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Health / Re: Please How Do I Get Rid Of This Stubborn Infection??? by LaughterLA: 9:59am On Jul 22, 2023
OVB123:
Did he add any tablets to it?

yes
Politics / Re: I Am Impressed With The Quality Of Peter Obi Written Address by LaughterLA: 4:03am On Jul 22, 2023
Philgafauto:


What happened to LP's copy of all the Form EC8As?

That is why we former Obidients were worried about the lack of LP polling agents in the almost 800k PUs across the length and breath of Nigeria.

I guess this is what APC and their minions meant when they said LP doesnt have "structure"?
U were never OBIdient
Stop deceiving urself

Obi told u if u must answer ur Excellency the process that brought you in must be excellent
The court have to first determine the legitimacy of the election before an outright winner can be announced

Again, it's on record that ADP collapsed their structure to LP few days to the election and ADP had over 90k agents that were added to LP
Outside that, there was alot of awareness on the part of LP telling their supporters to take charge incase the agents didn't arrive on time
So for u to make the above comment, it clearly gave u away that u never supported LP and the OBIdients family but deceiving yourself thinking u want to deceive others🤣🤣

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Education / Re: FG Increases Unity Schools’ Fees From ₦45,000 To ₦100,000 by LaughterLA: 3:38am On Jul 22, 2023
Holluwhakemmy:
You are a senseless person in the whole world by your comment here that means education have come to an end in your family generation according to your analysis here.
Eyah
This one na real mumu

Its means anyone of them that wishes to continue with the nonsense in Nigeria will have to do it on their own

As for me
I have a duty not to bring up a child in this shithole called a country

Now goan face ur problems cos I know u have it plenty
Politics / Re: Tinubu May Appoint Ahmed Raji As Attorney General On Cjn’s Recommendation, Group by LaughterLA: 9:28pm On Jul 21, 2023
WiszyFraud:
Did you know??




The lawyer hopes you get into trouble.
The doctor hopes you get sick.
The police hopes you become a criminal.
The landlord hopes you don't build a house.
The dentist hopes that your teeth decay.
The mechanic hopes your car breaks down.
The coffin maker wants you dead.

Only a thief wishes you prosperity in life.



tongue
Wish u prosperity nd then kill u to take over
Politics / Renewed Shege by LaughterLA: 9:15pm On Jul 21, 2023
Welcome to renewed shege administration
Ndi we will teach Obi a lesson are now being taught lessons of their life🤣🤣
They thought they were doing Obi and the OBIdients🤣
They have even reduced on nairaland now😁
Hunger is real😂
We are just starting

Health / Re: Please How Do I Get Rid Of This Stubborn Infection??? by LaughterLA: 9:05pm On Jul 21, 2023
SosoTakemypain:
Good afternoon nairalanders,
I have been diagnosed with staphylococcus aureus for the second time,
This is making it the second time I have been diagnosed with staph,the first time I took the injection that was sensitive to the infection but it didn't work,I even took herbal drug it didn't work.

I am still wondering how I got this infection cos I'm still a virgin, people say the infection is contacted through sex.

Guys please help me out, should I take the drugs recommended in the lab results??I am having a feeling it won't work cos the previous one didn't work.
Please anyone with a solution should come to my aid.
Frequent urination is the only symptom I am having.

Thanks.
Staph is a stubbon infection
I got it in 2019
After I took injection and tablets for days, it stopped only to reappeared a week later
I have to go to another place where the pharmacist I met there, told me to discard all my undies or cook dem very well and iron before wearing it again
He gave another set of injections and very strong antibiotic (augmentin) and others I can't remember
I followed his advice and after week everything was gone and never came back again

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Crime / Re: Man Killed His Girlfriend For Burning His Rice In Cross River (Photos) by LaughterLA: 8:49pm On Jul 21, 2023
Odewaleadesoye:
…as police parades ex-convict, 2 PHCN staff, 17 others for sundry crime.



VANGUARD
Women were specially created to get men annoyed and angry, the earlier u realized this as a man, the better for ur mental health
She will always get u angry. So it's better u just walk away and come back when everyone has calm down
RIP to the dead
Enjoy ur life imprisonment
Politics / Re: London Judge Orders Confiscation Of $130M From Ex-governor Ibori by LaughterLA: 8:15pm On Jul 21, 2023
9jatriot:
No wonder the man has visited Aso Rock more than 3 times in 2 months even though there is no evidence that he actively supported Tinubu during the election.

While Tinubu was busy laying the groundwork for Lagos State, this man was stealing Delta State blind. Accuse Tinubu of anything you like but one thing you will find is that all or most of his investments are in Nigeria. That is a man that believes in his state and country.
Which ground work Tinubu lay in Lagos?🤣🤣🤣
Chai
U people never still reformat ur brains 😂
Lagos was the biggest economy in Africa even before Tinubu became a gov
He didn't construct any bridge
He didn't build any stadium
He didn't construct upto 10 roads
He didn't build upto 3 schools

All he did was loot loot and loot
Abeg which ground work Tinubu laid?
This same Lagos all of us dey so🤣🤣

Before u tag me igbo because everybody na igbo to u guys🤣, i am a Benin boy. Born and brought in Lagos even b4 Tinubu dreamt of becoming a gov
My parents were already living in Lagos when Tinubu was busy pushing drugs in Chicago

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Food / Re: See The Pouched Rat I Killed Beside Our House by LaughterLA: 6:27pm On Jul 21, 2023
Philanderboy:
I was coming from a friend's house and saw this pouch rat behind a table in front of our house. I fear all these animals but thanks be to Jah my two friends were there with me.

We killed it and rest will be a history 🤣😂
young rabbit

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Education / Re: FG Increases Unity Schools’ Fees From ₦45,000 To ₦100,000 by LaughterLA: 6:25pm On Jul 21, 2023
Holluwhakemmy:
what are you still doing in Nigeria then why can't you leave and go to Germany if it is more comfortable for you and stop crying like a baby. Osuuuuuupig
what is my business?
all my siblings are done with their university undergraduate programs.
so if una like, scatter the country. e nor concern me
suffering and smiling
Education / Re: FG Increases Unity Schools’ Fees From ₦45,000 To ₦100,000 by LaughterLA: 5:16pm On Jul 21, 2023
Holluwhakemmy:
Education is never cheap, quality education comes with value it never comes for free may God provide for our needs
And minimum wage is cheap🤣🤣
Mumu
Una nor go ever get sense again
Germany have one of the best universities in the world and most are free
Minimum wage in Germany is 2million naira per month

All of u are just useless defending rubbish

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Education / Re: UNILAG School Fees Increased From ₦‎16k To ₦‎100k - Pamilerin Adegoke by LaughterLA: 5:05pm On Jul 21, 2023
striker07:
obidaft spotted. Something that you don't have can't be stolen from you.
Day there they call Obi upandan
The suffer is for everybody
Daft

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Politics / Re: How Obidients Celebrated Peter Obi's 62nd Birthday by LaughterLA: 1:18pm On Jul 21, 2023
iammo23:
grin


I know they would go to a Northern and Muslim dominated state just to prove a point


..
it was done everywhere guy
Politics / Re: Obidents Celebrate Peter Obi's 62nd Birthday With Gifts And Merriment by LaughterLA: 1:11pm On Jul 21, 2023
Okealaaye:


What Nigerians? Delusion of Grandeur I call it. Look inwards and regard your ways. When are you people going to learn how to own up to your errors and poor choices? Nigerians have shown you that Peter Obi becoming president is infra dig, now and in the future. Wouldst to God that you ponder that!
lolz
check the thread and see say na only u still get bitter mind against him

even those that voted Tinubu are already praying for the Tribunal to rule against him grin grin

u guys need to really change strategy cos this is not working. Obi keep getting loved from North to South daily. if i be tinubu, i will stop paying my influencers cos they are just working without result.

Tinubu have never celebrated a birthday of this kind all his life
even the poor are denoting to orphanages and IDP camps just to celebrate OBI grin

from Kwankwaso to Saraki to Atiku they now want an alliance with him.

let me go to ur previous reply
u mentioned umahi, soludo, morghalu grin grin grin grin

put any of them against Obi for biafra presidency and he will dust all of them combine with wide margins.

how u guys think u know him more than his people need to be studied
it is foolishness and hatred on display

here are the perception about obi of some of ur popular influencers deceiving u now before he decided to contest against the drug lord

Politics / Re: Obidents Celebrate Peter Obi's 62nd Birthday With Gifts And Merriment by LaughterLA: 12:59pm On Jul 21, 2023
sreamsense:
I will not commend obi now on this birthday special gifts until he repeats this gesture next year and next after loosing at tribunal. He is preparing to buy people's mind against 2027. Congratulation to you on your birthday, but not yet for your special gift
Obi didnt give much gifts
na his supporters even do the most
Politics / Re: Obidents Celebrate Peter Obi's 62nd Birthday With Gifts And Merriment by LaughterLA: 12:56pm On Jul 21, 2023
Okealaaye:
Fruitless exertions that will avail nix! Obi's political career is as dead as dodo and he's to blame. You don't plant coconut and hope to harvest palm fruits. He could have stayed on in the PDP and agree to be Atiku running mate. Or, what governance experience did he acquire between 2019 and 2023 that he should think that he's bigger than his former principal? National politics is far higher than Anambra politics. That's the basic truth Obi's boastful kinsmen failed to tell him. How would anyone from a fractioned political party expect to defeat another who had been building nationwide bridges since 1993? A man who didn't ask for contracts and other perquisites from the government he helped to install. How many politicians could have done that? Obi's time has faded with the February 29th sunset, and no amount of birthday celebrations, hospital and IDP camp visitations can revive it. If only because when the sun rises it doesn't look back until it fulfills its daily course. There are countless Igbo politicians like Moghalu, Onu, Umahi and Soludo who are miles away from Obi in competency, etc. who can easily be BETTER Nigeria's president! So, why the fixation on Peter Obi, a man who can in no way light a candle to any of those great men?

Oga this rhetorics done stall since na. make una dey try change pattern grin grin
we done tire to read same thing everyday from u guys.
cant u guys see despite how u tried to tarnish his image, he keep getting loved by most Nigeria.
that should tell u guys its time to stop and re-invent another strategy

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Celebrities / Re: Chisom Flower Accuses Davido Of Impregnating Her & Not Fulfilling ₦10M Pay Off by LaughterLA: 8:44am On Jul 04, 2023
Nchoje34:

Even condom no dey 100% sure.....kiss way i use last time tear....no dey cap lyk small pikin abeg
Stop using cheap condoms
Durex, rough rider etc are far stronger condoms

Since I treated infection I got from carelessly trusting a Nigeria girl
Durex and rough rider nor dey ever finish for my house and wallet
I add it to my monthly expenses now

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Politics / Re: Okonjo-Iweala:Attacks Over Photos I Posted shows depth Of Nigeria's polarisation by LaughterLA: 6:54pm On Jun 24, 2023
Freshtruth:
Tinubu kws this job I am an obident e go pain me if obi wins the court case we need someone with balls like tinubu not another Goodluck kind of president coming to pls d North. We need someone we guts and intelligence to rule this nation. Buhari has the guts but was not intelligent.

In Tinubu case the results is there for us to see not sweet mouth making.
U are never an OBIdient
If u are, u will know who u are supporting

If u want to talk about balls, give it to Obi and not Tinubu

Someone that was threatened with impeachment by the state house of assembly because he refused to share money to them
He asked them to go ahead with the impeachment and he was impeached but instead of yielding to Them, he took them to court and won hands down

U have repeatedly made this statement on this forum

Please if truly u ever supported Obi, go and read more about him as Anambra state governor.
Politics / Re: Names Of Witnesses Called By Peter Obi So Far At The PEPT by LaughterLA: 8:37am On Jun 21, 2023
seunmsg:



https://twitter.com/deeoneayekooto/status/1671256357335363586?s=46&t=HPKezxnogjIX5vv6dSSyQg
Is it about where they are from or where dey reside and voted?
Most of them don't even reside in the SE and didn't vote there

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Health / Re: Urine like and pus like Discharge From The Tip Of My Penis - please help by LaughterLA: 8:16am On Jun 21, 2023
Omihanifa:


Use either of the drug. They are both very strong and also mske sure you take plenty water so that you can urinate well
Alright boss
I will try it right away
Health / Re: Urine like and pus like Discharge From The Tip Of My Penis - please help by LaughterLA: 7:25am On Jun 21, 2023
Omihanifa:
Go and buy Doxycycline or Lincomycin, dissolve the capsule in your mouth and leave it there for like 2 mins. Then drink water afterwards.

After 3 days of taking that drug if you don't see any improvement, please come back here and insult me. But let me quickly add this, the drug is so powerful that you go lose lots of weight after completing your dosage

Cc LaughterLA
.
Can I use the 2 together or one is enough?
Health / Re: Urine like and pus like Discharge From The Tip Of My Penis - please help by LaughterLA: 7:13am On Jun 21, 2023
Omihanifa:
Go and buy Doxycycline or Lincomycin, dissolve the capsule in your mouth and leave it there for like 2 mins. Then drink water afterwards.

After 3 days of taking that drug if you don't see any improvement, please come back here and insult me. But let me quickly add this, the drug is so powerful that you go lose lots of weight after completing your dosage
Thank you boss
I will try these

Can i use the 2 together or one is enough?
Health / Re: K by LaughterLA: 7:07am On Jun 21, 2023
CondenseMilk:
does she have hairy legs?
No sir
Health / Re: Urine like and pus like Discharge From The Tip Of My Penis - please help by LaughterLA: 7:06am On Jun 21, 2023
kosovo:
This one don catch Staph and Gono grin

I hope the ride of cow girl is worth this shame and reproach

Typing cow girl with pride is most hilarious
There is no shame in it
Its just an infection
Health / Re: Urine like and pus like Discharge From The Tip Of My Penis - please help by LaughterLA: 7:04am On Jun 21, 2023
CondenseMilk:


Does she have hairy legs?
Not really
Health / K by LaughterLA: 7:03am On Jun 21, 2023
K
Health / Urine like and pus like Discharge From The Tip Of My Penis - please help by LaughterLA: 6:52am On Jun 21, 2023
Good morning guys

I brought this to politics section because i want more engagement
Doctors in the house, Ur help is needed here.

I had this mad sex on Wednesday/Thursday last week
She was in total control with the cowgirl style
I just lied down while she did all the work (first time I'm seeing a girl of her type)

My problem now is that on Friday, i started noticing little urine like water at the tip of the penis opening. It will come and go sometimes and sometimes I will see a whitish substance there
Initially it was painless when i urinate
But recently after urinating, sometimes it will pain a Little, sometimes no pain
Now it's more of the pus like discharge at the tip i see
I have gone to chemist and they gave me some ciprofloxacin, trinidazone and 2 other tablets like that
I am still taking it but I'm not really seeing any improvement

Please doctors in the house and those that have experienced it before, what am i suffering from ?
I am really getting uncomfortable
Politics / Re: Tonia Somaga (Blue Rail Line Driver And LAMATA Employee) Tagged An Hypocrite by LaughterLA: 6:40am On Jun 21, 2023
RecentHistory:


They have sacked her and kicked her off the premises like a dog.
I followed it up to see that she was sacked.

You can now go and call your lawyers to defend her, we are waiting for you to show you shege also.
🤣🤣🤣
Lol
Seriously u did not follow shit

She have came out to say she doesn't even know where train stations are talkless of driving one

U see ur life outside
Politics / Re: SDP Pres. Candidate, Adewole Adebayo Reacts To Allegation Of Drug Crime by LaughterLA: 1:57pm On Apr 23, 2023
favor914:
Tomorrow Monday you will sit @ home in the yeast of Nigeria, because some low life Miscreants commanded you cowards not to come out? Useless Empty Barrel.
Lolz.
Ur brain is backdated
Sit at home
In where 😝😝
Politics / Re: SDP Pres. Candidate, Adewole Adebayo Reacts To Allegation Of Drug Crime by LaughterLA: 1:54pm On Apr 23, 2023
favor914:
What truth, that Peter Obi hid money in Panama to avoid paying taxes in Nigeria?
Truth that people like u are so afraid of.
U think an average igbo man is like u guys without liver 😂🤣

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