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Jobs/VacanciesRe: United Kingdom Employs 353 Nigerian Doctors In 100 Days by lanxebony(m): 2:16pm On Sep 22, 2021
Meanwhile, within Jan to this June over 7000 nurses crossed over to practice in the UK. Let Nigeria govt dey there .
CareerRe: What Have You Heard Concerning Male Nurses by lanxebony(m):
The stereotype that had been attached to the profession "Nursing" is deadly. Some of you here never had an encounter with a nurse before but the assumption and rumors you've had about nurses is what you keep spreading. E.g Nigeria beat India 1-100, the ball was tuning to lion etc.
Same way most of you have not experienced a professional nurse, it's only those secondary sch girl that you see in white and u think they are nurses.
Wellz , I believe nurses are not sex object.

Btw, most nurses are female. You see the one you like , you manipulated her into dating you. You had sex and you said she liked it because she's a nurse. How does your profession indicate your libidinal range?
So other professionals no dey knack ?
The first thing that comes to your mind when you see a nurse is sex. Stop it nurses are not sex object.
PoliticsRe: DSS Operatives Produce IPOB Leader, Nnamdi Kanu In Court by lanxebony(m): 3:37pm On Jun 29, 2021
festacman:
As young boy scout, we used to sing: "A Scout is a friend to all and brother to every other scout, no matter to what country, class or creed the others may belong."

I believe the same principle applies even more strongly to professional police personnel. Mazi Nnamdi Kanu/IPOB should have known that killing police in Nigeria breaks the hearts of police officer anywhere in the world. It was a matter of time before INTERPOL, in espirit de corps, tracked and arrested him.
Scout law4 it keeps me updated . Let enforcement work together anywhere.
CelebritiesRe: Is He Pregnant With Twins? – Nigerians React To Wande Coal’s Weight Gain (video) by lanxebony(m): 7:57am On May 01, 2021
Most of you don't know the effect of drug abuse and it's effect on mental health. Side effects of most of the antipsychotics drugs is weight gain.


Watch it .
SportsRe: Medals Table At The National Sports Festival. by lanxebony(m): 5:25pm On Apr 14, 2021
hecomeshome:
Since that is you silly insinuation, don't the other states have money to buy medals too?
You better be careful how you spill nonsense on public forums.
Now I know you're a fool. Koleye e. So athletes that trained hard should be rob off their medals
SportsRe: Medals Table At The National Sports Festival. by lanxebony(m): 4:57pm On Apr 14, 2021
hecomeshome:
You think it's all about money? Is Lagos state not very wealthy? Why aren't they topping medals standing all the time too?
Don't just say something you think is correct. Can you substantiate what you just said with facts?
I never wrote that it was wrong for an athlete to play for another state. Never you assume what you don't know , medal were bought at the festival. That's all. If you're not believe then go hang yourself
SportsRe: Medals Table At The National Sports Festival. by lanxebony(m): 11:21am On Apr 14, 2021
hecomeshome:
You think it's all about money? Is Lagos state not very wealthy? Why aren't they topping medals standing all the time too?
Don't just say something you think is correct. Can you substantiate what you just said with facts?
I'll only ask you this questions. Are you an athletes?
Are you at the festival?
Did you witness what I posted ?
If your answers are no then keep quite. You're not in position to argue with me.

Thank God the festival is over now let me go and rest my body
SportsRe: Medals Table At The National Sports Festival. by lanxebony(m): 6:30am On Apr 14, 2021
If you're at the festival, you'll know how sport politics works. The very way Edo bought their way into the gold medal table. Last night at the boxing ring , gunshots were heard everywhere just because Lagos won more medal, for gymnastics Edo cart away with over 18 gold's out of 21 which was a glaring robbery.
Delta knows how to play it well better, they go for athletes from other state that are good and offer them mouth watering contracts for two years to win for their state. No wonder Delta always top medal table .
SportsRe: FG Counters Edo Government, Says Sports Festival Continues by lanxebony(m): 8:41am On Apr 09, 2021
tonididdy:
The FG refused to release funds meant for your sporting activities... Blame them nor Edo state govt!
So is the fed also responsible for given good accomodations, nice arrangements for athletes and others. First day here we didn't have a place to sleep we were allocated to a place without toilets and bath.


Not until the 2nd-3rd day of festival that they are almost solving their in-house errors
SportsRe: FG Counters Edo Government, Says Sports Festival Continues by lanxebony(m): 8:37am On Apr 09, 2021
EbenezerTriumph:
make una do come dey go abeg, my career is stagnating due to this una useless festival
Imagine! When ASUU held you down , what did you do? When corona came did you fight it? Now because some people are here for just 2 weeks that's almost running out , you're wailing. God heal your soul.
SportsRe: FG Counters Edo Government, Says Sports Festival Continues by lanxebony(m): 2:01pm On Apr 08, 2021
Na there I kuku dey with my Squash team. The Edo state government has little in place for the program . So unorganized and forced

HealthRe: Nurses In Ogun Wear Polythene Bags To Treat Suspected COVID-19 Patient (Photo) by lanxebony(m): 11:50pm On May 04, 2020
The true story, the nurse wey only joking around asking that since they didn't provide ppe for them , is that what the management want them to wear. And someone just took the pics and post it on the internet.
Morale lesson, not everyone you call friend is your friend.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Receives Briefing From Osagie Ehanire And Chikwe Ihekweazu by lanxebony(m): 3:00pm On Mar 28, 2020
Even our health minister wear the mask wrong , how sure are we the picture is not Photoshop, let bubu address us openly
HealthRe: Please Help! What Did You Use In Treating "Oka Ori" In Your New Born Baby by lanxebony(m): 1:29pm On Feb 27, 2020
A baby sinuses never closes well at birth, okay Ori is not a disease, consult your doctor and don't let any body deceive you.
HealthRe: As A Surgeon, What Is The Most Dangerous Thing You Have Found Inside A Patient? by lanxebony(m): 12:51pm On Feb 23, 2020
My chief once told me she had thyroidectomy and after the surgery she kept feeling sick and d surgery was done by a consultant. She doesn't want to use her hospital cos of guest and staff coming to her after surgery.
Damn after 2 years it was discovered that a guauze was forgotten in her neck, she felt embarrassed as a perioperative nurse that such happened to her. She has been in lot on surgery and always make sure silly mistakes doesn't happen during her call and why must it be her.
And she specifically requested for a consultant so that mistake wouldn't happened but ....

Thank God for life. She doesnt like sharing this cos of her position. It took her time before she can come out
EducationRe: OAU ODL First Set Writes Final Paper in A Joyful Mood After Five Years by lanxebony(m): 10:10am On Dec 22, 2019
Lautech offers odl, the sacrifice is much. You spend more. I'm a student of nursing science under lodlc. The program gives us more chance to get over degree faster. The havoc sch of nursing has caused us is what we are facing now. Most of the students are older adult. We run 3 semester in a year making the program faster , 2 week for exam and face-2-face facilitation. Everyday online class on the lms.
It's not as easy as u think
RomanceSuperstition Or Real? by lanxebony(op): 6:23pm On Sep 16, 2019
Hi guys,
There's this babe I met through my big bro. He called me one of his friend ( the babe) needed a consultation on something and he gave her my num.
Fast forward>> sha , one thing let to another and this babe and I vibes. Omo, naso my bro called me that I shouldn't nack the babe cos one time like that he don also nack the babe, so therefore its a tabbo in yoruba land for siblings to date or have sex with the same person.
That there's a death curse on one of them if one is sick and the other visits the sick one. The sick one will die cos they've both had sex with the same person.


How true is this to my NL legends
CrimeRe: Lady Blasts Randle Hospital Nurse Who Refused To Attend To Her Ailing Daughter by lanxebony(m): 6:10am On Sep 16, 2019
Most of y'all dont know jack about the health care protocol. Your run to the Hosp when youre sick and complain the nurse didnt attend to you.

1. the nurse is to screen you and the Dr is to clerk you. Most of you won't face the Dr that refuse to see you cos (s)he is on round , busy with another client or resting. You won't attack your Dr for not attending to you on time but see your nurses as evil.

2. A child had been sick for days after your trial and error in your house , youll now rush the sick child to the Hosp crying emergency, calm your nerves. No one will run cos of you. You can't run in ans expect everyone to run also. Thats why youre in the Hosp.

3. Hosp works with triage system. Sometimes its not as you come into the hospital but how severe your case is. Most of y'all won't visit govt Hosp where you can get good medical practitioner due to reasons best know to you , irrespective most of the private Hosp you visit are managed by quacks.

4. Dont expect to come to the Hosp with a test from another laboratory outside the Hosp and expect them to use the test to treat you. If you already know the test to run , then you should know the drug to use.

5. Many at times will google their diagnoses diagnosis before coming in.to the Hosp and expect to know better than someone who had spent 5-7 yrs in sch in just one hour. Okay

6. Many will come to the Hosp with the aim of fighting the nurse because they believe the nurse is nobody but will see the Dr as the god dey came to worship.

7. In govt Hosp, know that if you're taking your child to see a Dr for complaint that are relative to minor illness .
You should go by 7am-3pm cos that's when ckinc opens
From 4 or 5pm its called call hour. Only emergencies that will be attended to.


Your nurse or drs are not super humans too. Be nice to them
HealthRe: Lady Accuses Hospitals Of Turning C-section To A Profit Making Venture by lanxebony(m): 3:01pm On Aug 10, 2019
Well, won't blame many here most of y'all are educated illiterate. Have you ever checked data and statistical records of maternal and infant mortality rate from a decade ago? Then you'll appreciate your medical teams more.
2 days ago, a lady (21yrs) came into my ER with generalized swelling , 34weeks pregnant, BP = 180/120mmHg, in respiratory distress (wheezing) , and coughing out blood
Had been in a church for over 4 days doing irapada when she fainted , then she as rushed into the ER.

Dear friends , can such lady birth the baby herself?

2. Some women do have a male pelvis , ànd study proved that male's pelvis are not designed for birthing
Pls what do you recommend.

3. A woman who.has been in labour for over 8hrs with no further cervical progressions and she's in serious pain, fetal heart rate is increasing , sir/ma would you want to risk not going under the knife?

4. Study proved that women of over 40yrs are at high risk of after birth bleeding , CS should be considered in such age group. Would you want your wife to bleed to death?

5. Malpresentation of babies or overweight babies , pls what do you suggest.

An experienced Dr knows immediately wen to carry out a CS or not .
CS is not a death sentence , it is to help both mother and child.
Some mothers prefer CS to normal vagina delivery.



NB A govt Hosp Dr doesn't gain anything for doing a million CS a day , it doesn't add to his pay at the end of the month.

Private Hosp are the scam this country, most of them are either quacks or ill trained .
They use quacks as nurses (auxiliaries) and hire drs to perform the surgeries




Shalom
BusinessRe: For Sale : New 70 Inches LG Smart Tv And 65 Inches Samsung Curve For Sale by lanxebony(m): 7:34pm On May 08, 2019
Price pls
CareerRe: Nigerian Doctor Doctor Narrates Trouble They Face To Get Their N40K Salary by lanxebony(m): 8:28am On May 06, 2019
If a nurse should come out and complain of getting 40k all of u will cry your eyes out complaining #wetinnursesdeydosef , and na d same health field after 7 yrs in sch and (s)he comes out and 40k, imagine. Right to all health practitioners, we demand better
Technology MarketRe: Doctor/ Patient Queuing System by lanxebony(m): 9:17am On May 02, 2019
That's not how most Hosp works , you work with triage and even most GOPD adopts triage.
Most severe to less severe .
HealthRe: Mum Says Onitsha Hospital Nurses Told Her To Buy Thermometer To Check Her Baby by lanxebony(m): 12:58pm On Apr 24, 2019
Let me make a defence!
In a country or state of hospital where you dont have an infrared thermometer, that you can use to check without body contact. It is advisable to have yours to prevent cross infection.
Now the mother is quick to act, not knowing the nurse is at her defence.
Your drs won't tell you that because you see them as saints, they are the one who doesn't require thermometer, but will send the baby back to the nurse if the temperature is not documented.
Nigerians and hypocrisy...
In a country where what you need to provide your greatest service to your patients are not available , you gats to improvise.
Mercury Thermometer is #200 , cross infection gotten from public use of thermometer can make you spend thousands.
Prevention is cheaper than cure .


#love a nurse.
AutosRe: I Need A Clean Corolla Bank Type In Abuja Or Any Other Place by lanxebony(m): 7:22pm On Apr 18, 2019
Luckybelt:
I need a clean corolla bank type in Abuja or any other place
There is one for sale at Ogun state, DM if you're interested
LiteratureRe: The Deadly Seduction by lanxebony(m): 3:20pm On Apr 17, 2019
Mention me seyi, following steadily
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EducationRe: Funny Way Lecturers Behave After Bagging Their Ph.d(pics). by lanxebony(m): 10:32am On Mar 24, 2019
TD4real:
na only for nigeria i dey hear this kind thing. like what is wrong with being addressed by your first name .... smh
Professionalism in health sector is achieved with surname you address a nurse or Dr with his surname
Its odd for u to call Dr.Wale or nurse kemi, a professional is addressed with his surname e.g Nurse odunoye , Dr.Effiong
EducationRe: Funny Way Lecturers Behave After Bagging Their Ph.d(pics). by lanxebony(m): 5:28am On Mar 24, 2019
Funny but true, recently I got employed by the ogun state Hosp management board and I was transferred to the Hosp where my nursing sch was, because most of them knew when I was a student and now I'm a snr staff in the Hosp most still call me by my first name instead of surname. Recently I had to change it for one of them who feels this young chap of then , he will call me authoritatively as if he feeds me or paid for my schooling.
I told him Mr , you have to address me with my surname this night , its unprofessional pls, but he thought I was trying to insult him in front of people.
And I really wanted that cos patients now call me by my first name instead of surname and its cos he disrespect me whenever he comes to my unit .
EducationRe: LAUTECH ODL Courses And Mode Of Entry by lanxebony(m): 9:14pm On Feb 23, 2019
But be ready to pay with your life , we know what we are facing currently on it
CelebritiesRe: Yemi Alade And DJ Cuppy In Abidjan, Working On A Special Project (Photos) by lanxebony(m): 8:18am On Feb 23, 2019
And these ones will come and sing about how Nigeria is not working , how its electoral process is wack , citizens should go out and vote , now they dont have PVCs even If they do they are out of the country instead of promoting what they claim.to stand for.
RomanceRe: A Guy Having A Female Roommate In School by lanxebony(m): 10:13am On Feb 15, 2019
Mine is about to start, going for a 2 weeks exam at lautech and I'm about to share the room with my ex. She was saying she knew I might make advances but no problem. Immediately, I cleared her doubts that nothing will happen truout my stay with her ( but me sef know say na lie , I don pack condom for my bag)
PoliticsRe: Governor Amosun In Tears As Ogun State Youths Calls Buhari A Thief by lanxebony(m): 5:53am On Feb 12, 2019
He who doesn't knew about Ogun state politics should just keep.quite and not spew rubbish. Amosun brought dis to.himself. he knew the people will react cos openly yesterday he ordered dapo Abiodun standing poster display should be removed from the stadium, he openly engaged in anti party. Imagine, Ambode faced a knife to his throat but he acted maturely at the end. But amosun want to be a god father to the end , he bought buses for akinlade , he put up posters all.around the city for akinlade , hardly will you see an APC posters on display at Abeokuta, he never go to campaigns with the APC boys because he doesnt want Abiodun.
He met his doom yesterday when what would have been one of the best APC rallies in the country turn to dust,

Well.for the PDP e-rats expect such during PDP campaign too cos Ogun state is not settle for them too. Kasamu and Lado (both claiming gov candidate)
I know the e-rats and flat heads won't have a good response to that.
APC will.still win Ogun in the coming presidential election but might loose to ADC at the gubernatorial.


#shalom
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Confronts Amosun During Ogun APC Rally (PHOTOS) by lanxebony(m): 1:06am On Feb 12, 2019
If youre not from Ogun state you won't understand the politics of the state. The governor openly support anti-party, he defaced the state with opposition posters. I know Ogun state is a state of war for the presidential campaign. He can't eat his cake and have it. He is a tyrant. He should have allowed APC to have their day and free the hoodlums of his APM.
The show is not meant for Buhari, its just circumstance that led to it.

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