My kind of guy

refiner:
well fank God I no be ur gal...just fank ur stars....

wetin you go com do...ur head like don jazzy own

refiner:
well fank God I no be ur gal...just fank ur stars....

wetin you go com do...ur head like don jazzy own

great one OP.......you are more than SMART.....
I wonder when some of 'we' ladies will get to understand that three is a 'large' crowd especially when it comes to dates and relationships in general.....

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refiner:
well fank God I no be ur gal...just fank ur stars....

wetin u fr do? your head like Dangote trailer

Rollar:
As in ehn, Naija babes dey like awoof too much. That's how one day I planned a romantic picnic for my bae and I, only for me to get to her house and see her roommate all dressed up and waiting. I was like warris dis? she then explained that her friend was bored, so she invited her along. Omo na so man pikin just siddon dey sip water as I watched dem smagging all the roasted chicken and meatpie I brought. Suffice it to say that was the last time I ever pulled that stunt. Subsequent outings often featured a bread and akara theme, that's when I'm in a generous mod sef, if not na ikpekele (plantain chips)

not funny bro...keep trying

wtf! S0me0ne sh0uld give dis dude a c0ld b0ttle of 0rigin

very funny. ...U na sure boy.

apholaryn:
wetin u fr do? your head like Dangote trailer

kids everywer....wat did I say DAT guarantee d insult nw

Guy ur head de work proper

every outing was a hit back to back. first it was tantalizer, next; Exodus and the promise

but still mamaput still dey sell

Funny u

bolex04:
wetin you go com do...ur head like don jazzy own ;Dwetin you go com do...ur head like don jazzy own

lik seriously?I dunno y people love saying my head looks like donjazzy own.....DAT makes me feel DAT I and donjazzy re meant to be

refiner:


lik seriously?I dunno y people love saying my head looks like donjazzy own.....DAT makes me feel DAT I and donjazzy re meant to be

lols...na me dey always tell you...so you don't know...u're not meant for don jazzy but vic o

E belike fp material sha...

Fiction

The best solution that I think works, when she comes with a Brenda. Don't go anywhere anymore!!!
Simply be man enough and cancel the trip, if she gets grumpy and ask why, you simply tell her I only invited you ALONE and not you and Brenda!!!

Thanks bro I must follow ur advice

Rollar:
As in ehn, Naija babes dey like awoof too much. That's how one day I planned a romantic picnic for my bae and I, only for me to get to her house and see her roommate all dressed up and waiting. I was like warris dis? she then explained that her friend was bored, so she invited her along. Omo na so man pikin just siddon dey sip water as I watched dem smagging all the roasted chicken and meatpie I brought. Suffice it to say that was the last time I ever pulled that stunt. Subsequent outings often featured a bread and akara theme, that's when I'm in a generous mood sef, if not na ikpekele (plantain chips)

So u sef they go on date

Bread and akara tho , thought danfo guys are romantic

Adonis3:
Does she bring friends along while coming for dates? Then you should try what I did, and trust me it works like f#*k.

My girlfriend had this habit of bringing her friend along while going out with me. Trust me it was annoying, as you would end up spending far more than you budgeted.

When she started it, she was like "Brenda is my very close friends, we do everything together even go out together. In short, people think we're sisters", in my mind, I was like "omo leave trash for lawma jare, na you and Brenda I ask out?" But I just had to comport myself and pretend like isnuttin.

This habit persisted for a while and I realised it wasn't going to end soon (of course, it made us go out less frequently but there are sometimes you just feel like hanging out with bae).

Then I devised a means to put a stop to the lawma trash, as a sharp warfi guy. That fateful day, I had something to do around yaba, so when I was done I called her to join me so we could go see a movie at ozone. As usual, she came with Brenda.

When we got there, I bought the smaller bag of popcorn for her while I bought the bigger one for me and brenda to share.lol. She gave me one kind look, but I guess she overlooked it. Then we entered the cinema, I had to sit close to Brenda since we were sharing popcorn, trust me, I deliberately chose not to sit between them as she expected. Instead, Brenda sat between us.

All through the movie, me and Brenda were gisting, laughing, making silly comments while still dragging over the popcorn playfully. I didn't even send my babe, tho I could see that she was most uncomfortable and jealous. You know when somebody is trying so hard not to focus on you, she was facing the screen but I could see that she wasn't concentrating. Confirm! Shebi na u sabi do pass.

We sha watched the movie finish, I asked my girl about it, she gave a forced smile and answered "fine". I didn't want to overdo things, so I went back to her company, held her hands while walking. As we were stepping out of the cinema, it was then I remembered I didn't have Brenda's no (it was deliberate), so I asked Brenda for it and of course, she gave me.








Trust me, that was the last time I ever set my eyes on Brenda again ooo I don't even know how her no miraculously got deleted from my phone



My guiyz


Cc: lalasticlala roctation farano

Oga! This story is not complete.. How did ur story with Brenda end...?

U say her number miraculously disappear from your phone!!!.... Hmmm! And you are happy cos I dey see your 31 plus 1 teeth outside..

Wey u suppose miraculously re-insert Brenda number bak into your phone and complete that which u have started by shining brenda's c.oochie like dat guy from the other thread... So that we can hail as a sharper guy..

You cum here dey tell us tales by moonlight...

Posting treand on NL, what is the process.. No insult o. I'm not begging, I'm asking

Bad guy!!

refiner:
hnmmm.....so I should praise u abi

see them,BRENDA GROUP OF COMPANY.

i set trap 4 d rats in my house last night.
This
morning I saw a note beside it written ; “Oga, no try
this
nonsense again o...” I'm moving out!

refiner:


lik seriously?I dunno y people love saying my head looks like donjazzy own.....DAT makes me feel DAT I and donjazzy re meant to be

#in don jazzy voice'errm aunty refiner,if na my house address you want,come and collect it!

bolex04:
Abeg recollect brenda no from ur bae...mak I dey bleep her

Nah d only thing wey u sabi b dat...goat

Mintayo:
She brings her friends, life is simple. Everybody pays for whatever they consume ni. I will even make her understand that!

Ijebu man

refiner:
hnmmm.....so I should praise u abi

Continue asking...birds of same feather

Lol. As you don come confess for NL nko? What if the babe na NLer? Brenda will be back . Adonis3

You may think you're smart but to me you're dull (sorry)


I would tell her straight down I'm not going out with her friend and she should never in her life even try that bullcrap with me again