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Sports › Re: Overmars Admits Sending Inappropriate Messages To Female Colleagues, Quits Ajax by Lanretoye(m): 9:12am On Feb 07, 2022

otipoju:
The world has gone bananas

banana abi pineapple

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Christianity Etc › Re: Mummy GO Spotted Grabbing Pizza (Photo, Video) by Lanretoye(m): 3:04pm On Feb 03, 2022

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Let the woman enjoy her life tho..can't she grab a pizza no more..

Even tho her words always sound offensive she's a human being and Is allowed to enjoy..

and u think she won't go to hell?,pizza is prepared by the devil.

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Politics › Re: 3 Eggs And 3 Lessons From Xi Jinping by Lanretoye(m): 4:23pm On Feb 01, 2022

I am comming.

Travel › Re: Travelling To USA Or School Of Nursing??pls Advice Me. by Lanretoye(m): 4:09pm On Feb 01, 2022

Lavisha:
Hey,

Your bro is a LIAR.
You may end up as a nanny forever.

Go to Nursing School, nurses are making it big time Nowadays.

not all uncles are like your uncle.

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Travel › Re: Photostory: Queues As UK Embassy Resumes Visa Processing In Lagos by Lanretoye(m): 4:00pm On Feb 01, 2022

What is the minimum qualification for the position of a japa.

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Literature › Re: Pictorial Quotes That'll Make Your Day & Give You Hope by Lanretoye(m): 3:45pm On Feb 01, 2022

freshalien:
How much do you want?

me self no know how much I want,as long as credit dey pass debit i dey get hope grin

.na person wey depress dem dey pacify with quote,if hustle dey pay ginger go dey.

Literature › Re: Pictorial Quotes That'll Make Your Day & Give You Hope by Lanretoye(m): 2:25pm On Feb 01, 2022

989900:
Ani ọdẹ ni ẹ.
You can barely construct a proper sentence, but you want to be going back and forth with me?
Learn to construct a proper sentence -- it will help you, going forward.

sorry nah,mr construction company.your 50mb go soon finish now,you will rest.baba nlaku baba e ni emi je...nonsense!!!
Mad man say I dey beg him for money, you no see my account nos wey I paste.mumu

Literature › Re: Pictorial Quotes That'll Make Your Day & Give You Hope by Lanretoye(m): 1:57pm On Feb 01, 2022

989900:

I left uni some 23 years ago, wetin you wan sponsor again, Mr. Ọdẹnson?

If you're old enough to be my father, then you should be in the grave as he is or soon be nearing your grave . . . R.I.P mofo.

Ọdẹ ni bọbọi sha!

so you left the uni 23years ago and you cant even reason like a goat,the u must be a disgrace to literacy.you don't even have brain to comprehend simple expressions and u attended a uni.how much have you made in your life that you want to give.empty barrel.

Literature › Re: Pictorial Quotes That'll Make Your Day & Give You Hope by Lanretoye(m): 1:02pm On Feb 01, 2022

989900:

A professional beggar like you, you still dey foam for mouth. #noshame

You see why you'll be perpetually living in penury and abject poverty?

You don't have the brain nor the temperament to succeed financially in life.

QED

I will conveniently sponsor you education through university cos your miserable father obviously couldn't afford you quality one.how much do u have in your lineage self that your boasting to be out of poverty.your life is obscure.
You dont just sit behind the keyboard and talk to people that are old enough to be your father without regard,you ill fated fool.am I the cause of your predicament?.

Politics › Re: Umo Eno Kneels Down As Governor Udom Annoints Him As Successor (Photo) by Lanretoye(m): 10:46am On Feb 01, 2022

See tinubu's side chick.

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Politics › Re: I Can’t Wait To Leave Office – Buhari by Lanretoye(m): 10:43am On Feb 01, 2022

So garba sheu and femi adesina no fit write resignation letter?

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Sports › Re: I Am On The Run Because Of Sport Betting by Lanretoye(m): 10:32am On Feb 01, 2022

Femwiz:
Hmmm, I was in your shoes before but now I have been saved.
If you want to know how I was able to quit it, I gave my life to Christ. May may chat me up on WhatsApp 08157398014.
I will be willing to speak with you.
God bless you. Amen

which one is chat me up on simple matter, nonsense.

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Fashion › Re: Lady Cried As Laser Treatment To Remove Tribal Mark Left Worse Scars by Lanretoye(m): 10:03am On Feb 01, 2022

See how pretty she was,but that was then.

Crime › Re: Police Kill 23 Suspected Terrorists, 37 Others Arrested In Sokoto by Lanretoye(m): 9:59am On Feb 01, 2022

Which one is 23 terrorists,37 others?,is others another name for bandits or boko haram.

Education › Re: After 5 Years Of Trying, I've Been Admitted Finally by Lanretoye(m): 9:12pm On Jan 31, 2022

Congrats to you,die hard getter...wish you all the best,May u be greatly favored and rewarded.

Literature › Re: Pictorial Quotes That'll Make Your Day & Give You Hope by Lanretoye(m): 9:10pm On Jan 31, 2022

989900:
This mentality would defo make you a beggar for life.

like your dad right?,son of a beggar and thats why he couldn't afford you.good manners is quite unaffordable for him to get for you.

Literature › Re: Pictorial Quotes That'll Make Your Day & Give You Hope by Lanretoye(m): 5:42pm On Jan 31, 2022

Forget quote,just credit my account and my day is made already.

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Celebrities › Re: Ned Nwoko’s Ex-Wife Laila Charani Celebrates 31st Birthday (Photos) by Lanretoye(m): 9:07am On Jan 31, 2022

So na 20years old them marry this one too.

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Politics › Re: I Taught Davido, B-red, Shina Rambo How To Dance- Senator Ademola Adeleke (vid) by Lanretoye(m): 8:51am On Jan 31, 2022

Johnnyessence:
thanks, I have correct myself.. thanks for the correction.

correct your self blogger,you dont say i have correct my self,instead I have corrected my self.

Politics › Re: Jawdropping Pictures Of A Well Kitted SARS Officer by Lanretoye(m): 12:33pm On Jan 30, 2022

Na lagos lotto,e fit be you...make them come,by the gracious grace of God you will be a scape goat.say amen if you truly want them to come.

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Politics › Re: Mason Greenwood Beats Girlfriend & Forces Her To Have Sex by Lanretoye(m): 12:29pm On Jan 30, 2022

Dream killed.

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Celebrities › Re: LASU Urges Bella Shmurda To Return To Class To Earn His Degree by Lanretoye(m): 8:20am On Jan 30, 2022

Which kind juju be this?...the guy self don know that dem don programme his carry over,na why him japa.4years in lasu is really nothing, they want him to use 10years.

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Politics › Re: Ohanaeze To North: Nigeria Will Sink If You Retain Power, Criticizes Atiku by Lanretoye(m): 8:17am On Jan 30, 2022

Another ohaneaze will come tomorrow and say nothing will happen is the north retains power,even ohaneaze self na multifaceted,duplicated and adulterated.

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Politics › Re: Controversy Trails Abuja Rice Pyramid Show, As Farmers Reporedly Scam CBN by Lanretoye(m): 8:14am On Jan 30, 2022

Osinbajo, comman hear o...them say them no see una rice,abi na only you and buhari dey chop am?

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Politics › Re: Money Politics: NASS Reviews Campaign Spending Limits Upward by Lanretoye(m): 8:02am On Jan 30, 2022

See the punishment and fine self...who say this country go better dey craze. No legislation that charges the candidates on performance, na how to spend money and more money.if na to increase workers salary now,na 10 readings e go pass through but to squander money we no dey hear issues.

Phones › Re: Which Good Camera Phone Can I Get For 100k. by Lanretoye(m): 10:28am On Jan 29, 2022

Petrishbaba:
Lol ��
Oppo na useless phone ?
Bro, that's a big cap tho

if u experience 13promax or s21ultra you will know what I am saying.

Politics › Re: They Want To Keep Us Divided To Rule- SAN. Femi Falana by Lanretoye(m): 10:16am On Jan 29, 2022

Divide and rule...this man is wisdom.

Phones › Re: Which Good Camera Phone Can I Get For 100k. by Lanretoye(m): 10:09am On Jan 29, 2022

Totilopussylick:
go for the latest Oppo products

Improvement on their camera is a goal

the way u dey storm every thread here i know say na one mumu useless phone u go dey use...oppo koor,widow ni.u don ever save 100k before?

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Politics › Re: Kaduna Government To Spend N4 Billion On Two Million Poor Citizens by Lanretoye(m): 6:38pm On Jan 28, 2022

Is that not 2k per head?,wtf!!!

Crime › Re: ReportMagoMago: US Government Launches Anti-Corruption Website by Lanretoye(m): 6:25pm On Jan 28, 2022

Corruption siddon dey do him own jeje,una go dey fight am,now e don dey fight back...magomago siddon now una wan dey report am...

Politics › Re: I Wanted To Join Army To Avenge My Father’s Killing – Kunle, Son Of Brig Ademule by Lanretoye(m): 6:08pm On Jan 28, 2022

There was a penalty for attempting a coup during the military, thats the consequence.

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