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Romance / Re: Bride Stands On A Bench While Dancing With Tall Groom On Their Wedding (Video) by lalax(m): 7:00pm On Dec 05, 2023
Wa onye Aniocha.
Car Talk / Re: Pls What Kind Of Business Can I Do With This Type Of Car by lalax(m): 10:44pm On Nov 17, 2023
Bring am come asaba ... register for any building material market and start smiling to bank everyday...

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Politics / Re: Any Policeman Who Extorts Nigerians Is An Armed Robber – Force PRO by lalax(m): 6:53pm On Oct 14, 2023
U wey talk dis nonsense is not exempted.... like say u no know say most of ur men b thieves...
Abegi.
TV/Movies / Re: Willy Willy: Nigeria's First Most Popular Horror Movie (Throwback) by lalax(m): 3:29pm On Aug 17, 2023
Akrika the wicked man....
Health / Re: Please Help! What Should I Apply On My Torn Anus! This Hurts! by lalax(m): 8:23pm On Aug 10, 2023
My dear you are suffering from very serious jedijedi... just drink anything very bitter.. when it happened to me a friend recommended origin bitters and after a vew days i was ok.
Education / Re: The Message University Of Liverpool Issued To Students Masturbating In Toilets by lalax(m): 10:59am On Aug 04, 2023
Leave the toilet dirty for a week and the masturbation problem will stop... Na because the toilet neat na him make dem dey run the level for toilet...imagine u go naija public toilet say u want to masturbate....

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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Scores Second Straight Brace For Inter Miami by lalax(m): 10:24am On Aug 03, 2023
They use to say 'He can't do all he did in Barca in a small club' .. Now he didn't only go to a small club, but a small club languishing at the bottom of the MLS...
Man is already breathing life into the club.. and the players now believe...
Messi is the LIGHT of football.

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Food / Re: Food: Whose Place Would You Visit? by lalax(m): 11:26pm On Jul 26, 2023
Spouse dey show herself... which one come be rice inside pineapple again... shrimp she no peel the scale... who even send her sea food self...
Instead wey she go Prepare better thick efusi soup with plenty dried fish and okporoko, come dice kpomo small small and goat meat + hot fufu.. come keep one bottle of cold LIFE BEER for one side.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Inmates Hold Guards Hostage In Ecuador’s Five Prisons by lalax(m): 3:25pm On Jul 25, 2023
Wahala
Politics / Re: Marketers Push For Petrol Price Hike Amid Deregulation by lalax(m): 2:37pm On Jul 24, 2023
When u have a President dat has kept mute concerning d fixing of the nations refineries.
Even d deceit of d century.. commissiong of d Dangote refinery by Buhari tells u d country is a Scam.
Like i said in a post some days back... #1,000/Ltr before December.
Politics / Re: House Of Reps halts motion seeking to stop Fuel Price Hike by lalax(m): 5:59pm On Jul 19, 2023
They want us to get sense small.

Kukutenla:
I really don't know what the opposition is waiting for to start a protest on the state of the economy.
Are the scared or they are actually in agreement with the ruling party concerning the direction the economy is facing
Politics / Re: Oyedele, Chair Of Presidential Tax Reform Committee, Resigns From PwC by lalax(m): 2:08pm On Jul 19, 2023
Oga 1 month appointment in a government parastatal is enough.... U gerrit😎

AustineE1:
I just hope he is not making a mistake of a life time,just what if this flawed election that brought in Tinubu is nullified in the court and a 'new sheriff comes to town',he is sure going to lose both jobs.
Politics / Re: Oyedele, Chair Of Presidential Tax Reform Committee, Resigns From PwC by lalax(m): 2:07pm On Jul 19, 2023
Oga 1 month appointment in a government parastatal is enough.... U gerrit😎

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Politics / Re: Oyedele, Chair Of Presidential Tax Reform Committee, Resigns From PwC by lalax(m): 2:06pm On Jul 19, 2023
AustineE1:
I just hope he is not making a mistake of a life time,just what if this flawed election that brought in Tinubu is nullified in the court and a 'new sheriff comes to town',he is sure going to lose both jobs.
Politics / Re: Oyedele, Chair Of Presidential Tax Reform Committee, Resigns From PwC by lalax(m): 2:05pm On Jul 19, 2023
Oga 1 month appointment in a government parastatal is enough.... U gerrit😎

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Politics / Re: Petrol Sells For ₦‎700 Per Liter In Kwara by lalax(m): 1:45pm On Jul 19, 2023
#1,000/Ltr is the target before December.

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Business / Re: WEMA Bank: Your Naira Card Is Now Your Global Passport! by lalax(m): 9:15am On Jul 17, 2023
Good
Health / Re: Please How Can I Handle This Infection by lalax(m): 8:59pm On Mar 03, 2023
Walk into any pharmacy and tell dem to give Augmentin... it should be around 7k or more now.
Sports / Re: Morocco Vs Portugal: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022. (1 - 0) On 10th December 2022 by lalax(m): 7:26pm On Dec 10, 2022
One don go house... d other one still dey game.
Politics / Re: Cracks In APC Deepen As Moves Against Adamu Thicken by lalax(m): 8:07am On Oct 03, 2022
“As of now, Tinubu is not around.

Baba built lagos but always going abroad for medical check up
..so baba didn't build any standard hospital in lagos
Politics / Re: Tinubu Sleeps Off At Gombe Emir’s Palace During Meeting (Photos, Video) by lalax(m): 7:08am On Sep 19, 2022
But u get time dey answer pple person wey no get sense... "Jet let abuja to sokoto... and Occupant knew he has a meeting with traditional rulers and party chieftains.... only for him to sleep off during meeting becos he made an hour or let say becos of d ride from airport to venue 3 hour journey...
Oga I bet u dis country go sleep tire if power enter dis man hand...
All those people u see around Tinubu just want to cash out from him..


Mindlog:


I guess it takes days to fly from the "South" to Sokoto? cheesy
Politics / Re: NAVMC Mass Production Of The ATV (Pictures) by lalax(m): 6:50am On Sep 03, 2022
Good

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Celebrities / Re: Rapper, Ice Prince Arrested For Abducting And Assaulting A Police Officer by lalax(m): 10:05am On Sep 02, 2022
Notin dey surprise me again for dis country... "abduct and assault"
So all d people wey ur men don abduct, assault and killed dem no b human being...
Abegi make I hear word.
Politics / Re: Only Zombies Are Obedient – Femi Kuti by lalax(m): 3:21pm On Aug 12, 2022
Reason why he couldn't continue where his father stopped...
Imagine d goat writing nonsense from d USA. ... Person wey don japa
Crime / Re: Man Beats Pregnant Wife To Death In Delta by lalax(m): 5:10pm On Aug 06, 2022
Yeye man... me dat will quietly enter kitchen prepare better pepper rice with smoked fish come arrange cold Pepsi use am push am down...
Any man wey take becos of woman go jail no just ready at all...
Learn how to cook dem say na woman work... now woman work don send u go jail...
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Caught Lying On TV Again - PM News by lalax(m): 2:35pm On Aug 05, 2022
Me and my family like d lie...
Peter/ Yusuf..2023
Politics / Re: ‘We Were Locked In The Church For Over 20 Mins’ - Priest Speaks On Ondo Attack by lalax(m): 6:39pm On Jun 05, 2022
So nobody can tell us if d perpetrators are igbo, Yoruba or Hausa... and how dey moved into d town with guns and nobody saw dem.. and how did dey leave d environment after carrying out d act..
Plenty questions needing plenty answers..
D pple need to know.
Romance / Re: Girls Choose Your Body Shape & Boys Choose The Body Shape You Like (pic) by lalax(m): 11:37pm On May 23, 2022
D,H and K
Dat gap between those legs is da bomb...

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Crime / Re: Brooklyn Subway Shooting Suspect Has Been Arrested And Faces Charges (Pictures) by lalax(m): 7:26am On Apr 14, 2022
"A worker named Zack was reportedly looking at surveillance cameras in his shop when he claimed to see James on the screen and quickly call the police, according to local reports"....

If na Naija even wen d culprit live among us and even law enforcement agents, no body dey even recognise anybody...

Na why my friends in yankee go always say we Africans no dey see anytin even wen we open eye dey look, we see Notin.....

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Crime / Re: Bandit Forced To Bring Out Guns From Hiding Place. Photos And Video by lalax(m): 12:17pm On Apr 13, 2022
Instead wey him for dash d bastard on 'groundnut' and move to anoda important matter....
Business / Re: Alex Ekwueme & Olasubomi Balogun Story: Nobody Knows Tomorrow (Pictures) by lalax(m): 9:51am On Apr 01, 2022
D hatred started when history as a subject was no longer taught in schools... and nowadays kids whose parents lost control over dem refuse to learn from their seniors are bin used by politicians to create d divide...
If you check inter-tribal marriages in nigeria u will discover it more of yoruba-ibo marriages than any other combination....





tayo60:
Igbos and Yorubas of then loved each other but reverse is the case now. But where did the hatred come from?

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Culture / Re: The Olowu Of Owu Kingdom: The Final 7 Contestants In Pictures by lalax(m): 1:38am On Apr 01, 2022
gods dis days dey collect bribe.. na y dem turn d stuff now to "gulder ultimate search" grin grin



yuzjet:
Installing a new king now required some kind of competition where candidates contest against each other.

Thought it's by consulting the gods of the land?

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