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I used to buy it and read when i was in secondary school without letting my parents know.
It's been so long. Does it still sell in Nigeria?

Women rocks!..this also signifies that women are not likley to cheat in a relationship..goo ladies i have ur back

Well most ugly girls ask for the guys..the beautiful girls will rather draw attention through other means with the hope that the guy will be intrested. They might even go to the extent of opening their legs for him just to draw his attention and if the guy did not notic it then....it rings in their mind that the guy is not intrested which may have some truth but not always true.
Guys like me do not notice the loudest noise and i am serious about this...

I be real Igbo..I fight, I kick, I love everyone..lets all join hands to restor the image of our one nation


Much love to virozuru whom i am having crunch on

dejiolowe:
@larger_20 why do u call yourself larger when you're damn short and u go for a damn tall girl.

but don't worry, that girl's height is ok and u know, it means when u guys are creaming u could have easier access to all the functional locations

if u need to kiss her, just get on a chair or stool (but please don't fall....)

I do larger things..that is why i call myself larger..u gotta get in my groove

alexash:
What are you guys saying. Bullshit. Nigerian gradutes... if really you are a graduate or not.. all your choice. Yes your choice. I'm a fresh graduate of that hell of a school called FUTO. Within FUTO you have all it takes to be it if you choose to be. it is all about attitude and discipline. One thing we never look at is the foundation. First, our High schools are Horrible. They are breeding grounds for criminals. I mean it. Imagine a curriculum designed for learning and character moulding being basterdized. If the so called curriculum for character moulding has been so basterdized beyond salvation, where the hell is the individual supposed to acquire good moral with which to build on.. within the University where You are more or less on your own?? I once read an article my classmate wrote sometime in my 2nd year, and I wept. It was a mess. I would not have written that in my SS2. His High school education was Zero. a shame because if he had a good foundation, the story for him and so many others would have been different. The guy who did not know wher the Liver is was not meant to learn that in the UNiversity, but in High school. A good high school foundation is the Key. That is the Conerstone. One other point we miss is the absence of quality Guidiance and Couselling in most schools and colleges. This is horrible. You see dudes in Computer Science department of FUTO not knowing why they are there. They want to be computer scientists.my foot. Bull rubbish. They want to be thought how to MS office in the University. Same it is in almost all Nigerian School. it is Horrible. With Focus and discipline...You will be a great graduate from a nigerian University.
JAMB pulls you into a field of Human endeavour you never thought of being. Before You realise it You have lost your chance. You find yourself struggling to keep up with the demands of the world you have found yourself!! and not the one you had prepared yourself (if ever ther was any though). That is the fate of most Nigerian Undergraduates. The fight, and continue fighting until they get to the red line. Horrible.
In the University.. FUTO for example.. Yes it is not rossy, the facilities are overstretched they say, but how many students actually use these facilities. I am a civil Engineer working with a foundation design firm in port harcourt. Today I look back at the laboratory Practical session I missed in soil mechanics and regret. A class of 180 students, only 12-15 attend such sessions regularly. then someone somewhere is blaming facilities. Bullshit. Let us use the ones we have and the complain that it isn't enough. Decide what you want to be, and behold you will be it.
I put in to study Electronics and Computers Eng. in FUTO in 2000, could not make it, thanks to JAMB, and then opted for Civil Eng. I never was focused until after my 3rd year. Realised I was loosing it and somehow picked up. Today I am doing fine. I will stand up to any civil engineer anywhere and speak. Evidence.. I got this Job right from school..I did my project defence in Oct 2005, and resumed Nov. 2005. no NYSC. I was picked up by this firm, a foreign firm. I did my training with their client in 2004. They kept tabs on me till I finished. That did not stop me from pursuing my interests in Electronics and Comp. eng. Today I am sun certified (JAVA developer) and an Expert in VB.NET. My final project was to develope a software application in Civil Eng.
so it is all bout you. Decide today if you want to be good. and You will be. In Nigeria or anywhere else. Yes it may be easier elsewhere but that does not say it in not possible. Ther are a lot of resources..One is the Internet. so Bingo. Got to go back to work.

Dude u r bomb..Big one indeed. Keep it up bro!

I can marry a girl richer than myself..money is not everything. In a relationship, each couple bring something unique and intresting..maybe she got the money, i got the big stuff under my pants and last very long, she might be shy talker, I may be the opposite and when all this combined together it makes a perfect couple...

When conflicts arises in the family...it can always be resolved is the couple can uniquely admire these qualities they have for each other....without think what will happen to him or her without me.

dejiolowe:
@larger_20 like what Atiku said, we oldies shouldnt join issues with small boys.

we need a 'rest room' where we could discuss important issues about the polity. you never know, someone here could be the next senator, governor, presido, etc. and with young and old folks around here, who needs a God father?

Actually i am seriously concidering leading nigeria tomorrow..u never know and what not...

haha actually i am just 5 ft 10 inches

Not bad at all. but the girl is still way taller...She has a nice character though and did everything i said so far including my order on the phone...well u know how igbo boys do it..we will see...oh yeah i did not mention she is african american not african..

hot-angel:
Laughs best (and that'll be me, laughing at nigerian guys for loosing the sisters).

African american kee for nigerian girls? I havent seen that happen much often..i mean the real gheto African american dating a nigerian girl but anyways anything can happen..

Hot angel u get mouth o!..whats good with u sef?

Afam:
Sorry for asking, but what type of commercial website would require the services of 12 programmers?

My concerns are

1. Will these 12 programmers remain with you for a long time to guarantee continuity?

2. Do these guys have skills that are at par with each other? If no, would there not be mistakes or lack of adherence to programming standards?


I think we have seen far more failed online projects that I cannot even count them. So make sure you get it right the first time especially when the project costs real money otherwise you may end up hurting your business.

The company that won the bid has full time 12 programmers working 40-45 hours per week. Turn around is expected within 2 months of starting work. I cannot pay in full at a spot so I am offering them a share in the company which is about 40% stake..A website with yahoo or google capability [ Student graduating from stanford built] ...I definitly will not mess with it with nigerians studying in nigerian university..period and since u asked...daily running of the business can be seen below

For operational cost, 4 web admin are required with one graphic designer to attain to our clients for advertisment purpose.  Also the company will have a spokes person for news and advert interrviews. We are outsourcing legal advisers to handle legal issues ...The original 12 programmers that designed the site will be needed once a month to run maintaince and upgrade/ Maybe more than once a month depending on security vulnerability..I hope this helps...

timmy:
man, im sorry i didnt get exactly what was goin on clearly, OMG you mean the exxonmedia guys dubed the deepblue site (LMFAO) man dats number one ojoro, the dubb was too much now, i guess he just copied and reuploaded at least he should have done some tricks , any ways nna (agu) abeg bi ko, no vex

I wish u can see how i am laughing now...infact hamathan dey here ..i fit get mouth wonds..make i just shut up....this is ur typical ojoro on the net..nigeria will never compete with peoplel ike this

Seun dont listen to anyone trying to discourage u that this job will fall if u leave it. rather i do advise u find someone who is closer to ur home. If possible a university student studying computer science in nigeria might do his or her NYSC with u if u pay well. At the same time, u teach the person all he needs to know.

Also I do advise u talk to nigerian television for possible advertisment on their stations to improve the number of nairaland users. I am sure they might even do it for free cos u have got something going here..

If they ask u to pay, beg people in this room for advertisment money. I do be the person to pay via paypal if u have an account..it is just some sugggestion good luck

larger_20

actually girls prefer taller men..it is the opposite for guys

I am sorry 30s and above here..it was just some taught..I don't see reason why u should create a group for yourself though..don't u like to feel young? Anyways...I am especially sorry to freshsmile for my comment but anyways.Both young and old is needed to restore nigeria's glory...I might run for president when i get older and I need your surport!

u have come to the wrong place then..most people here are less than 28 yrs old dude..get off the room and go to ur local bar..that is a palce for thirties.. good luck

Hey all, thanks for ur comment...She is really a nice person besides that she is tall and all that...the thing though is that guys dont want to date her cos she is way taller than most guys...I dont think the relationship is going anywhere but i am open if something happens..i mean if really

Hmm civilized couples know their boundaries and limit..come on..this is a person u spend all ur time with on the same bed everynight..u cant make love all night ..sometime u just talk about ur daily activities..I doubt that two couples in a civilized country dont know how much tey make

if u love a girl more than urself, u r gona have problems..just do it 50/50 and be reasonable..for example..a stupid girl might call u in the morning and say, I need u now when u have scheduled appointments..just tell her u cant make it..if she feels u dont want her anymore..that is her bulls.hit

HellO Agu

I be like say u be web guru..would u like to do business together?
If u have web design programming skills then i might have a chalange for u. You will sign Non disclosure though before we make money cos no one has done it before..hope to hear from u

LMAO

The guy don remove the site wey he claim say he wrote....When can we start being realistic with ourself? This same thing is happening in our government and afterr every body will open mouth dey corse them...for nigeria to change, it has to start with little things like this .......tufia kwa!

what a mess is that attachment?

icingbaby:
if a girl say no, just leave her alone, maybe try next year she might say yes.

Which kind next year? when the boy she loves has dumbed her a.s.s. I dont want anymore..make she carry go. What guys dont know is that if a girl dont like u that way, she will never like u that way.. Some kinda just pretend to love u so u dont dislike them..maybe u bring the sugar b/w her and her current boy friend ..all the those ladies bullshit.. I aint gona try it twise..

ghana chick, when i was a freshman, I meet this ghana girl in my clas but she does not like me that much cos she felt am just a player..maybe her positive features attracted me to her but i wanted her more than just that but she is too good of a christian to give me the chance. rather she introduced me to her nigerian single female friend who I wasnt attracted to.( No offense nigerian women) but i liked the ghana chick more than the nigerian girl. The nigerian even introduced me to her parents but the love is not there at all. Now the ghana chick is gone and i wish she knew how i felt for her...only if she knew i am comming to settle more than just the obvious..I do be happly ever after

ocho:
will that make her say yes?

With a girl hotter than her, we dont need her a.s.s anymore..we r actually trying to make her cry and be like "Hey, now i know what i am missing"