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Romance / Re: Your Parents First Reaction When Your Boyfriend Or Girlfriend First Visited You? by LarryHooper: 11:00pm On Mar 02, 2019
I happened to have parents who didn't give me troubles bringing ladies home back in those days. My dad na sabi man. Na him go even dey whyne me about my sexual life. My mom on the other hand was the opposite but my dad would always tell her not to interfere in my own wahala that I was old enough to fvck whoever I wanted to
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Travel / Re: Lagos Life: 10 Reasons You Should Move From Mainland To Island by LarryHooper: 11:06pm On Feb 17, 2019
I was at berger the other day looking for a bus to iyana ipaja then I asked one woman where the bus was heading to then she said "Lagos". I was like wtf. Which part of Lagos na abi no be Lagos we dey again ni then she specified Lagos island. So na only people wey dey live for island dey Lagos. Funny enough she isn't the first person I'm hearing that kind of stuff from.

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Crime / Re: Akewukereke Babatunde: Boko Haram Kills Nigerian Soldier & Doctor(photos) by LarryHooper: 11:05pm On Feb 17, 2019
Cowmilk:
Was a brother and colleague.. A life full of dreams and potential just snuffed out like dat...

This country is really messed up

Rest on bj till we meet again

U kept on reassuring me u weren't posted to the north East..

May God give ur family the fortitude to bear the loss

Words cannot express my countenance
What year did he graduate from COHS?

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Romance / What's The Weirdest Thing You've Ever Caught A Girl Do by LarryHooper: 4:02pm On Feb 16, 2019
I was just reminiscing and flashing back to some years back. It was in the university then and I was staying off campus. It happened that close to our villa was another villa but na one room apartment. (Face me I face you) . Obviously this kind house the toilets are always bad which gave rooms to so many things. Things like taking a dump in the bush or taking a wee. Lucky me, the nearest bush was opposite my window so everyday na free show. Once I hear footsteps on rusty leaves even if I dey sleep I always peep to check wetin dey sup. Naso I go carry chair balance dey watch free show outside from inside my own dormot. See fine fine girls wey if you see them outside dem go dey waka like person wey no dey shìt. The sweetest thing was that they thought nobody was living in that particular room coz it was always quiet and dark. This continued for several months till I parked out.

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Romance / What Is The Most Terrible Sex You've Ever Had by LarryHooper: 2:16pm On Feb 16, 2019
Mine was fuckíng a girl doggy style. As she bent over I could scent the smell of old poo. Like say make person shìt finish make e no tamber well . the kind smell e go dey ooze out after several hours. I nearly choked to death but the sweetness overpower the smell..

Secondly was giving a girl quickie at the backyard of an event center during a party. That was how I got a muscle pull. The pain was so excruciating I couldn't bear it no more. But I manage arrange myself well and continued pumping from the back.

Thirdly, there's no sex more painful when you're about to cum and someone knocks on the door or gate. Though mine happened during my secondary school days. There was this chick I always smuggled home after school. We were banging one day as i was about to cum when suddenly I heard my mothers voice from downstairs. I wasn't expecting her that day. My heart started pounding several thoughts on what next to do flashed through my head in a fraction of a fraction of a second. I quickly wore my trousers and told the girl to dress up too but I couldn't smuggle her outside coz we were living upstairs so there was no way we wouldn't be caught when coming down. I just sat her on the chair, placed a book in front of her and told her to tell my mom she came for group study just in case she starts asking too much questions. That plan was successful but the painful part was spoiling my show at the peak of the pleasure.

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Romance / Re: Hhhhh by LarryHooper: 1:56pm On Feb 16, 2019
Nothing bad if u can arrange yourself well. Back then I dated and fvcked girls way older than me. That was because though I was very young but I had a very old face and mature physique so it wasn't noticeable at all. Some were even more than 6-7 years older but they never knew. All the same sha na Africa we carry age matter for relationship like groundnut. In developed countries they care less about these things.

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Romance / Re: Has A Girl Ever Initiated Sex With You? by LarryHooper: 9:21pm On Feb 14, 2019
Yigiyaga:
Yeah most times they give the green light. But physical initiation is rare,but it happens
They don't want to look cheap that's why physical initiation is rare. But from their behavior and conversation you can easily tell they want the iroko.

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Romance / Has A Girl Ever Initiated Sex With You? by LarryHooper: 6:33pm On Feb 14, 2019
Have you ever been with a girl and she's all giving the greenlight for sex? Mine happened during my university days.

It happened that in my hostel (off campus) everyone had gone to class. So it was just me and this next door neighbor of mine. As I was sleeping on my bed she suddenly banged in tying only towel asking for toothpaste. Nothing turns me on more than seeing a busty girl in a towel honestly. As I gave her the paste she collected it and asked whether I was still around I said yes. Then she jetted out to her crib and 10mins later she was back. She sat on my bed in an inviting manner from there we started talking on a whole lotta things. The rest they say was history..

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Romance / Why Are Secondary School Girls So Sexually Active? by LarryHooper: 7:53am On Feb 13, 2019
Thank God for my life and my job with a top notch salary today. But before all these, I used to take home lessons for a teenage girl in senior class. She was about 16 or 17. It happened her parents weren't always around so that almost gave room to so many shìt. Sometimes she undresses in front of me.. Seeing her moderate ass in tight black panties always gave me erections but I always controlled myself. Even when tutoring her, she will sometimes stand behind me using her moderate sexy boobs to cause confusion but I was able to resist all these temptations and nothing ever happened.



Secondly was in secondary school in the 90s.. There was this sexually super active girl in class .. I wonder why a girl could be that active at such tender age.. So I went to toilet this day to go and ease myself.. Naso I catch am dey fvck one dude for toilet. The guy no even freak out baba continue dey do him thing but na beg the girl start to dey beg me dey ask if me sef go enter set. For the fear of being caught I rejected her offer.

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Romance / Ladies Only Wear Clean Pant When They Want To Visit A Guy by LarryHooper: 10:45pm On Feb 07, 2019
This is so true and obvious. Many ladies, their panties are full of patches and brown stains. They save the best for the best. When visiting a guy they take necessary actions.
Romance / What's The Craziest Sex You've Ever Had ? by LarryHooper: 12:18pm On Feb 07, 2019
Mine was fvcking my GF in the visitors toilet during a birthday home party. All other guests were in the sitting room. When we came out everyone started hailing us like how Americans hail Neil Armstrong and buzz aldrin that year wen dem land for moon.

Second was during exam period in the university. We went for night class as its called there. Everybody seeing you going for night class go dey shout "scholar" "scholar" not knowing your GP fit make onion shed tears. If d fit convert the GP sef to airtime say you wan flash person dem go tell you insufficient balance.

However this day I happen to jam my course mate we bin don dey for almost a while now. This was around 2008. During the course of the night class, our body don dey hot. The particular class we used was in law faculty and wasn't too crowded compared to others. In fact na only like 2 people remain minus me and this babe. Others don go hostel since go sleep as per say body no be firewood. The remaining 2 sef dey sleep for chair snore join. after some hot romance and kissing, I just jejely carry this girl skirt up draw the pant go one side. She started riding me gently. Then she stood up, held the table in front of us and I started pounding from behind. . pounded till I erupted and emptied my tank inside her. (Postinor 2 dey readily available).
Nostalgic memories.

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Romance / Re: What Was Your Reaction The First Time You Ever Saw This (PHOTOS 18+) by LarryHooper: 10:49am On Feb 02, 2019
frbona:
bless you son
More please
Who be your son? undecided
Romance / Re: What Was Your Reaction The First Time You Ever Saw This (PHOTOS 18+) by LarryHooper: 9:52pm On Feb 01, 2019
Bouncingbabyboy:
I wonder why some men Choose to be gay
How ? What's gay about this?

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Romance / Re: What Was Your Reaction The First Time You Ever Saw This (PHOTOS 18+) by LarryHooper: 9:51pm On Feb 01, 2019
frbona:
*parks Ferrari, opens door, lights cigarette, inhales deeply and exhales*








More cameltoe pictures please, my next Vaseline experience depends solely on this

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Romance / What Was Your Reaction The First Time You Ever Saw This (PHOTOS 18+) by LarryHooper: 6:47pm On Feb 01, 2019
When I was much more younger, there happened to be a shop with electricity where students gather to read. This was in the university. However there was this ever present girl who was always present to read too. Everyone was after first class wey no get head or get tail. This night she happened to wear this tight leggings. So while sitting, her camel toe was out of this world. Damn it was fvcking sexy. It was as if make I just chop am right there..my dick hard so tay e be like say e wan tear off. Camel toe make sense. Its like having a peep at heaven when you know you can't get there.

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Romance / Re: Which Of These Is The Sweetest (PHOTOS PG 18+) by LarryHooper: 3:14pm On Jan 31, 2019
wilson09866:
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Yahoo boy, there are other platforms to do your hustle not here

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