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PoliticsRe: WAEC Scratch Card Confirms Sanwo-Olu Submitted Fake GCE Result To INEC - Jandor by Laughingkk: 5:21am On Apr 12, 2023
Sammy07:
How come?

Can someone check for another person's WAEC result with just scratch card?
Ask me.....that means I can go and buy scratch card to check all my village people's result
Funny Jandor
CrimeRe: A Child Tortured And Chained In Abia (Disturbing Photos) by Laughingkk: 5:09am On Apr 12, 2023
Big Ogun and Sango fire the couple wey chain and brutalized this boy
May joy elude their entire household

Please join me in this prayer for the bastards
RomanceRe: She Goes To The Kitchen Naked by Laughingkk: 5:11am On Apr 10, 2023
DeJoeee:
My gf just developed this recent habit of going to the kitchen with only her panties and shower cap leaving her breast bare.

Sometimes she will wear my polo(which is long on her cos I'm much taller) with no panties
This is a girl who is naked shy as recent as december last year.

I'm not supposed to suspect her cos she's from a very responsible home and possibly my wife to be but the experience of others have thought me to suspect any new move of the other gender no matter how innocent.

Do I need to worry about this?

Please mods help push to front page for more mature advise . This issue is of big concern to me
Is this an issue that should be discussed?
You can go ask your pastor to give you matured advice


Committing fornicaion,cohabiting with a hook-up and still telling us she is from a responsible home

Just dey play
We go push your x.rated movie wey dey act go front page
PoliticsRe: Prof. Yemi Oke Writes US President Biden, PM Of Canada In Response To Chimamanda by Laughingkk: 5:05am On Apr 10, 2023
Feintline:
Nobody knows who is prof yemi oke. I am not even sure google knows him .
The fact that he endorses the sham and scam of an election shows the level of morality of some of our so called professors.

When you see elders who should be against evil begin to approve of evil, then you begin to fear for the future of our nation.
Must you know him.....who knows you and your family?
Comment and stop been myopic
TravelRe: 18 Passengers Roasted Alive In Enugu Accident (Graphic Photos) by Laughingkk: 5:01am On Apr 10, 2023
Xhuntra:
Jesus!!

This is so sad, on a day that we ought be celebrating christ, we re here mourning.

God punish Tinubu sad
You said you are celebrating Christ and at the same time insulting your elder

Just too bad
Just dey play
SportsRe: I Prefer Your Sister': Materazzi Reveals What He Told Zidane Before The Headbutt by Laughingkk: 3:23am On Apr 09, 2023
Lies
Is it during play time Zidane offered Manarazzi Jersey?
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Booked Jet For A 95-Year-Old Man Who Missed His Flight (Video) by Laughingkk: 1:41pm On Apr 08, 2023
So he has instructed you people to keep blowing his trumpet of doing charity...
Does that make us give him presidency?
Most yahoo boys in my area does more good work than you can imagine,does that make them genuine?

Make Una just dey play
PoliticsRe: Dr Dele Afelumo's Response To Chimamanda Adichie by Laughingkk: 4:43am On Apr 08, 2023
Felabrity:
Wtf is he?

His Bulaba letter no go pass Nigerian border
Just dey play
Looooossssssssseeeer
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Owen Abraham Accused Of Absconding With 52 Phones, Money After Crusade by Laughingkk: 6:31pm On Apr 07, 2023
Good for them
Blind bats everywhere

Make them just dey play
CrimeRe: Begging For Sex Is Rape - Nigerian Lady Argues (photos) by Laughingkk: 9:37pm On Mar 31, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
That's not the subject of discussion here
Clear cut comparison
Science/TechnologyRe: Jpmorgan Will Let Consumers Pay With Their Face Or Palm Instead Of A Card (pic) by Laughingkk: 12:30pm On Mar 28, 2023
Righteousness2:
Bible prophecy is unfolding right before our eyes. But the world is too blind to see it.

The mark of the beast technology is being tested right before our eyes.



Everything is converging so quickly all over the world.
The Rapture of church is much closer than many think
JESUS Christ is coming.
JESUS Christ is coming..
JESUS Christ is coming..
Make your ways right with JESUS Christ to avoid had I know.
Is it now you know that Bible prophecies are unfolding?
With the emergence and proliferation of fake churches and fake MOGs building mega churches to steal worldly wealth for their families
God will soon destroy all of THEM
CrimeRe: 5 Men Burnt To Death For Allegedly Trying To Steal Tricycle In Onitsha (Graphic) by Laughingkk: 4:57am On Mar 27, 2023
These afgaEASTERN people are just too backward and barbaric
Jungle Justice at this age and civilization is a big NO NO
Most of them carrying out this so called justice does and are still doing worst things than what they are burning people for

SAY NO TO ALL FORM OF JUNGLE JUSTICE
HealthRe: Help! Dark Spot Won't Leave My Face Despite Using Many Antibacterials Cream. by Laughingkk: 4:01pm On Mar 26, 2023
STOP THE BLEACHING CREAM
PoliticsRe: Sons Of Bitches Tweeting #TinubuTheDrugDealer, Your Days Numbered - Bayo Onanuga by Laughingkk: 3:57pm On Mar 26, 2023
Imemine:
When it's said that power corrupts. It's just president s, elect and they are threatening citizens like this, what happens when they have absolute power? God come to Nigerians aid - keep us from powers of dark hearts.
Those tweeting those insulting statements are just too ok with their district
If you make these ones common local government chairmen they will still insult their elders.. ....I pity some follower cos some of these persons have parents and relations that does worst things than pushing drug yet they hold key positions in the church and community
Just dey play
PoliticsRe: Sons Of Bitches Tweeting #TinubuTheDrugDealer, Your Days Numbered - Bayo Onanuga by Laughingkk: 3:51pm On Mar 26, 2023
magoo10:
Was Tinubu involved in a drug case ,yes or no
Yes....... But he has paid for his crime

Let those who have not sinned just throw the first stone

We mive
PoliticsRe: Rev. Fr. Alia's Number Plate 'Governor-Elect Benue State' by Laughingkk: 2:15pm On Mar 24, 2023
Religion is politics
FAFSA leave pulpit to go chop small from the national cake

Keep deceiving yourself
He left his so call calling only to be called into dirty politics
PoliticsRe: Rufai Oseni's Message To Nigerians Tearing Their Passports by Laughingkk: 3:34am On Mar 21, 2023
When has tearing EXPIRED passport become a sign of patriotism?
Even those that push drug,cartel and prostitution ring lords forming cruise
Why tell and show us on social media,do your Mumu act quietly
Next time if you are knacking your prostitute of a girl,video and send it on social media

Foolish moves
Just dey play
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Men In Diaspora Destroy Their Nigerian Passports Over The 2023 Election by Laughingkk: 3:23am On Mar 21, 2023
Am glad they tore their EXPIRED PASSPORTS
Even most of these men do very dangerous and illegal business abroad...
They should tear their heads and come home to also tear down their properties in Nigeria

Make them just dey play
PoliticsRe: What We Have In Nigeria Is Not Democracy But Agberocracy - Apostle Suleman by Laughingkk: 2:06am On Mar 20, 2023
ignis:
Thank you Daddy... Please tell them, unfortunately they are too dumb and deaf to hear.
Ride on daddy DICKing,the OTOBO slayer,the bullet proof warrior that is afraid to go to HEAVEN,,

Please what was the title of this his message in church today?
Just dey play
PoliticsRe: Presidential Election: Will Supreme Court Do Justice Just Like In Kenya? - Dino by Laughingkk: 10:47am On Mar 15, 2023
See me see Dino....if only you were from China,your massive corruption and wanton looting of Kogi money would have landed you in the guillotine,

You know how to make reference and cite example when you are loosing

Hope you dey hear from your paddy..Hushbingo sorry,i mean Hushpuppy
HealthRe: Pretty Nigerian Slayqueen Dies After An Unsuccessful Liposuction Operation (vid) by Laughingkk: 10:39am On Mar 15, 2023
Instead of this THINGS called okpo to use such money to empower youth,or their village people,the prefer to go on a WILD GOOSE CHASE

Na her money and her death,wetin be my headache here?
HealthRe: Pretty Nigerian Slayqueen Dies After An Unsuccessful Liposuction Operation (vid) by Laughingkk: 10:36am On Mar 15, 2023
Kobojunkie:
Na for Nigeria she do am? Poor girl! undecided

Make una develop Nigerian healthcare system abeg make people dey get the same freedom and high standards of safety people everywhere, even for Venezuela as e poor reach dey enjoy abeg. undecided
I hate when people like you complain and cast blame on Nigeria beloved country,somebody did surgery and died,you are blaming Nigeria health facility... C Ronaldo lost one of his twins after birth,even with the money and sophisticated health facility,what will you make of that situation?
Keep the blame game on
Just dey play
CelebritiesRe: Whitemoney Buys A Maybach, Days After Flaunting Wads Of Dollars (Video) by Laughingkk: 5:27pm On Mar 06, 2023
Jadeoje:
How do these guys make their money?
Takers,Pure Yahoo Yahoo,coded G man

If you know you know
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Breaks Down In Tears During Press Conference by Laughingkk: 4:55pm On Mar 02, 2023
kk2027:
Obi actually won the election, lets be honest

He won SE and SS hands down, he won NC, he won Lagos with about 1million votes, he won Abuja, he won Plateau with about 1.8 million votes, he won in many areas of Bauchi and other northern states. Most of his northern votes were completely robbed.

If APC knew they have done so well, why didnt they allow a free and fair election so Nigerians can vote them

Remind me why the results were not transmitted electronically again

In the middle of bvas, we relapsed to the old way rigging grin

Tell emilokan to rule naija no be force

Tinubu that lost woefully in Osun or Lagos was miraculously winning in opponents strongholds, no be juju?
Obi that won in Jagaban stronghold no be juju?
Just dey play
PoliticsRe: INEC, Actually Told Us, Results Will Be Collated Manually by Laughingkk: 2:13pm On Feb 28, 2023
ogologoamu:
Pls bring your calculator and calculate the circled figures.

INEC na fraud.
Stop been one sided,something is wrong with the display you posted cos only God knows where you got it from,have you taking out time to check and calculate other figures displayed for other political parties? The summation are all wrong,so my mind tells me the display was doctored to cause a stir...... Party agents did not see it except you at home

Just dey play
PoliticsRe: Dele Alake: Obasanjo’s Mischief And Hypocrisy On Display Again by Laughingkk: 8:03am On Feb 28, 2023
Ahmed0336:
This same man that couldn't conduct a free and fair elections during his tenure as president is wailing.

I remembered when murice iwu was used to announce results even when we were yet to vote in 2007.

Please let this man just respect his self and behave like an elder stateman that he is.
Baba Iyabo appointed one insane INEC chairman by name
MAURICE IWUruwuru
PoliticsRe: Dele Alake: Obasanjo’s Mischief And Hypocrisy On Display Again by Laughingkk: 7:58am On Feb 28, 2023
madridguy:
Pa OBJ himself.

Election Updates...

1. Peter Obi wins "Tinubu's" Lagos. But you are still saying INEC is rigging for Tinubu just so that when Tinubu wins Katsina, you will say it was rigged.

Oh wait. Atiku won Katsina, Buhari's State.

So really how many persons do you want to accuse INEC of rigging for? Why not accept where your candidate lose?


2. So Obi can win Lagos, it is not rigging. But Amoda Ogunlere cannot win Osun that you said he is from, it is rigging.

Oh wait. Tinubu did not even win Osun. Atiku did. So what are you saying please? You thought Obi will win Osun??

3. Obi went to Kano and went straight to Sabon Gari where you have Igbos and minority Christians.

That is the divisive campaign Obi ran yet you will shout rigging if Tinubu wins Kano.

Oh wait. It is Kwankwaso that is winning Kano despite being an enemy of the sitting APC Governor!

Again, what are you saying

4. In the South East where Obi is from, Obi is winning by 90%

In the South West where Tinubu is from, Obi has won Lagos, Atiku took Osun. But when Tinubu takes Ekiti, it is rigging.

What is wrong with you guys?

5. Obi is winning in Edo State. If you add PDP and APC votes and times it by 2, Obi is still winning. This is a State where there is a PDP Governor and a Former APC National Chairman.

But it is rigging anywhere Obi is not winning. How can a people be this bigoted?

6. I have read, on WhatsApp, people saying they will poison food and give to Northerners for not voting Obi.

I have read people here saying they will never give a Northern beggar any money for not voting Obi.

Meanwhile Obi is clearing the South South and South East and Northerners are not threatening anyone. And you will call them uncivilized?

7. An unknown Labour party candidate for House of Rep, defeated the APC and PDP to win Etin-Osa Fed. Constituency in Lagos.

The APC guy was Obanikoro's son. The PDP guy was Banky W the musician. Both floored by a Labour party candidate people didn't know.

But the election was rigged is coming from the mouth of Labour party supporters.

8. Another unknown Labour party candidate defeated the APC and PDP in the major Senatorial Election in Edo.

The gap was almost 200%. If you add the PDP and APC votes together, the unknown Labour candidate still beat them with over 50k votes and these were not small candidates. They are the two most influential people in Benin!

But Labour Party supporters are still shouting rigging, failed election. Does this make sense

9. Obi is heading to 500,000 votes in Enugu. Whereas Tinubu has less than 5,000 votes in the whole Enugu.

This is not rigged, but wherever Tinubu wins is rigged.

10. Atiku's VP is the GOVERNOR of Delta State.

In Delta State, Obi has won 11 out of the 16 Local Government Areas annoinced so far.

But his supporters are still shouting the election is rigged. Is that not madness?

NB: If you cause the war you are using to bully everyone we will all suffer it. Pat Utomi that is encouraging you will carry his oyinbo face and seek asylum somewhere in America or Europe where he will collect cool breeze and return after your demise to claim hero of democracy. Use sense.
Eseoghene Faruq
WISDOM.....your Alimi is very LOOOUUUUDDD
PoliticsRe: Pastor Paul Enenche Reacts To 2023 Elections (Video) by Laughingkk: 6:40am On Feb 27, 2023
Very vibrant pastor
But I have not for once heard him speak against fellow pastors using church tithes and offerings to enrich themselves and their families to the detriment of their blind Steeples


Hypocrites everywhere
Christianity EtcRe: Don't Distract Me With Partisan Politics - Pastor E.A Adeboye by Laughingkk: 12:08pm On Feb 25, 2023
CoronaVirusRelo:
What were you expecting him to say? That he supports Peter or Asiwaju?

Great leaders don’t take sides! Even when they have a choice, they don’t spit it.

Adeboye did what Christ would have done!
Which Christ?
Ok you mean AdebOLE did what Jesus of Oyingbo would have done.
PoliticsRe: Simon Ekpa Reportedly Arrested By Finnish Authorities (Picture) by Laughingkk: 3:00pm On Feb 23, 2023
Opintiwa:
I don't think so .

They don't arrest citizens like that because a crime was not committed against Finland.
Who told you that?
Are you a Finnish citizen?

Everybody go dey form I AM AWARE for Nairaland
Just dey play
PoliticsRe: Old Naira: Buhari, Emefiele Not Relevant After Presidential Election - Oshiomole by Laughingkk: 6:03am On Feb 22, 2023
APCnaPDP:
Hope our leaders learn lessons from this. Power is transient. Who could have thought that Oshiomhole, El Rufai and Ganduje would be at the forefront of attacks against baba Buhari?

Baba had 8 years and goodwill but squandered it.
This people are playing with our intelligence,they are all acting a divisive script to fool us,i am not believing all this bashing of their party man especially at this dying moment
Make them just dey play
PoliticsRe: Ekweremadu: Nobody Told Me About Kidney Transplant, Alleged Donor Tells Uk Court by Laughingkk: 5:45am On Feb 22, 2023
socialmediaman:
You reading this, don't say you weren't told that Peter Obi is the best candidate

You have been told, vote Peter Obi for president 2023 grin
Obi is not different from Ekweremadu

If you don't gerrit forget about it

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