etc › Re: God Is Watchin' U... by lakesider2006(m): 1:38pm On Jun 08, 2013
No be only boot alone they also wear cap lol
Jokes Etc › Re: Definition Of Wahala! by lakesider2006(m): 4:19pm On May 28, 2013
Very interesting one lol!!!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Documentary About IBADAN GIRLS by lakesider2006(m): 10:03am On May 02, 2013
I hope ur mama no come from ibadan? For you to grab all this dat u are related 2 ibadan girl. Abi u are mesiogo girl, lol
Romance › Re: Using CCTV Because Of Infidelity, Is It Right? by lakesider2006(m): 9:19pm On Mar 28, 2013
U should better stop working by hiding urself under the roof or u pluck one of eyes instead of the camera! If u die I believe ur spirit would be parading ur neigbourwood if ur is wife is still active after ur demised! Na wa 4 men oooooo

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