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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacancies (Updated Daily) by LaurelP(m): 8:51am On Jul 29, 2016
VACANCY:

HR Executive (1-3 years experience in HR Practice) urgently needed in a Financial Institution with head office in Lagos.
Candidate must have a good knowledge of Compensation/Payroll Management and should be skillful with the use Microsoft Excel.
Interested candidates should urgently forward their resumes to meetchidi@yahoo.com.
Closing date is August 1, 2016 by 12noon.
Jobs/Vacancies / Vacancies (Updated Daily) by LaurelP(m): 8:48am On Jul 29, 2016
VACANCIES FOR PROFESSIONAL JANITORS


A medium size Industrial and Domestic Professional Cleaning Services Company requires the services of suitably qualified and experienced janitors to take up employment in their numerous clients’ organization.
Professional janitors Job Type: Full Time
Qualification: Secondary School (SSCE)or OND
Location: Lagos, and nationwide
Salary and other benefits very attractive
Method of Application: Applicants should send their CVs to joysy150@gmail.com or cvaffairs@gmail.com
Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan And Wife All Smiles As They Meet With PDP Senators. Photos by LaurelP(m): 10:52pm On Jul 20, 2016
Nice pictures but do we really need all these paparazzi at this period?
When everything in the country is upside down: economy, governance, security, disunity, hunger and all whatnot.
And our "representatives" are taking selfies and showing us Swag with their expensive fashion and gadgets?

And some people are hailing them?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 5 Things You Can Do To Get A Good Job With A 2.2 Or 3rd Class by LaurelP(m): 2:54pm On Jul 20, 2016
6. Perfect your Interviewing, communication and (basic) computer skills: Truth is, in the labour market you learn by experience and past mistakes. But you can greatly reduce the mistakes if you can quickly organize and update yourself prior to when the opportunity arrives.

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Celebrities / Re: See How This Cute Guy Is Making Money From Ladies With His Sperm(pic) by LaurelP(m): 2:40pm On Jul 20, 2016
Does the sperm also guarantee the kid would be a Billionaire in future?

If not, then to Hell with his useless sperm undecided

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Jokes Etc / Re: Donald Trump's Lookalike Spotted In Oshodi - Picture by LaurelP(m): 9:48pm On Jul 19, 2016
grin grin
People are wicked o. See complete knockout

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Career / Re: What Are The Most Marketable Professional Certifications At The Moment? by LaurelP(m): 7:52pm On Jul 17, 2016
seanblaise:

Am in for a competition dat requires some votes, am on the loosing end cos the picture i uploaded was blur.
Am contacting the popular pple on NL to help me solicit for votes to make it to the next round where i can change the pix.

OK thanks for contacting me bro.
But I don't really have the time and interest for that right now. Maybe I can change my signature to ur name, but that's really the best I can do.

Cheers..
Career / Re: What Are The Most Marketable Professional Certifications At The Moment? by LaurelP(m): 5:59pm On Jul 17, 2016
seanblaise:

Hello laurelp, pls i need ur help abt sumtin...i can't give yhu the details hear...kindly reach me on 08134597430...whatsapp or phone call..tnx alot

what's it about pls
Give me a little idea
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji's Response To Fans Who Blast Her For 'praying For France' by LaurelP(m): 2:47pm On Jul 15, 2016
In other words, she's just saying "Mind your own business and get the f..ck out of my handle if you don't like what I post".
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid And Chris Brown On The Street Of Los Angeles by LaurelP(m): 10:15pm On Jul 12, 2016
Don't be afraid to Dare. Just do it

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Properties / Re: A Single Room Self Contained by LaurelP(m): 12:44pm On Jul 11, 2016
HenryThegreat1:
Great people i just need a low cost single room self contained around agege. It's very urgent. If have any connection or information please contact me on 08146520908. Thanks.

I have a room and parlor self con going for 180k.
Politics / Re: Buhari’s Anti-graft War Not Selective – Orji Uzor Kalu by LaurelP(m): 4:05pm On Jul 09, 2016
Orji Uzor Kalu trying so hard to revive his dead political career. He will soon switch over to APC before this year ends.

Naija politicians.

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Romance / Re: Lady With Big Boobs At Computer Village Responds by LaurelP(m): 12:16pm On Jul 09, 2016
Who get time to read long epistles

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Fashion / Re: Thread For Black Women With Natural Hair: My Experience (photos) by LaurelP(m): 12:13pm On Jul 09, 2016
Mtcheeeew.
When u talk about Money?
Politics / Re: PHOTOS: Police Attack Fan In Enugu For Displaying Biafra Flag In Stadium by LaurelP(m): 12:09pm On Jul 09, 2016
The officer thought Enugu is Lagos or Kano.

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Politics / Re: Orji Uzor-Kalu Visits Babangida & Abdulsalami Abubakar(pics) by LaurelP(m): 12:06pm On Jul 09, 2016
This is how we will keep asslicking these old thieves, making them feel like demigods that must be bowed to.
The north feels that power is their birthright and we are aligning with this stupidity. How many times have they paid us the so called "courtesy visit" in the South?
When will the South have sense?

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Celebrities / Re: Funke Adesiyan Flaunts Cleavage, Fans React by LaurelP(m): 12:26am On Jul 05, 2016
Women of these days.
E no dey pass flashing of boobs and yansh.

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Celebrities / Re: Captain E Had A Production Meeting With D'banj. Omotola is super excited!!! by LaurelP(m): 12:18am On Jul 05, 2016
Success is always very much easier when you have someone who makes a way for you.
Do you know how many better producers there are in the country going hungry.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lets expose Companies that Owes Salaries, Discriminates Or Slanders Staff by LaurelP(m): 5:20pm On Jul 04, 2016
yungbeef:
Odun environmental and Pieach architectural limited at victoria island close to goodies supermarket. They both share office space but act as seperate companies and are owned by two crazy, babaric, hostile, abusive, fraudulent, siblings who tk pleasure in causing pain and sacking their employees. The MD in pieach is worse. Nt married at age 50 with no kid, she will keep u in the office till 10.30pm everyday as her home is virtually empty and a 10mins drive frm d office. She is a sadist, and a very depressed bastard. Nt changin over to phcn on time attracts deduction of 10k. Gen spoils, employee wil pay. Even wen her car tyre spoilt, drivers paid for it. Work is sun to sun. She is highly highly insultive, ijebu, and will devise any ,means to defraud u. If she detects any form of boldness, she feels threatned and either publicy embarrass u severally or sack outrightly. A driver died 2weeks after she sacked him and the first thing she said wen i tld her was "thnk God he didnt die in the office ooh" only her uses internet, heavily passwrded, employees pay for office stationeries... Just sad. If u offered 100k per mnth, she will pay the first 2 to 3mnths, then bring up absurd deductions with no questions and cut ur salary into half for d nxt 5mnths. D cycle continues.... If u recieve any job offer frm the abv companies and u accept it, just get rdy to be psychologically damaged. I hd to battle low esteem prob after i resigned there. Still recuperating.

Ope o :oo
I did an interview in that pieach sometime last year, thank God they didn't revert back till date. I think I saw u that day.

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Romance / Re: I Just Lost My Fiancee To A Bad Prank Gone Wrong...women Are Selfish by LaurelP(m): 5:04pm On Jul 04, 2016
blueeyes1:
You are a very wicked man,with a mean heart. So you couldn't scare her with any other thing knowing fully well how much she hates roaches/rats?
What if those rodent are infected with any disease? Do you know how repugnant a cockroach smells? Yet you got a truck-full and threw it on her,I know that lady will be so traumatised, you are so bloody mean and very vengeful,tufiakwa gi!

Having said that, go and see her mom,explain to her,apologise,don't even try to justify your actions,take the blame totally, ask her to help you beg your babe. Gifts and messages won't do,go their by yourself and beg her,(her mom is just like pouring water in front before stepping on a wet ground),if you get the mom to forgive you,rest assure,your babe will forgive you too.

And get ready to move out of that house because she might develop a phobia for that house and get jumpy at any slight movement.

You can send me a pm, I don't mind joining the begging project.

P.S: Never try that shi:t again ooooo
Good luck.

Ogbeni calm down jor.
She started it.

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Romance / Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by LaurelP(m): 5:33am On Jul 04, 2016
Nawaoo... 30 contestants. grin There's really unemployment in this country.
Politics / Re: Stop Blaming Fulani Herdsmen For Every Attack, Sultan Tells Nigerians by LaurelP(m): 5:25am On Jul 04, 2016
This just confirmed what people has been saying. There is a northern agenda

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Politics / Re: Photos: Daughter Of Former Acting PDP Chairman, Uche Secondus Weds, by LaurelP(m): 5:18am On Jul 04, 2016
No be only Secondus, na Firstus.


BTW its good to see Odili and his wife after sometime off eating their money.

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Celebrities / Re: What's Wrong With This Tiwa Savages Photo? by LaurelP(m): 5:13am On Jul 04, 2016
I don't get your point.

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Romance / Re: Simple Trick We Guys Use To Attract Women by LaurelP(m): 5:09pm On Jul 02, 2016
sinaj:
Don't u think d gel would have just dated him for his money without getting married to him if she is really after his wealth?

But u know women are naturally jealous. She needs to hook him before another woman takes over.
Politics / Re: FG & CCECC Signs Mou On Lagos Calabar Railway To Be Delivered In 2yrs by LaurelP(m): 5:07pm On Jul 01, 2016
Do train still function in this country?
Just asking cos I cant remember when last I saw a train
Romance / Re: It Tough Being A Woman,men Should Respect Their Wife by LaurelP(m): 4:47pm On Jul 01, 2016
So whats the moral lesson in this?
Career / What Are The Most Marketable Professional Certifications At The Moment? by LaurelP(m): 2:40pm On Jun 30, 2016
Lots of professional bodies and courses out there so much so that a fresh graduate can become easily confused on the ones to acquire.
Most of them have become outdated and irrelevant to present day realities and needs. The present day labour market is highly competitive (understating it) so almost every graduate must look for a form of backup in terms of a postgraduate or professional certification to be relevant.

So this thread is to guide graduates and those who wish to acquire certifications on the right steps to take. No matter the field of study, ask your questions lets trash them. The experienced folks should come in and guide the fresh grads.


Meanwhile I wud like to know the current most marketable certifications in every field
Career / Re: Human Resource Professionals: by LaurelP(m): 11:19am On Jun 29, 2016
Hello @yemmight, kudos to u.
@cipmnigeria u guys have not been responding to enquiries here.

I'm planning on sitting for my CIPM next year February. But I want to start preparing for it bit by bit as am a very busy person.
Pls I'd like to know how I can get relevant materials I can be studying for now as am not sure I'd be chanced to do tutorials.
Can I get materials outside or must it be the ones approved by institute?
If I can pls how do I get them, am starting from Intermediate 2.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Can 5000 Graduates Contribute N70,000 Each To Establish A Business? by LaurelP(m): 10:11am On Jun 28, 2016
This is actually possible though it will not be a piece of cake. U are going to need help either from government or maybe an international charity organization.

I do not think u can set up a new business, best bet is to acquire an already existing and maybe ailing business and inject cash and managerial expertise into it and bring it back to life. Why because the people who brought the money and according to you doubles as staff will certainly want to collect salaries. U also have to think of building infrastructure if u are starting a new business.

5000 is a large number to employ though.

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