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PharmaGirl:
As a believer, if attending 'Night of a Thousand Laughs', will not edify you, if it'll not help your spirit man in any way, if it won't build up your spirit man, then you will know (because of the Holy Spirit in you), that you shouldn't go for it.

can going to the stadium to watch a football match help or edify the spirit? No, but the church never frowns at it, why then would going to a harmless "night of a thousand laughs" be frowned at

Religion is a serious bondage

TheSERAPH:
All you need to know is in that writeup . Its left for you to decipher the problem

that write up of yours is empty, it was beating around the same thing they do tell us in the church

TheSERAPH:
If you are holy spirit filled believer, there are some things you won't want to do because your spirit and conscience will be against it even before you start doing it. Been religious doesn't guarantee you heaven, having a personal relationship with JESUS is what matters.
The type of music you listen to can influence the things that happens to you physically and spiritually because the spiritual controls the physical. Music is a spiritual expression, it is one of the most powerful gateways to connect to your spiritual nature, the unseen realm, and divine beings(angels and demons) that inhabit around you. The more reason you should be careful about the kind of music you listen to.

There is something called environmental influence. You don't tempt satan to tempt you. Remember the bible said For where two or three are gathered together in my name, there am I in the midst of them. Attending shows where drinkers, smokers, prostitute are. Don't you think you will be tempted to do what they are doing too.Read 1samuel 10: 9 downwards and see how Saul prophesied because he was in the midst of prophets. 1samuel 19:20 too. This is one of the reason as a Christian you don't attend shows where the name of JESUS is not entertained or where they make jokes about Men of GOD

If you are a true follower of CHRIST you should know that sport betting is wrong.
There are some countries where sport bettings are banned not because the country government are religious but because of the financial risk associated with sport betting. It is very risky and addictive, you can lose all your savings and investments all in the name of betting. google why gionee stopped producing mobile phone.

can holy spirit stop a believer to attend a night of a thousand laughs that everybody attends

Uyi168:
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Millionaires, how??

such people are the ones that go extra mile to succeed in life, yahoo yahoo, armed robbery, rituals

Sometimes, people like that finds favor in God's eyes, I have plenty of them around me

Why is almost everything enjoyed in the world called sin? 


I know a pastor currently being punished in his church for watching bbnaija and tweeting about it when everyother person is free to watch 


My cousin attended "night of a thousand laugh" and the church demoted him from the position he held


When an unbeliever is seen with a woman, everybody hails him and when a believer is seen, everybody persecutes him 


I went to bet9ja shop to book a game, I saw one of the people I preached to, the guy was surprised, he said am not supposed to be here while he was with his own bet slip 


I know a priest whom was termed worldly and imoral just because he always play psquare songs in his car, while everyother person is free to play any type of song 


I traveled to Ghana, imidiately I arrived, I felt free because no one knows me here and I realized that I've been in prison and now free to be myself 


Is their anyone else feeling this imprisoned as a believer?

I can't just stop laughing at "the first day you saw pubic hair was on Friday

Very funny story

You see that Friday, people like that end up being millionaires if he didn't die prematurely

SageMK:
Better a private well than a community well.


Just saying.

op, I bought this person's idea, it's better only one person romp and rough handled her sexually than being rough handled by the boys in the neighborhood

It doesn't have any special strategy, just start going out, attending parties, gatherings,invited or uninvited

Another good way is to join all these networking business like tasley, edmarks, longrich etc

Those people always on a seminar, walk in groups, reach out to themselves and also fvck themselves

BornRicch:
Stupid being. Always chest beating.

I don't understand this post of yours

In kumasi Ghana, girls tripped for me because am a Nigerian, not just a Nigerian but an igbo, their reason was that poor Nigerian could blow up at any time, they believe every Nigerian has a plan he's cooking up somewhere

It's just like going to the river to cast out the Marin spirit, people should know that no matter how we preach, it's the Holy Spirit that converts people

sbaks:
Hahaha lol. The writer of this story is not good at all ooo hahahah lol
Very funny piece

are you in anyway saying it's a fiction or are you talking about the words the writer was using to describe the man's general beating

Pimpmaride:
Useless show..


People are killed in the east and none of the youth get time to talk abt it..

Useless media giving us BBN

I hope fulani herds men wunt reach their bbn building.... Then they will show concern...


We say no to anarchy by this govt...


Soldiers are meant for war, they shud leave the citizens alone....

oga stop this ranting of killing, before bbnaija weren't people being killed and what did we do about it?

See how these people turn super stars and news headlines just in twinkle of an eye, no wonder my cousin went into fasting and prayers before attending the audition last year

This show no matter how useless we think it is, the show is really a door opner

I was inside bus today and two girls were talking about their love for kiddwaya

Klass99:
What choice do any of us have in such a situation, except to move on? You wan kill the betrayers before?

Nengi is married now with kids of her own, but she told me years later that, that was her first and last heartbreak ever. She was the one breaking hearts afterwards.

As for Adams Oshiomole's lookalike and her cookies, I won't completely rule out jazz like others said. I wasn't exaggerating when I said she looks like Adams, she has his stature (short and masculine) with a slightly better looking face than Adams though.

What would make a man in his right thinking mind to give up a Nengi for Adams, if not jazz?

mind blowing sex can do that

Beckham14:
I see it as stupidity...No need for the attitude or pretence. Just say you don't want anymore, it's really that simple.

Its not easy saying that to someone you have been with for a long time, who never did you any wrong

Stephenmoka4:
Cousins are family members or relatives. Is it not incest if one lay with such category of people.

haven't you heard that some parts of the world marry their cousins, such as Chinese

chiommy123:
any music, dance etc that doesn't humble you, bring you closer to God, its not for your spiritual growth

that it's not for your spiritual growth doesn't mean it's a sin

Kalatium:
While growing up i only knew of secular rappers and break dancers. Until the emergence of gospel rappers like Lecrae, Trip Lee, Da truth, Flame etc. Afterwards my Neighborhood was saturated with gospel rappers.

Now in churches anytime there is concert break dancers and gospel rappers are invited especially in youth programs. However i noticed only youths were interested in it but the older generation were kicking against it including our former pastor.

Our former pastor vehemently comdemn rapping and break dancing, he doesn’t give us the liberty to dance in church.

With the coming of our new pastor, gospel rappers and break dancers are being encouraged.

I am perplexed, why did our former pastor and older generation condemn? it is it a sin?

the reason your former pastor and older generation detests rap and break dance is because their mind has been programmed to a certain way a Christian should act, dress, walk and speak

They don't know that some Bob Marley songs are more spiritual and mind blowing than the so called Christian songs, to them, once the song doesn't have screaming of Jesus Jesus Jesus, they term it worldly

Am a pastor but am working on a new mixtape

gambia:
Useless show for useless and jobless people.

everything mustn't be useful in life, if not life wouldn't be fun

weyreypey:
You're completely messed up. Lucifer knows the Bible too. All she did was to ensure you know the rules of God and more importantly not keep them.

are you saying that any woman/man that commits adultery automatically is not a child of God?

BlackBullXXX:
Cousins, Nephew, Nieces are all blood na and there's no way to end it except through sacrifice or confessions depending on the part of Nigeria they come from, married woman are free pussy, if you no look for them they'll look for you.

There's one in my neighborhood that come to dick me once in a while, tying wrapper without pants under neat, sweet pussy for me anytime any day.

Woman make spoilt, if you no chop am, another person go chop am and as for those shouting its a sin, everyone is a sinner irrespective of the sin.

Don't marry a lady you cannot satisfy at home, they are human beings too and always need admiration, complimenting and steady sex.

With the three above elements you can Bleep any stray married woman. Lol.

these days married women are getting loose to immoralities, a friend of mine is dealing with one presently

But I still find it difficult to believe that a guy will summon courage to walk to a married woman and start asking her out

Maybe just like you said, the married women make the move sometime

Notatribalist:
you can marry your cousin in some country.

I heard that too but I sometimes think it's a fairy tale that doesn't happen in any country

life of a man of God is not a life of no mistake

2 years ago I was on evangelism in Abuja, I ministered to a certain group of young men, few days later I went to a bet9ja shop to book a game, I saw one of the young men I ministered to, he was like "man of God what are you doing here, I said I came to play game of course, he said he thought gambling was a sin, I said I thought so too, then why are you here he asked,what about you, why are you here I asked him

Now listen, a man of God is supposed to lead by example for sure but a man of God is not your ticket to heaven, the earlier you realize this the better for you

You and your pastor are running the same race, Infact some people are far ahead of their pastors in this heavenly race

The same way you struggle with a certain sin is the same way your pastor struggles, you Dodge 1 arrow from Satan and your pastor is Dodging 5

Many people thinks that God will give men of God higher punishment on the last day for the same sin they committed , it's funny though

Your pastor is just your leader and not your savior

Two of you are in the same boat but I think sleeping with a cousin is the worst

Goodluck Jonathan is a destiny child, what we saw as foolish act (accepting defeat) has elevated him to the next level of grace

GreatResearcher:
Funny! None is genuine.

meaning that God doesn't have anyone in his side anymore? Satan has won the battle? is that what you are implying?

olivegirl:
Last child please l will like to talk one on one with you. Please wassup me on 08034014587. There are ways that seems right but end is destruction

and what's the way that seems right that the end Is destruction?

For the fact that the elephant has been in chain for 35 years, that freedom won't do much for him because he'll still almost Stay in one place thinking he's still in chain that he's used to

That's if he even know that he's free

Search nairaland threads of 2005 to 2010, you'll be amazed on how mature everyone responds on a thread , if you compare it with nairaland of today you'll wonder what happened

In those days people dish out advice to people in threads like it's their family members in real life, today when someone created a thread,it's either he/She is not making sense or even if they make sense, before you read 5 comments, one person will say some childish rubbish like "how does this put money into my pocket" , "does it change the price of Garri in the market"

Sincerely, those days were great in this forum, I was wondering what happened till it came across my mind that During the Era, people access Internet mostly with laptops and kids don't usually own laptop

Now, Internet can be accessed with mobile devices which almost all the kids owns

Opexzy:
I have met honest people in Nigeria too, with even a more convincing test.

I was in computer village, ikeja Lagos state to fix my phone's screen that broke. It was on a Thursday and all shops were meant to be closed due to lockdown restrictions.
Just like you know, some of them will surely still be by the roadside to hustle for customers. I was there explaining to the technician that want to fix my phone, when a car pulled over and the driver stretched out his hand and handed over his phone, (an iPhone for that matter) to the same guy to help add screen protector and a silicone case.
He paid right there and told the guy he is in a hurry to pick up someone at the airport that he would collect it when he his returning. He dropped his contact card and didn't even bother to collect the guys contact before he drove off.

Everyone was surprised including the guy, because he has never met the man before and there was no traceable location because everywhere was locked.

I think it's better you thank your star that you met a good Zimbabwean.
Just like I use to pray to always encounter good Nigerians

Bad people are everywhere likewise good people.

I don't agree with you when you said he should thank God he met a good Zimbabwean, implying that bad people are everywhere, there are people who aren't bad even though bad people are everywhere like you said

For example, we all know that England is a white man's land while there are blacks there, what makes England white is because the majority are white, so England can never be referred as mixture in race

Majority of Zimbabweans are legit when it comes to crime and that makes them good people, nigeria in the other hand has no such credit because very large percentage of us are corrupt