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Verified sample survey / medical research confirms that adults who haven't had an active sex life and masturbate have a higher probability of quick or premature ejaculation.

The brain wave pattern and nerve ending of the pe**is will be very sensitive to physical touch or sensation of another person.

Polynek:
Pls can you explain how excessive masturbation can lead to poor sexual performance

tnerro1:
I no fit quit my own, na to admire ,press and suck breast in all sizes

Be specific abeg say the 10th National Assembly

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merits:
National Assembly first come to mind 🎯🎯💯

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Same thing I was about to type....

Lol....

Amumaigwe:
Fate should send the asteroids to one rock in Abuja make we rest.

Imagine a sitting president employing a specialised "attack dog" - Reno Omokri for one of his Arch-Political rival Peter Obi.

I still don't understand why Twitter hasn't banned that dude's account ?

chidiokay:
Thank you, He knows he is a big disppointment that why he wont allow the Opposition stand,

He knows he as failed that why he is trying so hard to redirect the power of the people to fellow Politicians, they are the ones now reviewing and scoring his performance, dem no wan make the people talk

God bless you.

Malami and the Fulani Oligarchs close to Buhari used him and dumped him.

Even Dangote messed up and the primary beneficiary of the Dollar arbitrage i.e getting dollars from FG at N450 -$1.

Indeed life can be unfair.

Aify147:
This man is just a sacrificial goat 🐐, 😂😂. They used him to undermine Tinubu, now he's facing the music alone.

If President Bola Ahmed Tinubu wants to show gallantry and statesmanship, let PBAT publicly declare his own assets too.

Then we start from there.

Even the most unassuming neophyte knows that Emefiele doesn't own all those house alone, it's probably a collaboration between him and some other people who benefited from the FX arbitrage.

After the Tinubu Govt we will still hear another set of people again accused for stealing.

It's just pure witch hunting for the Naira re-design policy which he did with the support of Malami.

Now Malami is walking free as Buhari's inlaws and Emefiele is left to be persecuted from left right and centre.

That fat Jide in TVC too will be shouting Emefiele is worst CBN governor in history.

Fem for there.

nairalanda1:
And in ten years, all those schools are going to be wretched, because you guys won't pay the fees or taxes needed to keep them running.

Same story in all states of Nigeria

When calculated per Kilometer, The Proposed Lagos - Calabar Coastal Road will be one of the most expensive coastal roads in the world to be constructed.

......Kiss the fact.

If there are two (2) governors I know and have seen in recent history to have given attention to education infrastructure they are ;

1, John Kayode Fayemi (PhD)
2, Ogbeni Rauf Aregbesola.

JKF when he was the Governor of Ekiti through the influence of his erstwhile deputy Prof. Mrs. Adelabu was able to utilize both UBEC & SUBEB funds for the facelift & renovation in over 85% of all public primary and secondary schools in Ekiti State

Ironically, The most successful and elitist people in Ekiti State are secondary school Teachers.

A sample survey was conducted during the Fayemi regime and it was discovered that more than half of them had their children studying their Masters abroad.

In Osun State, Rauf Aregbesola built mega public schools with big basket ball courts, football pitches and standard mordern structures all over Osun State to the admiration of Non-indigines.

Other states can borrow from that model.

Weldone new recruitee.

How is work going and the new found love and passion for your daily bread and defence ?

Dear Nairaland BOT,

Kindly approve the use of some words like anuofia.

Putindbutt:
The statistics only covered 2023/2024 annual report, the indices have even improved so far in 2025. Anyways, it is a vote of confidence for the President on his second year anniversary.

What role is Reno Omokri playing in the PBAT presidency.

Is he a spokesperson or a media handler ?

Anybody that believes what ever Reno says should have an all round evaluation.

Oga, go and take care of your health and stop causing crisis.

You go just rush type nonsense.

Hope you know the justification for the N45k is to attract more students to technical and vocational courses ?

What attraction can N45k make you abandon studying accounting or sciences for plumbing, barbing, woodwork or mechanics.

Ordinary secondary school leaver that goes on an Udemy crash course of four (4) months on Digital Marketing can earn N700k monthly.

You get sense so ?

bigpicture001:
Far better than nothing... Infact it's very big.... I live in reality, u live in the social media... These students are secondary skl students still living with parents...

It seems u guyz dnt know which one is technical skls... Una think say na poly..?

Good idea but the money is too small.

Haba.

That's the cost of a platter of crocker fish and potato chips in Lekki Phase one (One meal oo)

That's what stipend they want to give students.

Monumental disaster hail Catastrophy.

Government intentionally declares revenues in naira to make it sound humongous.

Ole gbe Ole gba.

Fred2020:
Whether you pay in naira or rupee, debt as a proportion of revenue is rising from 118% to 131%.

Let us know how the currency it is paid in is good news?

This news was first transmitted on TVC News owned by President Tinubu himself so that fact remains.

Secondly, there is a video evidence of the Senate President reading the proposal to the plenary of the Senate Yesterday 27/05/2025.

Thirdly, Reno Omokri is a known identity thi*f and not a government official as such this rejoinder should be treated with a pinch of salt.

Fourthly...to the author of this piece I pray you will enjoy Nigeria as you portray it.

Factcheck0001:
the problem with people like u is illiteracy, u are not willing to open your mind up to entertain what will not fulfill your mind n make u happy.

The story have been debunked n even scholars online have debunked d news but since it suits your narrative to insult n disparage tinubu then it's cool

This is one of d rebuttal, I know u will b too lazy to read but I will post it here



President Bola Tinubu Is Not Borrowing $21 Billion

Dear Citizens of the Federal Republic of Nigeria,

Please let us respond to facts, not fake news or innuendo. Download the Federal Government's Medium-Term Expenditure Framework (MTEF) and read it yourself.

President Bola Tinubu is not about to borrow $21 Billion. The MTEF contains the borrowing plan for both the Federal and State Governments for the next three years.

In other words, the $21 billion is what the Federal Government and the 36 states can borrow over the next three years. Not they will borrow. What they can borrow. They are not even likely to take those loans. It is just a framework for what is possible.

For example, while the MTEF provides for extensive borrowings in 2025, only $1.23 billion will be borrowed externally. And that $1.23 billion will be borrowed by both the Federal and state governments from all geopolitical zones.

The MTEF only shows possible borrowing that Nigeria is entitled to based on agreements with our external borrowing partners, which must be in line with both the Fiscal Responsibility Act 2007
and the Debt Management Office. (Establishment) Act 2003.

And the Borrowing Rolling Plan ties such possible borrowings by the Federal and State Governments to specific projects.

For actual borrowings, Nigerians should look at the budgets of both the Federal and State Governments.

Therefore, the sensational headlines proclaiming that President Tinubu is to borrow $21 billion are both fake and alarmist.

Again, I urge Nigerians to read the MTEF and the 2025 Appropriation Act.

President Bola Tinubu is a First-Class Cum Laude accountant adept at securing finances at the best rates from the most suitable lenders and for the right purposes.

Under such a skilled professional hand, Nigerians can expect their national debt to reduce, not increase.

Finally, Nigerians should note that many opposition media and influencers know that many of our people sadly do not read and are, therefore, susceptible to manipulation via misinformation and propaganda.

Thus, I urge the public to read as much as possible and verify from official sources before they make conclusions based on sensational headlines.

Reno Omokri

Gospeller. Deep Thinker. #TableShaker. Ruffler of the Feathers of Obidents. #1 Bestselling author of Facts Versus Fiction: The True Story of the Jonathan Years. Hodophile. Hollywood Magazine Humanitarian of the Year, 2019. Business Insider Influencer of the Year 2022. 21st Most Talked About Person in Africa, 2024.

In a sane country, with a functional Federal House of Assembly, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu should be summoned today with a detailed account of the subsidy proceeds and how much the CBN has saved monthly from the FX harmonisation policy.

There would also be a projection for the new Tax reform bill whilst the request will be stepped down.

This request is the most humongous in the recorded financial history of Nigeria.

For the last sentence......⚡ Fire you too sir








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But today a failure in Anambra that you said should never be allowed near Aso rock is now your messiah, Lol. He has said it all, fake love una dey show somebody dey make him dey fail dey go. When Sowore unleashed on Obi, una carry him matter suspend his Facebook. Na same headless mob dey get power dey attack other people. Thunder go fire all of una[/quote]

In a sane country, Orji Uzor Kalu's second Generation should not talk in public or better still talk in hush tones.

Again, Orji Uzor in countries like the US, UK and EU should be in maximum prison.

The Judge that handled his corruption case had a walkover when he gullibly debited Abia State Account to SLOAK Group account for brazen fraud.

Baba you better hide your head in the sand.

Is this report verified ?

It should have been in the news early enough.

If true ....This is Wike's biggest direct affront on PBAT except somethings are not adding up well.

Dr. Peter Odili warned PBAT on taming this Wike early being a serial betrayal.

For the first time in Nigerian history after 1963, citizens are openly calling on opposition to get their acts together to unseat an incumbent.

Lol🤣🤣🤣

Chief Priest I sight you my brother.

Just pray it's not a Political miscalculation. We observed the way you hyped Okorocha and immediately switched gears when Uzodinma became Governor.

You see poor man can not advise rich man, However, Politics is far different from entertainment.

If you are not principled in Politics, you will not last long. Asiwaju stayed in a political party for 25 years. Let that sink in !

I watched this video yesterday twice and I will advise young men to look out for virtuous, loving and wise women like Alhaja Sherifat Aregbesola.
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The neophytes and uninitiated will never grasp the weight of this action by this amiable and wise woman.

I showed my wife this video and told her that Aregbesola found himself a mother and wife.

Ogbeni Rauf Aregbeshola was the closest person alive politically to PBAT after the First lady and Tinubu's children.

They knew each other's deep secrets and shared a camaraderie that was perceived as forever inseperable.

Rauf Aregbesola was the Chief of Staff to PBAT in waiting but this same "slight songs" cost him a lifetime erstwhile cordial relationship with PBAT and his wife is in the picture.

Aregbesola proverbially called PBAT àtòlè - meaning someone who urinates on himself.

Unforgivable indeed !

Dear Mrs Aregbesola,

We pray that every blessed and hard-working man is complemented with a virtuous and wise woman like you.

You just started......

With one voice and with one Accord, Nigerians will use same energy to send.......home after 2027.