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Never date a girl in school if you are not there with her.She will have another school boyfriend that will be banging her.
I dated a girl in school,I never knew she was married and she hide that away from me.
I mistakenly got her pregnant, when she got pregnant that was when she opened up to me that she's married and would wants to give the baby to her husband.I felt bad because I never knew that I have been banging another man's wife.It was a long story shall but I have to stop here.

Buhari have really destroyed the office of the president that every fools wants to be the president

Those lions should better start eating grass.

When you dey dive raw, what do you expect

They are been serve with their own medicine.You think that you are the monopoly of violence? People wey get Cray pass you dey

UGM don advance oooo

omenka:
These terrorists sure think they're smart and everyone else a fool. They imagine everyone else carries the curse of unparalleled stupidity like their members and supporters.

They rely almost entirely on propaganda to achieve the goals they've set for themselves. You create an armed group, mostly comprising bloodthirsty ignorant illiterates and jailbirds, give them orders which the carry out to a T, and then come out to deny responsibility every fvckin time.

You have ordered those into cattle business to vacate the East before a particular date not far from today, failure of which would attract very dire consiquences. You know the consequences would come in the form of death and destruction as always, so you put out this idiotic press statement to deflect blame, create room for denial, when the bodies start piling up because you know indeed, just like your failed experiment with the sit at home, the bodies would start piling soon.

You ipobs are probably dumber than a dead sloth.

As usually,I know I will find you here masturbating.But people where slaughtered like cows in Benue and you never said anything about it.You will soon blame ipob for your low sperm count.

Nah today

Cowards,while attack a village where people are not much.While not bring it to the city if you know that you are strong enough.

The satanic party is cursed

This is what we be happening in the whole country if tinubu becomes the president.

Milli10:
I never sought for anyone's advice. I don't know what has become of women these days. I pity some men who would marry this kind of woman thinking they have someone they could call a wife

Keep quite Mr man, from your chat above,I see you are even enjoying the attention.You go don even f*uck that woman.Mind you,nah so another man go bang your wife pu*ssy that's karma.

This is one of the reason I don't attend these so called Yoruba pastors churches

Blablamalala:
What did the civilians do to provoke them?

Atleast,they should go after the bandits and kill them too because the bandits have also provoke them.

Buhari has downgraded the post of the president with his terrible economy policies,that is why every fools wants to be president.

The world would have been a beautiful place without the demonic religion Islam

APC have made people to see PDP as a party of saints.

Hopeless hope.The supreme court governor

duro4chang:
You must be high on meth.

Bomb dey your head

duro4chang:
So we still have Fulani in the east? They told us no more fulani there now.

Do your terrorists government allow ESN to operate freely?

OyigboUpdate:
The IPOB blame game about to start.

FG go blame IPOB
IPOB go blame Simeon Ekpa
Simeon Ekpa go blame unknown gunmen.
Unknown gunmen go blame DSS.
Igbos on social media go come blame fulani.
Then fulani now go still come blame ESN.
Then now wey ESN don dey two. The other ESN go come blame the other ESN ���

Nah here them they see you to masturbate.But, when it's bandits,or bokoharam and the bad economy policies of the mannequin in Aso rock.They won't find you.

dacblogger:
Did I tell you this is an excuse... This is an act I am trying to stop. I am not making excuses for myself.
Read to understand please and not to comment.

Charity they said begins at home.The guy is just trying to point your flaws,and you are already exploding here.

North nah scam

abercrombie:
Me am still anticipating for my food to be ready,but have drank kunu this morning to hold the hunger first,na pounded yam things once it's ready i will modify the post

See Ekiti man

YeyeGbami:
Sapa na ur mate?

Sapa,and you dey use milk?

You and your girlfriend dey mad.

Ebonyi people are sadist

What do you expect from the grandmaster of touts.Tinubu is a greedy man,he's just aspiring for the post of the presidency just because of his selfish interest.He thinks because he helped buhari to be president,and he(tinubu) should be compensated with the office of the president.

Slynation:
She told you that because other guys are currently and constantly on her DM massaging her ego...!! My ex tried something of this nature and I simply told her to go and the meet other guys and she broke up with me the next day...!!

Funny thing was that she began updating status and uploading various pics of some imaginary guys on her status thinking I will get jealous, But I instantly stopped viewing her status, stopped calling and stopped chatting and 2months later on, the werey dey my DM now dey beg and wanting us to get back together...!! Me wey don move on since almost immediately...

Your girl will come back begging, they always do,they never disappoints

You should have blocked her.My woman always want me to be begging her even when she's wrong.I don't have time for that rubbish.

Today,my woman just told me that I am so rude and arrogance to her.That I should be worshipping her as a goddess.I told her point blank to get lost.I don't trust any woman