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Politics / Re: What We Need Is A Sovereign State, Not Pipeline Contracts – Militants by laprince(m): 4:53pm On May 27, 2016
kodded:






undecided undecided




2011 - 2015 = 5 years ?
undecided undecided
Lol. so, is he a Dullarkpo
Politics / Re: Niger Delta Avengers Unveils Currency by laprince(m): 4:28pm On May 27, 2016
pabjo:
God not now please, peace we need not war.

To me, Niger Delta has not declared war. They only want to become a country.

Its quite a simple thing.

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Jokes Etc / The Beauty Of Pidgin English by laprince(m): 4:20pm On May 27, 2016
A Warri mum called her son Ochuko on phone; Ochuko: Hello maleee Mum: Ochuko, that meat & fish don boil? Ochuko: Yes oo malee Mum: Abeg implicate salt & maggi, attach oil, pepper & sentence the crayfish and other small small fish dem to death ....then involve the leaves ...after 10 mins, discharge the pot from fire. You dey hear me so? Ochuko: yes malee ... shuoo, this food go good to download with Eba o! Mum: No worry, I don already detain some fufu for cooler... when time reach we go give dem amnesty.
Area!!!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Customer Service Job Opening At Richbond Concept Ltd by laprince(m): 7:44pm On May 24, 2016
GNLD. DTS ALL. I KNW THEM WELLA.

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Education / Re: Campus Politics, Hit Or Miss? by laprince(m): 5:28pm On May 24, 2016
mikolo80:
so if they threaten you and say you should bring your wife or your yansh come you will avoid conflict ba. that's how slavery starts. Acquiescence.

I understand you bro. But, I don't think its that serious. School politics is not Federal government politics oo

Besides, our politicians quickly keep their wards outside Nigeria before they ever vie for a political position.
Education / Re: Campus Politics, Hit Or Miss? by laprince(m): 7:50am On May 24, 2016
wins18:

Serious? Pls throw more light on that, I thought its all about enjoyment.

A course mate once missed his FINAL YEAR exams cos of death threats.

don't allow politics, cultism or any of such get along your way in academic pursuit.
Education / Re: Campus Politics, Hit Or Miss? by laprince(m): 7:20am On May 24, 2016
wins18:
I heard that b4 u contest, u must belong, how true is this?

Its very true they will come to you. Especially for positions that are above departmental levels, and, or when one of theirs is also contesting for same position.

For me, if you feel deeply threatened and uncomfortable, simply step down. Mine was not in that dimension though.

If the threat is too much, report to servicom in school. That's very obtainable in my school.

its not always to make you join them. It's mainly buying them drinks and creating a relationship with you. They use this to gain access to you, especially when they know your chance of winning is very high.

Even some comrados in kegites came to me and said I must buy palmwine for them. I did.

It actually made me to know them, but not to join them.

If you know the stress SOME go through being cultist, you won't even think about it.
Education / Re: Campus Politics, Hit Or Miss? by laprince(m): 6:43am On May 24, 2016
strong hit!!!

I was secretary to my department and later an Hon. Jst. in the S.U.G. Judicial council.

Mind you, I still graduated top 10 Elect Elect.

school politics is very tasking, fulfilling and refreshing.

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wins18:
I heard that b4 u contest, u must belong, how true is this?

Its very true they will come to you. Especially for positions that are above departmental levels, and, or when one of theirs is also contesting for same position.

For me, if you feel deeply threatened and uncomfortable, simply step down. Mine was not in that dimension though.

If the threat is too much, report to servicom in school. That's very obtainable in my school.

its not always to make you join them. It's mainly buying them drinks and creating a relationship with you. They use this to gain access to you, especially when they know your chance of winning is very high.

Even some comrados in kegites came to me and said I must buy palmwine for them. I did.

It actually made me to know them, but not to join them.

If you know the stress SOME go through being cultist, you won't even think about it.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please Help Me If There Is Correction by laprince(m): 8:46pm On May 23, 2016
princemexdex1:
@jaybee3: where is the error and pls can u help me to do the corrections so that I will submit it this morning . thanks.

I am a young, energetic and resourceful bla bla bla would be beta dan I am young, energetic and resourceful.

This will allow for parallelism law to hold.

dts just my opinion. I hope you get it.
Phones / Re: 7 Reasons To Password Your Devices by laprince(m): 5:41pm On May 23, 2016
Chrisx1x:
thats true,i think you made a reasonable point there

You can remove the sim and place it in another phone to check his contacts. That's if the said person didn't lock the sim.
Politics / Re: Rochas Okorocha's Maid, Charity Weds Hycenth (Photos) by laprince(m): 1:42pm On May 23, 2016
Nkem4040:


I know you are yoruba, so I'll help you. Igbos as Zaki said help to raise children that aren't theirs. Most...80% of Igbo family tend to adopt young girls and boys from the village, I'm talking about mostly age 5-15 yrs old, they raise these kids same way as they raise their own children...same school, clothing, room, e.t.c. Many instances you cannot differentiate by appearance that these kids are not their blood children as they are treated very well. They get them at young age so that they can mold, treat and assimilate them with their children. So that girl you see is a product of this Igbo wonderful assistance program...she not necessarily a maid as the media are reporting. Fellow Igbos know whats-up!

I am not ibo, but I can relate with this very well. ibos do this a lot. Even my neighbour is doing same here in lagos.

All hail the ibos jare.
igbo kwenu

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Politics / Re: Bakare: Why I Support Buhari On Deregulation And Opposed Jonathan by laprince(m): 7:44am On May 23, 2016
hucienda:
I am very ashamed of this 'Pastor'!

I hate hypocrisy... and yours stinks.

This save-face excuse has given you in... it has brought to the fore and exposed your glaring partisanship for the world to see.

An apology can do what a million hypocritical excuses will never do.

I really love your last sentence. It struck me. I just pray that I remember and use it all the days of my life.

Thanks so much.

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Politics / Re: Militants Blow Up NNPC Pipelines In Warri, Delta State by laprince(m): 8:35am On May 22, 2016
BankeSmalls:


Yawns
Of course that's the only success a united Nigeria has been holding for 56 long years, brutally killing the people of the old eastern region.

Sadly the nation has not improved one bit after the victory over the ibos, poverty and unemployment, insecurity and corruption has totally ground the nation to a halt.

That's why we are on this thread.


Next intelligent person abeg!

very sound one.

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Politics / Re: Militants Blow Up NNPC Pipelines In Warri, Delta State by laprince(m): 8:32am On May 22, 2016
worksmart:
The oil multinational companies are involved in this economic sabotage, otherwise what is their justification for almost totally shutting down their operation?

We need to sack them and run the upstream operations ourselves.

lol. My brother I had a year session with the NNPC in 2010. I tell you, Nigeria can't afford it.

No be beans. Besides, that would not even stop the bombings. It would even allow for better conditions for the NDA to operate.

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Education / Re: Courses You Must Go Through As An Enginner by laprince(m): 8:04am On May 22, 2016
Skoopy:
Circuit theorem.
Politics / Re: Sheriff Walking Out As PDP Sacks Him, Replaces Him Wit Makarfi by laprince(m): 8:53pm On May 21, 2016
madridguy:
PDP is dead long time ago and every effort by the enemies of Nigeria to bring back the cancerous, satanic, demonic party will FAIL.

Ameen.
PDP is dead. I agree with you. as a matter of fact, I agree very well.

However, I want a very vibrant opposition party now.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by laprince(m): 3:46am On May 21, 2016
ManuelRichard:
House biko...help.. is this legit??

I got this invite

Based on referral,BW enterprise invites you for a job screening beside sky bank East West Road,Rumuodara Port Harcourt Tomorrow. Time:8:30am.
RO/113/OSA

Ask them who referred you. If they can't provide an answer, tell them to get lost.

gnld spotted

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Romance / Re: My Ex Asks Me To Refund The 'N73k' She Spent On Me Or... Pls Advise Me by laprince(m): 6:40pm On May 20, 2016
osedvgirl:
abi na grin grin
But you funny walai.
Politics / Re: Militants Blow Up Escravos Pipeline In Delta by laprince(m): 6:14pm On May 20, 2016
wolfslair:

I got to be B careful
I just like you. lol
Politics / Re: Nigerian Army, Get Out Of Our Land: Ijaw Youths by laprince(m): 1:36pm On May 20, 2016
YourFatherYansh:

F.uck diplomacy.....who e epp undecided
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Diplomacy with bunch of riff raffs my ass

You dey ves. but, on the other hand, whether riff raffs or not , their backyard is the one sustaining our nation.

Its our government's fault. These suppose region is not the only one that can sustain our nation.
Politics / Re: Nigerian Army, Get Out Of Our Land: Ijaw Youths by laprince(m): 9:40am On May 20, 2016
rantmoniker:
Our land, our Oil na wash. A community that is trying to cripple the economy of a whole country now cries that soldiers should not cripple the local markets. Innocent will suffer when parents fail to train their children.

But, if the government is responsible, they should know that this people are not the only ones that can sustain our economy.
Politics / Re: Nigerian Army, Get Out Of Our Land: Ijaw Youths by laprince(m): 9:36am On May 20, 2016
YourFatherYansh:
Just of recent am beginning to take interest in this people of Niger delta...how myopic an shallow can diz guys be.l undecided.........culd it be the fumes frm crude oil exploration and refinning dat might have displaced d nerve responsible for reasoning in their system....?
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So Army presence is disturbing economy activities but the idiotic NDA activities of sabotaging government is rather enhancing economy activities I guess. .....Bas.tards.
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An ultimatum to release the youths u gave right?......Am not in position to say whether the arrest is justifiable or not. ..........but one tin i have come to realize is that most people from that region are cursed......They have been cursed to continually see reasons or fault with the federal government despite d gross ineptitude of thier L.G and state governors......
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If not for human right and jus som few reasonable minds there...I would hav suggested they take the people out of the world's map so dat we culd use d natural resources without some vagabonds holding d country to ransome. .....Afterall some countries where invaded by Israelites to enjoy d milk and honey of the land in ancient times biblically.. undecided undecided

you are not diplomatic one bit.
Politics / Re: Sarah Luka 2nd Chibokgirl Rescued by laprince(m): 8:31am On May 20, 2016
Saheed9:
whoever directed this script should be nominated for an Oscar.

lol. somehow, its like boko haram plant one girl alone, in different parts of the sambisa forest.

I dey laff
Politics / Re: Metuh Seeks Permision For Five-week Medical Trip To UK by laprince(m): 11:35pm On May 19, 2016
seunmsg:


Metuh truly needs to see a neurosurgeon if he thinks Nigerians will buy this badly acted script. In fact, he must be really mad. He told us before he was initially arrested that he can defend himself, he should stay in Nigeria and do just that. He must not be allowed to travel outside the country until this case is over.


I honestly want Metuh to face his trial and use the same hospitals himself and his cronies have created for us to use.

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Crime / Re: Wale Fakile Responds To Girlfriend's Battery Allegations (Photo) by laprince(m): 9:37pm On May 19, 2016
Leoswaggs:
I hustle use my moni manage buy dvd of 1thousand,television 5thousand one gal go come wan destroy my property untop say she drink vodka..in short,as she dey touch d remote,she don sign her beating certificates..nonsense.. I go beat u pass d way freeze wife beat her husband.

Chai, brox, you dey paranoid for the mata.
They always want to have a field day, even with their trash attitudes and violence too.
But, easy oo.

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Politics / Re: NSCDC Official Fires At A Truck In Akwa Ibom, Kills One (photo) by laprince(m): 6:05pm On May 19, 2016
it seems armed robbers are the only ones helping to shapen these bunch of disguised robbers.
Politics / Re: Amina Ali Flies Presidential Jet To Meet Buhari by laprince(m): 12:36pm On May 19, 2016
lol. Not to even reunite her with her family.

This is now becoming a doctored script in my eyes.
Get well soon Naija.

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Politics / Re: Protest Photos: Worker Carries Placard Changing APC To “Al Promises Cancelled" by laprince(m): 12:26pm On May 19, 2016
one Naijria

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Travel / Re: Egyptair Flight With 69 On Board Disappears by laprince(m): 11:07am On May 19, 2016
brownlord:


Idiat, tell me what can an ordinary citizen of a foreign country do to affect the fight against terrorism in Nigeria as mentioned by the person I quoted.

This is obviously why you're a dumb kid.
Travel / Re: Egyptair Flight With 69 On Board Disappears by laprince(m): 9:59am On May 19, 2016
brownlord:


Stfu, the people that ought to care about what's happening in Nigeria are government officials and politicians of those countries and not the ordinary citizens who most likely are the victims on board that plane.

Only government should care?
very dumb kid.

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Politics / Re: Army Updates On Rescued Chibok Girl: Confirms Name As Amina Ali by laprince(m): 9:32am On May 19, 2016
themall:
UNFPA! HOW many MU.MU does Nairaland have? And please pray tell what is your own UNFPA appropriate data

Keep amusing yourself kid!

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