Victorakats:
Challenges will surely come... But only the hopeful that will make it to the end!


To start with, you have a priceless skill.... WRITING

Not everyone will be patient enough to read a long article but I did that effortlessly and connected with your journey...

Consider polishing your writing skills

I for one is a petroleum engineer turned writer and so far... It has paid my bills.

Some of you may not like online businesses but that also has paid my bills..

I've made millions doing online businesses...

You can contact me on whatsapp on 0.9.0.9.3.3.5.2.0.0.3

Again... Work on monetizing your skills... Not your certificate.

That's the only way to overcome the challenges of not having a good job.

Yours Sincerely

I will like to connect with you on the writing skill too sir, do you mind if I reach you on that number? thanks.

babyboy4every1:

I will try as much as possble to send it to u. Though, i lost my phone. But will try to send it to u

I will need too sir, thanks
isaac4special@yahoo.com

OtemAtum:
If you are having sex in your dream as a teenager, that is a sign of maturity. As a grown up man, it is a sign that you need a woman or man as a life partner. If you are already married and you have such dream, it is a call to do your marital role on your partner.

OK thanks sir, maybe I needed clarifications on the eating in dream and seeing yourself with past class mates. are there really hypothesis backing these claims or just belief? thanks sir.

OtemAtum:
There is nothing like spiritual wife. Having sex in sleep is normal and as a result of erotic thinking while awake or as a result of natural causes to tell the dreamer of a need of a woman in the reality. It is also a sign of maturity to the adolescents--nature's way of telling you HEY, YOU ARE NOW MATURE!

how true are your assertions sir. any hypothesis to your aforementioned points? I like to learn, thanks!

blame the both genders, they just couldn't control humanity (money and libidinousness) attributes which can be herculean of a task to do really!

AggressiveFucker:



ifa says u are an analyst and you dont like ladies too much and u're a reserved guy plus u like food and sport


tell dem how correct ifa is

you must be a psychologist. lol. I love analysing, a reserved guy, yes! I love football, yes! but do I love ladies? yes I love pussy big time, that's my second food, as for food I don't really eat much though.

you predicted right to some extent but you didn't get it right on the ladies and food aspect!

hmmm... ifa

lefulefu:
this op na real sadist

op is no sadist, guys have sold their birthright, what we have today are wuss' and sissies very few know their place as a man in this world. very few know there is power in manhood waiting to be exercised on a weaker being (woman) instead the reverse is the case.

women rule the world though. thumbs up to them!

a friend on Facebook earlier today predicted a correct scoreline to the tussle between the two London rivals.

RaggedyAnn:





My dear, why don't you let girls tell you how they experience orgasms instead of imposing on them what you think you know? It's not like you're an expert on the matter. Girls don't typically ejaculate like men do when they climax. Sure, they get wet when they're aroused, sometimes even dripping wet. But the orgasm is.......how do I describe this.....

Have you ever felt your nose itch in the sun, and you're hoping for a good sneeze to scratch the inside? Leading up to it, it's as though the vagina is itching to sneeze. There's a tingling in the toes, a tightening in the head that feels like the blood vessels in the brain are about to erupt; it's as if every cell in the body is yawning and sneezing deeply at the same time. You would notice involuntary jerking, probable curling of the toes, arching of the body, and possible moaning and/or grabbing of the sheets. This would take a few minutes.

Women rarely ejaculate. You probably watch a lot of porn and think squirters are everywhere you look. Not so, my dear. Research is even unclear about what that substance really is. Some still insist that it is urine.

It's good that you're learning to use your fingers, though. It would keep things interesting, if you actually know what you're doing.

OK... but when is this orgasm normally reached by you girls, I mean at what point, could it be just from a round with persistent hard banging or from numerous rounds or maybe there are techniques or logics to it that you may wona share with the guys. feel free to share.

lockupnop:
If I need money ...don't think about location.


Take 20,000 go to Odelemo rent a acre of land for 1 year .Dem don dey open eye now. They will ask for 3 years.

There are ready made aboki in that town so you can pick as u like ready to work... They live in that village for farming purpose.

Well ,Clearing ,planting 100k

Favourite: ,short term: Maize, UGU , Soya beans ,

Long term , Plantain , Paw paw .... Inside here arrange a snail pen ...

Buy: grass cutter , Rabit

Then rent 2 bedrrom 30k per year
Enter market buy 1 bag of Rodo let say 30k don't know again since I left naija

Take it to Bayelsa ...u will thank me forever

Meanwhile 4 Pepper (rodo) in Bayelsa as at 2014/15 #100 naira and then in Lagos 50 naira rodo cost 300 naira in Bayelsa I use to sell Rodo pepper for copers ...


Think Think Think move around and make sure ur farm lives in your heart spend money to call call call to make sure everything is going fine arrange ur life ....

Buy Dstv, laptop and PlayStation game I can see u get internet already ..Farm will doll u but with all that all ur friend in Lagos would visit you take note and ready to host because they will be ur shield ...
Most importly Buy a German Shepherd dog which is cheap but very intelligent would go along way...

Come to nairaland time to time to show picture about your farm ... Have fun while farming ...

N.B ; for people correcting English here is my password please help me edit it

bro please I Don send you PM. answer me. thanks

powerkey:
Is Juju/jazz/charm Real? Then I Want To See It.....send Me Mail

Have you seen a confirmed juju/jazz/charm before that works?

I doubt it exits.

But if you can vouch for your jazzman/babalawo with guarantee, then PM me...... I want to see it for myself and not stories.


Is jazz real? I want to see it to believe.


Mods please I need rel and sincere contributors on this thread.

do you believe in astral projection?

ZarZar:


That's not what I'm saying. There's a difference between fantasizing & doing.

Question:
good. but do thou synergize in understanding with me that one could fantasize such?

if yes.

opinion:
kissing your partner was once a fantasy that somehow materialized via works/actions I believe.

nugget:
if it can be fantasized/imagined, it can as well be yearned and when yearned, in no distant, it is done.

Cerebrate on this:
ever wondered why some parents would see some form of play from kids and quickly berate them?

Conclusion:
we are humans my dear, the body is dynamic, when you think you know yourself completely you lie to yourself. we discover new things about ourselves everyday based on how the body, mind and brain are exposed to conditions.

OP could be right with her thoughts!

MsRoe:


Well, a woman might not exactly be sexually attracted to a dild0 or vibrator, but it can get the job done. Human beings are, after all, auto-sexual before anything else. Likewise, a man attached to his stiff appendage may just be extraneous material, as far as the woman is concerned. Sure, an attractive man may help the ambience and spur brain-activity to synchronize with the stimulated genitals, but not everyone needs that kind of help.

you sound soo.. mature, I was wondering if you're actually a woman. I was just watching these girls while they blab.

ZarZar:


I'm sure there are women that can do that too lol eg. prostitutes, etc. But IMO, something must be really, really messed up for a woman to be so free-willing. Because I don't believe women are wired like that by nature. Just my humble opinion though.

are you saying somehow at some juncture a women don't and would naturally don't fantasize on f*cking a guy not her boyfriend?

.

tosyne2much:
Bro, you just took the words out of my mouth. God bless you!

nice write bro, I quite enjoy your post anytime, lemme believe there are books at amazon I could enjoy more from you.

Huee:

I get your point.
And yh there are ladies with amazing body
Don't be biased

so "laughs. I was wondering if the amazing body could drill itself! come off it babe, I'm hoping to see the day guys will come to realize what manliness is all about and stop being sisi.

Huee:

Oga!
Hell No.
What's the point of having sex with a guy who can't please you or better still leave you half way.
I'll rather get a d*ldo Abeg

madam boss!
that's pretty different, imagine this with me, a guy approached you, you agreed to date him, he tries to please you well, give you good seks anytime, then at a point you both had issues that led to break up, you now started saying all sort's of stuff, " you ingrate, you that I gave my body" so he didn't give you his own ba?

my point is this... ladies should stop seeing seks as favour to man when its obvious they too enjoy it, you girls even enjoys it more, so a lady should learn to stop being ungrateful and do the right thing before any guy that drills her hole good, anyways I dont blame the ladies, I blame my fellow men, they have stoop so low as misplacing their right place before women, most of the guys give you girl the impression you body is gold.

pocohantas:

Never deny him sex?
Then after spreading her leg like compass and allowing him turn her anyhow on the bed, he'll come online with his 10MB to talk about virgins?

Do you know how many calories you burn during sex?
That energy he uses to thrust and strive to hit Gspot, he should channel it into lucrative projects.

Is a broke guy even supposed to have an ereçtion?

every girl should say "a big thank you" to a guy after f*cking her if you ask me, both party enjoys it, research even has it, ladies enjoy it more, I think it high time ladies stopped seeing it as though they do guys favour!

keyboardwarwar:
Hallelujah!!! dear people of nairaland join me thanks my God 4 me.i finished sec. sch. in the year 2012.That was the first time i tried out Jamb examination,then it was a paper base test[with fresh brain, out from the secondary school,as usual i was expected to pass the examination].But when the result came out it was a misery one. As i, score a total marks of 84 with chemistry missing[it come be like say them come dey follow me from my village] . but i didn't lose hope! as i proceed to studies OND in computer Engineering and Advance Diploma in Software Engineeering @Lagos.[but as expected my mama used the jamb result to torment my life any time i bleep up or anytime i mention something about university degree.] to cut the long story short! i decided to try out this year jamb examination, but to be sincere! i was so afraid as i have been out of touch with CHEMISTRY,PHYSICS more especially MATHEMATICS so how am i going to pass this examination?. I sold my precious phone[as i didn't have money] just to purchased the jamb pin @ the officially closing day of the registration. Fast forward! i was given monday 15 of may as my examination day.Money to get to the examination centre was another wahala but miraculously the money came,i was checked,got into the examination hall ushered to my exam's system and instruction was given for all the examiners to logged in.I logged in! my time Began to ticked, my heart too began to Beat faster like a Yoruba talking drum.
Where will i start??[That was the question i ask myself cos by this time i didn't know anythings in PHYSICS,MATHEMATICS and CHEMISTRY as English was my only hope]. And the security was so tight! cctv cameras everywhere at the corners of the hall.Fast forward i began to tick my answers on english,i spent like 1hr 30mins to answer questions mainly on English and i,used the remaining 30mins to ticks answers RANDOMLY on CHEMISTRY,PHYSICS and MATHS [i ticks some answers A,some B some C some D and i will begins ticking from D,C,B,A again all, ignorantly].MY time remaining 3mins to go i pressed S,i said a short prayer of helps from above before pressing another S which means i have submitted my exam,but was not happy at all.

Inside a Bus on my way back home! i overheard a guy said to his friend on phone if his result is not favourable he knew a man who can upgrade his result with a sum of #30,000.I was tempted to make enquiring about this said man. But when i remember that i,didn't have any penny i just kept quiet and said the following prayers.

"Lord Jesus if someone can take a bribe to upgrade someone's result.Lord please take all the Glorys and upgrade my result- Amen".

Surprising when my result came out this is what i score!.....i'm so much happy considering the level of my preparation i, have been away from CHEMISTRY,MATHS,PHYSICS for over 5years nows.

I pray they (physics, chemistry and their father mathematics) don't come hunting you in your first year, these courses are all 3 units and are greatly influential to ones GP. advice_ make friends that are good in those areas so they can teach you when you're finally admitted, that is if you want to have a strong GP in your first year though which very very important. cheers!

fuckerstard:


I agree with you, i always wish i had the opportunity to learn a trade or handwork before going to university.

I was wondering if there's a time frame in developing oneself. go out there bro, do something! Colonel Sanders (KFC) @age 88, became a multibillionaire from cooking. lemme believe you're over 100. lol

Ajewealth123:
Oga did you actually write all these?
I finished in Unilorin with 2.2
Kwara poly with lower credit.
Both results,I don't even know where I kept them.
I ventured into business immediately I graduated and today,I thank God extremely.

No matter where you are,you have to work your way to the top irrespective of challenges or self esteem.
I wonder if the following people have low self esteem cos they no go grades.
Bill gates
Seun osewa
Dangote
Heliu slim
Baba Ijebu

And the rest.

you see these aforementioned people, if they go into school, with the right course that befeat their true self under right conditions, they will come out with excellent grades.

yes, grades shouldn't be a navigator to success but what I feel the OP is trying to say is... the manner, attitude and demeanor you use to handle your studies could as well determine your course in life.

the subject is way deep but I think making good grades in school and being successful in whatever you do to succeed in life way depends on DISCOVERING one's elf. once this feat is attained, this is where priorities are set right, laziness, procrastination, and any habit that could hamper success is done away with, thereby giving no room for failure in what ever one does.

my point is, a discovered self will thrive excellently under right conditions. An undiscovered self will fail in academics and still fail even as an artisan or anything engaged in under right conditions.

fuckerstard:
OP don go find trouble, but person still need good grades. No let all these jambites loose hope in education o

the education for Nigeria here na scam and crap if you be average Nigerian, it is only rewarding for the rich child if you ask me.

the way no too sure to hammer for the average/poor kid, the chances of him being a good Return On Investment is very very low, pathetic enough these jambite never know, plenty of them they rush enter thinking na the only sure way to success, anyways I no really blame them, orientation from parents de poor, a lot of the average Nigerian parents if not all sees and are seeing school as the only sure way to success in life. we need to get this mentality off, it won't do the average family good.

As an average Nigerian wey comot from family wey na hunger be their second name, giving 100% to school and relegating skills which you can acquire, thereby thinking you're on the good run, bro na sorry be your name, you're on a long run. unless God come to your rescue.

my advice to any jambite from the average home reading my post, school is good it will build you, help you discover your strength and weakness, help you useful to yourself but don't give your 100% to it as you go, learn to attach a skill as you study, do them both, for this is the only sure way for the average Nigerian child to succeed in life.

fuckerstard:
OP don go find trouble, but person still need good grades. No let all these jambites loose hope in education o

the education for Nigeria here na scam and crap if you be average Nigerian, the way no too sure to hammer, but pathetic enough these jambite never know, plenty of them they rush enter thinking na the only sure way to success, negating other skill acquisitions.

As an average Nigerian wey comot from family wey na hunger be their second name, giving 100% to school and relegating skills you can acquire thereby thinking you

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OK bro... thanks, I will like to chat private with you on WhatsApp is that your number on your signatory?

mikeweezy:
did i even have a ppa oh shit i dnt more like a ghost corper using my time to learn tailoring

you're thinking just like me, am a potential corp member, I fancy the idea of being a ghost corper and using my time for something else, but am scared at the same time that I may be missing out on something, how true are my assertions bro, since you're in the game already, you may want to give me some scopes, thanks!

ileogbenfidel:
Marriage is a means to try to control a grownup man

haha haha. laughable

ileogbenfidel:
Marriage is a means to try to control a grownup man

haha haha. laughable

Here are some of my thoughts and what I foresee Nigeria to be soon.


1.i foresee a generation where federal government will almost want to beg her Nigerians to go to school.

2.i foresee a generation where young school leavers will hear JAMB and sigh in dismay.

3. i foresee a generation reverting to skills acquisitions.

4.i foresee a generation where formal education will only be revered by few because it can't give knowledge but only *SCHOLASTIC* skill.
(Reading and writing)

5.i foresee a generation where the average Nigerian parent can't wait to enroll their newly born baby to a skill acquisition program.

6.I foresee a generation where skill acquisition fees will be equivalent to what we pay as school fee today!

7.I foresee a generation that's industrious with little or no regard for the government.

8.i foresee a generation that will now feel their destiny is in their hands and not just prayer and government.

9.I foresee a generation where lecturers/teachers are leaving classrooms, only those with the calling to teach remains!

10. i foresee a generation of wise youth and people ready to be active and not passive.

I see hope, I see light at the end of tunnel for the average naija man.
_Stay positive.

Recent times a lot has been going through me, like the phloem and xylem I couldn't help but translocate and conduct them.

Sometimes I can't help but worry about how anomalous the Nigerian system has grown over time, the naivety, greed, pains and lots more of the system is so pathogenic that her organs (people) susceptible to give into any form of vice.

On a sunday morning sat down and was making deep cerebration on My country and a lot began trooping in my mind as I was assimilating them like a seed seriously imbibing water and it was getting obvious that if I continue that way I may osmotically burst up depressed and the last time I remembered the lagoon wey de our side too deep them fit no find my body

Recent times a lot has been going through me, like the phloem and xylem I couldn't help but translocate and conduct them.

Sometimes I can't help but worry about how anomalous the Nigerian system has grown over time, the naivety, greed, pains and lots more of the system is so pathogenic that her organs (people) susceptible to give into any form of vice.

On a sunday morning sat down and was making deep cerebration on My country and a lot began trooping in my mind as I was assimilating them like a seed seriously imbibing water and it was getting obvious that if I continue that way I may osmotically burst up depressed and the last time I remembered the lagoon wey de our side too deep them fit no find my body