Ogun state?
No surprise!
Awon small - small dee-kies!!!!

America is indeed a great place for those who have dreams.
Obama has made history.
GOOOOOO ROMNEY! MERRY XMAS SHOPPING DARLING!
We have all moved on!

What next?
The price of Oil in Naija?

Still on FACEBOOK?
Tufiakwa!!!!

Sorry dear! You have learned a grave lesson!
NEVER HANG OUT WITH CYBER RIFF -RAFF!

What tribe are they from?
I am keeping stats!

Lemme guess?

What a country!
Judiciary by 'trial and TERROR'!

BoboYekini: what brand of lingerie do you wear? in what colors?
p.s. i'm not a pervert oo, just curious

I am an hot-flashing, senior-citizen darling.
I sleep IN THE NOOOODLE!!!!
I love XOXOs. . .with a good bra in it and A THONG! ANY COLOR!!!
It is really flimsy and light. QUITE TRASHHHHHSHY TOOOOOOO!!!!!

I only where lingeries when I want to do some "private dancing" for special people in the bedroom.
When it is cold, I love the JAMMIES OR 2-PIECE BOXER NITIES, so my butt doesn't freeze off. I wear footies to bed, when my feet are cold.
I am hot - natured. Always have been. My husband sleeps upstairs, where it is ALWAYS HOT!!!!
I sleep downstairs, where it is always cold.
Hot air always rises. Hallelujah to that.

Lord_Reed:

I have heard the horror stories of taking school loans did you take school loans? If you did how are you coping with that?

You pay. That is one loan that can follow you to your grave. You can't file Chapter 7/11 on that.
l PAID SCHOOL LOANS FOR 10 GOOD YEARS!!!! It was at 7% I think.
My last payment was in 2007. I could not wait.
But it helped a lot to pay the bills.
I will not take another. If I can help it.

BIGOTS JAM BIGOTS!
Equation balance.
Amen!

Owning your own home!
NO MORTGAGES!!!

NOLLYWOOD! The movies and music.

THE FOOD I GREW UP WITH AND STILL LOVE TO DEATH. . . WHITE/YELLOW POUNDED YAM FREEEEEEEEEEESH CRUNCHY VEGETABLE/OKRO SOUP!

Go and see a dermatologist.
Skin problems are specific not generic.
You are asking for help from the wrong place.

Prolly hormonal.

tombeck: YOU ARE DEALING WITH PEOPLE LOWER THAN YOUR CAPACITY FOR SPIRITUAL GENEROUSITY. cud u please expantiate more on this?

You need to upgrade from 'broke-azze-niggars'!
There are 36 governors in Nigeria you know?
Are you not a 'female'?
What are you a 'female' for?
Use what you have to attract solutions to your problems. . . instead of 'freelancing for love'!

alosiby92: Not interested in nigerian "HARDENED CRIMINALS"...
but in that case, need to get myself a godfather/mother ASAP!

Are you not a Nigerian?
You should be interested o!
GET A GOD FATHER/MOTHER ASAP.
I get PLENTY!!!!!
You cannot visit Nigeria and SLEEP WELL AT NIGHT if you DO NOT HAVE AT LEAST 3! FORGET HOLY GHOST O!
If kidnappers way-lay you for MMA or NAA. . . .na you and God o!
To waka for Naija. . .nor be by prayer alone. HMMMMMM!!!!!

You need fortification from ALL ANGLES. . . INCLUDING FROM ANGOLA!

Why do you think I bothered with taking an 'ODU' title?

Nigeria is a deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep place! Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!!

Vikin: Nice one Lasinoh, never knew you can be this normal .

And i mean it in a friendly way. Keep it coming!

Don't you see normal people on this thread?
So, why should I be 'abnormal'? Do you think I was born 'abnormal'?
It is only when I am HIGHLY IRRITATED by juveniles and their delinquencies or UTTER STOOPIDITY I show my 'abnormal' side o!
Thanks.

Erm, if you bring out the 'normal' in me. . . we shall have a 'normal' day. . . AND VICE VERSA!

Much love. . . please, keep it coming too!

alosiby92: laff.wan.make.me.vomit.oha.soup....
endangered species??
hardened criminals??
oh, how I love you madam....

You are young, you have 20 PLUS MORE YEARS to understand.
Once upon a time. . .I was only laughing like you o, till it ceased to be funny.
AFTER ALL, SOMEONE IS PAYING FOR YOUR SCHOOL FEES ABI?
You will indeed laff and vomit more than oha soup. . . I guarantee you!
IF YOU TRY TO FOOL WITH THOSE NIGERIAN HARDENED CRIMINALS. . .
How many Nigerian raised outside Nigeria do you see making waves in NIGERIA without godfathers and godmothers?
WHERE ARE ABIOLA'S CHILDREN TODAY?
Mu he he he he he he

By the time you take school loans and juggle 2 jobs with family and husband. . . BLEED FROM YOUR AZZZE FOR ONE WHOLE MONTH STRAIGHT WITH STRESS FROM OYINBO, BLACKY, INDIAN, KOREAN, HISPANIC AND ENGLISH/CANADIAN PROFESSIONAL RIVALS TRYING TO NAIL YOU DOWN. . . .YOU WILL WEEP FOR NIGERIA!

No memories to console you of the good old days when NIGERIA WAS NIGERIA,.

You do not understand!

Good Girl:
*takes notes*





You sure did.

Beauty products to nourish the ALREADY HEALTHY SKIN. My favorites.
Cocoderm and Alpha Hydroxy products.
For your skin to be beautiful. . . you MUST nourish it.

http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=cocoderm+cream&id=965B1482AE3C487AF432BE10417C487EC3C15FDE&FORM=IQFRBA#

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alosiby92: have your children ever been to your village?
I must say, i also feel the same way you do as to the living permanently in Nigeria. I was born there but raised elsewhere in the continent...i have not been back in twelve years but i love the music (I saw my favourite song, Chuddy k's gaga crazy on your clog and it made me smile), the movies, the literature and some of the people...visit yes,but staying there permanently, uhm...yeah...me i like my water and electricity oh!
when we last went back i went to my dad's village village and I loved it!! So untouched by the busyness of city life...but I was not around long enough to go to the farm...
how many siblings do you have?

Yes, my children have been to my village ONLY ONCE. Not a good experience. One fell sick and I was very handicapped.
Never again! I keep them only in MAJOR Nigerian cities. . . where I can get some form of 'healthcare'!

You are at a 'mis-advantage'. . . neither an advantage or a disadvantage.
You were born there but not raised there. I was born and raised there. There is a big difference. NO NIGERIAN CAN FOOL ME FINANCIALLY OR EMOTIONALLY!

The measureable outcome is yet to be determined by the ability of YOUR DIFFERENT GENERATION TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE OUTSIDE NIGERIA ONLY.

There is a PERMANENT disconnection by being raised OUTSIDE Nigeria which could be more or less beneficial to people like you. REASON: You have absolutely no idea what Nigeria is like. . . BECAUSE YOU WERE RAISED DIFFERENTLY. These are different times. . . and things are getting worse. The identity you may eventually end up with will not be that a typical Nigerian. . . GOOD OR BAD? Who knows?

No, dear. BEING RAISED OUTSIDE NIGERIA. . . YOU CAN NEVER LIVE IN NIGERIA. YOU ARE VULNERABLE AND QUITE AN ENDANGERED SPECIES.
ONLY HARDENED CRIMINALS SUCCEED IN NIGERIA. . . The reason I can NEVER live in Nigeria.
NO NIGERIAN CHILD RAISED OUTSIDE NIGERIA CAN TRANSFORM INTO A HARDENED CRIMINAL WITHOUT A CONSCIENCE.

alosiby92: What were your degrees in? and where did you study(apart from KSU)?
i agree, i feel i will get another one because parents and their stress confuse you..
Yes, i saw the dirty kitchen and it made me smile...
Do you have a village village? I mean a real village with the goats and chicken running about?

Parents confuse you a LOT. . .with I want you to be a DOCTOR OR LAWYER nonsense!
My first degree was in ENGLISH AND LITERATURE. . .SO I only did my Youth Service in Nigeria before coming to the USA and finished at KSU.

Yes, I have 3 DIFFERENT villages.
ONE FROM MY FATHER. . .EDO STATE
ONE FROM MY MOTHER. . .DELTA STATE
ONE FROM MY MATERNAL GRANDMOTHER WHO LIVED WITH HER MOTHER MY GREAT-GRAND MOTHER. . .DELTA STATE(since my maternal grand-father died during the war). . . we visited her often to keep her company till she died fairly young with the stress of raising 9 children herself.

I visited EVERY CHRISTMAS WHEN I WAS A CHILD. . .A MUST. All my cousins congregated at our grandfather's house. . . . Then we switched to my mother's village often.
Only goats and chickens? EVERYONE HAD A FARM.
Masquerades and all. . .
I miss those days! I REALLY DO.

We bathe in streams naked by the River Niger. . . .our family compound was just a few steps away TILL NOW.
We used 'pit-latrines'. . .
I remember one flashlight falling inside there and we could not find our ways out of the damn place! Lord have mercy!
I remember falling sick from Malaria and being treated with AGBO!
I remeber fetching water with clay pots! I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE the taste of water in clay pots!
We had a 'WISHING-WELL' as the white people will call it. . . very spooky. A VERY DEEEEEEP WELL!
WE HAD MUD HUTS! THATCHED ROOFS AND ALL!!!

Yes! that was 40 years ago. . . . THESE PLACES HAVE NOT CHANGED!!!! STILL VILLAGES!!! NO LIGHT. . . NO WATER!!!
Everywhere smells of goat-shyte for crying out loud!

alosiby92: I also love the pics of your house in Nigeria...with the dirty kitchen outside
Phd? All the best!!
I'm almost through with my first degree...life awaits...yes, I understand the naiveness of youth but not sure I am ready for life as a whole yet...
I must say,you always thank your agnostic god for your blessings~ which makes me wonder...

Boy! You even saw the dirty kitchen too?
I am tired of working. . .time to sit behind the desk and 'meditate'. . . writing only. I WILL MISS MY CO-WORKERS AND MY BOSS WHEN IT IS TIME TO MOVE ON!

Only the PH.D will allow me such luxury in research.
I am tired of 'socializing'. I want a job that will make me use my brain to solve things in the quietness of my bedroom or study. . . .time for some peace and quiet.
You are not ready for life. . . the best part. WHEN YOU ARE READY. . . .IT IS A WHOLE DIFFERENT BALLGAME.
Then your true personality will develop and stand the real challenges of life. I was not prepared for that I must say.
I always thank my AGNOSTIC God. . .because it is the one that allows me to cuss her out if she misbehaves by NOT GIVING ME WHAT I NEED AND WANT while punishing and blessing me too. . . for bad or good deeds! My invisible 'guardian angel'! My supernatural wishful thinking fashioned in my owon mind only. It has been good to me. . . I call it my "CHI"! It is MINE ALONE.

Good luck with your first degree. . . YOU WILL BE GETTING A SECOND.
Guaranteed!

MOST NIGERIANS HAVE 2 DEGREES. The first one is for the 'parents' who pay. . . then the second one is for YOU. . . YOU PAY!
Goodluck! I am done with both. . .and a lot of JARA!!!! You just dey start. . . .Keiiiiii. . . . You ain't seen nothing yet darling. . . wait till marriage and children wahala tangle inside your dreams!!!! If I COULD DO IT. . . ANYONE CAN. The sky is below the limit or ABOVE. . . .all up to you!

With Nairaland. . . . triple the complication. . . NAIRALAND IS A UNIVERSITY. . . .

All the best!

alosiby92: you are most welcome...
you look stunning at your age..I dont even know what the zumba is for...
Wow...I was just reading your other public pm thread...you mean you have been married since 1992? that was when i was born!!
I also loved the "secret santa" thing you had at work..
how often do you go back to Nigeria? and isnt your work so demanding you dont have time to even go out? I mean, working in a hospital and always being on call...

Thanks again. . . I have been married for half my life. . . .TO TOO MANY MEN! ALL ALIVE AND WELL!!!
I might be worse Elizabeth Taylor. . .since I am still receiving OFFERS. . . from all kinds of MARRIED MEN TRYING TO BUY MY LOVE!

You were born in 1992?
My last sibling was born in 1971. . . .41 YEARS OLD!!!!!
MU HE HE HE HE HE
I don't envy you at all. . . .I do not wish to be 20 again and NAIVE! I wish you all the best darling.
When I was 20 I was in year 3 in the University. . . TA!!!!! THE AGE OF YAHOO-YAHOO ROMANCE!

Zumba is A DANCE WORK-OUT PROGRAM. . . since I love music and dance. THE BEST WAY TO WORK OUT FOR ME.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnknwEJDehA

The secret santa program is always a dream come true. You get all kinds of things and it is reality game you try to give your co-worker something he or she REEEEALLY WANTS. You have to snoop around ALL YEAR ROUND listening to all her wishes!

My job is not stressful at all. In fact, I am home more than I am at work or I travel. . . LOTS OF TIME TO HAVE FUN AND GO OUT. You always work as a TEAM. It is more mental than physical. I have done it for over 10 years. . . .WITH MY EYES CLOSED. I only work 3 days a week. . . .or extra, if i want more money. Going back to school for a PHD soon.

I go to Nigeria AT LEAST 2 TIMES A YEAR. This year, I went in March and in October. I go to relax and catch up with old classmates and family members. Besides, I have a business in Nigeria too!

alosiby92: you are most welcome...
you look stunning at your age..I dont even know what the zumba is for...
Wow...I was just reading your other public pm thread...you mean you have been married since 1992? that was when i was born!!
I also loved the "secret santa" thing you had at work..
how often do you go back to Nigeria? and isnt your work so demanding you dont have time to even go out? I mean, working in a hospital and always being on call...

Thanks again. . . I have been married for half my life. . . .TO TOO MANY MEN!
I might be worse Elizabeth Taylor. . .since I am still receiving OFFERS. . . from all kinds of MARRIED MEN TRYING TO BUY MY LOVE!

You were born in 1992?
My last sibling was born in 1971. . . .41 YEARS OLD!!!!!
MU HE HE HE HE HE
I don't envy you at all. . . .I do not wish to be 20 again and NAIVE! I wish you all the best darling.
When I was 20 I was in year 3 in the University. . . TA!!!!! THE AGE OF YAHOO-YAHOO ROMANCE!

The secret santa program is always a dream come true. You get all kinds of things and it is reality game you try to give your co-worker something he or she REEEEALLY WANTS. You have to snoop around ALL YEAR ROUND listening to all her wishes!

My job is not stressful at all. You always work as a TEAM. It is more mental than physical. I have done it for over 10 years. . . .WITH MY EYES CLOSED. I only work 3 days a week. . . .or extra, if i want more money. Going back to school for a PHD soon.

I go to Nigeria AT LEAST 2 TIMES A YEAR. This year, I went in March and in October. I go to relax and catch up with old classmates and family members. Besides, I have a business in Nigeria too!

alosiby92: I must say, you are my diarian of the year!!...i love reading your blog by force and looooooooooovvve your food blog!! it always has my mouth watering, long throat that I am ...and I must say, I admire you as a person...your funny character online (well, in your blog atleast) as well as your job, which i love..the babies are so cute! and I also admire your relationship with hubby..me too I want hubby who can cook for me~oh!...i sincerely hope you get all you want on your christmas list and dislike whoever had the audacity to ban you off nairaland...by the way, you have very goood genes! your mama and daughter are very beautiful!!...oh, and you looked lovely in that afro wig pic you had on a few months ago....

Thank you. . . . ha ha ha ha ha
The afro wig!
Thank you and thank
you again! Very good genes. . . for some reason ONLY THE MEN AGE IN MY FAMILY!
My Christmas list is still filling up with love. . . .I am done shopping for now till I go on vacation for Xmas in the UK.
I love my job!. . .TOOO MUCH. Working in the Neonatal Intensive Care Unit.
My husband is a GOOD MAN! I don't know what I would do without him HONESTLY-SPEAKING. He is a friend, even though far from perfect.Awwwwwwwwwwwwww my daughters. . .the loves my life. JUST AS CRAZY AS MYSELF!
Don't mind those 'nairaland JIGABOOS'! Dem go ban taya ke!

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The Afro wig! THEY CALL ME THE NIGERIAN 'BETTY BOOP' AT WORK!
One of my co-workers actually made a name card and stuck it to my locker in honor of 'BETTY BOOP'!
I loved it. . . ! SO MUCH FUN.

With my family members!
ALL OF THEM. IN ONE PLACE!!!
Just having a gooood laugh as always.
I will die a happy woman. . . after that!

I think we will be playing the game. . . 'remember the time'!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0MXu6XjVgs

Then I will sing to them. . . .


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQ4NAZPi2js

MAY 2007!
AS MILITIA!!!

Am I addicted to the air I breathe?
Am I addicted to the blood that sustains me?
Am I addicted to my automobile?
Am I addicted to my job?

What is an addiction?

ANSWER:NONE

When such things start to interfere with my activities of daily living and learning. . . then I have a problem.

Nairaland is an informational tool. . .like the tabloid or news papers. You can read a lot and learn a lot from what people post and share without wanting to meet them. . .MY KIND OF STUFF!

FACEBOOK OR TWITTER? Hell no! I DON'T DO GANGS!

You cannot change from whom you are.
People come to you because you are in a position to help them.
You need to find people WHO ARE IN SOME POSITION TO HELP YOU.
It only means one thing.
YOU ARE DEALING WITH PEOPLE LOWER THAN YOUR CAPACITY FOR SPIRITUAL GENEROUSITY.
Being self-less is a special gift. . . not everyone has it!
Learn to deal with those who can help you. . . .more than you can help them!

I am sure the grieving parents/brothers only have their beloved Cynthia on their minds.
The world has moved on. . . who cares?
The pharmacists should please go ahead and sell more date-rA-Pe drugs please.
They have my permission to abide by their money-hungry OTOKOTO-merecine-for-money ritual professional ethical codes of conduct!
Satan bless Nigeria!
AS ALWAYS!

BoboYekini: well. have you always been this sexually uninhibited? or you were a late bloomer?....honestly pls
and, there was this other very sexy mama awhile back on NL, kinda like you, @mudiwa...any relation?

Very late bloomer!!! I spent so much time in school. . .I had no time to 'waka' and 'explore'!
Then marriage and work. . .work. . .work. . . with family life in my twenties. . . was just the beginning of understanding myself. Dealing with the culture shock as an immigrant in the USA.

To 'bloom'. . . I had to be in the University OUTSIDE NIGERIA. . . AND OUT OF MY FATHER'S HOUSE! Not conducive for 'blooming'! Death would have been better!

I really understood my sexuality when I was in my early 30s. . .hanging out with White-Americans at work.
No relation to the other 'sexy momma'. . . this is the ONLY one on NL. . .
You may call me 'OMOSEXXY'!
Thanks for the 'sexy' complimento! I HUMBLY ACCEPT!