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Gaming / Re: Football Manager 2022 PC Official Thread by lamarrj(m): 10:03pm On Oct 21, 2021 |
Yes!!! Game On. timidapsin: 1 Like
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Jobs/Vacancies / Writer Needed! by lamarrj(m): 3:25pm On Aug 16, 2018 |
Closed |
Poems For Review / Re: Mother Asaya; A Poem by lamarrj(m): 11:21pm On Mar 17, 2018 |
Saintabdul: How can we fix this and make it work? |
Politics / Re: Oladuah Equiano: Twisted History By Igbos by lamarrj(m): 2:50pm On Oct 16, 2017 |
So much tribal bigotry here on NL. We need to end this, it's not cool. |
Celebrities / Re: Rapper Jay Z Slams US President, Donald Trump – "His Administration Is A Joke" by lamarrj(m): 1:48pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
RomeSankara: Are you serious? You're a joke as well. Damn! |
Celebrities / Re: D'banj Blasts A Follower Who Advised Him To Quit Music by lamarrj(m): 10:55am On Aug 31, 2017 |
seunO4: And why shouldn't he reply this? |
Sports / Re: 5 Reasons Why Nigeria Must Win Against Cameroon by lamarrj(m): 1:23pm On Aug 29, 2017 |
[quote author=homeboy205 post=59932247]Reason why we won't win, 1) There is nothing about home advaNtage it's nothing but a noise from the spectators but can the noise make mikel play like Messi or Ronald ? Well we nor sabi play and we nor get team. 2) Every foreign teams they can beat Nigeria anywhere 3) Both our confidence is down to -0 but wait se Cameroon self come fry beans ni ? En Drogba go use us shine for this kind team wey we get. 4) We are gaint of Africa by mouth imagine, these people coming to play us knows about our crumble economy, imagine the whole world knew Mikel singlehanded saved a whole Nigerian team while they got stranded abroad. 5) Improvement of FIFA ranking Is not possible here because we don't have the team You have no point guy! |
Business / Re: Get Free Ten(10) E-books To Help Your Business Grow by lamarrj(m): 10:23pm On Aug 18, 2017 |
Codedboiokon@gmail.com |
Business / Re: I Want To Sell This Hot Domain Names To A Lucky Buyer by lamarrj(m): 9:31pm On Aug 18, 2017 |
How much? |
Education / Re: 9 Bizzare Sentences That Are Perfectly Accurate by lamarrj(m): 9:38pm On Aug 16, 2017 |
Crazy! Really crazy. |
Education / Re: Where Can I Download Nigerian Literature Online? URGENT!!! by lamarrj(m): 9:00pm On Aug 12, 2017 |
Sire, kindly send soft copies to me too. lordbusayo94@gmail.com Thank you. |
Poems For Review / Mother Asaya; A Poem by lamarrj(m): 1:49am On Aug 09, 2017 |
MOTHER ASAYA BEFORE YOU, mother Asaya*, In Khaki I stand; Before your bushy presence, A prodigal Feeding on yam and bean, Lost in your Parade Under your scorching sun I wait In my jungleboots, Soldiers for the march At commands of scod 1 and 2 out of his lungs commandant cries; Remove head dress and salute. Mummy's angels at the beginning. SAED, CDS and book of life, ringing in my head Foreshadow the long awaited service that is dreamed of Oga Biggler and his melodies, singing "alaweeee" foreshadows the money that is dreamed of First, 1 thousand 5 hunid, second, 1 thousand And almighty 19,8 A story, to tell Talking of dreams? I saw him, who? The Camp Commandant, where? In my dreams as he promised Rain and sun for a single combat; On one leg standing screaming attention by number! Scold 1! 1!! In silence on the parade The coterie of goats at the center SILENT FACES at the pavilion Festivity with medical cards Faces of OBS "them" chilling with a particular sonorous voice Echoing, "all currh members should move to the parade ground" We like column of ants marching, Oga Dahiru and his never ending "This squad! Whu retires aaabout turn" Or Behind my hostel, the shot puts like it were olympics into the fresh garden, what a greenland! Parade commander yelling, Abdullai! Simon!, Garuba! Or heyit! And calls Arowolo Issa lie! Talk about Mami, oh Maammi! Where we all meet, GTB charge your fone, Minaj is here! Festivity at bubbling spot, down down Mami, Oh WAZOBIA at the knob of the Maami Hear us at down south where we chill with Pammi Where the players of snooker like to meet While we hear suddenly "wheeeew!" Ohh! The Bugler again! If you're walking you're wrong, Goddamnit! I curse under my breath Have not even had a first base of my indomie relax old soldier-woman, dark skin and funny accent makes me Crush Strains of rushed noodles settles on my white, because of soldier woman Bowl of the tuwo stuck in that pot with some sluggy soup For we are eating and shot putting, no wahala! Among the whistle blowers at 2am deadline day Taking our revenge on the camp commandant Turns out to be a disaster, Asaya! Punishes me with serving in a school 5 hours from camp For I will be back and mention this Mention the snakes that terrorized garden Asaya Mention how Adoza 'white lion' Bello was too busy Mention the rocks that protects Kogi Mention that Nigeria is lazy because she wakes by 6. |
Sports / Re: Manchester United Fans Whatapp Group by lamarrj(m): 10:11pm On Aug 02, 2017 |
08053436321 please add up, let begin the season. Hehe #GGMU |
Nairaland / General / Re: Introverts, Share Your Challenges Here by lamarrj(m): 8:39pm On Jul 21, 2017 |
MobileGees: You're one of those energy drainers, I don't have all that time to start a defence likewise. 1 Like |
Nairaland / General / Re: Introverts, Share Your Challenges Here by lamarrj(m): 8:37pm On Jul 21, 2017 |
MobileGees: Oh really? I can't fit in?? Oh lord Loool, you have no idea. I don't even have all that time to start a defence. |
Nairaland / General / Re: Introverts, Share Your Challenges Here by lamarrj(m): 1:12pm On Jul 21, 2017 |
princessayesha: The word is TEXTROVERT. |
Nairaland / General / Re: Introverts, Share Your Challenges Here by lamarrj(m): 12:58pm On Jul 21, 2017 |
MobileGees: Maybe your introvert life was boring. I have no desire to change my introverted life. I have zero interest in fitting in. Trust me, I enjoy so hard! |
Nairaland / General / Re: Introverts, Share Your Challenges Here by lamarrj(m): 9:12am On Jul 21, 2017 |
Lol 3 Likes
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Nairaland / General / Re: Introverts, Share Your Challenges Here by lamarrj(m): 8:52am On Jul 21, 2017 |
Oh dear! I am an introvert and I don't have low-self esteem, I am not shy. People mistake us to be these things. I will perfectly speak if delivering a public speech even more than some extrovert. My alone time is just so precious and would never trade for anything. 5 Likes |
Nairaland / General / Re: Introverts, Share Your Challenges Here by lamarrj(m): 2:05pm On Jul 20, 2017 |
Brown14: True that! Do introvert-introvert relationships work? That will be damn hot! 1 Like |
Nairaland / General / Re: Introverts, Share Your Challenges Here by lamarrj(m): 9:27am On Jul 20, 2017 |
Well, I don't fear rejection. I try to calculate the situation before I push. But being an introvert, I don't have time for meaningless relationships. 128 Likes 7 Shares |
Religion / Why Do Christians Say The Wages Of Sin Is Death? by lamarrj(m): 4:06pm On May 21, 2017 |
The pastor today mentioned that "the wages of sin is death". He was preaching about Jonah and Nineveh story. As a thinking man, I realized that the only thing that is sure in life (rich or poor; religious or not; black or white) is death. So why do christianity attached sin to death? When death is only what's promised and sure in life. |
Sports / Re: Has Victor Moses Done Enough To Win The African Footballer Of The Year 2017? by lamarrj(m): 7:31am On May 21, 2017 |
This is why Moses won't win the Africa best Player. Okay bye.
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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by lamarrj(m): 5:05pm On May 20, 2017 |
bdemix: Abeg add me, 08053436321. Thanks. |
NYSC / Re: 2017 Corpers Posted To Kogi State Let's Meet Here by lamarrj(m): 4:57pm On May 20, 2017 |
Please add my to the whatsapp group. 08053436321, thanks. |
NYSC / Re: 2017 Corpers Posted To Kogi State Let's Meet Here by lamarrj(m): 4:14pm On May 19, 2017 |
Coming from Lagos. Quite far though. |
Sports / Re: ....and He Shall Be Called Sergio "Odeshi" Romero. by lamarrj(m): 10:10am On May 18, 2017 |
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