Goodlady:

How are you sweetheart 💋?

Sweet hat korrrrr.....sweet harrrrrry niiii....so u on nairaland again begggin & then u complain u cant find mans on nairaland. U stand no shance!!! (No oofencse)

Goodlady:

How are you sweetheart 💋?

24brains:
I always get confused and don't know what to reply when people greet me and ask "How family?". the question is usually thrown as a mode of greeting to know of the wellbeing of a married man's wife and children. How do you respond as an unmarried man?

bro...juss say **which one?** (THANK ME LATER)

Serendipity2023:


Haaa

Ashhhawo dey your eyes o😄

Siofra & I stopped yashing 2 year after Covid 20 sir...but she a wifey material thou. I will hook u up if u love her..U want am??((THANK ME LATER))

siofra:
The naira has lost its value pata pata

Great...
so Please please please.....can I date nakk u for 2k??...I will giv u extra 5k for shoppin spree. Please?.. yes??

siofra:
Any good, great inspirational or motivational books for women and young unmarried women.

Thank you

Did u got private schkoooool..HOW?

siofra:
Any good, great inspirational or motivational books for women and young unmarried women.

Thank you

Amna1:
Hello fellow nairalanders please i need your humble opinion on something that has been bothering me for the past decade.


Growing up life was smooth for us all as i came from a family of 5 and i was the second to the last born,my family was middle class so we lived quite a comfortable life which was short lived by the passing away of my father and ever since life has been one hell of a hardship after another. shortly after the death of my father we left lagos for our village and that was the start of all our hardship. I was just 9 years old at that time and for whatever reason my mum took it upon herself to make me suffer as she would deliberately starve me for up to 3 weeks and even deny me entry into our own home for no tangible reason,so right from age 9 i started hustling for food like most street and homeless children do and mind you we had all sorts of food at home and any time i was at home she would tie me up and give me bloody beatings and sometimes i would go unconscious as a result of those beatings as she used to hit me with anything her hands could hold even metal bars.....so i started avoiding home by all means as it was the last place on earth i could really call home and now I'm around 27 years of age and i don't want anything to do with her as anytime i remember her i would feel really sad and my heart heavy asl.i can go months without hearing from her as we now live in different states.....and she still lives in my head rent free as i always remember her before i go to sleep crying.i try to preoccupy myself with learning useful skills like programming but funds are my major hindrance but i still bust my ass every day to make a decent living and make sure i give my kids the life they deserve full of love and happiness...........
Dear nairalanders please give me tips on how to forgive and forget all she did to me as i believe it'll only hold me back and don't recommend a therapist as i don't have funds for that.people who have been in similar situation pls help me overcome it and i have no close family members to talk to about it as you know family ties these days thanks very much........

.... is she lightskin?

Amna1:
Hello fellow nairalanders please i need your humble opinion on something that has been bothering me for the past decade.


Growing up life was smooth for us all as i came from a family of 5 and i was the second to the last born,my family was middle class so we lived quite a comfortable life which was short lived by the passing away of my father and ever since life has been one hell of a hardship after another. shortly after the death of my father we left lagos for our village and that was the start of all our hardship. I was just 9 years old at that time and for whatever reason my mum took it upon herself to make me suffer as she would deliberately starve me for up to 3 weeks and even deny me entry into our own home for no tangible reason,so right from age 9 i started hustling for food like most street and homeless children do and mind you we had all sorts of food at home and any time i was at home she would tie me up and give me bloody beatings and sometimes i would go unconscious as a result of those beatings as she used to hit me with anything her hands could hold even metal bars.....so i started avoiding home by all means as it was the last place on earth i could really call home and now I'm around 27 years of age and i don't want anything to do with her as anytime i remember her i would feel really sad and my heart heavy asl.i can go months without hearing from her as we now live in different states.....and she still lives in my head rent free as i always remember her before i go to sleep crying.i try to preoccupy myself with learning useful skills like programming but funds are my major hindrance but i still bust my ass every day to make a decent living and make sure i give my kids the life they deserve full of love and happiness...........
Dear nairalanders please give me tips on how to forgive and forget all she did to me as i believe it'll only hold me back and don't recommend a therapist as i don't have funds for that.people who have been in similar situation pls help me overcome it and i have no close family members to talk to about it as you know family ties these

mariahAngel:


Eatery puff-puff? 🥺
They will most likely add orisirisi that nobody sent them to.

There was this puff-puff that was trending one time, omg!
What didn't they do to poor puff-puff? 😰

helo please my uncle is a milllionaire. are u intaressted in doing house girl work for my unncle & u will be pay a cool N25,000 naira (25k) cash with housemaid uniform Plus cap will be provided. Start date is in 2 week time. Please are u inatrestted please and please gimme yor nomba. this is a big shance for u to make moiney. You want?

plsdisvirginme:
No job, no skill and no kids.

no sir....U can sing afrobeat....loookat Charly boy (area father) sir.....he is almost 100 years old & he rocks!!!! (((THANK ME LATER))

mariahAngel:
Eyin eyan foodies mi, e happy weekend. 👋🏼

There's been this dispute (that has lingered on) about which is more preferred between buns and puff-puff, so guys, let's settle it once and for all.

So, are you team buns or team puff-puff?
Hit like on the one you prefer between the two.

Pictures source: Google

brother we dont eat pufff pufff in london...is pooor people fooood...so u a pooor people who sell fooood to poooor people...corrrect? (no oofeincse)

mariahAngel:
Eyin eyan foodies mi, e happy weekend. 👋🏼

There's been this dispute (that has lingered on) about which is more preferred between buns and puff-puff, so guys, let's settle it once and for all.

So, are you team buns or team puff-puff?
Hit like on the one you prefer between the two.

Pictures source: Google

Matix222:
I’m thinking of breaking my 1 year relationship cuz my girlfriend is always sick sometimes I’m even scared to have sex with her make she no come faint

Please what do you guys think?

THIS IS SAD!!!!!
u dont like pucccccccci? so u sayin u gay? why are u gay sir?(no ooofeincse)

Matix222:
I’m thinking of breaking my 1 year relationship cuz my girlfriend is always sick sometimes I’m even scared to have sex with her make she no come faint

Please what do you guys think?

Goodlady:

Receive brain. You mumu like the op.
Smalldivck111, post your prîck pic for analysis. Make sure your face show!

Sweet hat...
I no u want to see my priiiik....ask nicely....you to agggggresive!!(no ooofense)

smalldivk111:
Please recommend any remedy for me masturbation has made my dick so tiny.
My dick size is almost the same as the TikTok influencer who nudes got leaked @verydarkman but now is getting smaller what can I do?

let me ask siofra ..she will help u stannnnndup & point... tank me later!!

milkymesh:
I'm calm bro.

I'm not angry that I "can't get womens(sic) "

I have a woman. I don't need women to be happy but just a woman and I have her.

Once again, I can help conquer inferiority complex. PM me.

Thanks.

have a babe ever slap yor face for tryin to toast her with dat Toyota thing ?and have u ever beeento London $ir?

milkymesh:

Indeed, I'm a toyota owner. Not a fan of Toyota though but that's what I can afford ATM. About loan. Nah, I can but a car off the shelf without loan.

But wait o. So all this your buga about not driving toyota, so na loan you take buy am🤣🤣🤣

That explains your battle with inferiority complex. I can help with materials on how to boost yourself confidence and win the battle against inferiority complex.

arhhha....ok so u sayin u feel proud driving Toyota up & down like begger ..corrrect? and then when u pulllup to women & they spit on yor face, u call them gold diggggger.brother u have a loooongway Togo n we call people like u *suffffaring & smiling!!(no ooofence)

Goodlady:

Really, that's nice of your darling. Kindly correct my tenses from that post and get a peck!

YOU very rudes!

Goodlady:

Why can't you see that you are fighting a wrong cause?

YOU AGAIN!!
please learnt how to spek out good london English & quit embarrrrrasing our nigeria with dat your ilitrasy English that sound like pigeon english!!(no oofencse)

marvelck:
When you go to our hospitals, most of the nurses there are different from the fine slim girls you see in nursing depts on campus.

You begin to wonder where the fine nursing students go to after graduation.

Abi, dem don migrate!

Kaiiiii...the fine lightskin halfcast ones are 100% Americans or jamacians or from south africa

Those darkskin ones definitely Nigerians!! (no oofencse)

Brandiebird:


Its the kings English now! Get with the times 😵‍💫

No king business here sir. Prince Charly is married to a man...camila is a man!!!(no oofense)

Brandiebird:
I got a headache trying to read this 🤒. I think your engris gave me covid 😷🤧

Do have sickle cell sir....why do u get headache for reading?..corrrect?please go n drink vitamin k or something sir. This tread is about helping people becoming gentleman so they can understand chicks.do u need help wit chicks sir?(no oofensce)

Nessalove:
Hmmm.. they better not let them go. These guys have cases to answer bordering on bullying and intimidation

Brother u talk rubbbbish like other....NAIRA MARLI IS INNNNOSENT UNTIL PROOOVEN GUILTY...DATS THE LAW!!!(no oofencse)

Therrrris a simple reason why we londoner all ways get chicks...3 women havevall ready poprose to me last week.

1. It's gots nada to do with our moiney
2.. it's gots nada to do with our hand soreness
3. It's gots nada to do with our swaaaaga
4. It's gots nada to deal with the fact dat we londoner spek better English called queens English innnnit
...and 5, its gots nada to do we cars even thou I drive range rover 2020..only £31.000..cash

The solution for u people..mostly u homebase people is to behave like we londoner do...mean u stop talking dat rubbish pigeon English & start practing our London English like innnnit.
Hope this help..no oofense!!!((( THANK ME LATER)))

siofra:


I'm not on insta, eejit

Siofra dont mind this nairaland steeewpid childrens...they are jobless...anyways am back in nigeria next month when we linnkup. So please can I press u for juss 5 minute please. Juss press only.yashin not included. Can i??

Olamira:
Why are the Judges dieing one after another?

helo please my millionaire uncle is looking for 2 women's who can do house maid work & will receive nice house girl uniform & will pay u a cool 25.000 naira (25k cash) plus free meal twise a day. This is a shance for into make moiney.are u intaresssted please?(no oofencse)

milkymesh:
1. This is exactly what I'm saying. You need a white woman's validation to feel better. 🤣🤣🤣

2. You are not even confident enough to represent your culture. A white woman calls you monkey and you can even defend yourself.

3. I'm sure you are one of those whose lick their dirty p***y just to feel 'civilized'. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

4. You have inferiority complex. Your type thinks until a so-called white person validate your actions or way of doing things, you are not getting it.

5. Emancipate yourself from mental slavery(thanks to Bob Marley)

U sound like a Toyota driver....can't u get loan??(no oofencse)

milkymesh:

Please write in your mother tongue. I'll appreciate that. Your diction is giving me headache.

I'm married and not broke. FYI you are wasting your money, strenght and youthfulness pursuing broke women who stick to you purposely to be fed

Brother calm down
So u angry becuzzz u cant get womens ....corrrect? Brother cant u juss settle for the 2k olosho..they don't hear English & they usually don't giv stress(no oofense)

meobizy:
A good partner will not sleep with anyone else to begin with. Many boys have left “female friends” for doing so behind their backs. They still go around to claim they had no romantic feelings for the girl. Delusion.

So u planning to sleep wit someone again on nairaland...abi? who? Me?...anyways am ready for u if u be gentle with.me....but u must not act like a ilitarattes thou!!(no oofeñcse)

meobizy:
A good partner will not sleep with anyone else to begin with. Many boys have left “female friends” for doing so behind their backs. They still go around to claim they had no romantic feelings for the girl. Delusion.