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Romance / Question Of The Day by Lastdon02(m): 8:57pm On Mar 14, 2015
A man rented a house and moved in with his family. After 2 years his rent was increased from 400,000 to 500,000.


He didn’t complain because he liked the house. The following year however, he couldn’t come up with the money and the agent was on his neck; his wife saw that her husband was passing through and decided to lend him some money so he could pay the
rent and refund the money to her when he gets it. The man was indeed grateful to his wife and refunded the money to her as soon as he got it. Two years later, the house rent was increased to 700,000 and the man became very upset, so he begged the agent to introduce him to the landlord so that he could talk to him but the agent bluntly refused. The man decided to do an underground investigation to find out who his landlord was; the revelation of the investigation really shook him – The house belonged to his WIFE!

As a man, if you found yourself in this situation, what would you do?
Webmasters / Re: Please What's The Difference Between A Web Developer And A Programmer? by Lastdon02(m): 4:44pm On Mar 14, 2015
mzgboy:
lolz, some people no go kill me for here ooo.. see different explanations.. hmm #neveragain

oga Gboy i see u
Nairaland / General / Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by Lastdon02(m): 10:02pm On Mar 13, 2015
urchbarbie:
Oni ranu oshi! U quoted me first. Now who is disturbing who? Anumanu ohia!


wow.. All this for me alone?
ok no vex.. Was just trying to make fun out of the quote... But u changed it well thats not what i am Anticipating from u well. Na me find Trouble come self.. any Way no vex can u delete the quote now?
Nairaland / General / Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by Lastdon02(m): 10:00pm On Mar 13, 2015
urchbarbie:
Oni ranu oshi! U quoted me first. Now who is disturbing who? Anumanu ohia!

ok no vex.. Was just trying to make fun out of the quote... But u changed it well thats not what i am Anticipating from u well. Na me find Trouble come self.. any Way no vex can u delete the quote now?
Nairaland / General / Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by Lastdon02(m): 9:49pm On Mar 13, 2015
urchbarbie:
So u can spell?
NLs are improving seun. Ur site is helping ppl learn words

Moda free me jare
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: One Year After, Jonathan Gives Immigration Recruitment Victims Money, Jobs. by Lastdon02(m): 9:01pm On Mar 13, 2015
ok next?

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Nairaland / General / Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by Lastdon02(m): 8:54pm On Mar 13, 2015
urchbarbie:
J

J for joblesness
Nairaland / General / Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by Lastdon02(m): 8:53pm On Mar 13, 2015
AmakaDNB:
L

L for Lion
Webmasters / Re: Please What's The Difference Between A Web Developer And A Programmer? by Lastdon02(m): 8:43pm On Mar 13, 2015
micodon:


i hope you are kidding

i taya oo

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Politics / Re: President Jonathan Visits NSE, Launches X-gen by Lastdon02(m): 8:10pm On Mar 12, 2015
ok Changeeeeee.........



Lol wait ooo na inside bus i day?
Art, Graphics & Video / Best Software For Video Editing? by Lastdon02(m): 6:38pm On Mar 09, 2015
can any body here help me with a good video editing software name please... I want to start editing.. And all sort of video stuffs
TV/Movies / Re: Opinion: How Comedian A.Y Should Tackle The 30 Days In Atlanta Piracy. by Lastdon02(m): 9:28am On Mar 05, 2015
hmm
Business / Re: FG Establishes Bank For Small And Medium Enterprises (smes) by Lastdon02(m): 4:49pm On Mar 03, 2015
ok o
Webmasters / Re: An Open Source Social Networking Script That Looks Like Facebook by Lastdon02(m): 11:03pm On Mar 02, 2015
phatjoe50:


Here's the link

https://github.com/opensource-socialnetwork/opensource-socialnetwork

When installing it, let me know of any ish.

bro i got this err while installing

"Access denied for user 'social'@'localhost' (using password: YES)"



site giditrend.com

what can i do pls
Romance / Re: If You Behave In These 3 Ways Around Girls, They Will Hate You Like Crazy by Lastdon02(m): 10:10pm On Mar 01, 2015
adewasco2k:
The ultimate rule still stands


make money and forget all about love, dating, relationship rules and tips

BTW i remember back in high school, in the night i was seeing a girl (my crush) back to her house in the dark...she held me at a point and kissed me...i was startled and confused, she smiled and went ahead...the second day now with boldness to do what i couldnt do all this while...i toasted her like i just met her and lo and behold she said NO and she never dated me even as i kept pesting her.

i met her again now as a man and i was chanced to ask while she turned me down and she said i was foolish grin i had her but still went ahead to toast her grin

lol ..
Politics / Re: China And Russia Send Sophisticated War Weapons To Nigeria by Lastdon02(m): 7:42pm On Feb 28, 2015
ok
Webmasters / Re: An Open Source Social Networking Script That Looks Like Facebook by Lastdon02(m): 5:42pm On Feb 26, 2015
phatjoe50:
If you need the script, simply add me with my BBM PIN or send me an email (jl_eze@yahoo.co.uk), and I will take you through the installation process and get it working.

The Open Source Social Network is written with PHP, JavaScript and HTML.

how to install pls bro
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Answer The Question "Why Do You Want To Change Your Current Job" by Lastdon02(m): 7:26pm On Feb 19, 2015
because i found a better job that will make my life better tongue "If it ain't about D money I really don't got time for it no more. I'm trying to get rich. Are you? if nt then i'm sorry I don't have time ✌"

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Business / Re: 10 Things You’ll Find In The Handbag Of A Female Bank Marketer by Lastdon02(m): 7:41am On Feb 13, 2015
adewasco2k:
I actually came to see if you wrote condoms ....now that you did...no need reading the rest....it means your list is valid and very correct .

lol .. Boss i see u
Romance / Dangerous And Expensive by Lastdon02(m): 7:37am On Feb 13, 2015
A certain man found His wife with another man in his bedroom Instead of shouting or beating both of them He just looked at them and went back to the sitting room He switched on the Television and started watching
some gospel videos The wife and the boyfriend were in panic The boyfriend dressed up and came by the sitting room
then he said "Sir am sorry for sleeping
with your wife I never knew she was
married". The husband replied "It happens you can go..." The boyfriend left The wife never came out from the bedroom till it was
time to sleep The husband switched off the
Television and went to sleep in the bedroom He found his wife sitting on the floor crying
The husband never said anything he just slept on his bed and covered himself with
a blankets In the morning when he woke up
He found his wife dead The wife committed suicide In the middle of night as her husband was sleeping. The husband was jailed for 20 years for murder.

**Question:
→Who was not fair_?

1. The husband

2. The wife or

3. The law_?
Webmasters / Re: Cost Of A Simple Wordpress Site by Lastdon02(m): 10:07am On Feb 12, 2015
eugbana:
@decoslim if you really want to help you should offer to do it for free man! I think the approach most developers use is really wrong.. Guys no hard feelings, but i suggest we should start by a little introduction of yourself or your company.

Make the client comfortable at least, to entrust you with his/her money and project. All i see here most times is money,money,money..
Remember we are all developers but packaging is really what makes us different.

Make una reason with me!!
lipsrsealed

God bless u bro packaging makes us diffrent ..
Politics / Re: Voters Can Collect PVCs Till February 13– INEC by Lastdon02(m): 7:13am On Feb 06, 2015
Chilin with my boy Gen buhari,guess what I found
his certificate under my bed.
Maybe I will just burn it #Any Question
Crime / Re: 45-year-old Father Rapes Daughter, 11, In Bauchi by Lastdon02(m): 7:12am On Feb 06, 2015
Chilin with my boy Gen buhari,guess what I found
his certificate under my bed.
Maybe I will just burn it #Any Question?

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Celebrities / Re: Olamide And Girlfriend Aisha Welcome New Baby...and It's A Boy by Lastdon02(m): 8:25am On Feb 01, 2015
badoo of life
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Massive Recruitment At Michael Okpara University Of Agriculture, Umudike by Lastdon02(m): 7:58am On Jan 23, 2015
ok o
Politics / Re: Presidency Visiting Nairaland Daily ( Photo) by Lastdon02(m): 1:49pm On Jan 20, 2015
ok o
Business / Re: Oil Production May Rise By 297,000 BPD In Two Years - NAPIMS by Lastdon02(m): 11:20pm On Jan 14, 2015
we on hear
Health / Re: Cholera Kills 20 In Rivers – Commissioner by Lastdon02(m): 11:02pm On Jan 14, 2015
May god help us all #vote buhari #febuhari

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