₦airaland Forum

dontrulee:
Your lie dey too much. It's very obvious.
I'm very sure na for your dream you dey drive your 2018 range Rover.

DiamondPant:
I'll rather date a guy who can construct a simple sentence and spell offence correctly.

DiamondPant:
I'll rather date a guy who can construct a simple sentence and spell offence correctly.

FairAdvocate:
I am sure you are lying for a living.

siofra:
That's a typo

I'm not in my twenties or teens.

aisha1314:
I'm not encouraging anyone to be a prostitute (not that there's really anything wrong with consensual sale of sex between adults). I'm only asking people, especially young people like this op who know pregnancy would be a problem for them to be responsible about sex and use condoms and or contraceptives. Better than bringing children you know you can't care for into the world and becoming a burden on your family members.

Jennyclay:
It’s been a while I have dragged Iamdbull

Iamdbull, where is our Grammy Award you promised nairalanders

This is the 4th year you made that promise and yet we haven’t seen common headies award not to talk of Grammy

Amandaxo:
I was scrolling through Instagram this afternoon only to stumble on a very cute picture and I was falling already only to check the name and it was a very familiar name here on nl I think the guy is an artiste or so no@iamdbull.

Didn't know we have fine boys like this on Nairaland ooo. Do you know anyone cuter?

Amandaxo:
I was scrolling through Instagram this afternoon only to stumble on a very cute picture and I was falling already only to check the name and it was a very familiar name here on nl I think the guy is an artiste or so @iamdbull.

Didn't know we have fine boys like this on Nairaland ooo. Do you know anyone cuter?

aisha1314:
Why for God's sake are people so irresponsible about sex. I can't understand why with all the contraceptive methods out there people always complain about unwanted pregnancy.

fyzaila:
It's spelt proud not praud.

The two of you had unprotected s3x what where you expecting? If not pregnancy. And worst of all you aren't even married legally. This is how you and your likes keeps breeding ba$tard children. That's if you yourself you aren't one for you not to know that "unprotected s3x" can result to pregnancy.

MissPride:
Just to ask this useless question, you quoted the whole writeup twice!!!!!!!
Seun
Myndd44
Lalasticlala
Dominique
Ciao
Everybody!!!!!

siofra:
😭😭😭

Has it ever been this cold in the history of Nigeria??


Now if I wear my ashawo clothes, I stand the risk of freezing to death🥶🥶

This weather made me realise I don't have enough long and covered clothes.


God help us in this country. Tinubu wants to kill us, weather too wants to kill us.

siofra:
Why? What does it do?

Pukkalolo:
Watching football ball alone in my crib is as boring as hell...I prefer watching football with other men because it makes the experience more fun. I think every guy can relate to that.

So I decided to go watch it at a viewing center closer to my place. Unfortunately, my club lost, so I angrily left the viewing center before the match was even over.

As I walked back home, I sighted this dark cute lady. Looking at her, I immediately guess she was a Muslim but I was not sure.

And for the records, I'm not a Muslim.

While she was walking confidently like a catwalk model, I was busy looking at her with my boombastic side eye and I was seriously debating with myself if I should go talk to her or not.

Before I knew it, she stopped a bike man. After negotiating price with the bike man, she climbed on the bike to sit down.

I decided I must talk to her before she move. How will I allow such a beauty get out of my sight just like that. I was comfortable with rejection, so I wasn't worried about getting negative reaction from her. I've conquered my fear of rejection long time ago.

As the bike man was about to zoom off, I said with an almost loud voice to the him, "Hey, wait!!!"

To my surprise, the okada man quickly stop; maybe he thought I knew the girl. He never knew I was only there to toast her. Lolz

When I got closer to them. I looked at the okada man and said, "give me a few seconds, I wanna talk to her."

The okada guy who was still trying to figure out what is going on just said, "Ok..." He had this hausa intonation.

Then I turned to the dark cute lady who was seriously staring at me in a confused manner. We held each other gaze for about 3 seconds, then she said in a rather low volume voice sorry please, can I help you


I said, "The only reason I'm talking to you right now is because I find you attractive, and you..."

Before I could even complete my statement, she caught me off immediately.

She harshly said, "wonders shall never end! wait, is that why you stop this bike"

I replied, "Yes!"

She said, "wow! Is the audacity for me? You even have the gut to say yes?"

I replied again, "Yes."

She shaked her head and sighed, "mtcheww, can you imagine...please okada let's go abeg." Then she signal to the bike guy to move.

I gave the okada man an innocent look; he looked hard into my eyes... before you know it, the "bro code" kicked in.

The okada guy turned to the girl, "Kai, aunty...calm down listen to wetin this oga I wan talk," he said that in his funny hausa intonation.

She replied the bike man, "Really?? So you are supporting him?"

Then I said. " as I was saying, I find you attractive that was why I stopped you... I'm thinking you"

Before I could even complete my statement she said: "are you kidding me..so because you find me attractive that's why you stopped a bike that was already about to move?"

I replied, "Well, it's all your fault."

She said in a sharp tone, "My fault?? As How? I don't understand."

I replied, "When you come out of the house looking this cute and classy then expect your bike to be stopped by a guy like me."

After saying that, I winked at the bike man who seemed to be enjoying the show.

My last statement made her smiled a bit but she quickly switched back to her angry face. Then she said, "Is that all you do Going about stopping any lady that you see on bike?"

I replied, "point of correction dear, I don't stop to just any lady on bike...I only stop the cute ones."

She rolled her eyes and said, "can you imagine!"

She seem shocked by my audacity.

I continued, "but the problem here is that there are many cute girls out there.... So apart from your cuteness, I believe there are other better qualities about you I'll like."

She smirked, "and what if I don't like you you?"

I replied, "well, when you get to know me better, you are gonna like me.... I'm very sure about that."

She said, "hmmm, you are funny"

Then the bike guy gave a sign that he was about to zoom off.

Then I handed her my phone to her and said, "you know what to do with this"

She hesitate for few seconds...then she typed her digit on the phone and handed it back to me.

Then I quickly asked the okada man, "how much is her t-fair?"

He said it's just #300. I opened my wallet and brought a thousand note and give it to okada man.

He made attempt to give me change, I told him, "my man, keep the change for yourself... because if not for you, my conversation with the cutie wouldn't have been possible."

She smiled. The bike man smiled. I smiled.

Then he zoomed off.

My conversation with this lady continue on the phone...I and this lady ended up vibing really well.

This lady turned out be of great value to me. My first tech job I got back then, it was this lady that that connected me to it. And she's has added value to me in some other different ways. Some women add no value to your life; some will. You need to seriously avoid the ladies that add no value to your life

Ok.... I'm not saying you should randomly stop girls who are going on bike...Lolz.

But the moral lesson is, as a man, sometimes you need to be audacious and be willing to take 'calculated' risk.

Stay blessed.

^^^^^^story.
..bro did u yansh her or not??(no oofeincse)

Pukkalolo:
Watching football ball alone in my crib is as boring as hell...I prefer watching football with other men because it makes the experience more fun. I think every guy can relate to that.

So I decided to go watch it at a viewing center closer to my place. Unfortunately, my club lost, so I angrily left the viewing center before the match was even over.

As I walked back home, I sighted this dark cute lady. Looking at her, I immediately guess she was a Muslim but I was not sure.

And for the records, I'm not a Muslim.

While she was walking confidently like a catwalk model, I was busy looking at her with my boombastic side eye and I was seriously debating with myself if I should go talk to her or not.

Before I knew it, she stopped a bike man. After negotiating price with the bike man, she climbed on the bike to sit down.

I decided I must talk to her before she move. How will I allow such a beauty get out of my sight just like that. I was comfortable with rejection, so I wasn't worried about getting negative reaction from her. I've conquered my fear of rejection long time ago.

As the bike man was about to zoom off, I said with an almost loud voice to the him, "Hey, wait!!!"

To my surprise, the okada man quickly stop; maybe he thought I knew the girl. He never knew I was only there to toast her. Lolz

When I got closer to them. I looked at the okada man and said, "give me a few seconds, I wanna talk to her."

The okada guy who was still trying to figure out what is going on just said, "Ok..." He had this hausa intonation.

Then I turned to the dark cute lady who was seriously staring at me in a confused manner. We held each other gaze for about 3 seconds, then she said in a rather low volume voice sorry please, can I help you


I said, "The only reason I'm talking to you right now is because I find you attractive, and you..."

Before I could even complete my statement, she caught me off immediately.

She harshly said, "wonders shall never end! wait, is that why you stop this bike"

I replied, "Yes!"

She said, "wow! Is the audacity for me? You even have the gut to say yes?"

I replied again, "Yes."

She shaked her head and sighed, "mtcheww, can you imagine...please okada let's go abeg." Then she signal to the bike guy to move.

I gave the okada man an innocent look; he looked hard into my eyes... before you know it, the "bro code" kicked in.

The okada guy turned to the girl, "Kai, aunty...calm down listen to wetin this oga I wan talk," he said that in his funny hausa intonation.

She replied the bike man, "Really?? So you are supporting him?"

Then I said. " as I was saying, I find you attractive that was why I stopped you... I'm thinking you"

Before I could even complete my statement she said: "are you kidding me..so because you find me attractive that's why you stopped a bike that was already about to move?"

I replied, "Well, it's all your fault."

She said in a sharp tone, "My fault?? As How? I don't understand."

I replied, "When you come out of the house looking this cute and classy then expect your bike to be stopped by a guy like me."

After saying that, I winked at the bike man who seemed to be enjoying the show.

My last statement made her smiled a bit but she quickly switched back to her angry face. Then she said, "Is that all you do Going about stopping any lady that you see on bike?"

I replied, "point of correction dear, I don't stop to just any lady on bike...I only stop the cute ones."

She rolled her eyes and said, "can you imagine!"

She seem shocked by my audacity.

I continued, "but the problem here is that there are many cute girls out there.... So apart from your cuteness, I believe there are other better qualities about you I'll like."

She smirked, "and what if I don't like you you?"

I replied, "well, when you get to know me better, you are gonna like me.... I'm very sure about that."

She said, "hmmm, you are funny"

Then the bike guy gave a sign that he was about to zoom off.

Then I handed her my phone to her and said, "you know what to do with this"

She hesitate for few seconds...then she typed her digit on the phone and handed it back to me.

Then I quickly asked the okada man, "how much is her t-fair?"

He said it's just #300. I opened my wallet and brought a thousand note and give it to okada man.

He made attempt to give me change, I told him, "my man, keep the change for yourself... because if not for you, my conversation with the cutie wouldn't have been possible."

She smiled. The bike man smiled. I smiled.

Then he zoomed off.

My conversation with this lady continue on the phone...I and this lady ended up vibing really well.

This lady turned out be of great value to me. My first tech job I got back then, it was this lady that that connected me to it. And she's has added value to me in some other different ways. Some women add no value to your life; some will. You need to seriously avoid the ladies that add no value to your life

Ok.... I'm not saying you should randomly stop girls who are going on bike...Lolz.

But the moral lesson is, as a man, sometimes you need to be audacious and be willing to take 'calculated' risk.

Stay blessed.

fyzaila:
You and your girlfriend are the latest set of dumb and stewpeed individuals on nairaland.

tym92:
This is to encourage those that also have little free space in there compound, to do something... It's not late yet, I think...as there's still some rain in the sky...

In the wake of expensive everything in the country immediately after subsidy removal, I quickly use sense farm small at my backyard.
Though, I felt reluctant doing the farming but was encouraged by a neighbor that also do same on his piece of land.

What are the things I planted in my backyard?
Maize
Potatoes
Soya beans
Vegetables
Banana

Hopefully, I will get small things to harvest at the end and reduce my expenses for few weeks...


What do you think about this?

tym92:
This is to encourage those that also have little free space in there compound, to do something... It's not late yet, I think...as there's still some rain in the sky...

In the wake of expensive everything in the country immediately after subsidy removal, I quickly use sense farm small at my backyard.
Though, I felt reluctant doing the farming but was encouraged by a neighbor that also do same on his piece of land.

What are the things I planted in my backyard?
Maize
Potatoes
Soya beans
Vegetables
Banana

Hopefully, I will get small things to harvest at the end and reduce my expenses for few weeks...


What do you think about this?

blessingnenye:
They will tell you to visit him with some clothes and undies, and then pin him down by remaining in his house as that is how most marriage started. But nobody will also remind you that some single mum emerged like that too.

cohabiting with a man to claim him all to yourself only works, if he has interest in you, any other thing aside this will result in premium tears. Nobody can be pinned down except they chose to.



Before you go for what worked for others, ask to know the reasons why it worked for them, don't just rush into other people's decision without weighing the prons and cons.

https://loveonet.com/what-do-men-want/

blessingnenye:
They will tell you to visit him with some clothes and undies, and then pin him down by remaining in his house as that is how most marriage started. But nobody will also remind you that some single mum emerged like that too.

cohabiting with a man to claim him all to yourself only works, if he has interest in you, any other thing aside this will result in premium tears. Nobody can be pinned down except they chose to.



Before you go for what worked for others, ask to know the reasons why it worked for them, don't just rush into other people's decision without weighing the prons and cons.

https://loveonet.com/what-do-men-want/

Naijaboy18:
Taking an important study and must know

Naijaboy18:
Taking an important study and must know

Teeneyo:
C English
Omo Niger

Goodlady:
Sure. I d rather drop a pos account no u can send money to. But on a serious note, can you afford me?

Goodlady:
That's me on my dp. You v a problem with that?

Goodlady:
I think it's cos of the word Igbo which means bush in Yoruba Language. Most of their towns were developed from bush to cities.