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Gaming › Re: Football Manager 2022 PC Official Thread by lamarrj(m): 10:03pm On Oct 21, 2021

Yes!!!

Game On.

timidapsin:
FM22 BETA WILL BE OUT TONIGHT

UPDATE: Miles confirmed the Beta is coming tonight right after 8pm UK time!!

https://fmshots.com/images/2021/10/21/247125960_431024461711002_5958529987099313055_n4af83b1ff76f6e65.jpg

Let the journey begin

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Jobs/Vacancies › Writer Needed! by lamarrj(op): 3:25pm On Aug 16, 2018*

Closed

Poems For Review › Re: Mother Asaya; A Poem by lamarrj(op): 11:21pm On Mar 17, 2018

Saintabdul:
there is to much waste of words, style of writing not clear.....but good stuff

How can we fix this and make it work?

Politics › Re: Oladuah Equiano: Twisted History By Igbos by lamarrj(m): 2:50pm On Oct 16, 2017

So much tribal bigotry here on NL. We need to end this, it's not cool.

Celebrities › Re: Rapper Jay Z Slams US President, Donald Trump – "His Administration Is A Joke" by lamarrj(m): 1:48pm On Sep 23, 2017

RomeSankara:
Jay Z With his big ugly nose..He is just jealous Trump has a star on the Hollywood Walk of fame and he doesn't..All these Trump hater will die of shame because Trump will continue to surpass them in all standards of achievement and fulfillment

Are you serious? You're a joke as well. Damn!

Celebrities › Re: D'banj Blasts A Follower Who Advised Him To Quit Music by lamarrj(m): 10:55am On Aug 31, 2017

seunO4:
You don't have to reply all critics

And why shouldn't he reply this?

Sports › Re: 5 Reasons Why Nigeria Must Win Against Cameroon by lamarrj(m): 1:23pm On Aug 29, 2017

[quote author=homeboy205 post=59932247]Reason why we won't win,

1) There is nothing about home advaNtage it's nothing but a noise from the spectators but can the noise make mikel play like Messi or Ronald ? Well we nor sabi play and we nor get team.

2) Every foreign teams they can beat Nigeria anywhere

3) Both our confidence is down to -0 but wait se Cameroon self come fry beans ni ? En Drogba go use us shine for this kind team wey we get.

4) We are gaint of Africa by mouth imagine, these people coming to play us knows about our crumble economy, imagine the whole world knew Mikel singlehanded saved a whole Nigerian team while they got stranded abroad.

5) Improvement of FIFA ranking Is not possible here because we don't have the team

You have no point guy!

Business › Re: Get Free Ten(10) E-books To Help Your Business Grow by lamarrj(m): 10:23pm On Aug 18, 2017

Codedboiokon@gmail.com grin

Business › Re: I Want To Sell This Hot Domain Names To A Lucky Buyer by lamarrj(m): 9:31pm On Aug 18, 2017

How much?

Education › Re: 9 Bizzare Sentences That Are Perfectly Accurate by lamarrj(m): 9:38pm On Aug 16, 2017

Crazy! Really crazy.

Education › Re: Where Can I Download Nigerian Literature Online? URGENT!!! by lamarrj(m): 9:00pm On Aug 12, 2017

What's your mail address? I can send the pdfs to you.
Ayamlaykorn

Sire, kindly send soft copies to me too.
lordbusayo94@gmail.com

Thank you.

Poems For Review › Mother Asaya; A Poem by lamarrj(op): 1:49am On Aug 09, 2017

MOTHER ASAYA

BEFORE YOU, mother Asaya*,
In Khaki I stand;
Before your bushy presence,
A prodigal
Feeding on yam and bean,
Lost in your Parade
Under your scorching sun I wait
In my jungleboots,
Soldiers for the march
At commands of scod 1 and 2
out of his lungs commandant cries;
Remove head dress and salute.

Mummy's angels at the beginning.
SAED, CDS and book of life, ringing in my head
Foreshadow the long awaited service that is dreamed of
Oga Biggler and his melodies, singing "alaweeee"
foreshadows the money that is dreamed of
First, 1 thousand 5 hunid, second, 1 thousand
And almighty 19,8
A story, to tell
Talking of dreams? I saw him, who?
The Camp Commandant, where?
In my dreams as he promised
Rain and sun for a single combat;
On one leg standing screaming attention by number!
Scold 1! 1!!
In silence on the parade
The coterie of goats at the center

SILENT FACES at the pavilion
Festivity with medical cards
Faces of OBS "them" chilling with a particular sonorous voice
Echoing, "all currh members should move to the parade ground"
We like column of ants marching, Oga Dahiru and his never ending
"This squad! Whu retires aaabout turn"
Or Behind my hostel, the shot puts like it were olympics
into the fresh garden, what a greenland!
Parade commander yelling, Abdullai! Simon!, Garuba!
Or heyit! And calls Arowolo Issa lie!
Talk about Mami, oh Maammi!
Where we all meet, GTB charge your fone, Minaj is here!
Festivity at bubbling spot, down down Mami,
Oh WAZOBIA at the knob of the Maami
Hear us at down south where we chill with Pammi
Where the players of snooker like to meet
While we hear suddenly "wheeeew!"
Ohh! The Bugler again!
If you're walking you're wrong,
Goddamnit! I curse under my breath
Have not even had a first base of my indomie
relax old soldier-woman, dark skin and funny accent makes me
Crush
Strains of rushed noodles settles on my white, because of soldier woman
Bowl of the tuwo stuck in that pot with some sluggy soup
For we are eating and shot putting, no wahala!
Among the whistle blowers at 2am deadline day
Taking our revenge on the camp commandant
Turns out to be a disaster, Asaya!
Punishes me with serving in a school 5 hours from camp
For I will be back and mention this
Mention the snakes that terrorized garden Asaya
Mention how Adoza 'white lion' Bello was too busy
Mention the rocks that protects Kogi
Mention that Nigeria is lazy because she wakes by 6.

Sports › Re: Manchester United Fans Whatapp Group by lamarrj(m): 10:11pm On Aug 02, 2017

08053436321 please add up, let begin the season. Hehe #GGMU

Nairaland General › Re: Introverts, Share Your Challenges Here by lamarrj(m): 8:39pm On Jul 21, 2017

MobileGees:
On average, 75 year old has spent 25 years asleep, 5 years eating and 10 Years of doing other miscellaneous things that a total of 40 years wasted either you like it or not.

Most introverts lie to themselves that they find solace in their loneliness which I know it's a big lie which is why most introvert easily gets depressed and are not able to Overcome their emotions, like I said this life is too short to "come and go" and die heart attack due to depression

The funniest parts is when to introverts fall in love with each other, they will just be looking at each other like zombies waiting for who would make the first move. They hardly get a girlfriend even if they do it doesn't last which makes most of them find solace in masturbation, the worst of it all is that most of the female ones will
never reach orgasm, one of the best gift of life.

Even job self them no fit get because most employers will prefer to employ an extroverted person to an introvert which limit their chance of getting a good job.

In a short note, an introverted attitude is a curse which only the brave are able to break free except for deliverance from a pastor

Cc: Cleopatra4
lamarrj
SPEEDEPITOME

You're one of those energy drainers, I don't have all that time to start a defence likewise.

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Nairaland General › Re: Introverts, Share Your Challenges Here by lamarrj(m): 8:37pm On Jul 21, 2017

MobileGees:
How on earth is an introverted life interesting?? Like I said I've lived an introvert life and I don't see anything interesting in it..... Or was I missing something??

Zero interest of fitting in?? or you just can't fit in, please don't make me laugh

Oh really? I can't fit in?? Oh lord Loool, you have no idea. I don't even have all that time to start a defence.

Nairaland General › Re: Introverts, Share Your Challenges Here by lamarrj(m): 1:12pm On Jul 21, 2017

princessayesha:
I am very free while chatting, but once I meet people, I find it hard to even look them in the eyes

The word is TEXTROVERT.

Nairaland General › Re: Introverts, Share Your Challenges Here by lamarrj(m): 12:58pm On Jul 21, 2017

MobileGees:
This life is too short to start living a boring life. You all can't deny the fact that every introverted person had in some point in their lives wanted to be an extrovert.

*Introvert life is boring abeg.*

Advice :Like I said this life is too short to start living a boring introverted life, enjoy the little time you have on earth

Ps:I was once an introvert.

Maybe your introvert life was boring. I have no desire to change my introverted life. I have zero interest in fitting in. Trust me, I enjoy so hard!

Nairaland General › Re: Introverts, Share Your Challenges Here by lamarrj(m): 9:12am On Jul 21, 2017

Lol

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Nairaland General › Re: Introverts, Share Your Challenges Here by lamarrj(m): 8:52am On Jul 21, 2017

Oh dear! I am an introvert and I don't have low-self esteem, I am not shy. People mistake us to be these things. I will perfectly speak if delivering a public speech even more than some extrovert. My alone time is just so precious and would never trade for anything.

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Nairaland General › Re: Introverts, Share Your Challenges Here by lamarrj(m): 2:05pm On Jul 20, 2017

Brown14:
...and introverted girls are ALWAYS pretty and intelligent.

True that!
Do introvert-introvert relationships work?
That will be damn hot!

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Nairaland General › Re: Introverts, Share Your Challenges Here by lamarrj(m): 9:27am On Jul 20, 2017

Well, I don't fear rejection. I try to calculate the situation before I push. But being an introvert, I don't have time for meaningless relationships.

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Christianity Etc › Why Do Christians Say The Wages Of Sin Is Death? by lamarrj(op): 4:06pm On May 21, 2017

The pastor today mentioned that "the wages of sin is death". He was preaching about Jonah and Nineveh story. As a thinking man, I realized that the only thing that is sure in life (rich or poor; religious or not; black or white) is death. So why do christianity attached sin to death? When death is only what's promised and sure in life.

Sports › Re: Has Victor Moses Done Enough To Win The African Footballer Of The Year 2017? by lamarrj(m): 7:31am On May 21, 2017

This is why Moses won't win the Africa best Player. Okay bye.

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by lamarrj(m): 5:05pm On May 20, 2017

bdemix:
Kogi Corper , Join this whatsapp group

Follow this link to join my WhatsApp group: https:///FW7ye6Pv9mZEI0inLXNSxB

Abeg add me, 08053436321. Thanks.

NYSC › Re: 2017 Corpers Posted To Kogi State Let's Meet Here by lamarrj(m): 4:57pm On May 20, 2017

Please add my to the whatsapp group. 08053436321, thanks.

NYSC › Re: 2017 Corpers Posted To Kogi State Let's Meet Here by lamarrj(m): 4:14pm On May 19, 2017

Coming from Lagos. Quite far though.

Sports › Re: ....and He Shall Be Called Sergio "Odeshi" Romero. by lamarrj(m): 10:10am On May 18, 2017

Goal recession grin

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