₦airaland Forum

JeromeBlack:
British Airways does not arrive in the morning.

And by 6hrs plus, your pizza would have changed taste.

Thank you, o jare. Enlighten those who think that anything goes, in a foreign airspace. UK is not Nigeria. In Naija, you can fly anything around from anywhere. Abroad, their people inspect everything that is about to be put on board a plane.

When it comes to cooked food, they scrutinise it to an inch of its life. Unaccompanied pizza allowed to fly out from UK, without going through their lengthy checks? And do you know how long those checks last? I laugh in Chinese! Why do we believe such fairytales?

JeromeBlack:
Which kind foolish wealth?

The wealthy people I know don't even order pizza. They have chefs who can make it from scratch. Pizza is something you can make in your house.

God bless you! Thanks again for enlightening the clueless, bro.'

NOC1:
If you people have not met crazy people I have, i don't doubt him a bit that some Nigerians order pizza from abroad.
I have a friend who's dad do pay for cooked beans from Ghana high restraunt Lagos and they will fly it to Abuja or Delta state.

On Fridays we will buy the beans, take it to airport for it to be delivered to him.
Some Nigerians are sick, when I raised this issue yesterday someone told me of a popular person who gets his bread from London.

There is a flight almost every hour from Lagos to Abuja, on different airlines. It does not cost much to cargo a bowl of cooked beans from Lagos to Abuja.

The flight is not more than 45 minutes to 1 hour at most. And how much does it cost to convey a kilo of cargo by air, within Nigeria? What is the weight of one bowl of beans?

But sending pizza from London to Lagos, is a far fetched rumour. People like to spread hype and rumour. How would such food escape the eagle eyes of the food quarantine people in the UK? Right at their airport?

How would you send pizza on a 6-8 hour flight, from London to Lagos and expect it still to be fresh, especially considering the cheese and other stuff used in it? Anyone who offers such things to you, is doing you a diservice. Pizza is best served hot.

Yes, there are coolers you can put it in, and cooler bags that can be used, but at the end of the day, the pizza would have lost its freshness. And by the time inspection agents pass it through their processes, before declaring that it can be transported, you can imagine the condition of that pizza. Is it worth the hassle?

AryaSand:
OP, forget, late risers are usually not organised. You have to get them to start waking up early first before teaching them to be organized. It's a Process.

Here are Solutions.

(1) Get yourselfurself a very Loud alarm clock, with time you'll be waking up on your own, before the alarm clock even.
OR
(2) Find yourself a Live in Nocturnal Human whose job is to wake you up with Cold water every morning.
OR
(3) Own your own business (that way, you can sleep as you want)

Wrong. Being organised has nothing to do with how early you wake up, or how late you sleep. There are many early risers who are quite disorganized.

ladman:
We are saying the same thing. MAP ought not to sell it to you. You should get your meter from the discos.

Do you even understand what MAP is all about? It was meant to make it easy for the end user to get the pre-paid meter, without being subjected to the delay and haphazard stress of the Discos. The original ideology behind MAP was to decentralise the deployment of prepaid meters. So why subject the end user to the delay of the Discos again, if MAP is truly functional?

Kokaine:
That's why you don't reply everyone. Not everyone is experienced in life. There are people you can easily tell to leave your house. There are those you have to balance many equations in order to step on their toes. Especially when you mentioned he's your closest and oldest friend.
Best method is pay a lady to act like she's your new madam. And tell him gradually she likes privacy. He will get the message.

That guy is NOT his friend. He is simply a souless parasite, that is just using the OP Dierich.

A true friend will show concern and compassion for his friend, who is ill. He would also try to behave in a manner, that would NOT jeopardize his friend's peace of mind and well-being.

What sort of a friend ignores his friend's pleas and warnings to desist from an act, and blatantly flouts the terms laid down by his friend, who is accomodating him?

Abeg, the OP is better off without him. Not all friends are meant to stay in your life, forever!

REDshouse:
Just change keys to ur apartment won't cost u more that 2k and don't give him extra and leave ur house for a week....dont pick his call and don't call him either... Just be cruel for more than a week

Ba-aa-ad boy!

dierich:
Thanks bro. you're d 1st person that asked about it.
my illness is dat my urine is always deep yellow and my urine output is very low. I may drink 3 litres of water in a day and pass 40CL in 24hrs.
also sometimes my urine will be more in d night.
I've done series of test which they are all normal.. like scan, kidney test, urinalysis, and lot more

Pls repeat the kidney function test, at a proper well-equipped standard hospital. Then see a qualified medical doctor or an urologist to treat you. The former test you did, may have been poorly done, or might have been done with sub-standard reagents.

dierich:
I used to travel with my key sometimes. I've once travel and left my key for him only to got home and see all stuffs he made with my apartment, since den I don't drop my keys. also I'm looking for a very decent and understanding way to table it down without causing quarrel. I know u understand me bro

Rocktation plz to d FP

Tell him some of your relations from the village are coming to stay with you in order to take care of you. Let him know they are strict Deeper Life or MFM people, and you need the extra room he is using, to accommodate them.

So he should try and get alternative place to stay, before they come. If you like, I can help you rent some MFM people to come and visit you, so that he can see them.

ladman:
I knew something was fishy when Discos announced there were no longer in charge of metering. MAP is just there to help the discos achieve metering all over Nigeria.

It makes more sense.

Which MAP? Call any of those private companies producing pre-paid meters today that you want to buy one under the MAP scheme, and they would still refer you back to the Discos, claiming they cannot sell to you directly.

Nevee:
Estimated billing is not illegal. In fact, it is recommended and approved by the sector's regulatory body. But Government wouldn't tell you that, they want everyone to keep using the DISCOs as a shield for their gross in incompetence. If it were illegal, why haven't they penalized any DISCO for it? Government should come out and tell us the truth, we are tired of the blame-games.

Stop supporting govt's attempt at extortion, by claiming that estimated billing is not illegal. Even if there is a law supporting it, such a practice is still an undercover method of cheating people. And such a law, is an unjust law! Why should you force people to pay for electricity units they have not consumed?

In another country that respects its citizens and the rule of law, their govt compelled a public utility company to payback citizens it had overcharged.

In Nigeria, the govt empowers public utilities to cheat the poor helpless citizens.

Abagworo:
Meanwhile Okorocha has started and completed that of Imo without noise but yet some people write rubbish about him.

Ehn? Okorocha built an airport in Imo??! When? I thought it was the late Sam Mbakwe who did that....

izzou:
Good development

75% of Nigerians travelling to China are from the east. The Chinese government should open another "Churchgate office" in Anambra as compensation

What do they need an airport for, in Anambra - when the Asaba airport is there, which is not far from Onitsha? This govt wants to waste money, that's all!

Na wa for you! No price was included in your post, and no location was stated. Yet, you want people to call you? I laugh in Cantonese!

jjii:
You guys should check out Game of love on starlife, it looks interesting

Star life has some interesting series, but the multiple adverts are extremely irritating and totally annoying. In a 30-minute episode, they can spend 12-15 minutes on adverts.

It disturbs the flow of the story, and it kills the interest of the viewer. Star life should reduce the number and duration of their ads, as it is getting sickening.

pacino26:
Bro I know where you park your autobiography, I'm just go there and remove the RR badge and put TM there

They are major shareholders, they call the executive shots. Yes tech wise the British got their exclusive rights but it doesn't mean that a research division can't go down if it is hurting the shareholders. Look at what Elon Musk is facing with Tesla. My point is that at a time, the money bag calls the shot. I am not party to the agreement signed so I can't continue with instances.

Not only that, as majority shareholders with powerful seats on the board, they can take a decision to move their manufacturing base or operations outside the UK, if there are compelling reasons to do so, at any point in time.

Can it fly for 3 million?

nissparts:
Sorry, just seeing this.
Front or rear?

Both front and rear shocks

Sydlake:
I doubt if we are ripe for automatic ticketing in this country. Whether you like it or not, we cannot do everything the way it is done in the western world.
You are talking about automatic ticketing at a train station, when people can seldom dispense fuel to themself at a gas station.
I stand corrected, automatic ticketing at train station can be very delicate, I’ll rather go to the ticket counter to purchase my ticket in cash. Not to talk of most people taking these trains are not well equipped educationally for this things. Is it people that can hardly withdraw money by themselves at an ATM machine you’ll tell to go and buy ticket from a machine at the train station? That being said, not being automatic still creates more employment.

We are ripe for it. But the govt should ensure that private companies are placed in charge of such automated vending machines, not the corrupt NRC officials.

Many Nigerians know how to use an ATM card. Many more are quite familiar with the use of a GSM phone. If Nigerians can use such things successfully, why won't they be able to use a ticket vending machine?

All that needs to be done is to educate people properly, on how to use it. Chikena!

Ghostgambler:
The problem you mentioned here happens in other countries. If a person is confused as to how to buy a ticket in london for example there are station attendants to explain and help and before you know the person is a pro at it. We really should stop putting ourselves down. Use the ticket vending machines and all this will stop.

Exactly! Thank you o jare. You have said it all.

BedLam:
None sense. Modern concept with so much unintelligent implementation. When machines are involved, there will be very little chances of corruption.

Problem: ticket racketeering.
Why?: Humans are involved.

Solution: No humans should sell tickets! Tickets should be bought through vending machines!
All these nonsense will stop.

You don't know Nigerians. Those NRC staff will ensure that they buy up most of the tickets, and create artificial scarcity. Or they might ensure the vending machine breaks down frequently, without taking steps to fix it. This will bring everyone back to square one. No be Naija we dey? Our people know how to frustrate good initiatives.

The solution is to put the vending machines in the hands of private companies, and set targets for them on how much they need to remit to NRC monthly, or offer them commissions on the numbers of tickets sold through those machines.

What do you mean by "locally refined diesel?"

joeysuki:
CALL ME 08032275843

Why do I have to call you? Why can't you be transparent about the price and post it right here? Anyone who is interested, will be able to know upfront, if your price falls within their budget or not.

Price?

Etemma1:
Still available, price reduced. Clearance sales.

Can it fly for 2 mill?

Guest2017:
As beautiful as the airport looks , they don’t have a speaker (public address system) to announce arrivals and departures.
They practically have to clap to catch your attention and make announcements about departures and arrivals.
It needs an upgrade.

Yes, they need to upgrade. But it is fast becoming a commercial airport. Air Peace and 1 other airline conduct daily flights to Asaba from Lagos. But it is only 1 return flight per day. On Fridays sometimes or public holidays, it increases to two flights.

But the frequency of flights is too low. Trying to get a direct flight to Asaba is often difficult, as the existing airline seats are often oversubscribed. Something needs to be done about this.

Obiowada:
5 burner gas hob with safety device which enables it to automatically stop the flow of gas immediately fire gets off. Innovative technology.
Thermador brand.
Other appliances also available: microwave, kitchen hood, oven.
Dealers wanted national wide
Contact: 08068103022, 08075512672
Email: owadaltd@gmail.com

Please post the price here and the location where it can be bought. Thanks.

Adieza:
Tell me sir the hardship he has caused.

Go to Kogi and see for yourself. It was under Yahaya Bello's watch that people started committing suicide due to non-payment of salaries. Go and see how many families he has pushed into poverty, due to his inhuman activities. The lack of infrastructure, businesses, technology programmes, mass transit fleet, roads etc. In fact, they are too many. Yahaya Bello's is not a governor, but a source of punishment to the people of his state.

radautoworks:
Hi,
What parts would you need? We actually don't officially start selling until June. We are still doing initial inventory.
Yes, we will be franchising to qualified candidates. We have taken care of the biggest barrier which is parts distribution.

Guess this means I have to wait till June to get parts for my SUVs. Do you stock spares such as shock absorbers, body trims & kits for Volkswagen, Audi, Nissan and Ford SUVs?

Adieza:
Why did you allow hatred and racism to take over your emotion?

He is telling the truth. Don't you know how much hardship he has caused to people in his state?

DisGuy:
No be Ambode again? That seems to be his trade mark. Same thing he did with Ikeja Terminal.

Tell dem, o! What is the point of buying buses or ferries and NOT putting them to good use, to make transportation easier for the masses? I don't get it.

These kind of boats or ferries should be used to ply CMS to Mile 2 route, or Marina to Badagry, every 2 hours. You would see that it would reduce traffic on the roads, and cut travel time in half for commuters.

Pls where is your location? I have a mobile device that crashed, and I need to get the data back.

johnstin:
This is to inform new LPG investors that we will cease to commence work on new orders from December 21 till the end of the year.

We will resume work fully on January 3rd, 2016.

Thank you

Are you accepting new orders now?

Is this property still available for sale?