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Family › Re: What Do We Expect A 40 Year Old Man To Have Achieved In Nigeria? by LarryCork: 11:33pm On Aug 13, 2023
Goodlady:
Ok. Are you really rich up to having N2K in ur account cos u smell of poverty
Don't be rudes please.am simply trying to giv u shance to make moiney.u don't like to work for Yor moiney?my uncle will u a coo 25,000 monthly with house girl uniform including.after 3 month,he will even further u with adult education so u can get certificate after working for him fo a months.are u lightskin please?(no oofense) undecided
Romance › Re: This Is Why So Many Naija Ladies Will Never See Husband by LarryCork: 8:54pm On Aug 13, 2023
Nickymezor:
Hmmmm
helo.are u intaressted in doin house girl work for my millionaire uncle payin u a cool 25,000naira a months with food & house girl uniform including.this is a lovely shance for u to make extra money. Are u intaressted please?(no oofense) smiley
Politics › Re: Atiku Mourns Pastor Odukoya, Extends Condolences To His Family & Congregation by LarryCork: 8:53pm On Aug 13, 2023
Nmezor:
May his soul rest on. Amen
helo.are u intaressted in doin house girl work for my millionaire uncle payin u a cool 25,000naira a months with food & house girl uniform including.this is a lovely shance for u to make extra money. Are u intaressted please?(no oofense) smiley
Family › Re: What Do We Expect A 40 Year Old Man To Have Achieved In Nigeria? by LarryCork: 8:38pm On Aug 13, 2023
meobizy:
Everybody na trillionaire for Nairaland. Mscheew.
helo please are u intaressted in doin housegirl job payin a coool 20,000naira a months?my millionaire uncle is lookin for 3 womens coz this is your shance to make moiney.please do u want the house girl job
Goodlady say she intaressted & have been pay deposit of 5000naira. This is a big shame for u coz my uncle is a millionaire. U want?(no oofencse) smiley
Family › Re: My Brother In-law Is Making Advances At Me by LarryCork: 8:31pm On Aug 13, 2023
Goodlady:
Thank you. I m not interested but I can give you a useful suggestion.
Give the job to your mother and sisters.
This hardship of Nigeria is too much in them and I m pitying your existence.
U are a ilarates ma,can't u see am trying to help u?u don't hAV man yet u acting like u all day.my millionaire uncle is ready to pay u cash for doing ordnarry house girl work & u being rude. Hav u beento London, no then stop actin like u all dat please.ok how much will u charge & how much do u neeed every months please? This is a shance for u to make moiney. How much u want please? undecided
Family › Re: My Brother In-law Is Making Advances At Me by LarryCork: 6:09pm On Aug 13, 2023
Goodlady:
Natalice, report the idiot. Can you imagine?
What does he take you for?
Get good evidence against him like voice recording or a video evidence if possible from CCTV or placing your phone on recording at an angle that ll pick him as he dey follow you to kitchen or entering your room anyhow
Helo.my millionaire is lookin for 2 womens who can do housegirl work & will be pay 20,000 nIara cash wit food n housegirl uniform including.i wanto help u so wots Yor phone nomba please?
& are u intaressted please.i?(no oofencse) smiley
Romance › Re: What A Girl Whispered In My Ear This Morning by LarryCork: 3:42pm On Aug 13, 2023
Jakumo:
You be sharp man. You know that by disqualifying her, you will subconsciously inspire her to PROVE that she meets all the criteria you have listed, in order to gain access to the python you wield.

Anyway that said, I am jealous sha, since this woman causes storms in my brain and trousers, and I do not appreciate this skilled competition.
brother, siofra & I use to fukk way back in April February August & October last year before pregnancy talk.. but she a wifey material thou....if u want her, I can giv u sir!!!((thank me later)) wink
Romance › Re: Ladies, Would You Date A Nairalander who Follows many Females on nairaland? by LarryCork: 12:40pm On Aug 13, 2023
siofra:
Please what's the correlationhuh
^^^^side effect of going to plublick schoool
Please stop embaassrasin yourself in from of Nigerians especially those of us from London...correlation means corolating with people to disaminate them in a corolative way.pls buy dictionary!!! ((THANK ME LATER)) angry
Romance › Re: What A Girl Whispered In My Ear This Morning by LarryCork: 12:37pm On Aug 13, 2023
illicit:
U have always been beautiful
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Siofra is betiful?? How?? undecided
brother ru blind in one eyes or two?can u yansh? Can u see boooobsi?is she lightskin?is she halfcast?can she cook egg?can she even find man on nairaland?can she even date me?has she beento London?can she kiss?....brother pls go n hire glassssssssses!!!((no ooofencse) angry

Romance › Re: What A Girl Whispered In My Ear This Morning by LarryCork: 12:33pm On Aug 13, 2023
illicit:
U have always been beautiful
angry
Romance › Re: Is It True A Ladies Lips Shape Represent Her VJ Shape? by LarryCork: 3:59am On Aug 12, 2023
OndoRaph:
There is this hypothesis that a woman's lips shape is a true reflection of the shape of her vaginal or is it vulva. From my little observation, I can't answer the question without the affirmative. How about you?
kaiiii...brother ..ok so u all ready no the shape of Yor sister vaginak from her lip shape...corrrrect?
nice. She definately my kinda chick
..brother is she lightskin sir?(no ooofencse,) cheesy
Romance › Re: Is It True A Ladies Lips Shape Represent Her VJ Shape? by LarryCork: 3:39am On Aug 12, 2023
OndoRaph:
There is this hypothesis that a woman's lips shape is a true reflection of the shape of her vaginal or is it vulva. From my little observation, I can't answer the question without the affirmative. How about you?
angry
Romance › Re: Ladies can you date Guys who wear Glasses? by LarryCork(op): 6:02pm On Aug 11, 2023
Toks2008:
SMH!
ok so u hav four eyes ...correct? angry
Romance › Re: Ladies can you date Guys who wear Glasses? by LarryCork(op): 6:25pm On Aug 10, 2023
Nooneonline:
Really?
Buhari weres glassssses! angry
Romance › Re: Ladies can you date Guys who wear Glasses? by LarryCork(op): 6:25pm On Aug 10, 2023
Damaria2:
Don't be a fool kiddo. cheesy

You're saying 🐂 💩 with so much confidence.

Just go work on yourself cos I see you have nothing good going for you cheesy

I can tell you used to have so much girls around you yet you never had a lover so you kinda thought your glasses was the issue grin
Son, I yansh at least 9 chicks every month.be nice to me & I will link u up wit one of my nairaland chick...Siofra. she will help u((TANK ME LATER) angry
Romance › Re: My problem with Nigerian girls by LarryCork: 10:23am On Aug 10, 2023
GO0DHardDick:
Dude, I'm not the cause of your frustration
TOO LATE TO APOLOGICE SIR....u create dumb thread sayin all nigeria women are dumb so we ask u a simple questions: does it mean yor sister is dumb? dats not a rude questions sir. its a simple questions. is yor sister dumb, yes or no sir? (no ofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: My problem with Nigerian girls by LarryCork: 8:17am On Aug 10, 2023
GO0DHardDick:
Dear women,

Some of you lack sense. A young man says let's have a date, let's meet in a public place, you responded you don't have transport, Send me money to come and meet you. Are you not ashamed of yourself? Any girl that tells you she doesn't have transport, do the needful and avoid her like plague.

Women, the way you package yourself that's how they will carry you. A young man asked for a date and wishes to send you transport fare, asked him for what? Tell him not to embarrass you that you can transport yourself! By this you're letting him know you're not cheap. Only Poor broke and cheap girls without worth and value asked men for transport fare
brother are u sayin yor sister lak commmon sensse coz she nigerian?....is she lightskin sir? (no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Benefits Of Having Smaller Breasts by LarryCork: 8:07am On Aug 10, 2023
32deborah:
Many women who naturally have smaller breasts believe that they are cursed and openly admit that they are envious of their friends who have larger breasts. This explains why so many women today want to have breast implants or cram tissues into their bras. The benefits of having smaller breasts, however, should not be disregarded.

. There won’t be any back pain for you.
Aches and pains in the back, shoulders, and neck are more common in those with larger breasts due to the additional weight and strain exerted on their muscles and ligaments. Your likelihood of experiencing this type of discomfort may be reduced if your breasts are tiny.

. Late sagging
At some time in her life, every woman faces the possibility of sagging. Larger breasts, however, have a tendency to sag more rapidly and easily than smaller ones do. If your breasts aren’t particularly huge, you won’t have to worry about sagging until you’re in your 50s, long after your pals who have larger breasts have already figured out how to handle the problem....

https://healthwatchline.com/2023/08/09/benefits-of-having-smaller-breasts/
Brother, U prefa chest to breaasst?....are u ok sir?(no oofencse) angry angry
Romance › Re: Benefits Of Having Smaller Breasts by LarryCork: 8:05am On Aug 10, 2023
32deborah:
Many women who naturally have smaller breasts believe that they are cursed and openly admit that they are envious of their friends who have larger breasts. This explains why so many women today want to have breast implants or cram tissues into their bras. The benefits of having smaller breasts, however, should not be disregarded.

. There won’t be any back pain for you.
Aches and pains in the back, shoulders, and neck are more common in those with larger breasts due to the additional weight and strain exerted on their muscles and ligaments. Your likelihood of experiencing this type of discomfort may be reduced if your breasts are tiny.

. Late sagging
At some time in her life, every woman faces the possibility of sagging. Larger breasts, however, have a tendency to sag more rapidly and easily than smaller ones do. If your breasts aren’t particularly huge, you won’t have to worry about sagging until you’re in your 50s, long after your pals who have larger breasts have already figured out how to handle the problem....

https://healthwatchline.com/2023/08/09/benefits-of-having-smaller-breasts/
angry
Romance › Re: Every Nigerian Girl Wants To Marry Sanusi Lamido by LarryCork: 1:44am On Aug 10, 2023
Ilamina:
smiley

He's so smart, swag and puffy
SIOFRA YOU AGAIN!!!! angry
Family › Re: Why Are Most Men Wicked In Marriage? by LarryCork: 11:12pm On Aug 09, 2023
Confirm4real:
Please this is a serious case she happens to be my younger sister I'm putting this up on her behalf.

1. The husband doesn't give her money for upkeep.

2. Most times he beat her up mercilessly.

3. Disgraced her in the compound by telling a mechanic that she doesn't wear pants.

4. Treat her like rag.

5. Doesn't have regard for my family.

6. Monitor her everywhere and accuse her wrongly of following men, this is someone that they've been married for more than 15yrs and have 4kids together.

7. Always accuse her wrongly of stealing his money.

8. Follow her to the market and pays for any food items she buys.

9. The little money my sister earns as a teacher he will make sure she spends all the money at home.

10. Locks his phone but told my sister to always unlock her own so he will be seeing all her messages and calls. Even put tracker on her phone to monitor her calls.

11. Smells my sister's undies atimes to know if she went to meet a man.

12. There was a time my sister was into restaurant business the husband didn't allow the building to last, he told her customers should not sit down to eat they can only buy and go.

13. He now bought a Sienna he still put tracker to monitor the car and inner tracker to monitor calls inside the car. If he noticed some conversation in the car he will start calling my sister, if she doesn't pick while driving he will start insulting her.

14. He pays the children school fees and house rent with complains. They're living at Ajah.

Although I have reported the case to Human Rights. Please what advice can you give if she's your sister.

Note: Although they dated long before marriage almost 5yrs, but I wonder why she didn't see those red flags then.
SIOFRA....YOU AGAIN WIT YOR CLATOWISTICK THREADS.......YOU AGAIN!!!!!!!!(no oofeince) angry
Family › Re: Why Are Most Men Wicked In Marriage? by LarryCork: 11:10pm On Aug 09, 2023
Confirm4real:
Please this is a serious case she happens to be my younger sister I'm putting this up on her behalf.

1. The husband doesn't give her money for upkeep.

2. Most times he beat her up mercilessly.

3. Disgraced her in the compound by telling a mechanic that she doesn't wear pants.

4. Treat her like rag.

5. Doesn't have regard for my family.

6. Monitor her everywhere and accuse her wrongly of following men, this is someone that they've been married for more than 15yrs and have 4kids together.

7. Always accuse her wrongly of stealing his money.

8. Follow her to the market and pays for any food items she buys.

9. The little money my sister earns as a teacher he will make sure she spends all the money at home.

10. Locks his phone but told my sister to always unlock her own so he will be seeing all her messages and calls. Even put tracker on her phone to monitor her calls.

11. Smells my sister's undies atimes to know if she went to meet a man.

12. There was a time my sister was into restaurant business the husband didn't allow the building to last, he told her customers should not sit down to eat they can only buy and go.

13. He now bought a Sienna he still put tracker to monitor the car and inner tracker to monitor calls inside the car. If he noticed some conversation in the car he will start calling my sister, if she doesn't pick while driving he will start insulting her.

14. He pays the children school fees and house rent with complains. They're living at Ajah.

Although I have reported the case to Human Rights. Please what advice can you give if she's your sister.

Note: Although they dated long before marriage almost 5yrs, but I wonder why she didn't see those red flags then.
angry
Romance › Re: Ever Since, This Igbo Guy Called Me Psycho On Nairaland by LarryCork: 11:08pm On Aug 09, 2023
livenija:
People hardly reply u any more
so u commmto naialand chase men instead of chassssin women...corrrect? why are u replyin to only men? shame on u sirr. why are u gay??(no oofeince) angry
Romance › Re: Ladies can you date Guys who wear Glasses? by LarryCork(op): 10:47pm On Aug 09, 2023
Damaria2:
Ode

It's not "scientific evidence yet". It's "empirical evidence/data".
Go to school, you say no, now you're blaming nerds with glasses for your woes
son ,Who told u its not scientificly prooofen that guys who were glassses use to be gay? This is the problem with u homebase people. U listen to radio and start talkin nonsense like goat.99.1% of males who were glassses dont have girl friends coz they spend there time read book.which is why they always loook like acccount coz they enjoy wereing pink shirt. u were pink shirt...corrrrect?(no oofencse) angry
Romance › Re: Can I Still Shoot My Shot One More Time??? by LarryCork: 9:25am On Aug 09, 2023
Mhizzard:
i geuss rejection from girl is a normal thing;are you going tell me ever since you started asking girls out it is all them accepted u??
Tooo late to apologice..SHAME ON U.u wanto shoot women coz one woman reject u? Brother u need head injury treatment!!(no oofense) angry
Romance › Re: Can I Still Shoot My Shot One More Time??? by LarryCork: 8:48am On Aug 09, 2023
Mhizzard:
Sometime in march of this year i asked girl out but she rejected me,i really disturbed her though...presently the feelings is still there maybe cus am seeing her every time,my question is that can i still shoot my shot again..
U wannnnto shoot a girl becozzz she reject u??...corrrrect?
bother are u ok in the head sir?(no oofencse) angry
Romance › Re: Can I Still Shoot My Shot One More Time??? by LarryCork: 8:47am On Aug 09, 2023
Mhizzard:
Sometime in march of this year i asked girl out but she rejected me,i really disturbed her though...presently the feelings is still there maybe cus am seeing her every time,my question is that can i still shoot my shot again..
angry
Politics › Re: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala & President Tinubu In His Office In Aso Rock by LarryCork: 1:57am On Aug 09, 2023
ryloy:
Photo: WTO DG With President Bola Tinubu In His Office
..


is she tryna giv him BJ?? ..kaiii cheesy
Romance › Re: How I ghosted my baby mama because of her terrible character! by LarryCork: 1:55am On Aug 09, 2023
siofra:
Thief!!!

You're lucky this is Nigeria. You for pay child support tire.

Deadbeat trying to justify his wickedness.
ahhhha...gold DIGGGGGER . We new it...so all along u been loooookin for rich guys like us to pay for Yor children's.keeep dreamin...u lucky am a londoner. it ain't gonna happen!!(,no oofense) angry
Romance › Re: Ladies can you date Guys who wear Glasses? by LarryCork(op): 8:38pm On Aug 08, 2023
harmargedon:
so you draw your conclusion from a few? What about those who don't wear glasses but are gay?
There is scientic evidence that those that are gay who don't were glasssses use to were glasssses behind close door trying to loook like woman.living like a fagggot is iligal coz they nomaly die of aid sir. True story!!(no oofense) angry

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