₦airaland Forum

Berlynn:
call him HOE instead

Yes, A man-slut.

Papikush:
Fućk boys? Sounds awesome... Where can I sign up?

Calling you a dog should be okay too, yeah?

Papikush:
That doesn't justify a lady sleeping "upandan" only Hoes do that.

But a guy sleeping about can be justified right?

Only dogs do that... We call them, _fuck boys.

That's to say a pastor's child is expected to be perfect.

Its actually the opposite these days, they are always tied down, and any little opportunity they find, they get blown out and do things one didn't even expect from them.

There's nothing sweet as being you not minding what the next person has got to say.

Sometimes its not easy, you just have to please everyone cause people look up to your dad

Nice thread hon.

Mzflexydeeva:
It was business as usual sometime in January 2014 when I got a pm from another nairaland user @leeport. I was never in the habit of not replying and in the bid to keep an open mind and accommodate as usual, I opened the mail and replied him. Little did I know destiny had a lot in store for the both of us. Days passed with chats and frequent communication. Days turned into weeks and as we progressed from pm we advanced to BBM. As weeks went on, there was the need to exchange numbers and perhaps put a voice to the chats. It wasn't just about the voice anymore, there became the need to place a face to the voice. And so it happened later that year that a meeting be arranged. It wasn't easy considering the fact he was based in lag and I in Benin.  Destiny again showed it had more in store when I later got a job that made me relocate no need to ask as I moved to lag.
Well the rest is history because today am proud to be his wife....
Just another reason nairaland will always be in our hearts..... It started here https://www.nairaland.com/1541621/meet-new-cool-people-just
And the deal was sealed 12-11-16

Awwwn so happy for you dear, God bless your home.

Twaci you shared all.

JeffreyJamez:
See your wide mouth.... Like say your kpekus don ripe reach

Big head, you never see my mate for labour room?

JeffreyJamez:
See this rat sef dey form "mummy"....this world don spoil!!

Watchu mean? That's my only daughter

Winnelyn:
lol it's actually a remarkable experience i never said i didn't experience it.... All what i wrote up there is just a limited words nd sentences compared to what i went through its by far the worst feeling ( state of being) anyone can undergo

Okay, I get you now.

makydebbie:


big hugs

You're already fine.

*Pecks her*

Winnelyn:
how 'people' feel when they are heartbroken

Why's she smirking?

If you haven't experienced something how do you tell the story?

MackBrooklyn:
Laveda, no be you win that Roywealth $1000?? Go buy am na

Still waiting for alert.

makydebbie:
I went through this recently. Its terrible

Come to mummy.

Winnelyn:
[b] Sleep is scarce and scattered, Your dreams are tortured....

Hunger is meaningless. Deprivation is a state of mind, Only true living requires fuel, and you are merely surviving....

There is thunder in your thoughts, despair coursing through your blood and a numbness clouding your eyes....

Confusion, anger and shame infiltrate your bones, Your heart is scorched and spasming....

The torment twists you blind and the wonder of the world is left unseen, Gratitude is forgotten, curiosity is crushed, Instead, you saturate yourself in dreaded apathy.

You toss and turn between playing victim and perpetrator...

You run to the ends of your heart seeking answers, exhausting your rationality

In one moment, you grow tall, wild and reckless, full of self-righteousness and scornful assurances

Then soon enough, you are slapped by bolt of uncertainty and self-doubt. You shrink back down into your hollow body, lost, lacking and defeated

Eventually though, you grow back into your whole self,..... It's really a terrible feeling [/b]

Lol This is how you feel? Isn't this madness?

KissChrix:
Quora

Thought as much.

MackBrooklyn:



Ma'am, abeg how does pizzard taste in ones mouth?? sweet? sour? bitter??

Go get it.

ellacute45:

Don't you like the taste of pizza?

Who doesn't? I want it that's why I just mentioned it here.

Feels like the taste of Pizza in your mouth.

Mehn

Wetin person no go see? You mean I should wear one pant for five days? Eeewwwww

Dirty girl!

AgapeHate:
I am sorry for whatever I might have done to you. I might not have the opportunity to say this again.

Very funny.

kwencypresh:
una nor sabi call person abi

No vex. We dey very sorry.

I'll do before today ends..

Twaci you don't call mummy!

Its expensive oh

kwencypresh:
Wetin concern me with the story

Na u get the na wa oooo

#straightface

Mummy what I do?

kwencypresh:
Na wa oooo

Mummy you dey follow me see this kain matter ba.

Hmmmmm

This your Love sha.