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HealthRe: Peeling Skin, What Could Be The Cause? - Pictures by lanxebony(m): 5:00am On Apr 27, 2015
You need to see ur dr. It might be a sign or symptoms of an infectn . Dnt think its normal or heat . Its an allergic presentative reactn of an underlying diseases or infection
HealthRe: 7 Things I Hate In The Nursing Profession by lanxebony(m): 4:54am On Apr 27, 2015
There must be a change in that proffesion, op ure right, even dey do so to their students when on their training. I cant imagine being a male and continue with the shit and low esteem some c.n.o.s indulge in. But i believe very soon d proffesion will be filled wt degree holders, d future is bright i knw dat 4 sure. Most of d rn holders and olders are about to retire and new and young nurses are coming aboard.
Nurses should pls try to join politics so has to gain ground in d political field and to fight 4 d proffesion.

Shalom
PoliticsRe: INEC Declares Buhari Winner Of 2015 Presidential Elections by lanxebony(m): 4:02am On Apr 01, 2015
While Apc are campainging pdp are lººking 4 Gmb certificate.
But i think they have seen the result now.

1#BabaNowThatYouAreThere ... Gej must return to Otuoke

2#BabaNowThatYouAreThere... Bode George must go into exile as promised.

3#BabaNowThatYouAreThere...Fayose must be purnished for defamation

4#BabaNowThatYouAreThere... Mama piss must apologise openly for calling you brain dead.

5#BabaNowThatYouAreThere... ffk must be arrested for announcing fake result against constitution.

6#BabaNowThatYouAreThere... doyin okupe must learn to respect elders

7#BabaNowThatYouAreThere... build schools and prison,reform d military and fight corruption.

#BabaNowThatYouAreThere... am happy cos #i decided

Gej till may29th
PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by lanxebony(m): 11:05am On Mar 29, 2015
Pls i need calcare adress 4 my opsson iv8800 and anyone wt d idea of its screen size
PhonesRe: Infinix zero discussion thread! by lanxebony(m): 10:56am On Mar 29, 2015
Pls i need calcare adress 4 my opsson iv8800 and pls any 1 wt d idea of its screen price
PhonesRe: Android, Anyone? Part II by lanxebony(m): 10:51am On Mar 29, 2015
Pls i need calcare adress 4 my opsson iv8800
HealthRe: English Medical Term For Pajapaja by lanxebony(m): 3:57am On Mar 21, 2015
Paresthesia dats d medical name it result due to long compressn or irritation of d nerve
HealthRe: I Need An Advise To Unstable Baby Neck by lanxebony(m): 12:21pm On Mar 06, 2015
[quote author=stone07 post=31352920][/quote]Signs and symptoms
HealthRe: I Need An Advise To Unstable Baby Neck by lanxebony(m): 8:17am On Mar 06, 2015
thorpido:
The jaundice might be the cause.Jaundice if not well treated leads to something called Kernicterus.The child ends up with cerebral palsy and development is retarded.
Torpido ur guess are going wt mine, kernicterous is d best suggest cause and i guess op might nt b as observant coz d child would have presented some clinical s&s
HealthRe: I Need An Advise To Unstable Baby Neck by lanxebony(m): 7:56am On Mar 06, 2015
stone07:
Thanks for your response. Yes he has not been able to sit right now and this is a big concern to us right now. We will take him to a paediatrician doctor.
Dats a gud one, and pls get him there asap ur boy is still a baby, his muscle tone can still be work upon and little strenght can still be restored. Dnt keep him at home 4 long. May God help u
HealthRe: I Need An Advise To Unstable Baby Neck by lanxebony(m): 6:15am On Mar 06, 2015
@ op , ur baby will not be able to sit due to d fact dat d neck is not stable and am thinking ur baby has cerebral palsy(cp).
U need to take him(i think) to a paedeatrician in a teaching hosp coz private will consume lot of money.
Buh, pls dnt feel bad because bt just knw u have to spare ur time coz the treatment will take most of ur time, and wat he might be needing most is physio works.
RomanceRe: Relationship Between AA And SS by lanxebony(m): 12:25pm On Mar 03, 2015
Wts d diffrence btw a disorder and a disease. Ss is a disorder of d blood and nt a disease of d blood
RomanceRe: Relationship Between AA And SS by lanxebony(m): 9:59pm On Mar 02, 2015
Smartestelvis:
u really believe dat?? dey cant give birth 2 an SS...even some AS n AA do give birth 2 an SS.....dont ask me why?? even normal ppl do have a mad offspring due 2 mutation n close genetical repeatation coz dat lady's family mite sa wel be filled wit SS....
Dis smart wc skul u go gan nah. 4 Mutation dats rare and its 1:10000 so dnt think aa and as can lead to ss coz mutation rarely occur. Think straight man
RomanceRe: Relationship Between AA And SS by lanxebony(m): 9:52pm On Mar 02, 2015
Smartestelvis:
zip it u..any ss with enof iron in deir blood is nt an ss...by d look on deir faces alone irritates,dey r always smaller n dey never grow matured n deir weakness is way too disgustin....**spit* i would rada have none dan have my child hate me coz i made a weak choice so i dont hurt someones mere feelins
Smart why is it dat ss dnt take blood tonic dat has iron. Wen u knw less abt a disease conditn dnt talk much ön it. U cant knw a healthy ss by there look. How many have u met. Ss is nt a disease move out of ur ill mentality
RomanceRe: Relationship Between AA And SS by lanxebony(m): 3:36pm On Mar 02, 2015
Science wise u already knw ur offspring will b AS. Dnt marry her outta pity or despiratn just do if u love her.
Many ss luks more healthy dan some aa. They have more dan enof iron in their blood dan any oda bloodgroup.
SS is nt a dx bt just a disorder of d blood. It cant b treated bt it can b manage. She might nt have crisis 4 long and wat she will always need is ur support and trust.
To help her u need to understand wat trigger her crisis and help reduce it to d minimal.
U are talking of her being ss wat about her genotype. U didnt think ur rhesus might complicate issue.
HealthRe: Why Are Nigerian Nurses Always Rude And Mean? by lanxebony(m): 12:17pm On Mar 02, 2015
fuckerholic:
Here in nigeria
See dis my bro o, nah here nw b4 nko. Am nt d 1st and nt d last of my kind
HealthRe: Why Are Nigerian Nurses Always Rude And Mean? by lanxebony(m): 11:18am On Mar 02, 2015
fuckerholic:
Are u a nurse ?
Yea, am a male nurse
HealthRe: Why Are Nigerian Nurses Always Rude And Mean? by lanxebony(m): 7:56am On Mar 01, 2015
U guyz see nurses according 2 nollywood. Nollywood orientatn about nurses has to be corrected or dey should be sue for libel. Nurses are not servant as patient see dem, even an ambulant patient will still call a nurse 4 bed pan imagine.
I had some ill feeling about nurses not until a friend told me a story i would lyk to share here
A certain had a wife who is a nurse. On a faithful day this woman after she had finished serving bedpan to almost all d pts , she went to d toilet to emptied it. Her husband came and he was told to wait on her dat she went to empty bedpans in d toilet. The man decided to check on her so as she would be fast coz she had already closed her duty and she had handed over d report.
Wen her husband saw wat she was doing , he was mad at her and asked her to quit nursing bcoz of d idea of emptying poo of others and dis woman had a week to be promoted to a chief nursing officer( c.n.o).
Lo and behold d woman quit d job. 3yrs later his husband was severly ill and was hospitalized, his wife who was 1ce a nurse was wt him at d hospital.
The man was in pain and wanted to poo he has to call on d nurse dt he wants to poo. The nurse came with a bedpan, served it and discard it. His wife asked him dat so, he can request a bedpan.
D man was so sorry and begged his wife to go back into nursing but d wife told him is 2 late coz she has almost reach d peak b4 her husband stopped her.
HealthRe: Why Are Nigerian Nurses Always Rude And Mean? by lanxebony(m): 10:33pm On Feb 28, 2015
egopersonified:
Abeg make I hear word. Are doctors also not stressed up, why are people not complaining about them? Nurses are rude, period. There is no justification you can give for this, even if the patient knowingly strangles himself against the nurse's orders. I personally concluded that they are just jealous of doctors because they feel they do more work but not compensated like the doctors, so they take it out on the patient. If the work too hard, why you no resign? #myopinion
Do u knw dat doctors are even more rude dan nurses especially female doctors, u dnt get to knw bcoz dey participate less in patients' care
HealthRe: Why Are Nigerian Nurses Always Rude And Mean? by lanxebony(m):
elobyobi:
So you're justifying their rudeness with their workload eh kwa?
You might as well say market women should shout at their customers because they spend hours under the sun selling their wares. Look there is no job that is not stressful in Nigeria. And there is no excuse for being rude and foul-mouthed except for mental illness.
Nursing schools should revisit their curriculum and add comprehensive lessons on proper etiquette IN AN AFRICAN SETTING...
Guy send ur relative to a nursing sch and see if dey dnt take moral lesson and behavioural science.
And do u KNW dat some patient need to be strict with and some need to b calm with.
Bcoz u saw one grl wearing white in ur area wt blue and red pen resting in her breast pocket.
Do u think she is a rn
HealthRe: Why Are Nigerian Nurses Always Rude And Mean? by lanxebony(m): 5:36pm On Feb 28, 2015
Op, dats funny bt uve met few nurses.
1. Most nurses u saw in d private hosp u guyz use are nt nurses bt auzillaries who doesn knw d unique function of nurses

2. In general hosp do u guyz knw dat there are shortage of staff(majorly nurses) imagine a nurse who has to manage 3wards in state own hospital, whereas 3nurse are suppose to run a shift

3. Do u knw majorly patients are fraustrating. Imagine wen a pt is calling on a nurse dat he wants a urinal and anoda is shouting of pain at another corner anoda is due to 4 drug. The nurse has to make use of her/his triage system to response to their need. Yet many will complain dat d nurse is hostile and partile.

4. When human are faced with stress from human stressors their mode swing and pple wont see d sweet side of dem any longer bt their hostile view.

5. Most hospitals are not equip with enof instruments and dis nurses have to improvise with d available, yet most patients will complain of ill treatment.
If resources are provided 4 work and human power is not overuse. U will see d 1daful side of nurses.
Nurses are great listners
PoliticsRe: Why Should I Vote For APC In 2015? by lanxebony(m): 4:51pm On Feb 23, 2015
I pledge to Nigeria my country.
To vote out Jonathan and sambo.
To be gentle, loyal on election,
To vote Buhari with all my strength .
To protect my PVC and uphold no violence and trouble, so help me God! Amen...........share if u agreed.
PoliticsRe: Why Should I Vote For APC In 2015? by lanxebony(m): 4:38pm On Feb 23, 2015
Buhari took to his Facebook to remind Nigerians about Jonathan’s ‘epic fails’. A series of images posted by Buhari has ‘Is this Transformation?’ capture.
Security sector
Fulfilled promise:Eradicate kidnappings in the South-East
Unfulfilled promises:
– Return of the Chibok girls
– Modern methods to tackle security violence
– Pursue bombers and terrorists
– Confront ethno-religious violence across the country
– Perpetration of two bombings in Nyanya not brought to justice
Corruption
According to Buhari’s chart, Jonathan didn’t succeed in fight against corruption in Nigeria.
Unfulfilled promises:
– Strengthen both the EFCC and the ICPC
– Stella Oduah not punished for violating due process in purchase of cars
– Forensic audit of NNPC not released
– Perpetrators of petrol subsidy scam not prosecuted
Economy sector
Fulfilled promise:Revive marketing boards to ensure farmers are not cheated on sale of farm products
Unfulfilled promises:
– Introduce 5-year term budgeting
– Create 1.5 million jobs in 2 years
– Bring industries to Niger Delta
– Strive to revive the Ajaokuta steel complex
– Strive to revive the Itakpe iron company
Infrastructural development
Fulfilled promises:
– Completion of Lagos-Jebba rail project
– Working towards making Akanulbiam airport in Enugu an international airport
Unfulfilled promises:
– Set up committee to revive Federal Government landed properties in Lagos
– Revitalization Nigeria machine tools and other FG infrastructure
– Modernization of ports
– Complete of Second Niger Bridge
– Repairing the roads leading to Murtala Mohammed Airport
Power sector
Unfulfilled promises:
– Deliver stable, constant supply of electricity
– Ensure Nigerians do not use generators more than twice a week
– Explore deposits in Benue and Kogi state to improve power supply
– Raise power generation to 4747MW by December 2011
According to the APC presidential candidate, Jonathan’s administration spent N4,4 trillion for security in 5 years. And, yet, 13,000 lives were lost and 3 million people are displaced in Nigeria, Buhari claims.
He also compares economic situation during Obasanjo’s and Jonathan’s ruling, providing the numbers of an average oil price, exchange rates and GDP growth.
Average oil price:OBJ – $38, GEJ – $100
Exchange rate:OBJ – N115 = $1, GEJ – N200 = $1
PoliticsRe: Why Should I Vote For APC In 2015? by lanxebony(m): 4:05pm On Feb 23, 2015
The country has been looming in adverse degeneration, corruption and insecurity.
Imagine when a president says stealing is nt corruption. Just imagine and you want the same person to continue governing us. Think
Gej is actually trying to affect d public mindset abt Gmb by changing d date of d election. Why? Coz d military are nt prepared . Then why his he d c-in-c den when he cant give orders.
Many PDP have myopic view about government they should diffrentiate btwn military and democracy.
In military if u cant be authocratic den u are nt implementing ur trainning and u are condeming a man who ruled under military govt 4 just a year and some mnts. Within dat year history had it dat there was orderliness in d state. Pdp hates discipline coz dey are bunch of indiscipline thugs.
Compraring a man that ruled for 1 and did his best as a military man , compared to a democratic toy dat ruled for 10yrs wt little change. Think
@ op if ur relative is part of chibok girls will u vote a man dat kept quit 4 a month on her whereabout?
If u had a brother who obtain d immigratn form and lost his live searching for employment, will u continue with d govt dat killed ur bro?
Will u vote in a man dat left d nation crisis unattended to and was seen dancing in a rally?
Compare d past waec,neco and other education statistics to the present under ur shoeless man.
Visit the hospitals and see how nurses and other workers are short staffed and also with no instruments to practise well , instead they improvise
Thank God 4 God if not 4 campaing your dear Gej wont adjust and thanks to a man lyk Buhari who is xtending the wave of change to the pdp camp.
A wise old man is better than a clueless young fool.

Yours 4 change Lanxebony
March4Buhari
March4change.
EducationRe: Cancer Rate In The Olden Days And Now: Risk And Prevention by lanxebony(op): 10:40pm On Feb 20, 2015
Your suggestion are welcome
EducationCancer Rate In The Olden Days And Now: Risk And Prevention by lanxebony(op): 8:29pm On Feb 20, 2015
Here are a few things you can do to prevent the chances of cancer:
1. Filter your tap water:
When you filter your water, your chances of being opened to chemicals that are very dangerous to your hormones are very low. exposure suggests that home-filtered tap water is a safer than bottled water, whose quality often is not higher—and in some cases is worse. Always store your water in stainless steel or glass to avoid chemical contaminants that can percolate from plastic bottles.
(Olden days water are preserved wt alums and stored in claypot)
2.Stop topping your Car tank
: pumping one last squirt of gas into your car after the nozzle clicks off can spill fuel and foil the pump’s vapor recovery system, designed to keep toxic chemicals such as cancer-causing benzene out of the air, where they can come in contact with your skin or get into your lungs(then cars and other auto mobiles are not available much transportation is by animals ).
3. Marinate meat first
:Always allow your processed, charred, and well-done meats to get absorbed in a sauce or its flavoring. This is because the meats can contain cancer-causing heterocyclic amines, which form when meat is cooked at a very high temperature. Note that the fact that a meat is burnt does not mean it is totally cooked. If possible, cut down on grilled meat, but if not, make sure the meats are well-seasoned before you proceed to cook them( foods are cooked and preserved well, nt now junks and fast food have taken over our home dishes).
4. Caffeinated Cofees every day Goes a long way
It has been made known that drinking 5 or more cups of caffeinated coffee a day has a 40% decrease the risk of brain cancer, compared to those who drank less. A 5-cup-a-day coffee habit reduces risks of oral and throat cancer almost as much.
(caffeines and its product are nt available in large amount and quantity den compared to now)
5. Water down your risk
:Drinking plenty of water and other liquids may reduce the risk of bladder cancer by diluting the concentration of cancer-causing agents in urine and helping to flush them through the bladder faster. Drink at least 8 cups of liquid a day(the major liquid consumed then is water and herbs compared to now dat we have more dan enof bottled drink and are mostly cacinogenic).
6. Burn off your risk
:Moderate exercise such as walking 2 hours a week cuts risk of bosom cancer 18%. Regular workouts may lower your risks by helping you burn fat, which otherwise produces its own estrogen, a known contributor to bosom cancer(major means of transportation den is tru leg wagons and animally benz).
7. Head off cell phone risks
Always use earphones when you are on a long call. Do not take a long call with your ears stuck to your phone. This increases Cancer risks. Use your cell phone only for short calls or texts, or use a hands-free device that keeps the phone—and the radio frequency energy it emits—away from your head(midnight callers... u are at risk ooo then calls are made only on nitel and for short duration cos of d cost instead letters are used)
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8. Wear colors of clothes that can ‘prevent’ cancer
Choosing your outdoor outfit wisely may help protect against skin cancer, say Spanish scientists. In their research, blue and red fabrics offered significantly better protection against the sun’s UV rays than white and yellow ones did. Also never forget to leave your home without your hat( head gears and cap are worn by women and men respectively so also beautiful traditional attires).
9. Increase your calcium intake
Milk’s main claim to fame may also help protect you from colon cancer. Those who took calcium faithfully for 4 years had a 36% reduction in the development of new precancerous colon polyps 5 years after the study had ended, revealed Dartmouth Medical School researchers. (They tracked 822 people who took either 1,200 mg of calcium every day or a placebo.) Though the study was not on milk itself, you can get the same amount of calcium in three 8-ounce glasses of fat-free milk, along with an 8-ounce serving of yogurt or a 2- to 3-ounce serving of low-fat cheese daily.
Read more on Prevention.com
HealthCancer Rate: Olden Days And Today The Risk And Preventions by lanxebony(op): 8:23pm On Feb 20, 2015
Here are a few things you can do to prevent the chances of cancer:
1. Filter your tap water:
When you filter your water, your chances of being opened to chemicals that are very dangerous to your hormones are very low. exposure suggests that home-filtered tap water is a safer than bottled water, whose quality often is not higher—and in some cases is worse. Always store your water in stainless steel or glass to avoid chemical contaminants that can percolate from plastic bottles.
(Olden days water are preserved wt alums and stored in claypot)

2.Stop topping your Car tank
: pumping one last squirt of gas into your car after the nozzle clicks off can spill fuel and foil the pump’s vapor recovery system, designed to keep toxic chemicals such as cancer-causing benzene out of the air, where they can come in contact with your skin or get into your lungs(then cars and other auto mobiles are not available much transportation is by animals ).


3. Marinate meat first
:Always allow your processed, charred, and well-done meats to get absorbed in a sauce or its flavoring. This is because the meats can contain cancer-causing heterocyclic amines, which form when meat is cooked at a very high temperature. Note that the fact that a meat is burnt does not mean it is totally cooked. If possible, cut down on grilled meat, but if not, make sure the meats are well-seasoned before you proceed to cook them( foods are cooked and preserved well, nt now junks and fast food have taken over our home dishes).


4. Caffeinated Cofees every day Goes a long way
It has been made known that drinking 5 or more cups of caffeinated coffee a day has a 40% decrease the risk of brain cancer, compared to those who drank less. A 5-cup-a-day coffee habit reduces risks of oral and throat cancer almost as much.
(caffeines and its product are nt available in large amount and quantity den compared to now)

5. Water down your risk
:Drinking plenty of water and other liquids may reduce the risk of bladder cancer by diluting the concentration of cancer-causing agents in urine and helping to flush them through the bladder faster. Drink at least 8 cups of liquid a day(the major liquid consumed then is water and herbs compared to now dat we have more dan enof bottled drink and are mostly cacinogenic).


6. Burn off your risk
:Moderate exercise such as walking 2 hours a week cuts risk of breast cancer 18%. Regular workouts may lower your risks by helping you burn fat, which otherwise produces its own estrogen, a known contributor to breast cancer(major means of transportation den is tru leg wagons and animally benz).


7. Head off cell phone risks
Always use earphones when you are on a long call. Do not take a long call with your ears stuck to your phone. This increases Cancer risks. Use your cell phone only for short calls or texts, or use a hands-free device that keeps the phone—and the radio frequency energy it emits—away from your head(midnight callers... u are at risk ooo then calls are made only on nitel and for short duration cos of d cost instead letters are used)

.
8. Wear colors of clothes that can ‘prevent’ cancer
Choosing your outdoor outfit wisely may help protect against skin cancer, say Spanish scientists. In their research, blue and red fabrics offered significantly better protection against the sun’s UV rays than white and yellow ones did. Also never forget to leave your home without your hat( head gears and cap are worn by women and men respectively so also beautiful traditional attires).


9. Increase your calcium intake
Milk’s main claim to fame may also help protect you from colon cancer. Those who took calcium faithfully for 4 years had a 36% reduction in the development of new precancerous colon polyps 5 years after the study had ended, revealed Dartmouth Medical School researchers. (They tracked 822 people who took either 1,200 mg of calcium every day or a placebo.) Though the study was not on milk itself, you can get the same amount of calcium in three 8-ounce glasses of fat-free milk, along with an 8-ounce serving of yogurt or a 2- to 3-ounce serving of low-fat cheese daily.
Read more on Prevention.com
RomanceRe: Lady’s Cheating Habit Exposed Few Days To Wedding By Doctors. by lanxebony(m): 9:51pm On Feb 19, 2015
OkunrinMeta:
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U knw wat u are a big ode wen u knw ure right u will knw dat a breech in confidentiality is purnishable under law. And as a dr he/she lincenced should be sized
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Am I Getting Too Many PM'S by lanxebony(m): 9:41pm On Feb 19, 2015
No mind her , aunty join Nl today,she opened a thrend dat she is beautiful and doesnt hv a b.f.
Trust nl mod d yamayama topic don make front page where better topics dey o.
She sha wan gain attentn say she don cum and maybe she tinks nl guys are fools n she can scam them(walai dis grl get sense small)winks.
She don open anoda trend nw say why she dey get 2much pm(s). U ask 4 1 God gve u 1million u dey complain. Mtcheew dnt worry ur nl senior will tell u how grls lyk u are Bleep b4 daybreak.
RomanceRe: Lady’s Cheating Habit Exposed Few Days To Wedding By Doctors. by lanxebony(m): 2:53pm On Feb 19, 2015
huhfirst of all d doctor is mad even though the groom is his brother he should maintain confidentiality as dats part of medical ethics
2. D lady should sue d doctor for breech of contract and confidentiality
3.how did d guy get to knw
Bt i thinkd wedding should hold and in their privacy dey should discuss it and keep it as a secret coz every family(couple)has a secret
CareerRe: Who Is The Care Giver? Nurses Or Doctors by lanxebony(op): 9:09pm On Feb 07, 2015
Have seen drs wearing jewellries into a theater (o.m.g infectn is real). Drs common u talked about dat medical student anatomy differs 4rm nurses anatomy txtbooks,sowi dats a big lie. U cant only see greater dan ur view.
During my clinicals at a ward round a consultant was even disappointed at one was student coz he cant even per4m physical examinatn wc was done by a student nurse just imagine.
D ego is been built in dem since there days in medical sch. Nursing is changing catch us if u can
To u who tink nurse cant prescribe, uve nt been to rurals 4 phc settings 4 ur clincals.
To d patients nurses own them nt d drs. Thanks change ur view abt nurses dey are dope. We gat diffrent procedures and stick to urs and feel d mordern trend in nursing practice

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