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LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by lanxebony(m): 5:33pm On Oct 31, 2017
Mention me bro
HealthRe: Mass Exit Of Doctors Looms In Lagos Hospitals. by lanxebony(m): 8:56am On Oct 31, 2017
Drs are the most stupid team mate in the health industry, they want to dominate everything, even when other health professionals want something they go against it. Are they the only denied stuffs, fine it's not working instead they should collaborate with others they will be back stabning them.
Demigods of the health care
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply for Mega Graduate and Internship Positions at The Nigerian Army Hospital by lanxebony(m): 10:31pm On Oct 27, 2017
ultron12345:
No, go and apply in johesu medical centre
Heeen so younaa wan carry the beef come here oya mention me when you're ready for the truth , awon Oni inferiority complex
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply for Mega Graduate and Internship Positions at The Nigerian Army Hospital by lanxebony(m): 2:25pm On Oct 27, 2017
What about nurses abeg can we apply for internship too
PoliticsRe: Dapo Abiodun To Contest For Ogun Governorship (Photos) by lanxebony(m): 9:01am On Oct 11, 2017
If he is not yewa/awori he is wasting his money and time
RomanceRe: What Position Is This? (pic) by lanxebony(m): 8:53pm On Aug 24, 2017
Genupectoral position
PoliticsRe: IPOB Nurses Spotted Administering Free Medical Care Because Of Nnamdi Kanu. PICS by lanxebony(m): 8:30pm On Aug 24, 2017
All I see is auxiliary calling themselves nurses
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Am A Nurse, What Is Your Super Power? by lanxebony(m): 5:50pm On Jul 23, 2017
I'm a nurse, that's my superpower.

I'm a nurse , handsome enough to stop your heart and skilled enough to restart it

I'm a nurse I carried , observe and dispose your body fluid with dignity

I'm a nurse I get my scrub stained with coffee just to be with you.

I'm a nurse I earn it with my blood, sweat and time and not just a girl sneaking up around your house with a blue and red pen thinking she is learning an act

I'm a nurse cos caring for one is an act of love but I cared for million because I'm a nurse.

I'm a nurse I am the heart and soul of the health care,
I get good training to stab your gluteus at the upper right quadrant and not hit your sciatic

Nurses are not only beautiful they Re also handsome
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Am A Nurse, What Is Your Super Power? by lanxebony(m): 5:49pm On Jul 23, 2017
I'm a nurse, that's my superpower.
I'm a nurse , handsome enough to stop your heart and skilled enough to restart it
I'm a nurse I carried , observe and dispose your body fluid with dignity
I'm a nurse I get my scrub stained with coffee just to be with you.
I'm a nurse I earn it with my blood, sweat and time and not just a girl sneaking up around your house with a blue and red pen thinking she is learning an act
I'm a nurse cos caring for one is an act of love but I cared for million because I'm a nurse.
I'm a nurse I am the heart and soul of the health care, I get good training to stab your gluteus at the upper right quadrant and not hit your sciatic
Nurses are not only beautiful they Re also handsome
Christianity EtcRe: MY Experience With The Supernatural, Ghost And Spirits Do Exist. by lanxebony(m): 4:37am On Jul 22, 2017
Pls is like I need help.here too, on Wednesday I dreamt my dad died and it get fussy somehow, but yesterday around 11;20pm someone called from work that a member of staff had an accident and died instantly on her way home after work.




More also I told you to look into my profile and you've been ignoring my Mention. Dlordsamurai
Christianity EtcRe: MY Experience With The Supernatural, Ghost And Spirits Do Exist. by lanxebony(m): 11:38am On Jul 20, 2017
Dlordsamurai:
ok as i have quoted you, the certificate will be release and you will find an unexpected favour.
Pls do check my profile and tell me what you see
CelebritiesRe: Feed Your Daughter This - Kemi Olunloyo Drags Seyi Law And His Daughter Again by lanxebony(m): 6:55pm On Jul 18, 2017
StarPlayer:
Lol

On the contrary, I think the baby is beginning to actually loose weight. From that picture, she is not as fat as she used to be, it's only her cheeks that is still chubby. If not for pride, Seyi law should be thanking aunty kemi for her advices because he is definitely following it codedly.
One way or the other, she is actually making sense. The child is obese , and excessive fat i's bad for a growing baby.
Sheyi codedly seeking therapy
Christianity EtcRe: MY Experience With The Supernatural, Ghost And Spirits Do Exist. by lanxebony(m): 10:19pm On Jul 17, 2017
Dlordsamurai:
lol bro, you aint strange, you are perfectly ok.
Check my picture and see if you're correct about me I'll let you know
Christianity EtcRe: MY Experience With The Supernatural, Ghost And Spirits Do Exist. by lanxebony(m): 9:25am On Jul 17, 2017
luminouz:
Urs is quite different bro!!!!!
Seems ur spirit struggled to enter ur body in those scenarios.... But its a bit worrisome to me sha
It happens alot. I couldn't tell my mum what's really happened but it's look like battle or struggle I.dont even know
Christianity EtcRe: MY Experience With The Supernatural, Ghost And Spirits Do Exist. by lanxebony(m): 9:12am On Jul 17, 2017
Dlordsamurai:
thats sleep paralysis and there is a spiritual meaning to it.
Oya pls explain , cos have been trying to find its meaning fr yrs
Christianity EtcRe: MY Experience With The Supernatural, Ghost And Spirits Do Exist. by lanxebony(m): 4:43am On Jul 17, 2017
Something happened to me back then which I don't really know the meaning not once , twice or so.
I was staying with my step mom after eating she step out around 7pm and I decided to relax, and immediately I slept off, she came back and was knocking the door, I could hear her knock bt could not stand up to open , I can't even move my body, I was struggling to wake up etc. I was hearing people calling my name to open the door . Finally when I woke up I saw lot of people downstair, someone was bringing ladder to come in through the balcony I felt embarrassed.
2 days after the same thing happened , after a banger was thrown in to kitchen I immediately stood up.

Some had happened bt in the midnight when no one can call me or whatsoever
CelebritiesRe: Why I Don't Know The Meaning Of Bsc- Ese Eriata by lanxebony(m): 9:41am On May 28, 2017
I'm Kendricks voice- bitch be humble
Using defense mechanism, no need to blame the camera or the light for your brain block sorry brain damage ,when tboss couldn't recite the anthem she was painted black in different shades even this Ese sef taunt her now deal.with your KARMA.
CareerRe: Nurses Forum: Let's Meet Here by lanxebony(m): 10:05am On May 20, 2017
shndy:
Nurses in the house....I have a bit of a situation. My cousin is taking bsc nursing in the Philippines. We just found out the country doesnt register nor licence foreign students. Without the registration number she can't sit for Nclex.
Pls what options has she got? Can she go register with the nursing council in Nigeria?
Tx in advance
I'll.share a contact with you , he is a student in Philippines too Maybe he can help
PoliticsRe: Boy Scouts: Reno Omokri's Son Gets Promoted In Rank - Photos by lanxebony(m): 8:42am On May 18, 2017
He is giving his son the best legacy on non formal education, he knows how to train a boy to become a man. Try visiting the scout association of Nigeria too and see thier requirements for yourself. It's just a pity that Nigeria scouting system is not encouraging good badging system.
EducationRe: Nursing Students And Aspirants by lanxebony(m): 10:35pm On Apr 30, 2017
barbiee:
I prefer anaesthetic nursing
Snapcore , intensive care nursing is good and you earn well but I'm trying to jump into anesthetics
EducationRe: Nursing Students And Aspirants by lanxebony(m): 10:38pm On Apr 03, 2017
RN is what makes you a licensed practitioner ,BNSC is just educational qualification
EducationRe: Nursing Students And Aspirants by lanxebony(m): 7:48am On Apr 03, 2017
..........
At the just concluded leaders conference in Kaduna, we resolved as follows :

That BNSc should be the ultimate for all Nurses

That where possible
Schools of Nursing school should be absorbed by the University in the locality

That other schools that could not be absorbed by any University should be converted to Colleges of Nursing to award academic certificates

That having a professional qualification without academic qualification is the major problem of Nursing education which the Council intend to correct

That Nursing education cannot be operated outside the educational policy of Nigeria which is based on 6-3-3-4 system. There schools of Nursing are obsolete

That students admitted into colleges of Nursing shall spend a total of 4yrs as ND1,ND2,HND1,and HND2. RN examination shall be taken at HND 1 while RM or RPHN shall be at HND 2.
Thereafter, the graduate of the school shall go for IT(Clinical posting ) for one year before NYSC.

The graduates of College of Nursing shall hold RN, RM/RPHN and HND.

The graduates of University shall hold RN, RM, RPHN and BNSc

That if the Federal Government eventually resolved the dichotomy between HND and BSc then the two will then be at par.

#copied

What's your view of HND nursing
EducationRe: Nursing Students And Aspirants by lanxebony(m): 12:59pm On Mar 30, 2017
snapscore:
@lanexboy do you have any nursing interventions for pts who firmly believe in their delusion?
Delusion is a psychiatric disorder characterized by false believe and perception which nurses must give their holistic approach to. My view and intervention are
1. Create a good nurse -pt r/ship to facilitate good care and trust

2. Let pt see that they are been deluded and what dey are assuming is real is totally fake by given examples bit do not argue with them cos they might be aggressive

3. Anxiety, anger and other antigen should be watched out for cos it promotes delusion , identify their anxiety symptoms and counsel them on way to avoid it

4. Family and Friends should stay to support them and bringing the real sense into them

5. Keep them busy and introduce sociality into them gradually by given occupational therapy approach

6. Drug regimen should be considered the basic as prescribed antipsychotics such as haloperidol should be administered correctly
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by lanxebony(m): 4:12pm On Mar 20, 2017
Threebear:
Enjoy
See that again... there you go, believing everything your celebrity put up , it's not about the money here it's about the time factor do the math 30 shows impossible in a week . It's not every week that show pop up, think with your brain and not your kidney.
Most money are made during the weekend .
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by lanxebony(m): 4:02pm On Mar 20, 2017
Threebear:
Nigga stop talking from your village, come to lag and lekki where time is money and more then twenty activities are happening at once. Who has time to give you 8 hours per show. That is only applicable when they travel outside Nigeria or their jurisdiction. Normally they breeze in, perform a few medley and breeze out.Even serious minded upcoming singers are making more than 50k per week. No talk Wetin you no sabi.
Mr bear reset your mindset it's never possible 30show in a week everything doesn't revolve around u... Over sabi is your p
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by lanxebony(m): 3:35pm On Mar 20, 2017
Threebear:
Those guys charge more than two million naira per show. They have more than 30 shows per week. Do the maths yourself.
30 shows per week ,hmmmmm Wehdon sir,
A week is 7 days and a show can last for 8 hrs minimum and human energy( ATP) level of consumption is define. Rest hr and off hr
Baba now 30shows too much and it's not all week dey work
EducationRe: Nursing Students And Aspirants by lanxebony(m): 4:05pm On Mar 17, 2017
snapscore:
I guess I could share my experience so far at the psychiatric unit. So I have only been there for three days and I love it. I was really excited about going to the psych unit but I got a little bit scared on my first day. I was super guarded and I didn't approach a lot of patients. Yesterday was probably the most exiting experience I've had so far. The atmosphere was different right from when I walked in. The patients were escalating and agitated. Even the one that usually says hi ignored me. As usual, I found myself in the middle of everything.

One of the patients got angry want wanted to go into the nursing station. The nursing station has small doors that can be locked from inside. I happened to be on the same side of the patient and I was dead scared. The patient started yelling and trying to break the door, requesting that the nurses open it for him. I literally started begging my friend to open the door and that I didn't want to be outside the nursing station. Now first of all, she doesn't know how to open the door and even if the does, the patient might enter. That puts her safety at risk. I started feeling sooo small and scared and I wanted to cry. I felt like I needed to leave the place. My heart started racing and my breaths were quick and shallow. So I told my other friend with me that we should completely leave the unit. We both left the unit until I was a bit calm. I took some deep breaths and went back in. When I think back now, I guess I felt the way I did because I was soo scared, I felt so small and like I was oozing fear and everyone could smell my fear. I also felt embarrassed because I was afraid but I guess that's normal.

After a while, the nurse I was following sort of noticed because I wouldn't leave the nursing station after that. He pulled me aside and took me to the activity room to talk to me. He told me it's okay to be afraid and even he does too but in the psych unit is a place where one has to hold his/her emotions. Yesterday was great. Even after everything it was a wonderful experience. I enjoyed every bit of it especially becasue I got a chance to carry out some interventions on my care plan.

Can't wait to go back next week.
Which psych Hosp is that, I had mine at aro and I would love to.write about it too
Car TalkRe: Top 10 Funny Looking Cars In The World by lanxebony(m): 7:20am On Mar 14, 2017
AutoReportNG2:
7. 1967 Dodge Deora

This Deora looks like a futuristic El Camino, and was designed as a pickup. The front end of the vehicle looks very much like the rear end of many cars because there is no visible hood. Detroit’s Alexander Brothers were responsible for this design that was promoted as the pickup of the future, according to an article in Popular Mechanics. Luckily, it was a concept car that never made it to the future. Take the wheels/tires off and it resembles something that will, someday, be flying in the air.

Source
http://www.autoreportng.com/2017/03/top-10-funny-looking-cars-in-world.html
This car is used in grand theft San Andres mehn you will love to handle it for pick up
EducationRe: Nursing Students And Aspirants by lanxebony(m): 9:21am On Mar 10, 2017
chiomanatalie:
Please what's the difference between Nursing in the University and School of Nursing?
This is it , nursing is a science and not an act, most people think nursing is what you learn but instead its what you study. Sch of nursing makes this a reality by training nursing student in the science of nursing and helping individual holistically for a period of 3 calender yr. During this period the students are exposed to lots of things clinically and during there study block session and with these that are given a license from the nursing council, the board that direct the affair of nursing in the country.
Now the big problem is nurses are been ridiculed because of their study year by other team mates most esp the Drs, and they ( nurses ) are seen as an inferior participants based on their year of study
This leads to the cry for degree among nurses to meet up with the academic qualification of other professionals.
A Dr has a degree in medicine and surgery now a graduate nurse has a degree in nursing science (RN,RM and public health) instead of the only RN he had in his nursing sch
Nurses with RN are advuxed to top up their certificate to degree so.as to meet up with the current education standard of the profession
A nurse spent 5 years to get his degree with a yr internship making 6 , a Dr spent 6 urs with a yr housemanship marking 7

So the joy of nursing is to study and be a degree nurse and keep the nursing flag higher
EducationRe: Nursing Students And Aspirants by lanxebony(m): 4:43pm On Mar 07, 2017
Application Form for Admission into Basic General Nursing Programme of School of Nursing, Sacred Heart Hospital, Lantoro, Abeokuta is now available for the 2017/2018 admission session.

Prospective candidates must possess the Senior Secondary School Certificate (eg. WAEC or NECO)with at least FIVE credits including English Language, Mathematics, Biology, Chemistry and Physics at not more than two sittings.

Cost Of Forms
Interested applicants for 2017/2018 Admission into the School of Nursing, Sacred Heart Hospital Lantoro should make a payment of Ten Thousand Naira Only (#10,000.00)

Bank Details
BANK NAME: FIDELITY BANK PLC.
ACCOUNT NAME: SACRED HEART HOSPITAL

Applicants must be between the ages of 17 and 34

Admission Schedule
Wednesday, 5th July 2017 Closure of Admission Portal
Saturday, 8th July 2017 Entrance Examination
Saturday, 29th July 2017 Entrance Examination Results
Saturday, 5th August 2017 Interview: Written & Oral and Verification of credentials
Saturday, 19th August 2017 Interview Results: Successful Candidates will be required to process the verification of their certificates with WAEC or NECO
Friday, 15th September 2017 Wait List Check-up
Saturday, 7th October 2017 Resumption in Hostel

DISCLAIMER: Admissions into the School of Nursing is exclusively handled by the School’s Admission Office only and should not be sought through any agent. The School of Nursing will not be responsible/liable for monies paid or admissions sought by prospective applicants through individuals or bodies acting as admission agents of the School.

For more information check the SCHOOL WEBSITE

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