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GodisGood3221:
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May a rock fall on you.you scammer.

May amadioha solder your anus.

mosaic law

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dem go still loot this one

rubbish

The last tym I voted for yu, person no see ur break light again just as buhari. Now you just appear from nowhere they seek for vote again. you no get conscience oooo !

@ op, I think we have so many babies on nairaland, still wearing pampers.

jiggaz:
Dudu Osun Black soap is actually the best... That's what i use and it makes your skin to be healthy and glowing whether fair or dark complexion.

As for cream, i use Pears Baby Lotion and its superb. I wonder why Nigerians use chemicals on their skin?

Dudu Osun Soap + Pears Baby Lotion = Healthy, Glowing & Baby Fresh Skin .

where did yu get dat pear baby lotion, I hv been looking for it for ages now?

jejemanito:
If there's one thing I love about being a Niger Deltan is that I get to troll both the Skull Miners and the Drug Peddlers all at once

What about prostitution? deltans are number one in that field.

gentlechyke:
okay

How to permanently end Biafran agitation

A Yoruba friend asked me: Under what conditions would you support "One Nigeria" and let go of the Biafra agitation and let it die down and finally laid to rest for good?

Here was my response:
1. Close down Lagos ports and open up PH, Calabar, Onitsha and Warri ports.

2. Cancel all direct and major connecting flights to Lagos and Abuja airports only local connecting flights will be allowed. While this is being done, open up Enugu, Calabar, Owerri, Asaba, Uyo and PH to international flights direct and major connecting flights.

3. Ask all international and diplomatic missions to move their embassies and consulates from Lagos, Kano and Abuja to Enugu, PH and Calabar.

4. All federal governments’ agencies in Lagos and Abuja shall be relocated to Enugu, PH and Calabar. CBN, NNPC, e.t.c shall and must relocate to PH, Calabar and Enugu.

5. All multinational companies in Lagos and Abuja, shall and must relocate their offices to PH, Calabar and Enugu.

6.All oil companies must relocate their head offices to PH, as the oil capital of Nigeria.

7. Let the northern children gain admission into federal schools with 300 score points while the South Eastern Children should gain admission with only 20 score points .

8. Let all federal road projects in the North/SW should be handled by one local companies and the one in the SE/SS should be handled by Julius Berger and foreign construction companies.

If these conditions can be fulfilled and implemented for 50years , we can try one Nigeria and let see if you the North and SW will like it for a month. Meaning that Yorubas and Hausas needing to get international visas shall travel to PH, Calabar or Enugu to do that. Same with flying or connecting flights, same with shipping and importing their goods, etc etc.

The Yoruba friend replied: You can’t be serious, this is wickedness and I said... Really? Don’t you think South South and South. Eastern part of Nigeria have been suffering and enduring this very same wickedness for over 50 yrs?

He was quiet for a few seconds and said: Wow, you are right but it never occurred to me.

I said, that’s the problem with One Nigeria, those who are benefiting from it, love it and would love to maintain the status quo. Let each region develop at her own pace, with Airport, Seaports, industries, major projects open to be developed in any part of Nigeria without government interference or strangulation due to tribalism and nepotism!

Let Nigeria be fair to ALL irrespective of tribe, religion, and place of birth. Let there be true federalism and resources control, with the elimination of quota system and federal character in Nigeria. Let's have equal respect for one another irrespective of where the person is coming from in Nigeria. That is what Biafra agitation is all about.

THE SIMPLE TRUTH

Whoever tells you that if Biafra succeed or gain her independence that Igbos leaving in the North or Yoruba land will loose their properties and that things will become worst is an enemy and is among the people that are benefiting from the fraudulent arrangement that exist in Nigeria.

Yugoslavia broke into 6 countries namely: Serbia,Macedonia,Solvenia,Bosnia Hezegovia,Montengro and heaven did not fall.They did not leave their Job,leave their formal country before voting to leave....... after voting to leave, all those in the new created countries automatically become foreigners.

Malaysia broke into 2 namely: Malaysia & Singapore and heaven did not fall.

Pakistan broke into 2 namely: Pakistan & Bangladesh and heaven did not fall

United Arab Republic broke into 2 namely: Egypt & Syria and heaven did not fall

If Biafra go, it doesn't mean we can't travel anywhere again provided we have our traveling documents ready.

Why is it that Hausas & Fulanis see Biafra break up as war? Are you not tired of sucking & stealing our oil down to Kaduna reserve, Bornu reserve, and now Liberia reserve?

Allow Biafra to go because Biafrans have suffered a lot of humiliation,intimidation & marginalisation in the hand of this wicked contraption called Nigeria.

#Copied

There is wisdom here.

lieutenantHaven:
CHECKLIST

Skull mining √
Clawed/scratched faces √
Body parts butchering/trading/preservation √
Algae watery(ewedu) soup √
Cone heads. √
Raiding graves. √

what kind of tribal mark is that? The person that did that to that little boy is a savage.

ibkgab001:
There shall be war

In your house alone

bloodwashed:
Nairalamd is officially a stupid platform!

bros, the thing don tey no be today

To enter nairaland these days they make me vex, everyday Evans this and Evans dat.una no dey tire? wait first, what about bubu?

Addicted2Women:
Good for him

Nigerian prisons are 600% better than American prisons

Have you been to Rikers island prison in New York ?? You would choose to get eaten alive by a lion the to go to Rikers

Have you heard about Louisiana state prison ?? A.k.a Alcatraz ?? Trust me, that's the last place you wanna go

What about San Quinton ??

Just watch Locked up raw and you will repent immediately

you study prison for school?

blackfase:
Idiotic Fashola. Suegbe lawyer forming engineer.......

#nonsensebullshit


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See fellow idiots defending crass ineptitude and corrupt politicians, same cretins that continue to lay to waste your childrens future. Y'all need to visit a head shrinker to cure you lot of your madness. The punk said he'd fix the moribund thing in six months, or so i seem to understand by his submission before he got the ministry and people including myself have the right to hold him to account based on that so again you all can bugger off and go vent your frustrated skulls someplace far....

And im #yoruba by the way for d crazed bigots talking ipob. Useless lot!

Why so much anger.

Naija they over do everything. Religion, crime, olosho etc.

Enjoy bro

Chubhie:
Nigerians should be more worried about the thousand other hidden locations where kidnapped victims are used for rituals which boasts of politicians as clients.

tribossa for you bro, may wisdom neva elude you

The new terror in land are fulani herdsmen. pls, avoid these people much as the devil is avoided if yu value ur life.
NB
These guys are above the law.

op, how about HSE 1,2 and 3 training at Ikeja 2017, pls give me the guide line, the address of the venue at Ikeja and the training amount.

cathodekazim:
no:3 Lalasticlala Yes he is a supermod or probably the most popular nairalander. The young, the old all know lalasticlala. But there is this very controversial thing about him. Post a political or informative topic and put cc lalasticlala at the end, your topic might not reach FP even if the topic has 3000views and 150 posts. But post a snake story usually pythons or cobra and put cc lalasticlala, with just 3 views and 2 posts it will hit the FP. Infact when lala is online, the odds that snake topic will reach FP is10/10. One funny thing is that people have created a lot of memes showing lalas love for snake. Is he a serpent or what ? only GOD knows. All i know is that LALAs love for snake is like mr lai and lies.
www.nairaland.com/3836443/top-ten-most-controversial-nairalanders

lalasticlala

you want receive life ban?

BBBlaze:
we are tired of this 1 NIGERIA SCAM; we want 3 NIGERIA (THE REPUBLIC OF NIGER DELTA; THE REPUBLIC OF BIAFRA AND THE NORTHERN NIGERIA).

*if possible, let God Almighty divide this Country so everybody should start afresh*
SIMPLE !

you don exclude afonja republic oooo!

Fear women. even the devil is afraid of women

when I dey sch, I dey collect 100k for popsi hand, and him still they complain whether nah only me him born.say I no go kill am b4 him time.And someone is paying 1 . 5m. make I run show popsi this page now.

anthney87:
God has used u. It is now left for him to go about testifying.

Bone that guy up dere telling you it is unprofessional. It is very professional my brother. Imagine someone who did teaching practice wen u were in sec school. Bro now you are a graduate and he is still struggling to get a good job.

Fear God brother. You did the right thing. Even me that graduated 7 years ago and still don't have a job yet was almost frustrated until I decided to go into agriculture.

Imagine that guy own scenario and someone here is saying it is unprofessional. Male I no swear give u o.

abeg no swear for the guy.for this buhari period yu want come swear join.

nairaland, tire me dese days . if you see the hatred speech on Nairaland, you may be tempted to kill any igbo, yoruba or hausa man you see on your way.this tribes they cause problem for Nigeria.

Krystaal:
Salary? Salary? For this recession??... Omoh Na fraud pay pass now o

lies, some members in church give less tithe.

DonBobes:
Believe u me i prefer to go against 100 igbos or yorubas rather than fight 1 hausa guy. 1 hausa guy equals all hausa guys but 100 igbo or yoruba changes not. Hausas are war mongers. Igbos are just cyber masters of war. Yorubas are too peace loving. Hausas don't say a word without carrying it out. Hausas are everywhere u go in d military U can't just push dem aside . Example just kill 1 hausa man in the east and see how it boils out in other parts. But kill one igbo, wahalai nothing go happen. Am not hating but saying the truth hausas are war mongers.

my advice for you, just put own caftan, with toban on ur head and your go-to - hell dagger. then go to onitsha or Aba and kill just one igbo man.That day, your blood will flow on river Niger.