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Mugiwaraluffy:
3 people bro.
But fear not, they might decide to proceed to exam numbers after exams

Bro,pls help me check SSC/47/2021/4680

sikowitz17:
This exam won’t Be postponed...it’s happening on Saturday.. most of all these issues might be sorted out at the exam centers

Amen o. No more postponement

sikowitz17:
For those of you that think that the exams won’t start on the exact time they said, you are wrong ooo.. it’s CBT!!! They will confirm and start so that others can sit for theirs... if you like don’t get there early!

Gentlemen,we shall meet in the exam hall��

Postanalyser:
So this morning I once again checked my BP and it read 91/38. The machine said it's optimal according to WHO's standard, however my doctor said I have to work on it to improve it to at least 120/90. Any advice on how I can go about this?
Note: heart beat is 87/ minute.

Pls everybody,my heartbeat is 78bpm. I checked my bp,it was 127/81. Is that okay?

sikowitz17:
RRI form is out.. join as a recruit

Simple!

HitlerGaddafi:
Bro, let me not lie to you,





I witnessed it firsthand. No be matter of them talk, them say..,

I was there... Live.. and guess what?



Nothing happened to the W/O.

Thats to tell you how powerful they are. Colitos collect your one star and come and be doing gragra with a staff sergeant. They'll fvck your life up. Who you be? Weytin you know? Where your leg don carry you waka? 2nd LT no get mouth abeg just pipe low. If you chop 3 star then you can begin to get the salutes

Baba na lie u dey lie,I did my nysc in 3 division Nigerian army Jos and I just passed out in July. Throughout my one year,I was rolling with 2ndLts and Lts mostly cos there are very free with corpers. I have never seen a MWO pass by a 2ndLt and dare not give him a compliment and as a matter of fact I've witnessed a 2ndLt lock a staff sergent and a sergent in the WO/Sergents Mess,a WO will simply respect himself and pay the 2ndLt his compliment so that he can be respected by the 2ndLt too. Don't say what you don't know and be lying to us here. No wonder military people call civilians "clowns" lol

sikowitz17:
They will be more concerned about the year and not the month or date.

Okay bro. I really hope so. Thanks boss

Postanalyser:
From a reliable source.

The army has started the shortlisting process.
The process is based on the following criteria.
1. Blurry images and documents are not considered
2. Degree/Hnd obtained earlier than 2014
3.Waec date of birth not tally with date of birth in the birth certificate.
4.Third class and below and it's polytechnic equivalent.
5. 1.63 height and below
6. 30 years and above for SSC.

I hope you are not guilty of any of the above listed?

Note: I copied and pasted it as I was sent.

My date of birth is August 29 and on my waec it says August 21 but I uploaded a court affidavit to show it was a mistake as waec said they won't issue me new certificate. Is that okay?

Mugiwaraluffy:
Gentlemen intending officer cadets, registration has closed. Let's keep the morale high at all times, familiarize yourself with things happening in theatre of operations and Nigeria entirely, keep pressing, keep pushing, stay healthy, live healthy. Once once let's try and go out for exercise not until a week to screening we'll start crash program course (I'm guilty of this sha) and above all pray to God.
Take lots of fruits, in fact chop life coz you're about to sell your freedom to army, sleep in excess whenever you have the chance coz if you're lucky and get selected, you'll not see peace often. And abeg try and take moringa leave or seed at least once in a week. That thing a magic bp crasher abeg make we no abuse m o.
Once again, press, try and press if possible nearly disturb if you have the chance and opportunity to and commit to God.
If at all any of us name no comot, let's accept it as an act of faith coz we don't know what God has possibly averted for us or planned for us in future.

I'll stop here for now.

Moringa leave or garlic tea. Which one please?

Lami1996:
That's true bro. I did my service in 3 armored division Jos and corpers were allowed to do anything the officers could do except command troops. We could enter the mess,we were in living in the A quarters (For officers only) with the officers. I passed out in July btw

Basically they see corpers like prospective officers. An officer can even lock a Corper in the mess. It was a fun experience,the soldiers couldn't do anyhow to us.

Prospect048:
it is straight forward statement sir, they were treated like officers in the barracks, they use officers' mess

That's true bro. I did my service in 3 armored division Jos and corpers were allowed to do anything the officers could do except command troops. We could enter the mess,we were in living in the A quarters (For officers only) with the officers. I passed out in July btw

spetsnaz:
A Captain also died with him.

The army is losing more officers and soldiers,hence they will wanna recruit massively (both officers and men). Also remember buratai says the army is gonna expand. But with the way things are going,even buratai go enter frontline o walahi

sikowitz17:
They really want to kill the Borno state governor ooo

Oga sikowitz, I do 1,200 skipping rope and running up stairs 10× a day..Is this a good start to fitness for the 4km run?

sikowitz17:
i was still telling somebody here last week on WhatsApp.. he can come and quote me.. I told him forget low registrations.. many many many people won’t still make the shortlist.. as I said a couple of days ago.. start calling your godfathers.. e get why!!!!

Pls bro,do you have any idea what I can study for the exam,maybe past questions or something? I would really appreciate an answer from anybody too please

sikowitz17:
lol dinner is your problem.. all the things we’ve been saying about SSC and the likes... you’ve not caught anything? Anyways as regards food, during screening you’ll eat normal.. morning, afternoon and night.. during training, you’ll eat like a king set most of the time when you aren’t suffering.. as they never starve cadets when it comes to eating.. I even recently saw a buffet for regular cadets and it was massive... they were cutting big cow meat that was hung for them on hanger like this and they were cutting it with knife to eat.. just for cadets! Half cow each in like 10 places..

Lol that's not what I meant bro. They usually do dinner nights in the academy. Are ssc cadets also invited? Just asking though.

sikowitz17:
lol SSC na suffer head nah... you go see an nah.. the way they treat regular cadets is different from the way they will treat us..

Bro pls can you elaborate? No cadets dinner and so on for us?

hammariise:
How did you got it bruh? I studied abroad and don't have any evaluation letter, would that be a problem for me?

I went to the ministry of education in Abuja and I got it. I paid some money she. In weeks time,you should be able to get it if you can but since they said they will send list of accredited schools,no need to get it then

Richieurch:
You’ll have to write to ministry of education to verify if your school is accredited with them

I have letter of evaluation from ministry of education in Abuja. It clearly states that my school is accredited.

sikowitz17:
They asked all international students to stand in the last course.. they flagged us down till a list of verified and accredited universities came from Abuja... then they began to cross check..
the board secretary called me to ask for the name of my school and started checking from a list he had in his phone.. but it was mainly for some of us that schooled in local African countries.. the ones that schooled oversees would be verified too

I studied in Europe,I got letter of evaluation too and my uni name was in Nysc portal when I registered so I'm sure it will be well

Ramirezsarki:
I doubt am oooh.... We might spend some time at new site, but that old site nah permanent base for ssc for now.... They don even renovate that mess oooh.... Even if them go move ssc to afaka, e no go be our set e get why

Amen o. I hear say those nda boys for afaka no get any sense of joy again.

Bifrost:
That's even easier. They'll send an official email to the school to verify. That can be verified in less than a week.

Hope your Cyprus University is an accredited one sha.

Yeah it's accredited. If not,I wouldn't be able to do my nysc.

sikowitz17:
Dont be scared! The principal in the school you went to collect sepulchral maybe find a way to cover up for you or something... if they gave you original FSLC, they’d go to the ministry to verify if it’s original and not fake.. so I don’t think you have a problem... what I think would make them visit your primary school is if you drop a testimonial

I did my university in cyprus,will they call the school to confirm or what?

sikowitz17:
well all of you that have This fslc ish, make sure you open your mouth to tell them they don’t issue it again... but they first question they will ask you is why didn’t you collect it when you left primary school...the truth is you guys would be flagged during documentation... they will go back to discuss and will now give a final verdict

Lol ok bro. We shall see.

Etimocracy:
I basically have the same issue. I've got my testimonial, however the FSLC wasn't issued at the time (2006) . Went to the ministry and was told they stopped issuance for a couple of years.

Na explain we go explain give them,no be my fault say I grow for lagos.

sikowitz17:
kodack oloshi!! Scam the entire Nairaland

Lol I'm not kodack,I don't even know who that is,I've been following this thread as a guest since last year when I was still a Corper so I thought I could get answers here hence, I asked my question.

Bifrost:
Just use your Testimonial. Just don't forge.
Hope your school is still in existence sha

Yeah it's still in existence,that's where I went to collect the testimonial na. They backdated the testimonial sha to 2006 when I did my common entrance exam.

Bifrost:
Lagos stopped issuing FSLC since 2004. Your testimonial will suffice. Any FSLC after then is definitely not genuine. For Lagos o.

Thanks bro. This is what they told me at the ministry when I went there. Thanks bro

Mugiwaraluffy:
Try and get one from ministry of education. Depending on your state, I got one this year from a school nearby. It mustn't be the school you graduated from. I hate to say this, but if you don't know the principal, you can grease his/her hand small something from 5-10k. Explain to em what you need it for, some would oblige without stressing you.
Good luck

Baba I go ministry for Lagos, dem say dem no fit give me say make I go my school wey I write,the school just gimme testimonial based on say na 2006. People in the house,abeg talk. Every advice na advice

Ramirezsarki:
Personally I no think say u get issue.... Ur case nah watin blue biro fit fix ... Nobody go even ask u about junior waec self.... How the result even look like self

Pls,I have been following this thread silently too bro,for my FSLC I dropped my testimonial as I couldn't get the government own,I hope they won't be any problem? My ogas abeg answer me

Bifrost:
I don't, but I was added to one.

Pls give them my number too bro. I applied for ssc 08158714247

Sniper04:
Guys dey pray for course 46 because it's really hot in there course 47 zero your mind for the worst �

Is there a whatsapp group? Someone should add me please 08158714247