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Education / Re: A New Jamb Record Has Been Set by Laurene: 10:00am On May 05, 2023
Rayban25:


I'm not responsible for how you interpret statements.

This is a reasonable advise coming from anyone who has finished school...if it seems negative to you then you have an issue
You don't have sense... You can't just drop ambiguous statements without expecting questions...
Crime / Re: 3 Nigerian Men To Be Extradicted To US For Sexual Extortion Of A 17-Year-Old Boy by Laurene: 7:30am On May 05, 2023
einsteine:
So likely two brothers are going to be doing life in prison. And they will get very bad treatment in prison due to the child porn charges.
You don't understand how their system works... They ain't Nigerian strong men.
Crime / Re: 3 Nigerian Men To Be Extradicted To US For Sexual Extortion Of A 17-Year-Old Boy by Laurene: 7:22am On May 05, 2023
einsteine:


They will be going for child porn and child sexploitation. Criminals in US prison hate people who do that. If they are not isolated, their fellow prisoners will deal seriously with them.
You watch a lot of Hollywood... If they're gonna get drilled, it's gonna be because the prison is full of sex starved/frustrated men.
Crime / Re: 3 Nigerian Men To Be Extradicted To US For Sexual Extortion Of A 17-Year-Old Boy by Laurene: 7:15am On May 05, 2023
einsteine:


You obviously think they are being charged for fraud. There is no leniency in their case because the victim is a child and the victim is dead and there are sex charges involved. Go to school and prison? What a dreamer.
Problem with you African strong men is that you think the American society would just smash them like Nigerian system does. They're just broken not irredeemable. America has human right group that'll make sure they get fair treatment even as extradites.

They have a working system. They're still young and have lots future in front. After all, it wasn't a premeditated murder or manslaughter or homicide kinda... They'll definitely be sentenced but they'll also achieve their dreams (if they have any) in prison.

Owing that they're first first time offenders and relatively teens, they'll be sentenced to max of 10 years but with good behavior they'll be out in 4 or 5.
They'll study in prison and become useful for the American society. They'll show remorse and apologize to the boy's parents... Explaining how the Nigerian system made them.

Mark Zuckerberg once employed some men that hacked Facebook several years ago. They now work with him... That's how you transform damaged products.

Rant all you want but America ain't Nigeria. They'll get right to a good attorney that'll defend their right to proper justice over there... If Nigeria is working, they should get a plea deal.

Sometimes I read comments here anytime someone commits a crime, you guys would say kill, castrate, hang and other slurs... That's when I knew why we had the kinda leaders repping us. We're too authoritarian in Africa. No one election is do or die here.

America will never hand over their citizens to foreign countries if it's gonna be detrimental no matter what they did... Go and read up.
Education / Re: A New Jamb Record Has Been Set by Laurene: 6:22am On May 05, 2023
Rayban25:
Congrats to him.

I hope he won't get carried away cause university go show you another side of life if you mess up in your first year especially. Na when you convocate body and naija go tell you.
What do you mean by this statement
Crime / Re: 3 Nigerian Men To Be Extradicted To US For Sexual Extortion Of A 17-Year-Old Boy by Laurene: 11:00pm On May 04, 2023
maasoap:

After the above comment, you still went ahead to make the one below! You are daft.



FG should protect these criminals? The wicked and lost souls? What will even be the benefits to Nigeria if FG should protect these murderers?
To even think that many parents support their kids in this line of criminal acts is baffling!
And to you, you should change your moniker first. Nothing Christ-like about you
even christ preaches salvation and forgiveness...
Just saying
Crime / Re: 3 Nigerian Men To Be Extradicted To US For Sexual Extortion Of A 17-Year-Old Boy by Laurene: 10:57pm On May 04, 2023
maasoap:


One of them will chop minimum of 30 years behind bars while the rest two will chop 20 years minimum. MINIMUM!!
They're still young so there will be leniency... Stop being emotional.
They'll go to school in prison and become the best in the US.
The American society would reform them by the time they're out in 10 years time.
Crime / Re: 3 Nigerian Men To Be Extradicted To US For Sexual Extortion Of A 17-Year-Old Boy by Laurene: 10:46pm On May 04, 2023
faceLAGOS:
I 8 & detest Y! boys!

Bunch of lowlifes.
But you like their money
Crime / Re: 3 Nigerian Men To Be Extradicted To US For Sexual Extortion Of A 17-Year-Old Boy by Laurene: 10:44pm On May 04, 2023
Originalsly:


Funny..... but is the bitter truth! .... whatever prison they go to.... they will have a miserable life ... there will be no rest for their ass.
So the people that's gonna take care of them in prison are there because of?
Crime / Re: 3 Nigerian Men To Be Extradicted To US For Sexual Extortion Of A 17-Year-Old Boy by Laurene: 10:38pm On May 04, 2023
stasius:
The kind of torture and assault they will undergo in US prison is second to none.

All of them will end up with anal tears and fistulas before their ultimate death. They should brace up to enjoy themselves in US prison.
You think that's how it works?
Crime / Re: 3 Nigerian Men To Be Extradicted To US For Sexual Extortion Of A 17-Year-Old Boy by Laurene: 10:34pm On May 04, 2023
obembet:
This people as cause more damage to this country than Tinubu
Then stay in your country
Politics / Re: Patience Ozokwor Receives Appointment From Peter Mbah, Enugu Governor-Elect by Laurene: 4:04pm On Apr 29, 2023
sonature1:
Peter Mbah is working hard to improve the image of PDP in the state using popular and loved people. I guess the tribunal will still decide his fate. Congratulations, Mama G (G for General)!
He's going to be a better governor than Edeoga but I think the tribunal will unseat him.
Romance / Re: What's One Sex Myth You Know Is A Lie But Everyone But Everyone Seem To Believe? by Laurene: 5:37pm On Apr 27, 2023
ednut1:
Sex with an HIV carrier equals HIV. But the chances in real life for vaginal sex is 1 in 2500 chance
So how do one contract hiv
Romance / Re: How To Handle Betrayal From Your Mother by Laurene: 5:19pm On Apr 27, 2023
Yugoslavia247:


E get some things wey person dey overlook.

Remember there are two sides to a story.

Na her own side she sugar coat

Most African mothers are like that... Not even mothers alone; siblings, fathers, relatives... They're so entitled to your wealth and happiness.
Mothers would remind you how you gave them issues for belle for 9 months.
Romance / Re: How To Handle Betrayal From Your Mother by Laurene: 7:58am On Apr 27, 2023
Yugoslavia247:


Na u know.

because she's the doesn't mean she should scam him
Romance / Re: How To Handle Betrayal From Your Mother by Laurene: 9:25pm On Apr 26, 2023
Yugoslavia247:


Dey play with your blessings. Better give her.

You won't understand sha.
Maybe you have not started hustling for money yourself.

Honour thy father and thy mother
Reward prosperity and long life.
If you give her money you Honor her.

See this life if you want smooth sailing forgive and forget.

700 dollar is nothing.

Can you bless her NO
Can she bless you YES

The floor is yours
Nigerian Christians are fake. You guys are hypocritically religious

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Should Be Taught A Political Lesson, Atiku’s Daughter Lailah by Laurene: 10:30am On Apr 23, 2023
Legitiscool:
he helped tinubu to presidency by deceiving and splitting southern votes
So pdp has monopoly over igbo or southern votes?
The south chose who they were comfortable with.
These your talking points of obi splitting pdp votes needs to stop.
Was obi the only candidate on the ballot?

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Family / Re: I Just Disflowered Her. by Laurene: 6:57am On Apr 22, 2023
purples25:


This one just came to cast shame and labels. All while hiding under her palm tree of perfection. Your own is just to come out when someone makes a comment, and pinch them small grin

Na the only thing you come out for be dat cheesy
hmmm so you've been observing me

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Family / Re: I Just Disflowered Her. by Laurene: 8:44pm On Apr 21, 2023
purples25:


Now your commitment is a case of 'if' right? But when it was time to break her hymen, it was a matter of urgency.

You mentioned that she was begging you to stay, which you won't see if not that you have put her at your mercy by taking her virginity, her pride. You have temporarily rendered her your slave emotionally, putting you in full control of everything. You claim you wanted to do things right. Then why not follow a fair process. Why put yourself in control of her emotionally, and physically as the first guy.

You want to marry the girl in three years time. You have opened the road of sex to her now. Now, you will be sleeping with her, and have her glued to you because now she fears she has sacrificed something, plus she wouldn't be valued by any other man as brand new. Also you will have her on a dog leash as a girl now prone to sexual temptations, yet not married. You want to be jacking her back anytime she feels urges, for your sadistic enjoyment.

I believe if you wanted a fair relationship, and not power play, you would have dated decently. But you don't want to be on the receiving end, wondering and sweating fearfully over whether she has had sex or she won't get married to you. You don't want to feel bad that you didn't gain if the relationship ends.

So you devalued her.
Congratulations, shey you have made yourself the winner by all means. Even if it means taking her down.
You talk from lots of experience

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Celebrities / Re: Marriage Is Dead, Women Have Turned It Into Poverty Alleviation Scheme— OAP Nedu by Laurene: 3:27pm On Apr 17, 2023
Reelmii:
..marriage is not dead,, its the 2 people involved that has problems..
There are still married couples who have grown old together,,,it is not because they are perfect but its because they decided to make it work...
lemme help be rephrase... Modern marriage is dead...
Celebrities / Re: Marriage Is Dead, Women Have Turned It Into Poverty Alleviation Scheme— OAP Nedu by Laurene: 3:26pm On Apr 17, 2023
Rubyjade:
Nedu, please shut up
This one pain you.
You go grow wretched and old for your papa's house

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Celebrities / Re: Marriage Is Dead, Women Have Turned It Into Poverty Alleviation Scheme— OAP Nedu by Laurene: 3:21pm On Apr 17, 2023
nairalanda1:
Marriage is not dead, and let's stop these kind of articles on Nairaland.

The truth of the matter is that when it comes to marriage, Nairaland has turned it into war between men and women. Indeed it has become so disgusting that I wonder if I am in another world.

When I look at the life of myself and my friends, I wonder if we live in a different world from the world of most Nairalanders, a world where men are stingy and women think only about money. Where men have sidechicks, and women have babies for other men and pass it off on their boyfriends.

The OAP is (I apologise to the mods beforehand) talking a load of rubbish. You need money in a marriage. You need to pay school fees, need to pay for food, need to pay for car maintenance, and new car, house rent or mortgage fees, clothes for the children, furniture, repairs, even bedsheet. So, why won't women and men be looking for money. Is looking for money a sign that one is greedy or a sign that one needs to pay school fees before 3 pm tomorrow or else little Elsa would be kicked out of school for fees?

Are not men's relations too looking for money as well, and putting pressure on family.

Women are suffering too much on this site, and so also are men. And on this thread, women too are suffering. Yes, GOD knows there are materailistic women. God knows that. But when a woman needs money, is it for materialism all the time? Yet these online heroes think that when a woman asks for money, it is because she is being greedy.

Honestly, I am a very conservative person. I believe a man is the head of the house, and all that, but this nonsense that is being propagated on this site everyday just because of the bad habits of a few women needs to effing stop. And let's be frank, for every materialistic woman, there are 9 women who put their families and others first...yet on Nairaland, every woman is evil and conniving apparently.

All for clicks.

Abeg, call me SIMP, I no send you. You cannot be here abusing women and tomorrow, begging woman to marry you. Or abusing women, and forgetting your mother too , sisters too are women.

If you think women are after you for money, just go and marry yourself, or another man. Stop disturbing us here. After all it is acceptable these days.

Seun, enough is enough.

Make people laugh at me, this man does not care.
no sense at all
Romance / Re: Help He Wanted Attention,they snubbed him. by Laurene: 6:31am On Apr 17, 2023
ahnie:
I was somewhere gisting with a lil friend,when this scenery caught my attention.
I had to capture it on camera.
The red neck lizard was really trying hard to be noticed by the female lizards cheesy cheesy

I believed the two female lizards are best of friends gossiping away,when this red neck lizard came and tried wooing one of them,and he was outrightly snubbed cheesy cheesy.
Chai I felt his pains

Simply put,every man needs the presence of a woman in their life to make it colourful.
Ikpu gi na agba ikpuru.
Hmmm oshigbuolam cheesy🤧
Politics / Re: Supplementary Elections 2023: Results From Polling Units by Laurene: 8:42am On Apr 16, 2023
obembet:



More reason why I don't support Thier ideas
whose ideas do you support?
Celebrities / Re: “Yul Edochie Is Not The Father Of Judy Austin’s Son” – Kemi Olunloyo Reveals by Laurene: 4:41pm On Apr 15, 2023
Rokiat:
And Yul thought he ate lol
bish, karma doesn't exist
Romance / Re: At Home With My 3rd Child - Photo by Laurene: 8:35pm On Apr 14, 2023
Rokiat:
Beautiful family. How’s your
Musical career going? You suppose blow by now. grin
Since you began prostitution, you don blow?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Wolves Vs Chelsea (1 - 0) On 8th April 2023 by Laurene: 4:38pm On Apr 08, 2023
Illegal1:
omoh......wetin person go play again 4 dis betting/gamble?

i dn play all the bet options for betking,yet to win nah wahala..infact i dn tire
go and work

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Romance / Re: Female Hotel Worker Disgraced In Hookup Prank (Photos) by Laurene: 12:39pm On Apr 08, 2023
WhisperedNoise:

Shush! A woman brought your coconut head Into the world.
man and woman.
A man gives life
Romance / Re: Female Hotel Worker Disgraced In Hookup Prank (Photos) by Laurene: 12:38pm On Apr 08, 2023
Lifestone:

I hope no one try this nonsense on my women, he will surely rot in prison. It's absolutely illegal to publish someone on social media like this
Tell your women to close their legs
Romance / Re: Female Hotel Worker Disgraced In Hookup Prank (Photos) by Laurene: 12:37pm On Apr 08, 2023
Shegzdave:
😂😂
And this babe will be telling one guy she’s not that type of girl

I don’t really fancy those prank shit cause it looked staged to me but you see this one enter well..
what's the guys handle make I watch
Sports / Re: Which Of These Four Matches Can Stop Arsenal Premier League Title Victory? by Laurene: 4:48pm On Apr 07, 2023
shawngold:
Arsenal will not win the league.
It's still Man City to be crowned EPL champions for the 3rd seasons in a stretch
Haaland won't win a single trophy in Man city

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