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Romance › Re: Guys Can You eat Indomie or meatpie In Front of a Fine Lady? by LarryCork(op): 10:44pm On Aug 17, 2023
Dreadlock69:
Hiahhhh . Say no to meth and colos
..and apology to our great thread for exposing how poooor people feed sir...we don't have indomie or meatpie here in Pekam london.we eat pizzzza sir!!(no oofencse) angry
Romance › Re: Guys Can You eat Indomie or meatpie In Front of a Fine Lady? by LarryCork(op): 10:42pm On Aug 17, 2023
Skullano:
I dey eat puff puff in front of a girl e come be noodles and meatpie..

I go use water wash am down self
^^^brother, u eat puff puff in from of women
You say u drink garrrri in from of lady's
Again u say u eat meatpie in from of fine women
Worse of all...u even on nairaland

Technically this mean u poooor but not fully aware!!!(no oofencse) angry
Romance › Re: Guys Can You eat Indomie or meatpie In Front of a Fine Lady? by LarryCork(op): 7:57pm On Aug 17, 2023
malaria:
With this your mentality , you can not even tell who is poor and rich.
...so u can't call yor sef nice sexxy name like Beyansi or Rhiyana but instead you call Yor sef Malaria(poooor people name) & then u say u can't find man on nairaland....please go n buy moskito nets!!!!(no oofense) angry
Romance › Re: Guys Can You eat Indomie or meatpie In Front of a Fine Lady? by LarryCork(op): 6:33pm On Aug 17, 2023
nicho450:
I have never insulted people on nairaland.

But I feel tempted to.

What came over you to post this?
Go n insult buharrrry for makin u hungry sir. I take it u praud to eat Indomie in publick....corrrrect?(no oofense) angry
Romance › Re: Guys Can You eat Indomie or meatpie In Front of a Fine Lady? by LarryCork(op): 6:31pm On Aug 17, 2023
Dshocker:
Na your mama i blame, if not, all this rubbish no go dey happen.
Bro am eat chicken n chip with strawberry wine ...please don't get upset wit me bucuz u r hungry...can u honestly eat Indomie in front of women?are u poooor sir?(no oofencse) angry
Romance › Re: Guys Can You eat Indomie or meatpie In Front of a Fine Lady? by LarryCork(op): 6:29pm On Aug 17, 2023
nicho450:
I have never insulted people on nairaland.

But I feel tempted to.

What came over you to post this?
Brother, poor people insult innocent people. Bus conductors insult everY body including pastor.this is how u no a person is poooor sir.. so u wannto start insulting innocent people on nairaland coz u ain't joblisting jobs....correct?
Brother..u need help sir!! (No oofense) wink
Romance › Re: Guys Can You eat Indomie or meatpie In Front of a Fine Lady? by LarryCork(op): 6:18pm On Aug 17, 2023
Zonefree:
You're growing in madness, meticulously.
so u upset BECOZ u eat meatpie or indomie in publick & u feel expose? brother but can't u find job??(no oofencse) angry
Romance › Guys Can You eat Indomie or meatpie In Front of a Fine Lady? by LarryCork(op): 6:00pm On Aug 17, 2023
We all agree meatpieb& Gala is poor people food especially in country like Nigeria, Ghana & Africa. So guys,how would u feel or wot do u do if babe walk up to u & suddenly catch u eat poor people food like gals, indomie or meatpie?

Dont lie please!!!(no oofencse) angry
Romance › Re: At What Age Should Couple Stop Having Sex In The Presence Of Their Kid? by LarryCork: 5:51pm On Aug 17, 2023
Puss360:
Rubbish question...
^^^rubbish how? are u a old cargo?(no oofencse) angry
Romance › Re: At What Age Should Couple Stop Having Sex In The Presence Of Their Kid? by LarryCork: 5:51pm On Aug 17, 2023
AntiTerrorist:
I'm asking this question because some toddlers do practice what adults use to do in their presence. Imagine a boy and a girl both under five years climbing each other. I find this shameful and disgusting.
300 years old sir!!!(no oofencse) angry
Sports › Re: Bayern Munich Sign Harry Kane (Photos) by LarryCork: 4:41pm On Aug 17, 2023
TheOnlyUyai:
Long overdue.
helo please are u intaressted in doin housegirl job so u can earn a cool 25k(25,000 naira) a months..this is a great shance for u to make moiney...u want?then gimme Yor nomba please? smiley
Family › Re: Sleeping Positions: Mom & Dad's,what's Your Experience? by LarryCork: 4:41pm On Aug 17, 2023
Persephone1:
This you have seen right cheesy
helo please are u intaressted in doin housegirl job so u can earn a cool 25k(25,000 naira) a months..this is a great shance for u to make moiney...u want?then gimme Yor nomba please? smiley
Literature › Re: GUNSHOTS: Orgasms And Guns...* A Dark Romance, Erotic, Action Story (20+) by LarryCork: 3:59pm On Aug 17, 2023
slimsophiediva:
Work on your English first before employing an house maid
Your mother will fit into the job description tho
Ok I for give u.wot if I pay u 30k(30,000 naira),will u do house girl work wit a uniforms & food includin? Be nice. U want? smiley
Literature › Re: GUNSHOTS: Orgasms And Guns...* A Dark Romance, Erotic, Action Story (20+) by LarryCork: 3:49pm On Aug 17, 2023
slimsophiediva:
Work on your English first before employing an house maid
Your mother will fit into the job description tho
calm down woman.dont u want moiney. u tink u all dat..have u even beento london? I go to london anyhow. U should show respet to londoners.goat. insted of using a shance to make moiney, u are abusin me like ilitarates person. women want moieny.dont u want moiney?cant u be nice?real ladies dont cuss. u are not a lady..and then u complain u cant find man on nairaland.shame on u 20 times.its not yor fault. I am not going to help u anymore...village woman!!!!(no ofeincse) angry
Literature › Re: GUNSHOTS: Orgasms And Guns...* A Dark Romance, Erotic, Action Story (20+) by LarryCork: 12:13pm On Aug 17, 2023
slimsophiediva:
The fact that I’m writing exams and still checking for updates is surprising 😇😂
helo I use to be a millionaire way back & I hav moiney.please are u intaressted in doin housegirl work paying a cool 25k (25,000 naira).it's a shance for u to make moiney.u want?(no oofencse)? smiley
Romance › Re: What Can You Do With 5M by LarryCork: 12:06pm On Aug 17, 2023
spencekat:
Is it an achievement?
u mean to yansh Athena6? Yesssssir!!(no oofense) cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Empress Njamah Mourns Ada Ameh. Sets Up A Condolence Register (Pics, Video) by LarryCork: 6:24am On Aug 17, 2023
Wemzzy007:
Sad
Helo please are u intaressted in doin house girl work payin a cool 25k (25,000 naira ) a months with food & housegirl uniformed provided.its a shance to help u make moiney.are u intaressted please?(no oofencse) smiley
Sports › Re: Why Are Players Going To Saudi Arabia? by LarryCork: 6:18am On Aug 17, 2023
Obasempiree:
Of recent many Top football stars have made shocking transfers to Saudi Arabia, from the likes to Ronaldo, benzema and many more. Aside the huge financial benefits attached to contracts given to players by Saudi clubs, what could be other reasons players might be going to Saudi Arabia. ?
To find pucccccccci nah...plenty women..THANK ME LATER!!!(no oofencse) wink
Romance › Re: I'm Having Feelings For My Wife's Mother by LarryCork: 6:13am On Aug 17, 2023
efelicity:
Recently my Mother-in-law requested to come and live with us and I accepted. Unknown to me, she was coming to tempt me. This woman will dress half naked in the absence of her daughter. I'm a full time husband who takes care of the kids, do the dishes and cook before my wife comes back because if I didn't finish by the time she's back, she will shout at me.
Back to my story. Because of my availability at home, my mother in law takes the opportunity to be peeping at me in the bathroom and comes to sit on my lap in the sitting room. Now she's pushed me to the wall that I have feeling for her. Please what should I do now?
Nice movie undecided
Romance › Re: What Can You Do With 5M by LarryCork: 9:14pm On Aug 16, 2023
Athena6:
So my half brother sold a piece of my father property and I received my share which was 5M, my intention was to use the money to relocate out of naija but seeing as how things are very expensive I decided to pause and wait till next year so as to be able to add to it.
I am working so I dont need to touch the money but I need to invest the money because it sitting in my account will probably just devalue it.
So is there any business I can do and mind you I am planning on something I can easily just withdraw the money when it is time for me to relocate.
Please advice needed
Kaiiiiii...Well I will yansh as much babes as possible....at least 4 a week. are u lightskin? (no oofencse) cheesy
Romance › Re: She Doesn't Wear Pant, Bra, Tite ( Underwear ), Plz Adivse by LarryCork: 5:03pm On Aug 16, 2023
Goodlady:
Naughty man
^^^^there she go again
so all u think about is moiney & sexxxc.u askin money121 for moiney juss BECUZ he hav 7k in his bank account....we offfar u housegorl work, u refuse. so Yor idea of millionaire is person with 7000 naira.. correct.u a good digger & shame on u.THANK ME LATER!!!(no oofense) angry
Romance › Re: She Doesn't Wear Pant, Bra, Tite ( Underwear ), Plz Adivse by LarryCork: 4:18pm On Aug 16, 2023
siofra:
You people are mad.
kaiii...but why do u hate wereing pant?...
So gimmme 3 reason why u hate pant I beg...and keep Yor response clean.u were pink pant(no oofense),
cheesy
Romance › Re: Ladies can you date Guys who wear Glasses? by LarryCork(op): 10:54pm On Aug 15, 2023
DonroxyII:
I'm an Accountant & I don't like Glasses except I wan form Posh ....

Anyway, Where u grow determine who u be no be By glass!
So u sayin u use to be gay when u waz wereing glasssses but stop wereing it becuzzz u now a accountant....corrrrect,? brother we sayin the same thing.ladies do not date guys who were glasssses loookin like accountant or nerd scientist...
Real men don't were glasssses which is why all women always prefa us..true story!!(no oofense) angry
Romance › Re: I Dumped My Boyfriend For Being Childish by LarryCork:
Karen2024:
I decided to do away with my boyfriend because he behaves like immature person. Imagine grabbing me in the public or asking me to bring my own part of the money to pay for the food we ate in the restaurant.
He kept apologizing but I have moved on.
karrrry...babe he a useless man I swaaaar..best thing we should do to him is u sleep with me only twice to him jealos so he will want u back..and we will say to him *FAKKKKKKOFFFF*..
.GREAT IDEA...so was your nomba please?(no ooofencse) smiley
Romance › Re: I Dumped My Boyfriend For Being Childish by LarryCork: 12:16am On Aug 15, 2023
Karen2024:
I decided to do away with my boyfriend because he behaves like immature person. Imagine grabbing me in the public or asking me to bring my own part of the money to pay for the food we ate in the restaurant.
He kept apologizing but I have moved on.
angry
Romance › Re: When A Beautiful Woman Reject You, Say This Immediately by LarryCork: 10:15pm On Aug 14, 2023
siofra:
Thanks.

I appreciate your honesty. Not many men will come clean and state that they prefer 20-25 year olds.

What do you mean by "you already wear the trousers in your current romantic relationships"huh You think I'm masculine? How do you define a masculine woman?

So u r masculine...siofra..why did u shave Yor mustache again?? angry
Romance › Re: When A Beautiful Woman Reject You, Say This Immediately by LarryCork: 10:14pm On Aug 14, 2023
siofra:
Thanks.

I appreciate your honesty. Not many men will come clean and state that they prefer 20-25 year olds.

What do you mean by "you already wear the trousers in your current romantic relationships"huh You think I'm masculine? How do you define a masculine woman?
angry
Family › Re: What Do We Expect A 40 Year Old Man To Have Achieved In Nigeria? by LarryCork: 2:40pm On Aug 14, 2023
Goodlady:
You think you are catching cruise abi? I m not rude to you, it's the response to cows like you.
See the way you spelt chance as shance. That's how your life ll be. May you have an unfortunate week, amen.
Cruse how? How can I catch cruse when I drive BMW & beento London?have u beento London?no then why u acting like u all dat? Babe I get at least 4 chick every week so womens not my problem. U very locky I like u...anyways gimmme Yor account nomba so I can trasssfer 5k(5000 naira). I suggest u start been nice to me coz I have moiney..truss me!!(no oofencse,) angry
Romance › Re: Lonely At The Bottom by LarryCork: 11:37pm On Aug 13, 2023
Goodlyhrt:
I don't even want to talk to anyone in this my broke state.

I feel like a burden even to myself.

People see me in my street and conclude that I must be very quiet.. heck some people even tag me a "pastor" because they don't see me engaging in drinking or smoking or womanising. I don't even talk to anyone in the street, occasionally Sha.

I am just angry with everything around me.

In this state of mine I don't think I will ever get married to any lady. I might be single till forever because I will be the last person to bring children into this world to suffer.

I feel very toxic right now.
Say wot??
Yor bottom is lonely meaning Yor yansh is lonely....corrrrrrrect?...are u also gay sir?(no oofense) angry
Romance › Re: Lonely At The Bottom by LarryCork: 11:36pm On Aug 13, 2023
Goodlyhrt:
I don't even want to talk to anyone in this my broke state.

I feel like a burden even to myself.

People see me in my street and conclude that I must be very quiet.. heck some people even tag me a "pastor" because they don't see me engaging in drinking or smoking or womanising. I don't even talk to anyone in the street, occasionally Sha.

I am just angry with everything around me.

In this state of mine I don't think I will ever get married to any lady. I might be single till forever because I will be the last person to bring children into this world to suffer.

I feel very toxic right now.
angry

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