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RomanceRe: The Truth Is Your Woman Talks About Your Performances In Bed With Her Friends by lawa18(m): 4:29pm On Apr 07, 2020
yinkaOdutuyo:
Do anything, I mean anything, just name it to satisfy your woman or else she will cheat.

And if any woman that is not satisfied cheat, its all you weakma's fault and she is not to be blamed
shut the Bleep up. Spoilt generation
PhonesRe: What's The Best Midnight Data Plan Available? by lawa18(m): 12:36pm On Feb 19, 2019
whats the cod and also how does it work?
Olalekank:
I use swift
3k for 3gb but it comes with a bonus of unlimited night plan from 11pm - 8am.

The plan is valid for 15 days. You can tap into this if swift is fast at your base. It's fast here though, about 2-3mbps
PoliticsRe: Dangote, Unilever, NLNG, Three Other Investors To Construct 19 Federal Roads by lawa18(m): 12:21pm On Jan 27, 2019
Its obvious our youths have been bought. Indeed, there was a country
BusinessCheap Data Plans by lawa18(op): 1:50am On Aug 27, 2018
�MULTIPLE CHOICE CHEAP DATA SERVICES�

This is to inform you that that MTN has finally increased the rate at which we buy the data we sell to you and to keep rendering our data services to you, the prices has been reviewed as follows
500MB = N450
1GIG = N750
2GIG = N1300
4GIG = N2550
5G = N3150
Validity is 3 months

ETISALAT
250MB = N350
500MB = N450
1GIG = N750
1.5GIG = N1100
2GIG = N1400
3GIG = N2100
5GIG = N3350
Validity is 1 month

Call or whatsap us on 07034440789

�Data Man cares
Thanks as we hope for your continous patronage

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Post Your Scores Youwin-connect Participants 2018 by lawa18(m): 8:24pm On Jan 14, 2018
566 SE. Thank God
BusinessRe: Learn How To Import Cheap From China and Sell For Huge Profit by lawa18(m): 1:45pm On Aug 31, 2017
07034440789
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Cummins Nigeria Recruitment 2017 Is Ongoing – Apply Now by lawa18(m): 4:43pm On May 20, 2017
Tekecoms1:
Will I ever be employed again? It's been roughly 5 years f unemployment for me. At 30 years of age there is no work.
I feel ur pains man. God is our only hope
TV/MoviesRe: Refined Pornography: The Shame Of Watching Big Brother Naija by lawa18(m): 3:58pm On Feb 14, 2017
bestspoke:
Have you seen Game of thrones ...season 1 to 6?

Oh I remember 50 shades of grey attracted an awkwardly massive audience in our cinemas on it's release.

if we are to capitalize on the obscene sections of movies of nowadays, there will be no lesson left to learn.

If we are to capitalize on the scammers and corrupt leaders in Nigeria, then we can as well conclude all Nigerians are corrupt scammers.

BBN is not all about porn...You can restrict yourself and your kids from watching it. No drama...

Sorry those y'all thinking it's 24/7 porn will end up smashing their decoder
I don't want to talk to you cos it is d demon in u dt is talking
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Npower ANAMBRA.. Let's Meet Here by lawa18(m): 1:56pm On Feb 09, 2017
most of us have not seen alert. does anybody know why?
InvestmentRe: Why I Think MMM Is Gone For Good by lawa18(m): 6:20am On Dec 17, 2016
Fabulosdave01:
Lol. Race them alone. It is not your money. They knew the risks before they entered.
u lied. Good number of participants like u never took it as risk. To them its a kul biz and they are 100% sure of getting their money bk.
Christianity EtcRe: Reigners Bible Church Collapse In Uyo, Akwa Ibom (Graphic Photos) by lawa18(m): 11:31pm On Dec 10, 2016
May God accept their souls. Carelessness can really be dastardly detrimental
FamilyRe: "Make Me A Television" - A Thought-Provoking Short Story by lawa18(m): 8:50am On Jun 20, 2016
touching indeed.
PoliticsRe: Distribution Of Exotic Vehicles Divides Senators by lawa18(m): 7:56am On Apr 19, 2016
senators embezzling our money from adam
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Africa’s Leading Retail Store In General Merchandise And Groceries (game Store by lawa18(m): 3:35pm On Oct 02, 2015
I applied for the post of merchandizer but they have not called me. Is there still any hope that they will still call me?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Africa’s Leading Retail Store In General Merchandise And Groceries (game Store by lawa18(m): 7:57am On Sep 08, 2015
7031646386:
Who else got an invite frm Game Abuja for an interview on d 10th of sept @Abuja. I actually got dia sms ds mrning afta writing dia 2nd test on saturday. If u r witmi pls signify
I got the same interview invitation on 10th September. I pray everything will be successful. I have to travel from West to Abuja tomorrow. May God help us
Investment AdsRe: How To Make 80k-140k From Recharge Card Printing Business by lawa18(m): 1:00pm On Aug 03, 2015
OP pls add me on Whatsap let me ask u more questions
Science/TechnologyHow Do I Open A Bulk Sms Account by lawa18(op): 12:06pm On Aug 03, 2015
Helo friends, I have tried my possible best to have a bulk sms account all to no avail. Am aware u can go to some cybercafe to buy unit and send sms to ur contact using their server. What I want is a genuine site I can open an account with and buy units so that I can comfortably send bulk sms with my phone from the comfort of my room without going anywhere. Last time I surfed the net on this matter, I was able to get a site dt claimed they sell out units to customers to send bulk sms (SMS launcher.com). I opened account with them and they gave me a free unit to test. I used the unit to try sending sms n it worked. They said to buy units, I had to pay into their account. I paid #500 into the account just to try luck and notified them of the payment only for them to send an sms dt the minimum I can pay is 2000. Due to d fact dt they did not specify the condition till I v paid, I now discovered its fraud. Its not about d amount per sms but how I can genuinely have a bulk sms account. Reason being dt I want to b using the name of our club in sending sms to people instead of just phone number. Pls help if u have any clue on this. May God bless u as u help.
RomanceRe: Is Virginity Due To Lack Of Opportunity? by lawa18(m): 11:21am On Dec 04, 2014
that saying is a mere prank by d devil to lure the good ones to losing their virginity. I v seen ugly girls n timid guys dt lost their virginity as early as 15yrs. I v also seen beautiful gals n well- to- do who who are still virgins even in their late 20s. I believe dt some virgins masturbate bt even d non virgins also masturbate even more bc they masturbate without remorse while d virgins when it happens, fights hard to stop it. Being a virgin is a decision dt can be taken only with the help of the Almighty n never lack of opportunity.
I enjoin u to keep being d virgin u are and forget what people will always say n if u v lost urs, try hard to be chaste instead of deluding the few virgins we v in our own time.
NYSCRe: Katsina Nysc C14 by lawa18(m): 7:44pm On Oct 31, 2014
am on the list
EducationRe: 6 Reasons You Shouldn’t Attend A Private University by lawa18(m): 8:58am On Sep 10, 2014
benjichuks: Immediately I saw this, I knew it was front page material, so I did the needful and to God be the glory, here I am as the FTC!
For those aspiring to be in my position, well keep on trying, Praying, subscribing for data and commenting, one day you'll reach where I am now. grin

As for the topic, I agree with the OP though not in all of them
EducationRe: 6 Reasons You Shouldn’t Attend A Private University by lawa18(m): 8:58am On Sep 10, 2014
benjichuks: Immediately I saw this, I knew it was front page material, so I did the needful and to God be the glory, here I am as the FTC!
For those aspiring to be in my position, well keep on trying, Praying, subscribing for data and commenting, one day you'll reach where I am now. grin

As for the topic, I agree with the OP though not in all of them
pls, is there any reward for being ist to comment on a front page thread?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Basic Technology Skills Job Seekers Should Possess by lawa18(m): 1:00pm On Jul 28, 2014
this is educative n relevant. will try and perfect my knowledge on computer proficiency
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast At NNPC Mega Station,kano by lawa18(m): 12:58pm On Jul 28, 2014
Fatdon: [b]PROVE
Muslims are ordered to carry out
Jihad and kill infidels: Quran 2.216: Fighting jihad (and killing kuffar) for
Allah is ordained for you. It is in your
best interest even if you hate it. Quran 9.5: Kill the infidels wherever you find them. Any muslim who ignores this supreme
commandment of Allah to kill will be
punishment severely (in grave and in
hell fire). Quran 9.38: You who believe! What is the matter
with you, that when you are asked to
march forth for jihad for Allah, you
cling heavily to the earth? Quran 9.39: If you will not go forth to fight in the
cause of ALLAH, HE will punish you with
a painful punishment. All Muslims Other Than Jihadis Have to
Do Time in Hell Quran 119.71: There is not one of you who will not go
to hell; this is with your Lord; a Decree
which must be accomplished. [trs. Hilali
& Khan] Only Way to Avoid Hell and Go Straight
to Paradise is to Kill and Get Killed in
while doing Jihad. The only guarantee for avoiding hell
and going to paradise instantly and
copulate with virgins is to carryout
jihad, kill and get killed. Quran 9.111: Paradise is guaranteed for those who
kill and get killed for Allah. It is a
binding on Allah. Quran 3.169: Those who are killed in Allah’s way are
not dead but they are alive and are
enjoying bounties provided by the
lord. Punishments and Rewards in Islam 1 Infidels will suffer grave torture and
will be in hell forever.
2Bad/non practising/heretic Muslims
will suffer grave torture and long hell
time. Whether they will be put in
paradise eventually, will be decided on Judgement day.
3 Muslims, who prayed, fasted, gave
zakat and did haj but did not
participate in Jihad and killed kuffar,
will suffer torture in grave and will do
some time in hell before being sent to paradise. Their hell-time will be
decided on Judgement day.
4Those Muslims who participated in
violent Jihad will not suffer any grave
torture nor will they do any hell time.
They will proceed to paradise after judgement day.
5Those muslims who killed and got
killed for Allah will avoid grave
and
hell-time altogether. They will instantly
go to paradise and start copulating
with virgins. They will also be allowed to nominate 70 of their near and dear
ones for paradise.[/b]
what a silly decree. these guys are insane
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast At NNPC Mega Station,kano by lawa18(m): 12:57pm On Jul 28, 2014
Fatdon: [b]PROVE
Muslims are ordered to carry out
Jihad and kill infidels: Quran 2.216: Fighting jihad (and killing kuffar) for
Allah is ordained for you. It is in your
best interest even if you hate it. Quran 9.5: Kill the infidels wherever you find them. Any muslim who ignores this supreme
commandment of Allah to kill will be
punishment severely (in grave and in
hell fire). Quran 9.38: You who believe! What is the matter
with you, that when you are asked to
march forth for jihad for Allah, you
cling heavily to the earth? Quran 9.39: If you will not go forth to fight in the
cause of ALLAH, HE will punish you with
a painful punishment. All Muslims Other Than Jihadis Have to
Do Time in Hell Quran 119.71: There is not one of you who will not go
to hell; this is with your Lord; a Decree
which must be accomplished. [trs. Hilali
& Khan] Only Way to Avoid Hell and Go Straight
to Paradise is to Kill and Get Killed in
while doing Jihad. The only guarantee for avoiding hell
and going to paradise instantly and
copulate with virgins is to carryout
jihad, kill and get killed. Quran 9.111: Paradise is guaranteed for those who
kill and get killed for Allah. It is a
binding on Allah. Quran 3.169: Those who are killed in Allah’s way are
not dead but they are alive and are
enjoying bounties provided by the
lord. Punishments and Rewards in Islam 1 Infidels will suffer grave torture and
will be in hell forever.
2Bad/non practising/heretic Muslims
will suffer grave torture and long hell
time. Whether they will be put in
paradise eventually, will be decided on Judgement day.
3 Muslims, who prayed, fasted, gave
zakat and did haj but did not
participate in Jihad and killed kuffar,
will suffer torture in grave and will do
some time in hell before being sent to paradise. Their hell-time will be
decided on Judgement day.
4Those Muslims who participated in
violent Jihad will not suffer any grave
torture nor will they do any hell time.
They will proceed to paradise after judgement day.
5Those muslims who killed and got
killed for Allah will avoid grave and
hell-time altogether. They will instantly
go to paradise and start copulating
with virgins. They will also be allowed to nominate 70 of their near and dear
ones for paradise.[/b]
RomanceWhat Birthday Gift Is Ideal For My Ex Gf by lawa18(op): 12:54pm On Jul 26, 2014
I once had a gf whom I loved so much. She also loves n respects me as well. We dated for just six months before a man came seeking for her hand in marriage. She told me n I supported it since as a fresh graduate, I am nt ready for marriage n she is already 25. Apart from taking her out, I never bought her any present n she understands. She was d one dt made me celebrate my last birthday, by baking a wonderful cake for me. Now, her birthday is next month, though we r no more together, I want to give her a present to at least appreciate her. Kindly recommend for me an ideal present within the range of 2k n 4k.
RomanceRe: Can You Date Someone You Can't Marry ? by lawa18(m): 12:18pm On Jul 26, 2014
angela98: I can not date a person whom I see as unmarriageable. because I am one person who is very committed to her relationship. I Dont just date any man, there are qualities I expect to find in a man before I can date him. If the relationship leads to marriage well fine. Its not every relationship that leads to marriage, there are so many unforeseen circumstances that can breakup relationships. smiley
u are wise
RomanceRe: Five Most Annoying First~date Questions by lawa18(m): 10:31am On Jul 23, 2014
@op, nothing is wrong wt some of d questions u mentioned. But pls help us wt d right questions 2 ask
SportsRe: Germany Vs Argentina: World Cup Final (1 - 0) On 13th July 2014 by lawa18(m): 10:24am On Jul 13, 2014
Messi will do his magic tonight
FamilyRe: Options Available For Same A.s Genotype Couple by lawa18(m): 10:01am On Jul 13, 2014
Dont knw y some ppl suddenly turn to fools all in the name of love. Let me ask u this, assuming u r a sickler n ur parents happen to be educated as to v known the consequences of getting married, will u be happy wt them? Tel urself the truth

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