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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Peter Obi Won 2023 Presidential Election — Wike by LaughterLA: 8:36am On Apr 19, 2023
divinehand2003:
Labour Party (LP) Presidential Candidate, Mr. Peter Obi, won the February 25, 2023 election, Rivers State Governor, Barr. Nyesom Wike, has said in a trending video.

Wike said in the 42 seconds video clip: “The winner of this election, whether you like am or you no like-am, is Obi. The winner of this election is Obi.”

As his audience cheered wildly, Wike, who worked for All Progressives Congress (APC) Candidate, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu, during the election, said: “Listen! Listen! Hold on; I’m not saying this to make you happy. I am saying the truth and nothing but the truth.”

He then added amidst applause: “He (Obi) may not have been pronounced as winner — no problem. The law will take its course.”

The event where Wike spoke appears to have taken place in the state capital, Port Harcourt, during the weekend – going by the address of the rental company that supplied the canopy for the outdoor event. It also appears to have been a Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) event as some of the face cap of some of the attendees had the inscription SIM – the pet name of the state Governor-elect, Siminalayi Fubara.

Wike’s revelation comes days after figures uploaded on the server of the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) showed that Obi won the election in Rivers and not Tinubu as announced by INEC Chairman, Prof. Mahmoud Yakubu.

The INEC Chairman had declared Tinubu winner of the election with 8,794,726 votes, followed PDP’s Atiku Abubakar with 6,984,520 votes, and Obi third with 6,101,533 votes.

Both Atiku and Obi rejected the results and are pursuing their cases in court.




https://www.newsexpressngr.com/news/187203-BREAKING-Peter-Obi-won-2023-Presidential-Election-Wike
I'm beginning to think Wike did what he did so that Obi will have case in court 🤔

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Politics / Re: Tonia Somaga (Blue Rail Line Driver And LAMATA Employee) Tagged An Hypocrite by LaughterLA: 8:21am On Apr 19, 2023
opamoses1:
Tonia Somaga trended on twitter and even Nairaland a while ago. She is now trending again but for the wrong reason and not for being beautiful this time.

From her previous screenshot, she is currently being called an hypocrite and two faced for working for a government she despises. Her employer, LAMATA was created by Tinubu when he was governor of Lagos state.

🤣🤣🤣
Go nd sack her
Maybe u think Lagos or lamata is Tinubu personal business that he can hire and fire anyhow.
Let dem try to sack her and u will watch lawyers queuing to take the case to court and Lagos state govt will pay for damages
Politics / Re: Tonia Somaga (Blue Rail Line Driver And LAMATA Employee) Tagged An Hypocrite by LaughterLA: 8:15am On Apr 19, 2023
Iamgrey5:
Why hate a presidential candidate tho, even though you are a direct beneficiary of his policies.

There's a difference between disagreeing with a candidate and hating on them.

She even supported calling his supporters Agbado in one post. I believe an Agbado should take her job.
Lolz
He hated Tinubu for Nigeria
Tinubu or whoever gave her the job didnt use their personal money to do it.
They used taxpayers money and those that pay tax are not only agbados. So leave emotion out of this.
If she got sacked because of this, she will sue and will win Lagos state govt hands down and they will pay for damage
Conditions for her employment doesn't include she must support APC govt.
So na only cry una go cry here and she will continue with the job and life goes on
Business / Re: Femi Otedola Emerges Largest Shareholder In Tony Elumelu's Transcorp by LaughterLA: 8:10am On Apr 19, 2023
softwareman:

There is absolutely no issues between Yorubas and igbo when it comes to business or socials. This is because in these areas both sides can win.
A win - win situation does not cause conflict.
POLITICS is diffrent ballgame. One side winning in politics is tartamount to the other side losing
honestly, there can NEVER BE ANY FORM OF POLITICAL ALLIANCE BETWEEN YORUBAS AND IGBOS.
Check history and tell me any record of an enduring POLITICAL ALLIANCE between igbos and any tribe!
Not even with people of the old eastern region. The nature of igbo politics is responsible for this.
Lolz
Igbos dont need alliance
Dey vote who dey believed in
In 2007, they vote Yaradua against their brother Orji uzor kalu

In 2003, they voted obasenjo against their own ojukwu
In 2011 dey voted GEJ and repeated same feet in 2015
In 2019 dey voted Atiku
This is the first time dey have decided to vote their own and u people are crying
Nawa oo
Politics / Re: Tonia Somaga (Blue Rail Line Driver And LAMATA Employee) Tagged An Hypocrite by LaughterLA: 7:36am On Apr 19, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
You are not getting it.

Nobody is limiting your right to support whoever you want to support. It is the intense hate, insults, bigotry and criminal defamations of Asiwaju Tinubu from Igbo like Tonia Somaga because she hates Asiwaju Tinubu because Asiwaju is Yoruba and not Igbo and same faith with people like you and her we find extremely offensive and unacceptable. She has lost that job.

Her hate for Asiwaju Tinubu stinks and completely objectionable that she should not only be sacked, she should actually be immediately arrested and prosecuted for criminal defamation of Asiwaju Tinubu.

Her 'aniyan' is bad and a sign of bad luck to come to that organisation if she spends one day longer working for LAMATA. You can not hate Yoruba people and expect their land to bless you.

If she supports and promotes her candidate without mockery, bigotry and criminal defamation of Asiwaju Tinubu, every Yoruba including myself will be fine with her. She is the bigot and just got exposed as one. She has lost that job.

This is a lesson to you who do politics of hate, lies, criminal defamation, slander and tribal/ religious biogtry. You will always lose.
She didn't hate asiwaju because he is yoruba
Present Fashola or Osinbajo and u will see people like me standing behind them.
We dont need Tinubu
Simple
Family / Re: Woman Sues Husband For Allegedly Failing To Take Her To Saudi Arabia by LaughterLA: 5:20am On Apr 19, 2023
Politics / Re: Tinubu Camp Welcomes Defeat In Adamawa, Congratulates Governor Fintiri Of PDP by LaughterLA: 5:14am On Apr 19, 2023
Business / Re: Femi Otedola Emerges Largest Shareholder In Tony Elumelu's Transcorp by LaughterLA: 7:19pm On Apr 18, 2023
Flathead8:
I have never seen Niger deltan claiming Ibo, it's always the other way
We don't claim igbos
U people are the one calling everybody that support Obi igbos.

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Business / Re: Femi Otedola Emerges Largest Shareholder In Tony Elumelu's Transcorp by LaughterLA: 5:21pm On Apr 18, 2023
Flathead8:
Tony Elumelu is not Igbo Please! This your desperate attach by force is sickening and nauseating

Stick with ur Cubana, Eze etc the audio/online billionaires
Lolz
Tony Elumelu is not igbo but uduka obaghagona of Arise TV is igbo despite both coming from the same LGA in delta state because the uduka is always exposing Tinubu
Hypocrites
Business / Re: Femi Otedola Emerges Largest Shareholder In Tony Elumelu's Transcorp by LaughterLA: 4:58pm On Apr 18, 2023
Aderewah:
Lol. Otedola is richer than every person in nnewi combined
See mumu

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Business / Re: Femi Otedola Emerges Largest Shareholder In Tony Elumelu's Transcorp by LaughterLA: 4:57pm On Apr 18, 2023
N3TRAL:


https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2023/04/13/with-5-5-stake-femi-otedola-emerges-transcorps-largest-individual-shareholder/amp/
Igbo man and yoruba man
U will never see dem fighting
But people begging to feed are the ones fighting on nairaland shouting Yoruba ronu
Tufiakwa

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Politics / Re: November 11 Elections: APC Forwards Uzodinma, Ododo, Sylva's Names To INEC by LaughterLA: 11:12am On Apr 18, 2023
harmonyglobal:

U have a point in your opinion, and I must confess that ubare the only obidient I have met the argue constructively and if we can continue like this in this country we won't be divided as we are today
1 check all the state and u will realize most of them run on either Christian Christian or muslim muslim tickets including your state and most of the southeast are there no Muslims but no one is complaining,then I wonder y it should be a problem when it come to the national.
If u know the yorubas well, they choose culture before religion, dats y u dont see much religious crises and the day we realize governance shouldn't be the bases of choosing leaders then we will move forward
2 in the history of the nation we have had Christian Christian head of states and muslim muslim presidential candidates in person of Abiola and Kingibe pls check and confirm nobody complained and they won that election only to be later annulled
Recent government
President Goodluck Christian
Vp Sambo Muslim
Senate pre David mark Christian
Deputy ekweremadu Christian
Patricia Eteh later replaced by Demiji Christian
for house of reps but nobody complained
This is how most other countries move forward they don't use religion
3 I think yorubas voted their conscience, I'm from lagos I supported Tinubu but my blood brother supported obi and u can imagine how yorubas joined the igbos to defeat Tinubu in Lagos. And are u now saying only muslim yoruba voted for Tinubu and won four states in the southwest? No
He also won other states in other regions and got 25% in most that he didn't win
So I think he got the support he need to win the election for Apc if not they could have lost cos people hates APC
U went too far
Buhari APC govt
Buhari- Muslim
Osinbajo- Christian
Saraki/ahmed lawan - muslim -Senate president
Gbajabiamila - muslim -speaker
Idris wase - Muslim - deputy speaker
CJN- Muslim
Politics / Re: Seyi Makinde Arrives Yola, Asks INEC To Declare Authentic Winner by LaughterLA: 10:34am On Apr 18, 2023
kiyosaki1:



https://politicsnigeria.com/breaking-oyo-gov-makinde-arrives-yola-asks-inec-to-declare-authentic-winner-of-adamawa-election/
trying to build bridges for 2027
but it is too late for him
wike already destroyed their future ambition
the north will always remember

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Politics / Re: Uber Facts Posts Bola Tinubu's US Drug Case by LaughterLA: 9:39am On Apr 10, 2023
Raskimonojendor:
Tafa Balogun as Inspector General of Police under President Obasanjo.
P.O. is very smart
He hooked Tinubu for neck.

Even if the court trashed the drug issue, there is Shetima double nomination issue
If the court trashed that one, then INEC didn't follow guildeline
If the court nor still gree, then the election was rigged

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Politics / Re: Uber Facts Posts Bola Tinubu's US Drug Case by LaughterLA: 9:36am On Apr 10, 2023
Raskimonojendor:
This drug issue has been trashed over and over again but Obidients and Igbos keep recycling it. Last year:
By idowu hammed 🙄🙄
A Yoruba muslim

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Politics / Re: Uber Facts Posts Bola Tinubu's US Drug Case by LaughterLA: 9:35am On Apr 10, 2023
Killerbag36:


Where the pix scam
Obama invite Oba benin abi u no hear the new show pix bro stop ur lies

Only una go go create site with fake news na so una use former governor of rivers wen e de young as Thiefnubuuu wen e de young thiefs
Cross river

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Politics / Re: Uber Facts Posts Bola Tinubu's US Drug Case by LaughterLA: 9:33am On Apr 10, 2023
Ibrahimcoomasie:
Tinubu has always been international.

Pm news🙄🙄
U dull

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Politics / Re: Uber Facts Posts Bola Tinubu's US Drug Case by LaughterLA: 9:32am On Apr 10, 2023

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Worships On Easter At Jesus House Church In London (Pics) by LaughterLA: 3:44am On Apr 10, 2023
Corn247:


How does wearing black help the matter, you keep deceiving yourselves that you care when your people are doing same thing to people. Let him take care of your region terrorists first.
I have never for once heard 50people killed in the East at once but it has happened in ondo ur own region.
If by now u still dont know that what is happening in the East is political motivated, i pity u
APC couldn't deal with security and u are blaming individuals
Where dem dump ur brain
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Worships On Easter At Jesus House Church In London (Pics) by LaughterLA: 3:39am On Apr 10, 2023
kelvine:
So it is not only Tinubu and Atiku that runs abroad.
Why didn't he worship in Nigeria?
If it was Tinubu, they will say he went for medical check up.
He was actually in Nigeria on saturday and he will be in Nigeria by Monday
Pray to witness good thing in ur lifetime
Don't make the mistakes of ur parents
Politics / Re: Pastor Agu Irukwu Introduced Peter Obi In London Church (Video) by LaughterLA: 10:43pm On Apr 09, 2023
Winneepye:

He is permanently damaged already. A Religious bigot.
Damaged by who?
Bigot yorubas in APC 🤣🤣🤣
Politics / Advice To Men by LaughterLA: 9:45am On Apr 09, 2023
Before u send that money to that unwarranted girl, pause, masturbate to clear your konji and thank me later

Happy Easter
Romance / Advice To Men by LaughterLA: 9:38am On Apr 09, 2023
Before u send that unwarranted money to that girl, pause, masturbate to clear your konji and thank me later.

Happy Easter
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Sues Peoples Gazette Over Doctored Audio Call by LaughterLA: 8:07am On Apr 06, 2023
N3TRAL:
Peter Obi is a very wicked man.

He is a liar, a thief and was Governor during the Awkuzu mass murder.

He will never be president of Nigeria!

He had to wait and get legal advice from his lawyers before denying the obvious. A shameless man he is.

Since Saturday. He's finally resolved on Wednesday night to save his finished political career.

If he was innocent, he would have have replied latest on Sunday morning. The revelation took him unawares and he abandoned social media for days which is quite unusual for a social media president.


Just like they said they went to the court to claim a fictitious mandate but ended up with cheap blackmail for tribunal, nothing will change here.

We all know it is illegal to leak private telephone conversations. His lawyers will sue the media platform for leaking a private telephone conversation. Doesn't in anyway mean that he isn't responsible.

But I don't blame Obi Sha. I blame his supporters who cancelled Kenneth Okonkwo and bullied him to tell a lie. Even Obi himself would have been cancelled if he didn't lie.
Obi is a very calculated and meticulous man.
He knows the people he is dealing with because he has wine and dine with them.
He took out time to study them
Politics / Re: The Middlebelt Is Not North by LaughterLA: 8:04am On Apr 06, 2023
Hopium:



The ode has started shifting goalpost.



Ofcos dey are dominated by Christians
From abuja to benue to jos to Niger and Nasarawa
But that 2 other states, are outcasts yorubas driven from their region🤣🤣
Yorubas are not really sophisticated but rather tribalistic.
U choosed a dead big over a live lion because the dead big its from ur region and u called urself sophisticated 🤣
Abeg which school u go?
Politics / Re: The Middlebelt Is Not North by LaughterLA: 7:53am On Apr 06, 2023
Hopium:
It's always funny when they think others are foolish like them.

Same nonsensical tactics you deployed during the election, trying to divide the Yorubas into Yoruba Muslims and Yoruba Christians. We told you then that we Yorubas are too sophisticated to fall for such cheap propaganda; the election is over and the whole world saw our voting pattern. You people could hardly believe it, so much you started contesting Ekiti State result because your moronic brains couldn't comprehend why Ekiti - a Christian dominated Yoruba state - voted Asiwaju instead of Obi.

You failed, and have seen the handwriting that that same strategy will fail in 2027.

Your next agenda is to cause confusion in the North-Central. The delusion! Let me burst your bubble: the North Central is the most sophisticated geopolitical region in Nigeria. They are the only region with with cultural ties to the North and South; the only region with the most cultural diversity. We have the Gbagyi, Gwandara (Abuja), Tiv, Idoma (Benue), Igala, Ebira (Kogi), Yoruba, Nupe, Fulani (Kwara), Eggon, Tiv (Nasarawa), Nupe, Gbagyi, Hausa (Niger) and Berom (Plateau).

You must be daft beyond redemption to think you can tell such region what their identity is or not. You really think the people in this region are fools? They are one, yet so different but have co-existed in peace since creation, voiced as one in the political scene since 1999, pride themselves as the presidential elections tie breakers. Lol! You think you can brainwash these people? You're biting more than you can chew.

Obi managed to get 2 states out of 6 in the just concluded election despite his religious gameplay in "a Christian dominated region as you said"; the same gameplay that has been rendered obsolete ahead of 2027. Continue at it while destroying all the good-wills you gained in the said region.

Tinubu is not Buhari. Nigerians will learn in real time how the game of renegotiation and unification is played in the next 4 years. 2027 election won't be hard for him to win like in 2023, while he crumbles Obi to dust. Dey watch.



The exact, same template you used on the Yorubas. Ode! cheesy


THE IRONY:

Tinubu - a Muslim with MM ticket - won 4 out of 6 NC states in a "Christian dominated region" while Obi - a Christian with CM ticket, went to the Church to say "Church, take back your country" - but could only win 2 out of 6 states.

Same Tinubu - a Muslim with MM ticket - could only win 3 out of 13 in a Muslim dominated region.

That's all you need to know about Nigeria politics.
Tinubu won kwara and kogi dominated by muslims and yorubas please
Obi won Abuja Nasarawa and plateau
Abi this one nor get sense ni🙄

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Politics / Re: Falz Calls Yakubu Mahmood "Fraudster" by LaughterLA: 6:57am On Apr 06, 2023
accordadoga27:
SAN better call this boy to order.

Papa religion no go save pikin.

Nobody is above the law.
Mumu

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Politics / Re: A Nigerian is Leading The Race To Become The New Mayor Of Colorado Springs by LaughterLA: 6:55am On Apr 06, 2023
Difrent:


Im very sure the igbos in colorado are not supporting him.
In their mind they will be like "he is Yoruba".

If the guy wins igbos will vex and relocate their businesses to New york, eze ndigbo colorado will even relocate his business back to ala igbo grin grin grin grin grin while petitioning FBI CIA DOJ UN UK AUSTRALIA ECOWAS that a yorubaman has stolen their mandate and they will prove it in court only to later claim the candidate is nor qualified to contest as he entered the US illegally. grin grin grin grin grin
Daddy this one nor enter at all
Write another one😁
Politics / Re: The Middlebelt Is Not North by LaughterLA: 6:54am On Apr 06, 2023
helinues:


I guess East is no longer part of the Southern Nigeria
No sir
They are ur enemies now

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Politics / Re: The Middlebelt Is Not North by LaughterLA: 6:51am On Apr 06, 2023
helinues:
I guess it's in Eastern part of the country
🤣🤣🤣
East they always give una sleepless nights
U couldn't mention West or South, its just has to be East 😆

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