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Romance / Re: My Current Situation. Help by LarryCork: 10:26pm On Sep 17, 2023
CloudTrees:
Please I'm sorry I have to do this. It's because of frustration please I am not a scammer. I want to apologize for seeking help. I lost my job and since I lost my job I've been depressed.
In the month of July, with the little I had on me, I bought some foodstuff, and was using the remaining money to go around to apply to different places and hoping one would call me but non has replied yet.

I don't have any food left in my room, except one last roll of spaghetti. I don't have any money on me to buy even 50naira pepper. I don't have any money to eat I don't have nothing.

Please I am not lying I need help
I know some people must have passed through this current situation I am in.
I am depressed but I can't kill myself because it won't change anything, I'd rather live and battle it out. It's very hard for me to survive.
This is a plea for help financially.
Ogunsola
opay 9067329755

Brother I will giv u one of my babe instead...u want Meobizy or Siofra or Goodlady or DiamondPant or BeverlyJean?

They can spek English sir. U want? cheesy

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Romance / Re: My Current Situation. Help by LarryCork: 10:24pm On Sep 17, 2023
CloudTrees:
Please I'm sorry I have to do this. It's because of frustration please I am not a scammer. I want to apologize for seeking help. I lost my job and since I lost my job I've been depressed.
In the month of July, with the little I had on me, I bought some foodstuff, and was using the remaining money to go around to apply to different places and hoping one would call me but non has replied yet.

I don't have any food left in my room, except one last roll of spaghetti. I don't have any money on me to buy even 50naira pepper. I don't have any money to eat I don't have nothing.

Please I am not lying I need help
I know some people must have passed through this current situation I am in.
I am depressed but I can't kill myself because it won't change anything, I'd rather live and battle it out. It's very hard for me to survive.
This is a plea for help financially.
Ogunsola
opay 9067329755


angry
Science/Technology / Re: What Is The Name Of This Insect Called by LarryCork: 2:22am On Sep 17, 2023
itubaba001:
Saw this on my site .


Baby Cokrodie!!! angry
Politics / Re: Residents Flee From Gunshots As MC Oluomo, Agbede Road Transport Factions Clash by LarryCork: 8:09pm On Sep 16, 2023
mymadam:

Please don't go, please stay. Na beg I dey beg o 🙏🏽 😂


U are a ilittarates.so u come nairaland to beg for moiney so dat people can stay & giv u moiney...u are a disgrase.shame on u sir!!!((no oofencse) angry
Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley’s Statement On Mohbad’s Death: Four Talking Points by LarryCork: 10:02am On Sep 16, 2023
[quote author=adenigga post=125820727][/quote]

WHO IS BOB MARLEY??(no oofencse) angry
Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley’s Statement On Mohbad’s Death: Four Talking Points by LarryCork: 10:01am On Sep 16, 2023
[quote author=adenigga post=125820727][/quote]


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Romance / Re: Ladies Can U Date Guys Who Wear Pink Trouser? by LarryCork: 2:09pm On Sep 13, 2023
Authoreety:
See ajuju o...

Pink is just a color...

We ain't leaving it 4 y'all leaking as.s h.oles..


^^^^^exposed!!
Arhha..son so u one of those lesssssbian who wer pink shirt & rainbow color shirt sayin u proud to be gay....corrrrrect?..do u relice being gay in Nigeria gets u a coool 14year prison sentencse??(no oofencse) angry
Romance / Re: How To Find Love In The UK, ONE Secret Strategy by LarryCork: 11:55pm On Sep 12, 2023
uche87:


Osahon George Osayimwen is a UK-based journalist. He has an incurable addiction to writing.


but how does writtting text book help person get puccccccci sir??.....this will work on blsck women in nigeria??...3 week bro.i aint nakk yet..sir..we dont gerrrit!!(no oofense) angry
Romance / Re: How To Find Love In The UK, ONE Secret Strategy by LarryCork: 11:53pm On Sep 12, 2023
uche87:


Osahon George Osayimwen is a UK-based journalist. He has an incurable addiction to writing.


angry
Romance / Ladies Can U Date Guys Who Wear Pink Trouser? by LarryCork: 11:51pm On Sep 12, 2023
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Politics / Re: Why Is President Bola Tinubu In Dispute With Son Seyi Tinubu? by LarryCork: 8:09pm On Sep 12, 2023
Parkflash:
The king should step down for the crown prince grin

YOU AGAIN!!
anyways helo pakFish....pleasw are u intaresssted in doin housegirl job payin a cool 25.000 naira cash 25k) with housegirl unifom & cap provided please? its a big shance to make extra cadh. U want?? cheesy
Romance / Re: My Mom Said My Fiancee Is Ugly (pictures) by LarryCork: 8:02pm On Sep 12, 2023
Parkflash:


Abeg, who give seven years old pikin phone?


This is a shance for u to mske moiney u ungratefull students.so u dont no ehen someone is teying too help u.do u need the housegirl job payin N25.000 naira (25k) cash...dont watste my time pleaase. U want or not?(no oofense) angry
Romance / Re: My Mom Said My Fiancee Is Ugly (pictures) by LarryCork: 10:52pm On Sep 11, 2023
mymadam:

So, who the hell are you? It's a pity that your sense of humour is sadly dead & buried. What a pity!

My honest advice? Next time, always look very well before you leap.

PS: I strongly encourage you to go back to school to polish your... you know 🤔


You are a ilitarate sir...do u relice am from London & u talking to a londoner. Have u beeento london..no..then no yor level.u ilitarate homebase people belif anythin..pleaase come back and talk to me if u can enter london so pleasse show respet to a londoner!(no oofencse) angry

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Romance / Re: Guys can you enter bus In front of Fine chick? by LarryCork: 10:47pm On Sep 11, 2023
adebayo987:
God damn it! Who fvcking cares...


Brother..i have moiney..u dont..pirrrriod...if u cant adford women then continue entaring bus like broke uber driver!(no oofense) angry
Romance / Re: Have You Rejected Someone For A Relationship Because You Don't Like Their Names? by LarryCork: 10:46pm On Sep 11, 2023
IconicR:
No, I'm not siofra


YOU AGAIN...
SOIFRA...GO N FIND JOB N STOP POSTONH RUBBBISH THREAD PLEASE(no oofense) angry
Politics / Re: Subsidy Palliatives: What Have You Received From Your Governor? by LarryCork: 8:05pm On Sep 11, 2023
Ensa777:
News naira grin
I bag of News rice grin
A derica of news beans grin
1 packet of news spaghetti. grin


Only on news
Fraudulent govt

Helo how do u do..pls are u intarrested in doin housegirl work has a maid & u will be paid a cool 25000 naira a months...with uniform & face cap provided...are u intaresssted pls & was your nomba please?
Romance / Re: My Mom Said My Fiancee Is Ugly (pictures) by LarryCork: 8:01pm On Sep 11, 2023
mymadam:
Post your own picture first. Let's see how 'ugly' you are. Let's compare and contrast 🤷🏽‍♂️

Son...u homebase people r so so so so DUMB
...is unbelievably unbelibale...niggger do u realize dat that photo is mitchell obama....barrrrak obama's daughter. Dyammm am glad am a londoner. U homebase people so gaddddem eady to foooooooooooool. 0p fool u & u fall for him hpw dumb embarassed
...we hope u aint all like dat....ilitarate people(n0 oofencse) angry

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Romance / Re: Have You Rejected Someone For A Relationship Because You Don't Like Their Names? by LarryCork: 7:57pm On Sep 11, 2023
IconicR:
Yes I have rejected some people before simply because I didn't just like their names.
First one was Shunom, those of you from southern Kaduna will be familiar with such name. I didn't just like it even though I don't know the meaning.

Second one was Ape, it's an Igala name but I didn't like it as well even though I don't know the meaning.

Third one was ChigaEkpe, it's an unpopular Igbo name, he was popularly called Chigs and I didn't just like it.

Fourth one was Gbenga, please how will a young man be bearing Gbenga , I didn't know how I will tell my friends and cousins that my boyfriend name is Gbenga so I stylishly ghosted him.

The meaning of these names didn't matter to me, I simply don't just like them.

So have you rejected someone requesting for a relationship simply because you don't like their names?


Siofra¡¡¡¡ angry

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Romance / Can you eat bread without butter?? by LarryCork: 2:56pm On Sep 11, 2023
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Romance / Re: What A Typical Nigerian Man Goes Through During Talking Stage by LarryCork: 8:06pm On Sep 10, 2023
ashewoboy:
True.


Add yours.



Son if u don't hav moiney to shase women...find a boy friend!!(no oofencse) angry
Romance / Re: What A Typical Nigerian Man Goes Through During Talking Stage by LarryCork: 8:04pm On Sep 10, 2023
ashewoboy:
True.


Add yours.



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Romance / Re: My Wife Has Set A Timetable For Sex For Me. What Do I Do? by LarryCork: 10:06pm On Sep 06, 2023
addmole:
I and My wife have been married for 5 years. We are based here in Lagos. She's 35 years old. We are doing very okay and living comfortably. Since we got married, my wife hated sex so much. I am not even trying to sugarcoat this. She doesn't want to hear you talk about it or she does it. There's no one in the family that haven't tried to settle our differences since we got married. She was never like this when we were dating. It's been 1 issue to the other. She doesn't initiate sex, and when she does accept you to have sex, it's missionary style and it's just 1 round. Ah, me wey dey like knack wella. This woman begin change am for me. Lol. She doesn't want to hear you discuss sex.

Anyway sha, lets move on...

5 YEARS ago, her mum came to my house to kneel down and tell me I am stressing her daughter that I should not kill her with sex. Her then-unmarried sister then asked if I ama dog? Ah, insult. Anyway, I don forgive her. I spoke to my wife and told her what is the meaning of this? What kind of lies are you feeding your family with? This is the same person who happens to make just 1 round of sex. Just 1 round. She lies flat on her back. Once you are done, she quickly pushes you away if you stay on top of her for more than 10 to 15 minutes. There were times she would hit me if I try to initiate sex. I reported to her elder brother. He elder brother warned her. She stopped. She moved to kicking me anytime we initiate sex on bed, i reported to my pastor, he spoke to her and then, she stopped. My pastor told me i have to be patient with her. I said OK.

Omo...
The only time we make love is just 1 round, missionary style and that's it. She says she has pain on her stomach. I have been patient for 5 years with her. I told her anytime she's strong enough, we can make out. That there's no problem.

I have been pressured to cheat on her many times. i HAVE BEEN REALLY PRESSURED. Its just not easy. Her family have insulted me for demanding sex from her. Lol. The thing tire me. I see no where i am demanding. We don't do any other position apart from the missionary style. We do not even kiss. This is a woman that doesn't want you to kiss in in anyway. Even sometimes, she shouts at you when you try to be romantic to kiss her unexpectedly just to spies up our love life. She doesn't even want you to cuddle her on bed. She wants to be alone. Make money, attend to her business, vibes, laugh with friends and family and that's it. When it comes to sex, don't go there discussing that with her about making out.

I even had to retort to preparing her mind for sex by sending her a position we would try on WhatsApp, she would leave the message on read and not respond. When you talk to her about what you sent to her, she would just tell you, she's not strong to make love.

ANOTHER PART OF HER:
My wife is a very bitter person full of anger. If you try to tickle her when she's cooking in the kitchen to play with her, she gets angry and warns you not to try such. My wife doesn't want you to play with her. I am not writing all these to make it look I am a victim here. But all these are my experiences. I have to pour it out. I NEED SOME ADVICE.

There were many times, we agreed on separating. But we have already children and we used to think about these because the quarrels and the disrespect, sex and everything is causing a whole lot on us.

We do not have any form of healthy discussion very well. Before you know it, we are quarrelling over the place, she's shouting. There was a time we quarrelled that after throwing a Gotv remote at her, she fainted. She woke up before we got to the hospital. She almost died. I told her, she needs to stop her anger and control herself and enjoy her marriage. She just won't listen. She's an Edo woman.

I have tried many times to leave the marriage because it's affecting my mental health. Sometimes I regret about getting married to her. Sometimes, I just feel, maybe I CAN TRY MORE and give her a chance. When you call her to discuss our sex life, about her anger and bitterness, she doesn't apologise. She hardly apologise. Even when I get to explain her part on why she was wrong, she claims she's right until maybe someone hears us arguing before she would reluctantly apologise.

I have been battling a really starved sex life, full of a woman with bitterness, anger and pride who never apologise. She's quick to advice other women on Facebook, She would video call friends, give them advice and her family how they need to maintain peace with their relationship. But she never seem to give me respect in anyway in her own own. Hmmmm.

Recently, my wife brought out another timetable that she cannot cope making out with me the way she does. Which is 3 times a week. That she can only be available to make love 2 times a week. This 2 times is just 1 round each. This is how she wants it. I immediately responded to her that I feel her pain. I understand. She cannot be pressured just to make it look like she wants to please me that I would rather get a side chic. Yes, i know this was wrong to tell her, but i am frustrated. She disrespects me and starve me of sex and she's even bending the rules again. She responded that 'ok that I am free to do what i LIKE'.

i decided to bring this here to know the comments from people. I would like to get advice from persons who are going through similar things like this and advice me on what to do.

Some of you might say, call her and talk to her. I have done that several times since in the last 5years. I did it last night and twice today. I have spoken to her. She promised she would change, she would not only repeat the same thing but make things worst the next time.

She disrespects me a lot. I have sometimes left the house but come back after families get to call me. She would change for a week and return to her old self.

What do I DO? Please make your responses constructive enough.


Kaiiiii...my brother please can u sqeeeece me for the time table....am free on Tuesday sir!!(no oofencse) cheesy
Romance / Re: My Wife Has Set A Timetable For Sex For Me. What Do I Do? by LarryCork: 10:05pm On Sep 06, 2023
addmole:
I and My wife have been married for 5 years. We are based here in Lagos. She's 35 years old. We are doing very okay and living comfortably. Since we got married, my wife hated sex so much. I am not even trying to sugarcoat this. She doesn't want to hear you talk about it or she does it. There's no one in the family that haven't tried to settle our differences since we got married. She was never like this when we were dating. It's been 1 issue to the other. She doesn't initiate sex, and when she does accept you to have sex, it's missionary style and it's just 1 round. Ah, me wey dey like knack wella. This woman begin change am for me. Lol. She doesn't want to hear you discuss sex.

Anyway sha, lets move on...

5 YEARS ago, her mum came to my house to kneel down and tell me I am stressing her daughter that I should not kill her with sex. Her then-unmarried sister then asked if I ama dog? Ah, insult. Anyway, I don forgive her. I spoke to my wife and told her what is the meaning of this? What kind of lies are you feeding your family with? This is the same person who happens to make just 1 round of sex. Just 1 round. She lies flat on her back. Once you are done, she quickly pushes you away if you stay on top of her for more than 10 to 15 minutes. There were times she would hit me if I try to initiate sex. I reported to her elder brother. He elder brother warned her. She stopped. She moved to kicking me anytime we initiate sex on bed, i reported to my pastor, he spoke to her and then, she stopped. My pastor told me i have to be patient with her. I said OK.

Omo...
The only time we make love is just 1 round, missionary style and that's it. She says she has pain on her stomach. I have been patient for 5 years with her. I told her anytime she's strong enough, we can make out. That there's no problem.

I have been pressured to cheat on her many times. i HAVE BEEN REALLY PRESSURED. Its just not easy. Her family have insulted me for demanding sex from her. Lol. The thing tire me. I see no where i am demanding. We don't do any other position apart from the missionary style. We do not even kiss. This is a woman that doesn't want you to kiss in in anyway. Even sometimes, she shouts at you when you try to be romantic to kiss her unexpectedly just to spies up our love life. She doesn't even want you to cuddle her on bed. She wants to be alone. Make money, attend to her business, vibes, laugh with friends and family and that's it. When it comes to sex, don't go there discussing that with her about making out.

I even had to retort to preparing her mind for sex by sending her a position we would try on WhatsApp, she would leave the message on read and not respond. When you talk to her about what you sent to her, she would just tell you, she's not strong to make love.

ANOTHER PART OF HER:
My wife is a very bitter person full of anger. If you try to tickle her when she's cooking in the kitchen to play with her, she gets angry and warns you not to try such. My wife doesn't want you to play with her. I am not writing all these to make it look I am a victim here. But all these are my experiences. I have to pour it out. I NEED SOME ADVICE.

There were many times, we agreed on separating. But we have already children and we used to think about these because the quarrels and the disrespect, sex and everything is causing a whole lot on us.

We do not have any form of healthy discussion very well. Before you know it, we are quarrelling over the place, she's shouting. There was a time we quarrelled that after throwing a Gotv remote at her, she fainted. She woke up before we got to the hospital. She almost died. I told her, she needs to stop her anger and control herself and enjoy her marriage. She just won't listen. She's an Edo woman.

I have tried many times to leave the marriage because it's affecting my mental health. Sometimes I regret about getting married to her. Sometimes, I just feel, maybe I CAN TRY MORE and give her a chance. When you call her to discuss our sex life, about her anger and bitterness, she doesn't apologise. She hardly apologise. Even when I get to explain her part on why she was wrong, she claims she's right until maybe someone hears us arguing before she would reluctantly apologise.

I have been battling a really starved sex life, full of a woman with bitterness, anger and pride who never apologise. She's quick to advice other women on Facebook, She would video call friends, give them advice and her family how they need to maintain peace with their relationship. But she never seem to give me respect in anyway in her own own. Hmmmm.

Recently, my wife brought out another timetable that she cannot cope making out with me the way she does. Which is 3 times a week. That she can only be available to make love 2 times a week. This 2 times is just 1 round each. This is how she wants it. I immediately responded to her that I feel her pain. I understand. She cannot be pressured just to make it look like she wants to please me that I would rather get a side chic. Yes, i know this was wrong to tell her, but i am frustrated. She disrespects me and starve me of sex and she's even bending the rules again. She responded that 'ok that I am free to do what i LIKE'.

i decided to bring this here to know the comments from people. I would like to get advice from persons who are going through similar things like this and advice me on what to do.

Some of you might say, call her and talk to her. I have done that several times since in the last 5years. I did it last night and twice today. I have spoken to her. She promised she would change, she would not only repeat the same thing but make things worst the next time.

She disrespects me a lot. I have sometimes left the house but come back after families get to call me. She would change for a week and return to her old self.

What do I DO? Please make your responses constructive enough.


angry
Romance / Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo by LarryCork: 11:52pm On Sep 03, 2023
PapaGee3:


Do you like my profile photo?

"Like" my profile photo if you like my profile photo



NO Mamagee!!! angry

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Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic Debunks Rumours Of Welcoming Twins by LarryCork: 11:50pm On Sep 03, 2023
nlfpmod:
Rita Dominic has debunked a viral report that she gave birth to twins.

The report said: "Rita Dominic and husband, Fidelis Anosike welcome set of Twins".

Instaog9ja and other verified X users posted the Fake News.

Reacting to the fake news posted by Instablog, Rita shared a gif with the caption "You Know You Lying".

This is not the first time the fake news of Rita Dominic Anosike allegedly giving birth to twins is trending. In September 2022, the same fake news trended and the popular actress also came out to debunk it.

Maybe they want to keep posting the fake news every year until she finally gives birth.

angry

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