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MrCork: .....see yor head like katapot.....sp jus be cuz one chick reject u on nairaland,u now say all female r men..

...brother...i don't mean to sound rudes but u nid yor whole head re-examine. ((no offense)

Onye ara!

agangadiman: eya, so you don pull peson with weave and when you where in bed you realised that 'she' had a bl0c0s?

buram sure you still went ahead sha? ..NO h0mo of course abi?

Tell me, what have u been smoking

naijaboiy: You've spoken well sir LaurelP....

But will they Hear word

[size=50pt]NO! [/size]



They won't hear,,they'll keep woman-wrappering without trying to do a little background study of the person first

The few persons I know on this forum that are actually female are:

MizMyColi
Rozzay
Temigracie
Xtarxhyne
Marieolae
Mstik
Frankysnow
Cdamsel
Softsparkyy
Priscaoge
Kachisbarbie

There are others too but i'm sure of this ones...fellow guys please "Look Before You Leap"
In other words...
Be sure the moniker is a female and make sure you are at least acquainted before You Send That PM

How do u know they are?
Don't trust anybody o

Truckpusher: My guy dun go woo another guy

Woo wetin?
Am I a learner?

chidyhels: talking from experience huh?
Pele sir

From other people's experience

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Tallesty1: I had so many admirers during my childhood days but y'know I have been against woman wrappering right from the day my mom gave birth to me.

Na d girl dey man-wrapper me oh

Yes but she must convince me she actually lost it

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Liability: abeg look me up and down well well. You no like wetin you see?

Abi make i turn my back for you?

No thanks!
I'd rather stick with my one and only .......

valmunich: Lol.. Oga buh you needn't expose am here nau, why let them know I'm an officer?

Sorry for dat
U no suppose dey ashamed of ur job, all of us na officers!

valmunich: Oga na dem woman wrappers oo, all of dem pack here like sardine. Let's exterminate them at once.

Just be taking note of all d damn wrappers
We'll treat there fu*ck up in due time ok
Now get down to biz officer!!

valmunich: *Brings out radio* *Calls tosyne2much LaurelP, naijaboiy, *Mayday! Mayday! Attention! This is a distress call! it calls for collective measures. Do you read me?!? There's been a break out here and I don't think I can handle it alone. The team is needed here ASAP for backup over!

What d hell is happening here

merit12: It is happening again again live and direct
It the nairaland let's get together

Many people have started to call and make plans of the events.

there going to be lots of activity happening

talk shows,games,programs dance with your crush


Meet some nairalander in person
Next man or woman sitting by your side can be temigracie,TRADELYN,davi8d,y-modulus,youngezz,mayorall,funclub, rozzay,mayorall,LaurelP,temigracie,MizMyColi ,Kachisbarbie ,Softsparkyy,Franksnow
naijaboiy,Sammyblaq,Frankysnow,Mrsbreezy,missberrypop,Rozzay,Missmossy,marieolae,KelvinGraphics,Dayjhihannon01,chibwike
Yemi2plus (mentions some names twice)
Oga seun fit dey dia self live and direct

Venue and location(still planing)


If I didn't mention your name ,your name is invisable here

Please feel free to add or comment what you want to be on the agenda and plan with me to make this a sucess.

Get prepared some of you might be giving talk

Please call 09098361003

Reserve special seat for me.

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philantoxx: don't be awed coz not evrytin here is real.

Whether real or not, they're human beings
I just like dia personality shikena!

rattlesnake: u wanna meet people that dont wanna meet u

thats LOW

No its not
Its normal to want to meet interesting ppl, there's nothing low abt it
I sense low self esteem in you

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marieolae: Well I joined NL august 2014, barely 2 months ago..and I've seen a lot on nairaland. Well..



Naijaboiy- well I have to start off with you, cos your simply amazing, funny and fine . Never a dull moment with you, and you made my sunday very interesting...much love

Yungchop- my little bro, that never gives up...you have a little space in my heart!

Djeezy- wow what can I say about u, even though we don't really talk anymore, you are extremely talented and creative. Your artistic and unique. You inspire me a lot

Unibenstudent- your really annoying, but you make me laugh..so yeah I had to mention you

Rozzay- every guys fantasy on NL, u be everybodys wife on nairaland..your posts make me laugh so much..your the best!!

Kachisbarbie- I never regret following you, because your posts are soo truthful. You've got the brains and beauty and I admire you a lot!!!

Mzmycoli- wow what can I say about you. I've liked nearly all your posts. Your posts are so intellectual and inspiring. Sometimes I wonder if your a robot lol I've learnt a lot from your threads!! Your born to be a leader !!

Temigracie - the girl who never gets angry. Your so friendly and likeable. Who hates temigracie?? Nairaland would be incomplete without you

Mrsbreezy- the chris brown lover. So calm and collected..I wish I could be like you!!

Tosyne2much- haha the oga of the anti woman wrapping team! Your the realist guy on nl, you speak the truth and I respect you for that! One love

LaurelP- I always look foward to your posts! Your the romance section OGA!!!

Ifyn4real- you don't come on NL too much I wonder why? But from what I know, your adventurous and a music lover like me!!!I miss you a lot tho

Redbenson - what would the sexuality section be without you! Your obsessed with *cough *cough but at least reading your posts always makes my day! Thanks for joining nairaland

And lastly @ seun thanks for creating nairaland!!!!! Your the best

Xoxoxox

I always knew u were a gud person, though u didn't start quite well
Remember I always advised u to calm down right?
I see my advice paid off
You're an epitome of beauty and notin short of dat!

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Yungwizzzy: My list

Winner ********** EMEKA vs Geoffrey
(Emeka has more fans and I only hope they're sending 6 to 306 and not just shout)

1st runner up ************ Rukky
2nd runner up************ Daniela
3rd runner up************ Christian vs Clement
(left for Ghanaians to decide)


Ugo is just a waste of shola's space!!

Debbie dooh



BTW who knows the name or Twitter handle of that mad adrenaline drummer. that guy is a beast!! I just made him my role model!!

You're a good analyst
EMEKA will win!

ggrin: To NL Guys


I’m in love with you because you make me feel safe. It sounds corny and vague. People always talk about feeling safe with someone and you wonder what it even means. I still don’t really know. All I know is that when I’m with you, I feel like I’m clutching a giant thing of pepper spray or reliving a
moment of being carried to bed by my parents when I was five years old and fell asleep in front of the television. All day Long, I can feel fragile, like a raw nerve, and when I come home to you(NL), it’s like I just put on the thickest winter coat and installed bulletproof windows in my apartment. “Honey, I’m home….and no longer terrified.”



To: you

Who's dis for? No name

KMTee: say wetin happen...

propose to a typical African man?

mi o ni fe te

Wat of a white man?

Chuksemi: LaurelP , Valmunich, dygeasy. Some borri is feeling funky here oh

He's in our net already
No escape for him

No matter how bad ur condition is, there's someone out there wishing and praying to be like you

#ponder on that#