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Romance / Re: Strange: Oloshos Are Begging Me To Lie With Them Raw by LarryCork: 11:53am On Aug 27, 2023
ChildOfDoom:
So I got paid on the 24th and decided to try ladies of easy virtue one last time, before I abstain and manage my scarce resources.

On getting to the brothel, I was approached by an advanced call girl who I regularly avoided. She was fond of increasing the price of intimacy while I was on the act for long, knowing I could not pull out while enjoying the act. She wasn't looking bad, so I just went with the flow. On getting in, she asked if I would go in raw or with CD. I opted for CD sharply. She wasn't pleased and inquired why I didn't want raw. And said if it's other girls I would not mind

After some time of digging in without Cumming, I pulled out and dressed up. To prevent her billing from getting to a certain level. I went for another girl who Normally allows me go all the way without much billing. Surprisingly, she asked the same question. If I wanted raw or with CD. Without thinking twice, I chose the latter. I could see disappointment in her face. I rode with reckless abandon till I came

I once had Chlamydia from unprotected sex. I also have throat discomfort/likely infection there from reckless mouth action. So I am wiser now. No longer moved to play raw

My question is: 1) are GIRLS no longer scared of pregnancy, STD or AIDS

2) Are they just open to doing it with me because I am close or they are blinded by the pleasure of raw sex

3) Do they even get infected at all, to learn their lesson



^^^^story

bro ...juss pour in her mouth!!(no oofeinsce) angry
Romance / Re: Strange: Oloshos Are Begging Me To Lie With Them Raw by LarryCork: 11:52am On Aug 27, 2023
ChildOfDoom:
So I got paid on the 24th and decided to try ladies of easy virtue one last time, before I abstain and manage my scarce resources.

On getting to the brothel, I was approached by an advanced call girl who I regularly avoided. She was fond of increasing the price of intimacy while I was on the act for long, knowing I could not pull out while enjoying the act. She wasn't looking bad, so I just went with the flow. On getting in, she asked if I would go in raw or with CD. I opted for CD sharply. She wasn't pleased and inquired why I didn't want raw. And said if it's other girls I would not mind

After some time of digging in without Cumming, I pulled out and dressed up. To prevent her billing from getting to a certain level. I went for another girl who Normally allows me go all the way without much billing. Surprisingly, she asked the same question. If I wanted raw or with CD. Without thinking twice, I chose the latter. I could see disappointment in her face. I rode with reckless abandon till I came

I once had Chlamydia from unprotected sex. I also have throat discomfort/likely infection there from reckless mouth action. So I am wiser now. No longer moved to play raw

My question is: 1) are GIRLS no longer scared of pregnancy, STD or AIDS

2) Are they just open to doing it with me because I am close or they are blinded by the pleasure of raw sex

3) Do they even get infected at all, to learn their lesson


angry
Food / Re: How Can Somebody Cook Rice Without Burning The Pot? by LarryCork: 3:21am On Aug 27, 2023
Kobojunkiee:
Get a rice cooker undecided lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed


Which one is rice cooker again...do u mean oven??(no oofencse) angry
Food / How Can Somebody Cook Rice Without Burning The Pot? by LarryCork: 7:20pm On Aug 26, 2023
OK..this is gettttin irittating.

Please help? angry


M.O.D...FRONT PAGE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! embarassed
Romance / Re: Please I Need Advice On This Girl (guys & Ladies) by LarryCork: 8:53pm On Aug 25, 2023
Owen247:


once ur eyes or ear see or hear woman the only thing your brain sends signal for is only sex abi?

You think everyone is like you?
((no ooofencse)))

Tufiakwa!!!


so u dont like womens....are u all so gay sir? SHAME ON YOU....why are u gay?? angry
Properties / Re: Guys' Apartment That Girls Died For In Those Days by LarryCork: 6:23pm On Aug 25, 2023
Spagi:
Life no
balance


so u post picture of yor sef in a hut & u honestly belif women will be attracted to u coz u holding TV remote control.....corrrect?....are u ok sir!!(no oofeincse) angry

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Properties / Re: Guys' Apartment That Girls Died For In Those Days by LarryCork: 6:21pm On Aug 25, 2023
Spagi:
Life no
balance

angry
Family / Re: Dad Upset After Babymama Let Their Daughter Sit On Her Uncle's Lap - Video by LarryCork: 6:20pm On Aug 25, 2023
LilMissFavvy:
He is trying to protect his child, but he should know that she isn't his wife, and May not take his instructions or take his serious.

how much exactly please?
Family / Re: Dad Upset After Babymama Let Their Daughter Sit On Her Uncle's Lap - Video by LarryCork: 6:20pm On Aug 25, 2023
pacesetting:
You people without foresight to any looming problem are the real problem of the society.

Didn't you watch where the man said the daughter complained she is uncomfortable? Abi you no get data to watch before rushing to quote somebody?

u make it soound like hois priccck will stand up becuz of a sillly child...brother the father is very stewwwwpid for that kinda talk. so is he saying carrrying a child is iligal? whats wrong with a child sitting on persons lap. The father is foooolish..pirriod!!!!!(no ofeonce) angry
Family / Re: Dad Upset After Babymama Let Their Daughter Sit On Her Uncle's Lap - Video by LarryCork: 5:27pm On Aug 25, 2023
Mindlog:
I support the father, if the babymama continues to see nothing wrong with that, then the child's father should have her reported to child protection service.

The farther is foooolish sir....wots wrong with his daughter sitting on another man lap.....u people don't like women..or u scared to chase woman?...even ordnarrrry Goodlady will sit on my lap with good intentions(no oofencse) angry
Romance / Re: Please I Need Advice On This Girl (guys & Ladies) by LarryCork: 5:25pm On Aug 25, 2023
UcheKingsley1:
I met this girl last Sunday, very depressed and anxious, she was pursued outside home by the person she calls mum, I think she is not her real mother.

They have broken her, abused her since secondary school and even the husband of the man slept with her for years, she has seen it all.

I accomodated her now since then, tried different means to reconsile her with her said mother but she has refused to let her home, even their church person had begged on her behalf, but her mum refused to let her in.

She is with me now, not changed cloth since then, what should I do? I don't to put myself in any problem.


So u meet babe last Saturday coz u wannto fukk her but she depress BECOZ u live outside her home....corrrrect?brother do u no dat is stalking & u can goto jail((no ooofencse))) angry
Romance / Re: Please I Need Advice On This Girl (guys & Ladies) by LarryCork: 5:23pm On Aug 25, 2023
UcheKingsley1:
I met this girl last Sunday, very depressed and anxious, she was pursued outside home by the person she calls mum, I think she is not her real mother.

They have broken her, abused her since secondary school and even the husband of the man slept with her for years, she has seen it all.

I accomodated her now since then, tried different means to reconsile her with her said mother but she has refused to let her home, even their church person had begged on her behalf, but her mum refused to let her in.

She is with me now, not changed cloth since then, what should I do? I don't to put myself in any problem.


angry
Romance / Re: Please Help What Business Can I Do With My 300k by LarryCork: 5:14pm On Aug 25, 2023
Roseodd:


For what sir


Take u to olosho joint for what,?? brother is dat a joke? U don't like women?bro this chicks will make the living blue lights out of u u....everyman need a olosho in his life sir..u included!!!(((TANK ME LATER)) smiley
Romance / Re: See This beautiful Pussy Sitting On My Laps; is she not lovely? by LarryCork: 8:29am On Aug 25, 2023
siofra:
Wait!!! Is that an orange!!!? shocked

....it's a puccccccccccccccci gademmmit.,..sebi u now have puccccccccccccccci, dyammmmit!!!(no oofencse) angry
Romance / Re: Please Help What Business Can I Do With My 300k by LarryCork: 11:34pm On Aug 24, 2023
Roseodd:
Please I need your advice urgently.
I don't want to eat that money


Brother...I will take to nice olosho joint were u will meet decent women ready for marrraige sir....u want?? cheesy
Politics / Re: Policemen Directing Obi Supporters To Keep Moving At Lagos Rally by LarryCork: 11:15pm On Aug 24, 2023
tamra:
Protesters


helo tamala..how are u babe, am juss comin from the bank
anyways Goodlady is very ugly & she fat & I don't want am angry
but I want u insted.i drive BMW.giiime Yor nomba babes & when should I call u please? cheesy
Politics / Re: Oluwo Of Tede: Kwara Police Arrest Another Isese Activist In Ibadan, Detain Him by LarryCork: 11:12pm On Aug 24, 2023
Goodlady:

Which kind senseless troll you be?
Can you afford me?
I m not in your level. Gtfo!


U juss lost Yor shance to meet good man from London.have u beento london..no..and then u complain u can't find man on nairaland...shame on u u ain't all dat..,village girl!!!(no oofense) angry
Politics / Re: We’ll Release Tinubu’s Records If Court Grants Atiku’s Application, Says CSU by LarryCork: 7:22pm On Aug 24, 2023
Beverlyjean:
The propagandists have as usual started throwing long story with deceptive documents tk fool the gullible...

sweetheart...can u imagine?...one babe call Goodlady say I shod stop toasting u coz her yansh is bigger than yours & she have side yansh too...can u imagine??...SLAP HER FACE mennnn!!!((no oofense)) angry

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Politics / Re: Oluwo Of Tede: Kwara Police Arrest Another Isese Activist In Ibadan, Detain Him by LarryCork: 7:18pm On Aug 24, 2023
Goodlady:

Do you know the meaning of Christianity?
Your assumption above is blasphemy.
Christians knows that part of the plan of those screaming no Isese in Ilorin is to abolish Christianity too.
In cases like this, it's abuse of law and power.
Isese people should speak in one voice and issue arrest warrants to you, your alfa and anyone breaking laws or forbidding another fellow to practice religion.
Of all pressing issues in Nigeria, it's religion fanatics like you see to carry on the head. I wondered why a warrant hasn't been issued to Wole Soyinka too?
Why pick the weak and vulnerable?
After examining clips, publications etc, it's discovered that it's the alfas (fellow Yorubas of Tani Olorun & Oluwo Tede brethren) that are the first to instigate violence, cause public unrest and abuse to another person's religion.


One babe call Beverlyjean say u shod stop toasting u cozz her yansh is bigger pass yors & dat u a small girl nest to her...can u Imagene??..SLAP HER FACE!!!!(no oofencse) angry
Politics / Re: Oluwo Of Tede: Kwara Police Arrest Another Isese Activist In Ibadan, Detain Him by LarryCork: 7:13pm On Aug 24, 2023
Goodlady:

Do you know the meaning of Christianity?
Your assumption above is blasphemy.
Christians knows that part of the plan of those screaming no Isese in Ilorin is to abolish Christianity too.
In cases like this, it's abuse of law and power.
Isese people should speak in one voice and issue arrest warrants to you, your alfa and anyone breaking laws or forbidding another fellow to practice religion.
Of all pressing issues in Nigeria, it's religion fanatics like you see to carry on the head. I wondered why a warrant hasn't been issued to Wole Soyinka too?
Why pick the weak and vulnerable?
After examining clips, publications etc, it's discovered that it's the alfas (fellow Yorubas of Tani Olorun & Oluwo Tede brethren) that are the first to instigate violence, cause public unrest and abuse to another person's religion.

angry
Foreign Affairs / Re: India Beats Russia, US To Become First Country To Land On The Moon's Lunar Pole by LarryCork: 5:23pm On Aug 23, 2023
WriterNig:
👍🏻 Like for India, share for Nigeria


....mooon korr...mooon nii...PHOTOSHOP!!!!!(no oofense) angry
Education / Re: Nigerian Family, The Imafidon Family Is The UK's Smartest Family (pictures) by LarryCork: 9:14am On Aug 23, 2023
narite:
Beautiful children with beautiful minds.


Beautiful how?she loooooklike housegirl ma. Is she lightskin?(no oofense) angry
Education / Re: Nigerian Family, The Imafidon Family Is The UK's Smartest Family (pictures) by LarryCork: 9:13am On Aug 23, 2023
Fira09:
Nigerian family, the Imafidon Family is the UK's smartest family.



Africa Facts Zone


Smart how?...we don't no them here in Pekam sir...they don't loooooklike Londoners!!!(no oofencse) angry
Education / Re: Nigerian Family, The Imafidon Family Is The UK's Smartest Family (pictures) by LarryCork: 9:11am On Aug 23, 2023
Fira09:
Nigerian family, the Imafidon Family is the UK's smartest family.



Africa Facts Zone


angry
Romance / Re: Ladies,can U Honestly Date Guys Driving Toyota? by LarryCork: 9:10am On Aug 23, 2023
kelspinall:
i wonder how a grown ass man will wake up and rush down to nairaland to type nonsense, seriously of what use is this thread?

MONEY MISS ROAD

Brother calm down...u definaly a urber driver proud of driving Toyota...GOOOOD news is Yor dream will come thru one day probably in nest 15years..& u will be able to afford wot we drive..range rover.this is wot real men drive!!!((THANK ME LATER) angry
Romance / Re: Ladies,can U Honestly Date Guys Driving Toyota? by LarryCork: 9:03am On Aug 23, 2023
KingAzubuike:

You dey mention cars you're talking about american nonsense like chevroket, Ford and GMC? You're a clownish clown .

son do u no wot Range rover is??have u been inside any?has range rover ever hit u? do u no what electric seat means? u never been outside Nigeria but yet u telling us u own chevroket, Ford and GMC....corrrrect?...and then women ignore u & u call them gold digger..son u need help..serious help!!!(no oofencse) angry
Romance / Re: Ladies,can U Honestly Date Guys Driving Toyota? by LarryCork: 11:02pm On Aug 22, 2023
Mrtaye:

Even if they don't drive Toyota they will never come out and disgrace themselves like you are doing which further validates my point that you are either a pauper who was just opportuned but never expected it or you are a worthless scammer with the typical scammer mentality

huh?? Am disgracing my sef beccccoz I drive range rover & broke people can only afford Toyota?so are u hybanitickly logical?’ when roadside beggggars ask me for moiney on the street, most times I spit on there face.the loook like Toyota drivers sir!!(real talk) angry
Romance / Re: Ladies,can U Honestly Date Guys Driving Toyota? by LarryCork: 10:59pm On Aug 22, 2023
Beverlyjean:


It's certain that poverty never left u


ok So Yor boyfriends & men who chase u drive Toyota & dat make u proud...corrrrect?..and then u complain u can't find man on nairaland..well sweeethat.please avoid guys who drove toyota.they are poooor & will always remain broke!!!((THANK ME LATER))).no oofense!! angry
Romance / Re: Ladies,can U Honestly Date Guys Driving Toyota? by LarryCork: 10:53pm On Aug 22, 2023
Mrtaye:

Mugu even dangote pikin,falz,davido,femi otedola and other rich family won't say such which validates my point that you are a liar,a pauper and scammer

So Yor own idea of MILLLLIONAIRE are people who drive Toyota....corrrrrect?...did u see DAVIDO, dangote, otedola, R Kelly or Jackie Chan drive Toyota?.....brother u need help!!!((no oofencse)) angry

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