₦airaland Forum

Hmm

Muleriders:
Judging from all your stupid writeups all over nairaland, you didn't sound like someone who have been outside the shores of this country. Infact, you sounded bittered like someone who Walter Carrington has slammed over and over again.

You comparing a place with law, orderliness, reasonable environment to ketu shows that you are daft.


You comparing where people don't see cars as an achievement, where basic amenities is not something to fast and pray on, to a country where you have to share testimony in church because you bought a 2001 corolla shows you are dumb.


Comparing a place where you get quality education, world class infrastructure, and global exposure to a place where education is a complete mess shows that you are sick.


Comparing a place where police and security forces are happy rendering service to you in a rapid response to a place where it takes pizza 5mins to deliver while police and fire service takes 10hours shows you are insane.


Comparing a place where you can walk into any firm, submit application and get employed without having to know anybody to a place where the first question to be asked is "who referred you?, do you know anybody here?" shows you are lunatic.


Comparing a place where County, individuals and government is ready to assist you to grow, a place where every startups like fintech, farm crowdy, paystack and the likes run to to get start up fund to Nigeria where the government will literally kill your business with nepa bills, local govt levy, state levy, association levy, Union levy, shows that you are re-tarded.


Comparing a place where you can enjoy stable water, 24hrs light, access to resources, average car, and even buy house on mortgage even when you are earning $10 per hour to a place where you will struggle to earn 80k monthly on average. From it, 10k goes to generator fuelling, 10k goes to nepa without light, armed robbers will also have Thier shares shows that you are brain sick.



Comparing a place where I can wear deadlock, tattoo, and even army camo, and I won't be scared of intimidation. Infact, they will be happy to take pictures with you to a place where sarz will harass you and even shoot you because you are using iPhone shows you are crazy.



Comparing a place where lecturers and instructors are happy to teach you and make you great to a place where lecturers will boldly tell you that you will fail a course and you dare not revolt shows that you are mentality deranged.


I work just 20hours weekly cos I'm a student, I own an average car, rent my own apartment, enjoy 24hrs light, water, good road, healthcare, and World class resources,
Just imagine what it will look like if I'm a full time worker. This are basic things I never enjoyed with my 100k salary working from 7am to 7pm while in Nigeria



I'm done with you and will never reply you again.



My advice to everyone, if you have the chance and opportunity to migrate legally, please do. Your next generation will be forever grateful to you.

Brutality + fatality + flawless victory

timesupreloaded:
In 2020 nobody will travel abroad again in search for greener pasture. That is my primary assignment. "NO ABROAD" IS MY 2020 SLOGAN

I'm not surprised to find you here. Ode

Go and close the embassy and airport doors na, and stop them from travelling. Oponu

Yeepa

EVABLAZE:
If someone had told me a month ago, that I would be leaving Nigeria for USA, I would have considered it a very expensive joke.
Following our successful visa interview, feels right to inform this amazing Nairaland family that my family and I have finally touched down Washington DC. This would be our new home for now.
Feels refreshing to eventually leave Nigeria for good.

It"s freezing cold here, would keep tabs of my daily experiences here in the USA on this thread, but before that, tips on how to survive this chill would most importantly be appreciated.

You said you weren't sure of going to Trumpland one month ago.

A very quick one,
1. What category of visa did you apply for?

2. How did the entire American dream materialised in less than 1 month?

I love this new nairaland app. Prompt notifications and good design.

Now seun has listened to us and decide to upgrade

Markn:
Which country can I use 1m to do master program (mathematics)

1 million naira is like $2,750. I doubt if this is obtainable outside Nigeria without any scholarship or funding.

Even private schools in Nigeria charges average of 1mil per term.

I'm learning

As seen on Internet. Very funny.

Indirect inheritance

seyimuyide:
My wife live in Michigan and we wed in 30th may this year, but California center are the one handle our case , please if anyone can tell us how look it take to approved

https://egov.uscis.gov/processing-times/

Select I 130 in first box.

Select carlifonia in the second box

Hmmm

The day I gave up on police men was when one stopped me, asked of my age and said if not that the world have spoilt, I am too young to drive at age of 30years.

Las Las, dem collect 3k from my hand because my plate number scratched a little

feyiyemi18:
This has nothing to do with 'glorified secondary school'. Installing cameras in the classroom is the norm in world-class Universities and the university you called a 'glorified secondary school' has the largest research output among Nigeria Universities.

God bless you abundantly.

khallebb:
It's clear now that your weed dealer has upgraded your weed.

Thanks. Audio University of Massachusetts graduate

Fire everywhere lately. What is happening?

khallebb:
How should I sound? Should I be coughing out money when I'm quoting your useless comments?

Although I made it clear that conversation over.
But judging from your useless preeq and trash posts littered all over nairaland, I still maintained my stand that you don't sound like a umass graduate. I know an enlightened graduate from world class universities like umass when I see one.

Its good to give yourself high hope my brother. Fake it till you make it syndrome.


Last note. Face your preeq and sex posts on nairaland. It's a waste of time engaging with someone like you in a conversation

khallebb:
I finished from University of Massachusetts in the UK but its not a big deal. Covenant University is okay, but it's over hyped. Stop smoking weed, focus your energy on more productive things.

You don't sound like someone who graduated from umass anyways.

Covenant maybe overhyped to you, but it's our own "havard" here In Nigeria.

Peace my brother, conversation over from here

khallebb:
It is your head that is not complete. When I made my comment, did I abuse you or anyone else? Mind yourself o. If you are hungry then don't bring your anger close to me.

Oga, name your school or show me its ranking in the world, that's if it is ever ranked.


Hustle my brother so that you won't glorify poverty and mediocrity.

khallebb:
Glorified Secondary School

Ranking among top 500 universities in the whole world.
Ranking more than 4,000 American universities.

According to Washington Post, there are about 5,300 universities in America alone. I'm not talking about the quality ones in Asia, Europe, UK and other places ooo.


For a University in Ota to rank among top 400-500 universities in the the world, and you are saying this trash?

Your head is not complete sir

Her target is the next big brother show.

This is how trasha started

didodidode:
Please house , does it make sense to apply for America conference visa while I am stilling waiting for approval on our petition..

Note that the conference visa application is a group one from my work.

I will be looking forward for response thanks.

Yes. It is.
Just be truthful In your application that you are married and have a pending petition.

Alex the democracy awarder.

Hero of democracy awards,

Best of democracy awards,

Face of democracy awards,

Democracy personality awards,

True democracy awards.

Alex I hail you ooooooo.

Simply change of management.
Tacha did same by clearing her page when she signed to Tbliz.

Una matter Don taya me

EmptyCoconutHead:
pdp nearly destroyed this country through out their 16 years of corruption.
we nigerians are saying "Never again"

And how does that relate to the topic


Modified!!!
I just checked your username and realised I wasted my time replying you

Alex has come again ooooo.

Is this guy paying seun and his mods?

Hmm

It is confirmed!!!

Alexa reports. The grandmaster award giver also own or works with igbere TV.

But wait ooo, a name is missing in the recipient list.

Where is the usual lyricist on the roll (ned nwoko)

I guess he is tired and stopped paying bills, so the shift to Buhari and other clients

Nice

Lol

Awwwwwwn