When u have illiterates in govt...
Na so d country go dey go front and back...
Onyibo pple go dey laugh us now... Person wey talk say naija na joke no just lie ...

We never serious one day 4 dis country...
Govt just dey play us like table tennis ball... yeaterday bandits attack train today military kill terrorist...
Military always killing terrorists a day after dem don attack...

U wey 'phock 2 sweet' dey beg for money to buy food eat...
Oga go find toto phock make e sweet u den make u drink like 3 sachets of pure water u go belleful..

Phock2sweet:
please if anyone have any amount to help me buy
something to eat I ll really appreciate I beg the hunger is
unbelievable for me life of a student is tough and if you
have job too I don't mind please I beg 3074133876 first bank

Good one

Great

Buhari meet Antony Joshua... Joshua collect badly...

Buhari call Super Eagles... dem collect for Tunisia hand....

Buhari visit Lagos...Lagos bridge don dey burn..wicked of d "wickedest" go-slow loading in Lagos

My guy don dey yellow... na so Micheal Jackson take start....

Mikel...

OP want to confuse us spiritually with dis write-up ... but spiritually me i no gree get confused.

E don dey clear...

When dem want to steal na him u go dey hear subsidized.... una go soon subsidize our life one day... useless pple

Ok

When i talk am say all dis set of muslim wey dey get black dot for forehead no b true muslim...
Imagine u wey pray to d point of having black spot on your forehead same u still dey run drugs and scam at d same time....
Truely no b to call God be say u b religious...

Ok

Fake news... it is peaceful here in the north....
Sai baba
Buhari till eternity.

Bafarawa is a lier... nothing happened in sokoto.
Sai baba till 2023.

Number 67 on d list is a Zambian.

Ryda:
Nigeria to the world

First and only African on the list.
She's definitely doing well

No mind dem... na president dem dey fight for ..incase him health go fail am dis period wey d ban dey in place...

Xscape1993:
Develop your country like UK too. Always condemning one thing or the other.

She will sign d document immediately.... she is bin waiting for d divorce just dat she want it to come from her husband...hence all d silly game she's bin playing with d man's heart.....

Bonesbreaker:
go and print fake divorce paper drop it for her to see give her two days to make up her mind on the way forward and watch the drama, remember when you give her that fake divorce do not sleep in the house make arrangement with ur friend or hotel to sleep over that night, ignore her food do not give her attention and watch the drama display she will come back on her sense

U even get time dey answer dem... pple wey start to watch ball yesterday.

paulolee:

face the message n ignore the messenger but since u want talk, let me skul u..
pep is the most successful coach in EPL in d last decade...
a coach dt is running monopoly in epl, broke records, have best win ratio n av won 8 trophies in jus 5 seasons including 3 EPL in the so called most difficult league in Europe n u still asking him to move to a small club to prove to u dt he is d best even after he won in spain, Germany n now in the hard EPL....
fergie Is called d greatest EPL coach ever bt i never saw him move to other big or small club in Europe, he stayed all his life in England...
d way una de reason eeh...

Na u get time dey answer dis olodo.person wey yahoo boys go use him "Funds survive"..

Iceman2017:
Scammers

Did you apply or fill any form?
How did they manage to pick you as one of the lucky oersons.?

These and more are the questions you suppose to ask yourself.

Scammers develop so many tactics.

I just can't fathom how this generation think. Somebody will just sit down and be planning on how to defraud people.
Looking for means to take away people hard earn money without remorse.

We should stop waiting for karma to deal with these guys rather we need to burn them alive.

All their efforts and sacrifices are on how to make others lose what they suffered for. And the way young boys are into this. I pity our future generation.

Someone even say messi na Ayé...

Dagger111:
Bleep Penaldo's fans. Una go wail tire.


Enh.... waati ma gbo. Leo Messi. Now has Ronaldo No 7 shirt as his list of Ballon D' or. CR7 fans will all be in hiding now, I am so sure. ��

Ok

Many pple on nairaland no know say d country "nigeria" don die since.... na him wife just dey now and she no well like dis...

Person mama die...him bury am wit 'gbola'...una carry d mata for head.

All dis na why d black man get strong mind... "everything no mean anything" to us again after all dis experiences.

Great

And me too.....

Rydermaverick:

With me abeg..I support that gal comment..

No wahala

Na people wey carry am dey find am.... Dis is naija.