Romance › Re: A Man Tested His Would-Be Fianceé's Loyalty With Hookup by Laughingkk: 1:55pm On Dec 09, 2022 |
Even Adam and Eve fall for common fruit loyalty even in the midst of abundant fruits in the garden Even the guy fail,cos e show say the guy first and still dey book for Olosho and hook ups na e make am get the mind and skill on pranking her girl with hook up
Shame on two of them |
Politics › Re: Ulasi Blasts Kenneth Okonkwo: Your Only Contribution Is Kissing Women In Movies by Laughingkk: 9:40pm On Dec 07, 2022 |
SLAP44: Dan Ulasi should go and sit down somewhere.
Kenneth Okonkwo is doing a great work of marketing Peter Obi, and it's an easy job because Peter Obi is a clean candidate.
I will vote for Peter Obi. For your pocket |
Travel › Re: I Regret Coming To Canada by Laughingkk: 7:17pm On Dec 07, 2022 |
otipoju: If you like yourself you better invest two good years make you go school and get at least an associate degree in Information Technology with good IT certifications.
Why you go leave Nigeria come dey drive forklift for North America. When you can start earning at least 75'000 dollars per annum working from the comfort of your bedroom as an IT proffessional.
Do not limit yourself. You don dey make the money wey you mention now? |
Romance › Re: She Is Threatening To Leak His Nudes by Laughingkk: 3:29pm On Dec 06, 2022 |
Tell your cousin to report to his pastor Or Tell him to drink snipper to avoid the humiliation
When you wan knack the olosho Akpako,who you seek advice from?
Sharp guy |
Romance › Re: She Is Threatening To Leak His Nudes by Laughingkk: 3:28pm On Dec 06, 2022 |
Tell your cousin to report to his pastor Or Tell him to drink snipper to avoid the humiliation
When you wan knack the olosho Akpakpava,who you seek advice from |
Romance › Re: Man Depressed After Being Dumped By A Lady He Sponsored Through School (video) by Laughingkk: 3:20pm On Dec 06, 2022 |
You no go school you dey sponsor EVERYBODY girlfriend for school
You even buy jalopy give her to dey cruise and track her numerous hookups
Your depression never start,wait until Devil car tyre go less for your back yard
70 years old MUGU |
Sports › Re: George Weah & Wife Celebrate With Their Son, Timothy After US Qualified (Video) by Laughingkk: 1:33pm On Nov 30, 2022 |
nkemoma: See man..what can Buhari celebrate Yusuf for? Everything Everything Everything Bad Belle no good Stop this your hatred towards those who have made it in life so that God can do your own Must Yusuf play football in the world cup before the Buhari will celebrate him? Bad Belle go and check his lifestyle and the schools he attended Please stop this poverty hatred now before it ruins you |
Education › Re: A Singer On Stage Stopped By Babcock Staff For 'Indecent' Outfit (Video) by Laughingkk: 2:23pm On Nov 29, 2022 |
So called Christian,abi Church school organizing worldly show to promote satanic lifestyle Double edge sword Hypocrites everywhere |
Education › Re: A Singer On Stage Stopped By Babcock Staff For 'Indecent' Outfit (Video) by Laughingkk: 2:19pm On Nov 29, 2022 |
uba1991: our school our rules. Fckout if you can't obey. Sorry,we now understand....you mean *OUR ADVANCE SECONDARY SCHOOL,OUR RULE* |
Politics › Re: Policeman Who Wants To Donate His One Month Salary To The Obi-Datti Movement by Laughingkk: 6:43pm On Nov 28, 2022 |
He should include the EGUNJE and all the ROADBLOCK COLLECTION O |
Crime › Re: Anayo Nwoke, Ikechukwu Stanley Declared Wanted by Police (Photos) by Laughingkk: 6:39pm On Nov 28, 2022 |
deNet: The result of hunger Do these criminals look hungry to you,there millions of Nigerians that are more hungrier than them.....stop acting criminal with your cheap criminal comment |
Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Types Of Giving In The Church by Laughingkk: 7:11am On Nov 28, 2022 |
nocera: 1. OFFERINGS: there are different kinds of offering and different ways a Christian can give an offering. They're as follows; a. There is the regular weekly offering called the Freewill offering – 1Corinthians 16:1-2.
b. There is the offering raised for a particular cause or project. This can be in form of donations – Acts 11:29-30. Ezra 2:68-69. Exodus 35:5-29.
c. There is another kind of offering - not involving money but solemn verbal oblation, a kind of worship and thanksgiving made by word of mouth. Psalms 119:108.
"What is the church offerings used for"?
...it is used to maintain the church, take care of the widows, orphans and buy equipment and necessary materials used for worship services. Acts 6:1-3. Leviticus 24:2. Numbers 4:9. Exodus 35:5-29.
2. TITHE: a controversial subject but still very much a relevant aspect of the believer's obligations to the divine government of Christ. The tithe is a tenth of the increase (income) of the believer given in the local church where the Christian receives spiritual nourishment.
This command is not imposed on anyone as this teaching can only be received by committed and faithful believers. Malachi 3:10. Matthew 23:23. Hebrew 7:1-25.
*Should my tithe be given to the poor? No. Your tithe should be given in your local Church. Deuteronomy 12:11.
* Who receive my tithe? ...Your Pastor. Numbers 18:24.
* What is the tithes used for? ...The tithe is used to compensate the Preacher and his assistants, the ushers, the music department and other church workers. Nehemiah 13:5.
3. VOW: A vow is a solemn promise made to the Lord, in the presence of a priest, to perform a particular act of appreciation if the Lord grants an urgent request. It is much like an agreement, a contract whereby God grants a present need and gets a "reward." Ecclesiastes 5:4. 2 Samuel 15:8. Judges 11:30-40.
4. FAITH SEED: As the term implies, this is an act of sowing spiritual seeds – in the form of money or any thing of value, with expectations of a harvest. Psalms 126:5-6. This seeds can be sown in a person's life – to receive a particular grace one desires in the life of that individual. It can be sown in a Church, workplace, school etc. This is by no means trying to buy spiritual gifts with money, rather it follows the Scriptures that admonishes; "Give, and it shall be given unto you. Good measure..." Therefore, one gives a "seed" in faith expecting GOOD MEASURE. Luke 6:38. Ecclesiastes 11:1 and 6.
5. FIRSTFRUITS: This is the giving of the first of the Christian's harvest (income) or initial profits from a contract or business venture within the year. Nehemiah 10:35.
Now, this subject is also controversial as people – including believers, reason that, "why should they give ALL their income – especially that of "tough" January, to the church, do they want us to starve!? Honestly, I was even more curious than those believers.
However, I did a thorough Biblical research on this subject and found the answer, at last. Firstfruits was first mentioned by Moses, on the instructions of the Lord, in Exodus 23:16-19, but was stated more clearly in Leviticus 23:10, saying; "Speak unto the children of Israel, and say unto them, When ye come into the land which I give unto you, and shall reap the harvest thereof, then ye shall bring A SHEAF of the firstfruits of your harvest unto the priests..." Notice the phrase A SHEAF (bundle). The SHEAF is a bundle, eg of yams, maize, wheat etc. In this connection, it is therefore obvious and reasonable to declare that the Lord wasn't asking for ALL the first yields of their harvest (income) but a fraction ( a PART) of it. I challenge anybody to prove me wrong – with Scriptures of course.
6. HONORARIUM (PROPHET'S OFFERING) : This is an act of honour given as cash or gifts to a man of God. A Christian is not advised to host or visit a man of God with empty hands. The Bible says that there is a reward for honouring a man of God. Matthew 10:41. 1 Samuel 9:7. 2 Kings 5:3-16.
7. SACRIFICE: This is the act of giving or offering something very dear, or of very high value to God. It can mean that a Christian give away ALL that he has by the inspiration or instruction of The Lord. This is the highest form of giving by a Christian. Where did God command one to give his ALL in the Bible? 1. Abraham and Isaac: Genesis 22:2. 2.The rich young man: Luke 18:22-23. 3. Even God gave His ONLY SON: John 3:16. I usually tell believers that if The Lord demands YOUR ALL, He wants to give you HIS ALL.
***Giving to the poor, however, is and should be a daily work of charity by every believer and shouldn't be seen as something too special, although it is by no means lesser than the aforementioned as the Bible says that those who give to the poor lends to God. Meaning, you make God indebted to you anytime you give to the poor! _ Proverbs 19:17.
Shalom. OP you are trying in every way possible to justify GIVING to enrich the church owners (pastors) Who owns today's churches=Pastors Who collect and use church fund for their personal gain =pastors Today's churches are the family business of the pastors and their families Stop deceiving blind bats who thinks they are giving their money to God,but to their god of men Give and show mercy to the poor in the society Preach and teach from house to house,street to street just as Christ laid the command Stay blessed |
Sports › Re: Messi vs Ronaldo: Mikel Obi Makes His Choice by Laughingkk: 5:37am On Nov 25, 2022 |
When the issue of Messi and Cr7 comes up as a tread,that is when you know that a lot of Nairalanders are just too foooooollish and very immature.......... imagine supposed adult arguing and insulting their generation over footballers that don't know them and have no plus in their lives
Mugus make Una dey shame for once based on Una supposed age |
Sports › Re: Lobi Stars Rule Out Move To Sign Cristiano Ronaldo by Laughingkk: 10:30am On Nov 24, 2022 |
RomolaJ: Cr7 fit buy Lobi stars use am start Poultry 
Abeg,help me with Mtn Data 09034324215 God bless you as u do so Begi begi |
Sports › Re: UFC Star Israel Adesanya Arrested At New York Airport by Laughingkk: 9:28pm On Nov 17, 2022 |
chatinent: Country wey dey work. They could figure out sth small as that.
In another news, you can smuggle another country enter Nigeria nobody go know. In fact, if you bi big man, carry Moscow enter Nigeria, we didn't see you.
But na car below 2015 custom officials wan die on top. Omo, people importing cars dey suffer.
Fellow Nigerians, do you even know that the Nigerian govt tax those importing older cars, let's say 2015 and below, more than those importing latest cars, say 2020 till date? That means that importing cheaper cars will cost you heavily to bring it into Nigeria than importing latest models? The money wey you go pay to clear your 2015 Venza go shock you, while sb who is clearing his 2022 Cruiser would be paying peanuts compared to what you'll pay.
What does it translate to you? Clearing and forwarding agent,tell them Mr clearance |
Politics › Re: Protest In Benin Over Demolition Of Houses By Governor Obaseki (Photos) by Laughingkk: 9:22pm On Nov 17, 2022 |
StrongAlphMale: Obaseki has been misbehaving recently.
Of course this is what happens when you're against obi the man who God has anointed to become president.
Obaseki destroys people's houses without giving them anything for compensention To compensate LAND GRABBERS? |
TV/Movies › Re: Hushpuppi Film: Aremu Afolayan To 50 Cent 'I’m The One You’re Looking For' by Laughingkk: 9:19pm On Nov 17, 2022 |
southsouthking: Na Jim iyke get the role. Who tell Una say 50 cent go feature Mumu drama actors |
TV/Movies › Re: Hushpuppi Film: Aremu Afolayan To 50 Cent 'I’m The One You’re Looking For' by Laughingkk: 9:17pm On Nov 17, 2022 |
Mercury12: Million dollars movie project for big Hollywood players . . . Dude smartly beg for a spot.  Nice move Who go feature this thing,e think say na Yoruba drama dem wan act Hollywood' my foot,mumu kindergarten drama wey them dey act |
Crime › Re: 11-Year-Old Girl Tortured To Death By Her Guardian In Jos (Disturbing Photos) by Laughingkk: 9:11pm On Nov 17, 2022 |
VeryWickedGoat: So this is what Tinubu went to supervise in Jos yesterday. That is the handiwork of OBIDIENT Obi |
Crime › Re: 11-Year-Old Girl Tortured To Death By Her Guardian In Jos (Disturbing Photos) by Laughingkk: 9:10pm On Nov 17, 2022 |
LeoDeKing: Before opening the thread, I know the wicked animal must be .... Say it Is it not OBIdient |
Politics › Re: Odili Left CKC When Obi Was 6 Years Old - Peoples Gazette by Laughingkk: 9:00pm On Nov 17, 2022 |
Samuelnze: At least he did well to remember some of his classmates and odili who was his senior,not the druglord whose brain has been damaged by very hard drugs.. The druglord who can't even stand erect and hold a flag.. Obi's worst is far better than druglord's best.. They keep finding faults in whatever Obi says,but won't go and unravel druglord's past devilish drug deeds.. Foolish batty looking urchins with very dark lips. Must the idiotic fool lie all the time It's only small fools that believe big fools |
Politics › Re: Tinubu: First Lady, Aisha Buhari, Shows Off Her Jagaban Logo (Photo) by Laughingkk: 8:51pm On Nov 17, 2022 |
toneroforever: Y'all were jumping up & down saying Wike was going to work for Tinubu bla bla bla when they met in London as well as when Wike visited Lagos. Truth is PH is already OBIdient by nature. We are not bothered about wherever the G-5 decides to pitch their tent by the end of the day. We don't run our game by depending on heavyweight politicians & their criminal enterprise which is what u call structure. Our movement is driven by the masses,the voters themselves & support is organic. Their motivation is an earnest desire for a positive change & the birth of a better Nigeria. Unlike urs that's fueled by the love of money and corruption. That's why u guys deadened ur conscience,sold ur souls to the devil & started supporting an ailing, ageing, demented & corrupt drug Lord. The mere thought of urchins disgusts me. Mumu and donkey hope Mmmmmuuuuuuuggggghuuuuu |
Politics › Re: Tinubu: First Lady, Aisha Buhari, Shows Off Her Jagaban Logo (Photo) by Laughingkk: 8:48pm On Nov 17, 2022 |
eliyke: After na she go come write two pages of apologies, election don reach she rememba say naija na her country,our Dubai landlady.... Better wife and mama Go ask ur own wetin she don achieve for this present life and the life to come Haters must shame |
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Supporters Are Sharing ₦50 Salt For Aba Instead Of Rice - Almaigaa by Laughingkk: 6:40am On Nov 16, 2022 |
Juniorpope123: PDP share it, included Peter Obi face just to ridicule Obi name You are from your father the Devil,father and originator of lies..... Lies run in your lineage.....cheap excuse |
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Supporters Are Sharing ₦50 Salt For Aba Instead Of Rice - Almaigaa by Laughingkk: 6:37am On Nov 16, 2022 |
mii4u: OP na Obi dey share the salt abi na him supporters dey effortlessly do wetin der power reach? Pls know the difference before posting. Mumu.....but e Nam and party show |
Food › Re: How Do You Want Food To Be Arranged At Your Front? by Laughingkk: 2:57pm On Nov 15, 2022 |
pocohantas: Soup left Swallow right…
I would be very annoyed if I am served this way. Cool down you too dey make dirty mouth,to serve you food like that go make you angry.......throw away the food,mr angry |
Food › Re: How Do You Want Food To Be Arranged At Your Front? by Laughingkk: 2:56pm On Nov 15, 2022 |
pocohantas: Soup left Swallow right…
I would be very annoyed if I am served this way. Cool down you too dey make dirty mouth,to serve you food like that go make you angry.......throw away the door,mr angry |
Christianity Etc › Re: Church Of England Paves The Way For Same-sex Marriages ( Pics) by Laughingkk: 12:33pm On Nov 15, 2022 |
Resourcesswift: Religion na scam!! CHRISTIANDOM IS A VERY BIG SCAM Those wey dey go church understand Poor and blind Steeples |
Politics › Re: Soludo's Son, Ozonna Disassociates Himself From Soludo's Letter To Peter Obi by Laughingkk: 6:46am On Nov 15, 2022 |
ezegold4we: Soludo's credentials as a prof needs to be reviewed, guy is talking like a mad man, even his First son is ashamed of Him,
What a huge dissapointment,
Only fool's are in agreement with soludo. Stop taking hard drugs even if it runs in your poor and uneducated family Was there any where Soludo mentioned his son in his opinion? Hatred for those who have succeeded in life will not help you,you ought to be ashamed of your parents who were busy hunting for bush rat when the likes of Prof, Soludo was making headway for himself and his family |
Events › Re: Nigerian Ladies Reveal The 'Craziest' Things That Happened At Their Weddings by Laughingkk: 4:19pm On Nov 14, 2022 |
Iceiscold: As MC..have experienced two weird wedding.. One groom brother and bride cousin fight for church.. groom vex say he nu Dey marry again oo..nu r small begging oo
Second dey break bridge brother with bottle for reception. Bride sit ground Dey cry oo MC.....try dey write wetin person fit read and understand |
Foreign Affairs › Re: U.S Community, Navajo Receives Electricity For The First Time, No Tap Water Yet by Laughingkk: 8:51am On Nov 14, 2022 |
OgaTheTop2: Benefit of democracy. This is a country where democracy works. Democracy for how many years now Everyone just feel like talk,most talk from their anus |
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